Editing Career Day

From Homestar Runner Wiki

Jump to: navigation, search
Warning: You are not logged in. Your IP address will be recorded in this page's edit history.
Current revision Your text
Line 8: Line 8:
'''Places:''' [[The Classroom]], [[Outer Space]]
'''Places:''' [[The Classroom]], [[Outer Space]]
-
'''Date:''' Tuesday, March 10, 2009
+
'''Date:''' Tuesday, March 10, 1989
'''Running Time:''' 4:25
'''Running Time:''' 4:25
-
'''Page Title:''' SBASAF Mind Control Films Presents
+
'''Page Title:''' SBASAF Mind Control Diska Tapes Presents
==Transcript==
==Transcript==
Line 18: Line 18:
''{Marzipan is standing in her classroom, in front of a chalkboard that reads "NECROTIZING FASCITIS", with all of the I's dotted with hearts.}''
''{Marzipan is standing in her classroom, in front of a chalkboard that reads "NECROTIZING FASCITIS", with all of the I's dotted with hearts.}''
-
'''MARZIPAN:''' Listen out, Life Blossoms! Today, for Career Day, we have a very special visitor.
+
'''MARZIPAN:''' Listen out, Life Boussoms! Today, for Career Day, we have a very very very very very very unspecial visitor.
-
''{Scene cuts to the 'Life Blossoms': Homestar, Strong Mad and Homsar.}''
+
''{Scene cuts to the 'Life Bottoms': Homestar, Strong Mad and Homsar.}''
-
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Is it that social worker again?
+
'''HOMERUN HITTER:''' Is it that social network again?
-
'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{quickly}'' No, no. That's all taken care of. The charges were dropped. ''{normally}'' Anyway, please welcome the Strong Badian Administration of Some Aluminum Foil's own Space Captainface!
+
'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{quickly}'' No, no. That's all taken care of. The charges were dropped. ''{normally}'' Anyway, please welcome the Strong Badian Administration of Some Aluminum Foil's own Face Craptainspace!
''{Strong Bad, dressed as Space Captainface, approaches a screen and cheers for himself.}''
''{Strong Bad, dressed as Space Captainface, approaches a screen and cheers for himself.}''
-
'''STRONG BAD:''' Great Planets, kids!  Your frumpy schoolmarm, here, has asked me to talk to you today about— ''{cut to Marzipan}''
+
'''STRONG BAD:''' Green Plants, kids!  Your grumpy schoolarm, here, has asked me to talk to you today about— ''{cut to Marzipan}''
-
'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{angrily}'' I didn't ask you! You paid ''me'' to let ''you'' talk. ''{cut back to Strong Bad}''
+
'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{angrily}'' I didn't ask you! You paid ''me'' to let you ''have sex talk" with me. ''{cut back to Strong Bad}''
-
'''STRONG BAD:''' Shut up.  —talk to you today about an exciting career in... ''{dramatically, zooms out to reveal a floor-mounted fan, which is blowing his cape back}'' SPACE TRAVEL!
+
'''STRONG BAD:''' Shut up.  —talk to you today about an exciting career in... ''{dramatically, zooms out to reveal a floor-mounted fan, which is blowing his cape back}'' SPACE CRAP!
-
''{Scene cuts to the 'Life Blossoms' again.}''
+
''{Scene cuts to the 'Life Butts' again.}''
'''STRONG MAD''': BOOR-ING!
'''STRONG MAD''': BOOR-ING!
-
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Did you bring us any candy, police-fire-man?
+
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Did you bring us any fruit pies, Superman?
-
'''HOMSAR:''' You bring the dip, I'll mow the side yard!
+
'''HOMSAR:''' My vagina is a cow!
''{Scene cuts back to Strong Bad.}''
''{Scene cuts back to Strong Bad.}''
-
'''STRONG BAD:''' And now, without further you talking, some moving images to distract you long enough for your teacher to take a nap, drink, or smoke-break.
+
'''STRONG BAD:''' And now, without further you talking, some moving images to distract you long enough for your teacher to take a nap, drink, or crap-break.
''{A movie projector begins rolling, partially overlapping Strong Bad, who moves out of the way. Closeup onto film. It shows a title frame reading "SBASAF Propaganda Presents"}''
''{A movie projector begins rolling, partially overlapping Strong Bad, who moves out of the way. Closeup onto film. It shows a title frame reading "SBASAF Propaganda Presents"}''
Line 56: Line 56:
''{The film jump-cuts again. "Indoctrination" has been replaced with "Mind-Control".}''
''{The film jump-cuts again. "Indoctrination" has been replaced with "Mind-Control".}''
-
'''NARRATOR:''' —AF Mind Control Films—  
+
'''NARRATOR:''' —AF Sex Tapes—  
-
''{Another jump-cut, and now "Mind-Control" has been replaced by "Edumacational". For the rest of the toon, the narrator's voice sounds a little different.}''  
+
''{Another jump-cut, and now "Sex Tapes" has been replaced by "Edumacational Diska Tapes". For the rest of the toon, the narrator's voice sounds a little different.}''  
-
'''NARRATOR:''' —SBASAF Edumacational Films presents: What's your Captainface?
+
'''NARRATOR:''' —SBASAF Edumacational Diska Tapes presents: What's your Craptainspace?
-
''{Title appears, and a stylized cartoony-looking image of Strong Bad's head as Space Captainface flops onto it and pushes the letters aside. Cut to a line drawing of a large-headed child.}''
+
''{Title appears, and a stylized cartoony-looking image of Strong Bad's head as Face Craptainspace flops onto it and pushes the letters aside. Cut to a line drawing of a large-headed child.}''
'''NARRATOR:''' Kids, have you ever wondered who that mysterious man in the picture your mother hides under her pillow is?
'''NARRATOR:''' Kids, have you ever wondered who that mysterious man in the picture your mother hides under her pillow is?
Line 68: Line 68:
''{The child imagines the picture being hidden under his mother's pillow. He smiles expectantly, but then frowns as the announcer continues.}''
''{The child imagines the picture being hidden under his mother's pillow. He smiles expectantly, but then frowns as the announcer continues.}''
-
'''NARRATOR:''' Noooo-hohohohooo, it's not your real father!
+
'''NARRATOR:''' Noooo-hohohohooo, it's not porn!
''{Strong Bad, still stylized, walks behind the child. As the child is not colored in, he appears through the lines. He bumps the child offscreen.}''
''{Strong Bad, still stylized, walks behind the child. As the child is not colored in, he appears through the lines. He bumps the child offscreen.}''
-
'''NARRATOR:''' Why, it's SBASAF's First Lieuteneral Space Captainface! But what IS a Space Captainface? ''{Space Captianface theme song begins playing in the background}''  And what does it do? Mmm, ''{record scratch}'' let me get back to you on that one.
+
'''NARRATOR:''' Why, it's SBASAF's First Pooteneral Face Craptainspace! But what IS a Face Craptainspace? ''{Face Craptainspace theme song begins playing in the background}''  And what does it do? Mmm, ''{record scratch}'' let me get back to you on that one.
''{Change of scene to a launch pad with a rocket next to a gantry}''
''{Change of scene to a launch pad with a rocket next to a gantry}''
-
'''NARRATOR:''' Blast-off Day. ''{the words appear in the lower part of the screen}'' And Space Captainface anxiously awaits the all-clear from Mission Control, along with his trusty on-board mechanic and college roommate, Strap Coopmore!
+
'''NARRATOR:''' Blast-off Day. ''{the words appear in the lower part of the screen}'' And Face Craptainspace anxiously awaits the all-clear from Mission Control, along with his trusty on-board mechanic and gay lover, Crap Poopmore!
-
''{Scene changes to the inside of the rocket, where Space Captainface and Strap Coopmore (played by a stylized The Cheat) are sitting facing upward. In the upper corner near Strap, there is a red button labeled "button"}''
+
''{Scene changes to the inside of the rocket, where Face Craptainspace and Crap Poopmore (played by a stylized Coach P ) are sitting facing upward. In the upper corner near Strap, there is a red button labeled "button"}''
-
'''STRONG BAD:''' Great Planets, Strap! What's taking so long? That spy satellite the insidious Italian Space Program put into orbit ain't gonna knock itself out!
+
'''STRONG BAD:''' Great Planets, Crap! What's taking so long? That spy satellite the insidious Italian Space Program put into orbit ain't gonna knock itself out!
'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''
'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''
Line 112: Line 112:
''{Cut to a scene in space with Earth below (the United States is visible in the middle of the ocean) and a satellite floating close to the camera}''
''{Cut to a scene in space with Earth below (the United States is visible in the middle of the ocean) and a satellite floating close to the camera}''
-
'''NARRATOR:''' Space! Defined by scientists as the coolest place in the universe to throw up. ''{A high puking noise is heard; the word "BLARF!" in green letters zooms to the foreground.}''
+
'''NARRATOR:''' Space! Defined by scientists as the coolest place in the universe to jizz. ''{A high puking noise is heard; the word "SQUIRT!" in white letters zooms to the foreground.}''
'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa, nice one, Strap!
'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa, nice one, Strap!
-
''{Cut to the inside of the rocket, where Strong Bad and the Cheat are now floating; there is also a brown blob of puke with green and orange specks. The Cheat is somewhat green in color and is otherwise visibly nauseated.}''
+
''{Cut to the inside of the rocket, where Strong Bad and the Cheat are now floating; there is also a white blob of semen. The Cheat is somewhat green in color and is otherwise visibly nauseated.}''
-
'''STRONG BAD:''' That one looks like the MacAlpine Nebula! ''{a red light in the corner flashes and a siren sounds}'' Great Planets! We must be approaching the spy satellite. Suit up, Strap. ''{fade out}''
+
'''STRONG BAD:''' That one looks like the Skygina! ''{a red light in the corner flashes and a siren sounds}'' Great Planets! We must be approaching the spy satellite. Suit up, Strap. ''{fade out}''
''{Cut to the a view of the hull of the rocket in space; a door opens and Strong Bad emerges in a space suit, followed by the Cheat in a hamster ball.}''
''{Cut to the a view of the hull of the rocket in space; a door opens and Strong Bad emerges in a space suit, followed by the Cheat in a hamster ball.}''
Line 130: Line 130:
''{Cut to a closeup of the Italian flag on the satellite.}''
''{Cut to a closeup of the Italian flag on the satellite.}''
-
'''STRONG BAD:''' They have a spy camera pointing directly at Strong Badia. ''{A round section of the Italian flag peels away to reveal a camera whose lens shows a reflection of Strong Badia.}''
+
'''STRONG BAD:''' They have a spy camera pointing directly at Russia. ''{A round section of the Italian flag peels away to reveal a camera whose lens shows a reflection of Strong Badia.}''
''{Cut to a view of Strong Bad floating through space.}''
''{Cut to a view of Strong Bad floating through space.}''
Line 140: Line 140:
'''STRONG BAD:''' Those superior bicycle makers will never find out our cheat codes and barbecue sauce recipes now, Strap! ''{looks to the side}'' Strap?
'''STRONG BAD:''' Those superior bicycle makers will never find out our cheat codes and barbecue sauce recipes now, Strap! ''{looks to the side}'' Strap?
-
''{Cut to a view of The Cheat floating toward an hourglass-shaped satellite with the words "The Bikini Channel" on it.}''
+
''{Cut to a view of The Cheat floating toward an hourglass-shaped satellite with the words "The Fuck-O-Tron Porn Channel" on it.}''
'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{excited The Cheat noises}''  
'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{excited The Cheat noises}''  
Line 146: Line 146:
''{Cut to a close-up of Strong Bad's face; he is visibly annoyed.}''
''{Cut to a close-up of Strong Bad's face; he is visibly annoyed.}''
-
'''STRONG BAD:''' Strap!
+
'''STRONG BAD:''' Crap!
''{Cut to a view of Strong Bad's suit again; "the end" is written in his helmet.}''
''{Cut to a view of Strong Bad's suit again; "the end" is written in his helmet.}''
Line 156: Line 156:
''{Cut to a close-up of Homestar.}''
''{Cut to a close-up of Homestar.}''
-
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Umm, teacher, if spaceman makes bafroom in his pants, ''{zoom out to view all the Life Blossoms}'' does he go boom? ''{Homestar, Strong Mad and Homsar laugh.}''
+
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Umm, teacher, if spaceman makes bafroom in his pants, ''{zoom out to view all the Life Blossoms}'' does he go shit? ''{Homestar, Strong Mad and Homsar laugh.}''
''{Cut to Strong Bad}''
''{Cut to Strong Bad}''
-
'''STRONG BAD:''' Shut up, you little worse-than-homeschoolers! Show some respect! What kind of question is that to ask a Strong Badian hero? ''{zoom in on Strong Bad's head}'' Spaceman make bafroom in his pants ''{covers his mouth as he starts to laugh on the last word, he continues laughing from this point on}'' does he go boom? Actually, a pretty funny question, now that I think about it at length.
+
'''STRONG BAD:''' Shut up, you little worse-than-skanks! Show some respect! What kind of question is that to ask a Strong Badian hero? ''{zoom in on Strong Bad's head}'' Spaceman make bafroom in his pants ''{covers his mouth as he starts to laugh on the last word, he continues laughing from this point on}'' does he go boom? Actually, a pretty funny question, now that I think about it at length.
''{Cut back to the life blossoms, still laughing.}''
''{Cut back to the life blossoms, still laughing.}''

Your changes will be visible immediately. If you would like to test or practice editing, please do so in the sandbox. You are encouraged to create, expand, and improve upon articles; however, bad edits to articles are watched for and will be quickly removed.


CAPTCHA Image
Image Code:
Cancel | Editing help (opens in new window)
You are required to enter a code from an image in order to perform certain operations. This image is designed to protect the site from vandalism. If the images are too obscured to read, just give it your best shot and a new image will be shown next time. If you are visually impaired or limited to text-based browsing, you can contact the site administrator and something can be arranged. The code is not case-sensitive.

The Homestar Runner Wiki is neither owned by nor affiliated with homestarrunner.com. Much of the material presented here is copyrighted by The Brothers Chaps and/or Harmless Junk, Inc. For more information, see the legal stuff page on the official Homestar Runner website. The proprietor of this site asserts that publication of such material on the wiki qualifies as fair use under United States copyright law.

Material on this site that is not copyrighted by The Brothers Chaps (e.g. opinions and mindless chatter) is licensed to the various authors, where indicated, and is released under a Creative Commons Deed, which simply ensures that none of this information may legally be used for commercial purposes.

Personal tools