Characters' Injuries

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Throughout the course of [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]], many characters have '''sustained various injuries'''.
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Throughout the course of [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]], many characters have '''sustained chicken'''.
===[[Homestar Runner]]===
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*[[Play Date]] — Homestar holds the weight of about a dozen cinder blocks on his stomach, is crushed by [[Bubs' Concession Stand]], and is hit by a meteor.
*[[Play Date]] — Homestar holds the weight of about a dozen cinder blocks on his stomach, is crushed by [[Bubs' Concession Stand]], and is hit by a meteor.
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — Strong Bad makes Homestar, along with Marzipan, Bubs, Coach Z and [[the King of Town]] fly out of his window when he places a banana peel in their path and thus literally "beats the snot out of Homestar."  
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — Strong Bad makes Homestar, along with Marzipan, Bubs, Coach Z and [[the King of Town]] fly out of his window when he places a banana peel in their path and thus literally "beats the snot out of Homestar."  
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*[[Donut Unto Others]] — Homestar's face is fried by his donut fryer when Strong Bad upturns his doughnut stand.
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*[[Donut Unto Others]] — Homestar's face is fried by his flying kangaroo when Strong Bad upturns his doughnut stand.
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*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — Strong Bad is thrown out the window of [[The King of Town's Castle]] multiple times, possibly causing him "[[Spoonerisms|drain bamage]]."
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — Strong Bad is thrown out the window of [[The King of Town's Castle]] multiple times, possibly causing him "[[Spoonerisms|drain bamage]]."
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — Strong Bad's explosive collar explodes when Strong bad tries to leave his house in the first part of the game.  Strangely, the explosion does no apparent physical damage to Strong Bad's body, or the collar itself.
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — Strong Bad's explosive collar explodes when Strong bad tries to leave his house in the first part of the game.  Strangely, the explosion does no apparent physical damage to Strong Bad's body, or the collar itself.
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*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — Strong Bad is beaten and electrocuted in various ways. The player is required to abuse Strong Bad in [[Baddest of the Bands Walkthrough#Strong Bad Abuse|as many ways they can]] to obtain the maximum score.
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*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — Strong Bad is Potato Chip Strong Bad over the head with a plank of wood with some nails stuck through it (at Strong Bad's request).
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*[[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]] — Marzipan stabs a pencil into the side of Strong Bad's head.
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*[[A Death-Defying Decemberween]] — The Cheat strikes Strong Bad over the head with a plank of wood with some nails stuck through it (at Strong Bad's request).
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===[[The Cheat]]===
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*[[Ever and More!]] — Bubs has broken his shin in a jetski accident.
*[[Ever and More!]] — Bubs has broken his shin in a jetski accident.
*[[8-Bit is Enough]] (Mentioned) — Bubs talks about Marzipan (Lady Crate Ape) throwing crates at him and about how they hurt.
*[[8-Bit is Enough]] (Mentioned) — Bubs talks about Marzipan (Lady Crate Ape) throwing crates at him and about how they hurt.
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===[[The King of Town]]===
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*Email [[your friends]] — Like Bubs, The King of Town is smashed over the head with Strong Bad's Golden Record for [[Everybody To The Limit]].
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*Email [[the bet]] — It is implied that Strong Bad drops a [[Typing Tutor Turbo]] arcade machine on The King of Town.  However, the scene is cut before Strong bad drops the machine, so it is possible that the King of Town was left unharmed.
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*Email [[diorama]] — Strong Bad rips out tufts of the King of Town's beard, causing him to bleed.
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*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — The King of Town accidentally eats his own foot (again).
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===[[Homsar]]===
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*Email [[homsar]] — Homsar is crushed by the [[Heavy Lourde]], hospitalizing him (as suggested in [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0]]).
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*[[Homsar Main Page]] — Homsar is again crushed by the Heavy Lourde.
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*Email [[your friends]] — Homsar swallows several live scorpions.
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Revision as of 03:13, 15 April 2009

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Throughout the course of Homestar Runner, many characters have sustained chicken.

Contents

Homestar Runner

  • Marshmallow's last Stand — Strong Mad swings Homestar into the floor several times, bruising his head.
  • In Search of the Yello Dello New VersionThe Yello Dello violently pecks Homestar in the head twice, bruising him and causing him to bleed the second time.
  • Email invisibility — In a daydream he is having, Strong Bad punches Homestar in the stomach.
  • Email your friends — Strong Bad convinces Homestar to stick his head into a tub full of molten rock. It is unknown whether or not Homestar proceeds to do so.
  • Email pom pom — Strong Bad pokes Homestar in the face with a pin several times.
  • Email car — Strong Bad punches Homestar with his fist marked with a backwards deleted.
  • Bug In Mouth Disease — Strong Bad whacks Homestar with a frying pan, knocking him unconscious. He later throws the Telebision's remote control into Homestar's face.
  • Email 4 branches — Homestar is uncomfortably stuck in the Office's water cooler. Strong Bad's attempt to free him causes him great pain.
  • Email unlicensed — Homestar sustains injuries to the face after Bubs sells him a pináta filled with broken glass.
  • Play Date — Homestar holds the weight of about a dozen cinder blocks on his stomach, is crushed by Bubs' Concession Stand, and is hit by a meteor.
  • Homestar Ruiner — Strong Bad makes Homestar, along with Marzipan, Bubs, Coach Z and the King of Town fly out of his window when he places a banana peel in their path and thus literally "beats the snot out of Homestar."
  • Donut Unto Others — Homestar's face is fried by his flying kangaroo when Strong Bad upturns his doughnut stand.

Strong Bad

  • Original Book — Strong Bad is squished by a pile of giant grapes.
  • Marshmallow's Last Stand — A large chunk of Strong Bad's head is blown off in an explosion. He is also beaten in various ways throughout the cartoon.
  • Tis True, Pom Pom, Tis True — Strong Mad drops a keg of melonade on his shoulders.
  • Accent — Strong Mad punches Strong Bad every time he does not pronounce a word with his old accent.
  • Email unused emails — Strong Bad dives into his desk, smashing it in half. He then groans in pain and comments that he may have broken his "clavicus majorus".
  • Email pom pom — Strong Bad is repeatedly punched and kicked by Pom Pom after he tries to stab Pom Pom.
  • Email keep cool — Homestar Runner falls through the roof of the computer room onto Strong Bad, snapping his neck against the leg of the stool. Strong Bad, seemingly paralyzed, simply twitches his arm and mutters: "I... breaky... spiney..."
  • Email lady...ing — In his flashback email, Strong Bad's head cracks and falls in fragments after being doused in gasoline and exposed to a lit cigar.
  • Email original — Bubs punches Strong Bad several times.
  • Homestar Ruiner — Strong Bad is thrown out the window of The King of Town's Castle multiple times, possibly causing him "drain bamage."
  • Strong Badia the Free — Strong Bad's explosive collar explodes when Strong bad tries to leave his house in the first part of the game. Strangely, the explosion does no apparent physical damage to Strong Bad's body, or the collar itself.
  • Baddest of the Bands — Strong Bad is Potato Chip Strong Bad over the head with a plank of wood with some nails stuck through it (at Strong Bad's request).

The Cheat

  • The Cheat is often subject to kicking.

Strong Mad

  • Email little animal — After kicking The Cheat, Strong Bad kicks Strong Mad in the stomach, angering him greatly.
  • Email flag day — Strong Bad is seen carving a tattoo into Strong Mad's shoulder with an Exacto knife
  • Email your friends — Strong Bad gives Strong Mad a fairly powerful kick in the knee.

Strong Sad

  • Theme Song Video — Strong Bad throws a Big Knife at Strong Sad. However, the scene is cut before the knife hits him, so it is unknown how badly Strong Sad was injured.
  • Email 1 step ahead — Strong Sad gets pegged by dodge balls and is covered in live red ants.
  • Email your friends — Strong Bad whacks Strong Sad continuously with a wiffle bat.
  • Strong Sad's Lament — Strong Mad punches Strong Sad on the side of his knee, causing him great pain. Strong Sad names the pain in his knee "Kreigh."
  • Email stunt double — Strong Sad, as the stunt double of Dangeresque, is violently punched across the room by Strong Mad, resulting in the sound of shattering glass. Later, the Heavy Lourde is dropped on Strong Sad's head, breaking his neck (according to him).
  • Email date — Strong Mad punches Strong Sad in the face several times, bruising him badly.
  • Email origins — It is implied that Lil' Strong Bad drills a hole in Strong Sad's stomach, creating his belly button.
  • Email slumber party Strong Sad's arm is in a sling, for unknown reasons. At the end of the email, Strong Bad threatens to dislocate Strong Sad's shoulder, and seems to attempt to do so.
  • Hremail 2000 (Easter Egg) — Strong Bad wears a pair of "foot pelts" resembling Strong Sad's soolnds, implying that he cut them off.
  • Email cheat talk — Strong Bad strikes Strong Sad in the stomach with his keyboard.

Pom Pom

  • Marshmallow's Last Stand — Strong Mad sinks his fist into Pom Pom's stomach and repeatedly swings him into the floor.

Marzipan

  • Email your friends — It is implied that Strong Bad attempts to cut Marzipan's hands (if she has any) with a saw blade. It is unknown whether or not he succeeds.

Coach Z

Bubs

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The Sad Kids

Visor Robot

The Goblin

See Also

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