Cheat Commandos

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==Members==
==Members==
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* [[Gunhaver]] - ''The squad leader, Has a gun.''
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* [[Gunhaver]] — ''The squad leader, Has a gun.''
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* [[Flashfight]] - ''Has three medals and five buttons''
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* [[Flashfight]] — ''Has three medals and five buttons''
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* [[Fightgar]] - ''Needs to shave''
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* [[Fightgar]] — ''Needs to shave''
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* [[Silent Rip]] - ''Snuck up on me''
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* [[Silent Rip]] — ''Snuck up on me''
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* [[Crackotage]] - ''That guy that flies that plane''
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* [[Crackotage]] — ''That guy that flies that plane''
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* [[Reinforcements]] - ''The one that Coach Z bought''
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* [[Reinforcements]] — ''The one that Coach Z bought''
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* [[Firebert]] - ''Not a good commando name''
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* [[Firebert]] — ''Not a good commando name''
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* [[Ripberger]] - ''Not wearing pajamas''
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* [[Ripberger]] — ''Not wearing pajamas''
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* [[Foxface]] - ''Not one of the guys''
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* [[Foxface]] — ''Not one of the guys''
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* [[Reynold]] - ''Civilian Contractor''
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* [[Reynold]] — ''Civilian Contractor''
* [[Agent Chimendez]]
* [[Agent Chimendez]]
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* "like fifty" [[Green Helmets]]
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* "Like fifty" [[Green Helmets]]
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===Possibly===
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* [[Ser-g-geant Marshie]] - ''A marshmallow, not a cottonball''
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* [[Ser-g-geant Marshie]] — ''A marshmallow, not a cottonball''
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* [[Mrs. Commanderson]] - ''Some kind of bird-reptile''
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* [[Mrs. Commanderson]] — ''Some kind of bird-reptile''
===Others===
===Others===
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* [[Oliver Smidgen]] - ''Raised by a distant relative''
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* [[Oliver Smidgen]] — ''Raised by a distant relative''
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* [[Reynold's Brother]] - ''Doesn't care about much''
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* [[Reynold's Brother]] — ''Doesn't care about much''
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* [[Gunk Iller]] - ''He be illin'!''
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* [[Gunk Iller]] — ''He be illin'!''
* [[The Topplegangers|Dryghost, Fudgeclank, Subtlefuge, and Swampslash]]— mercenaries of uncertain loyalties (from [[8-Bit is Enough]])
* [[The Topplegangers|Dryghost, Fudgeclank, Subtlefuge, and Swampslash]]— mercenaries of uncertain loyalties (from [[8-Bit is Enough]])

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"Buy All Our Playsets and Toys!"
This article is about the characters. For the short, see Cheat Commandos (toon).

The Cheat Commandos are an elite fighting force who, along with a civilian contractor named Reynold, are dedicated to stopping the evil forces of Blue Laser. Every character in the known Cheat Commandos universe is a The Cheat (except for Ser-g-geant Marshie and Mrs. Commanderson), inspired by The Cheat's Firebert persona in the email army. All of the episodes of the TV series Cheat Commandos Adventures are written by A. Chimendez, with the exception of Movie Night!, which was written by A. Chimendez Jr. Each Cheat Commandos toon seems to parody a different facet of 1980s animated shows, such as the nonstop plugs for action figures and breakfast cereals and rehashing as teaching aids. All of the Cheat Commandos action figures are manufactured by Cheap as Free Toys, cost $11.01, and are for ages 3-5. The Cheat Commandos' slogan is "Rock Rock On!" (although at one point Gunhaver said that it was "Riggidy Roll" from now on). The series frequently encourages the viewer to buy all the playsets and toys.

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