Cheat Commandos...O's
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Summary
Time to Break...Fast!
Some Cheat Commandos look for the secret desert headquarters of Blue Lazer. Some product placement ensues.
Features: Cheat Commandos, Blue Lazer, Sergeant Marshie
Page Title: Breakfast is Fundamental
Transcript
{The cartoon starts with a military soundtrack and a desert landscape. A title comes up saying "TIME TO BREAK...FAST!" written by A. Chimendez. The commandos appear in the distance, climbing over a dune.}
FIGHTGAR: It's gotta be a hundred degrees out here and I'm running on empty!
GUNHAVER: Come on, Fightgar! Just a little further! {he pulls a paper from his jacket} The secret entrance to Blue Laser's secret desert headquarters has to be in this secret desert somewhere!
SILENT RIP: You'd think so, but are we even sure they have a desert hideout?
GUNHAVER: I think I remember hearing something about it on the...news...
{cut to Blue Laser's secret headquarters. He's watching the Commandos on a video feed.}
BLUE LASER: The Cheat Commandos will never find our desert headquarters, since we relocated to my nana's backyard!
{ominous music}
MINION: The burgers are done, sir. {holds up a tray of burgers}
BLUE LASER: Fantastic!
{cut back to the desert with the commandos}
FIGHTGAR: Are we there yet? I'm tired.
GUNHAVER: Me too. We need some energy fast!
SILENT RIP: Look! It's that guy! That flies that plane!
{There is a fighter jet flying up above, and we zoom up to see Crackotage flying it)
CRACKOTAGE: Look out below, Geronimo! Hee hee ha ha!
{The jet drops a box of cereal on a parachute, and it descends to the commandos below.}
COMMANDOS: We're saved!
GUNHAVER: Sugar-crunchy Cheat Commandos...O's Sugar Cereal! Part of this nutritious breakfast!
{We transition to a commercial for Cheat Commandos...O's.}
ANNOUNCER: New Cheat Commandos...O's...O'sy O's...sugar cereal, is a delicious part of this complete delicious breakfast!
{we see a box of Cheat Commandos...O's, next to a glass of caramel candies, a mug of marshmallows, and a cake on a plate. There's a caption saying "Delicious Nutritious Breakfast!!!" with the word Nutritious crossed out. A subtitle states "Gallon of Ice Cream not pictured".}
ANNOUNCER: And take some vitamins, too!
{cut to Blue Laser's headquarters. He's yelling at his minions.}
BLUE LASER: Which one of you ate the last bratwurst?!
{The Cheat Commandos show up right behind him.}
GUNHAVER: Nice try, Blue Laser! This party is busted!
BLUE LASER: What the crap?!
COMMANDOS: Sugar-crunchy Cheat Commandos...O's Sugar Cereal!
BLUE LASER: Well that's...just...great!
SILENT RIP: Cheat Commandos...O's...
COMMANDOS: Rock, rock on!
BLUE LASER: I hate you!
{The grill explodes behind him, and a couple of Blue Laser minions paradrop behind the fence. We go to a commercial again.}
ANNOUNCER: And now, try Cheat Commandos...O's, with Fluffy Puff Marshmallows...O's.
{Back to the cartoon, Marshie flies up to Gunhaver wearing a soldier's hat.}
MARSHIE: Ser-g-geant Marshie reporting for duty, sir!
GUNHAVER: Will somebody get this flying cottonball outta my face?
{Cut back to the scene with the cereal and the delicious (not nutritious) breakfast. The commandos walk on in the background, and the theme song sings "Cheat Commando's O's ridiculous breakfast...buy all our playsets and toys."}
Easter Eggs
- Click on the mug of marshmallows at the end to see a new action figure.
Fun Facts
- The episode "Time to break...fast!" is written by A. Chimendez who also wrote "The Stong Bad(In Colors!)" in the recent SB e-mail "pizzaz."
- The "back" button at the end of this toon will always take one to Main Page 8
- The Brothers Chaps yet again forgot to change the title of the page, which still read "Compy 386!!" for a while. This was quickly changed to say "Breakfast is Fundamental."
- The Cheat Commando...O's are made by Cheap as Free Foodstuff.
- The "Cheat Commando...O's" aren't "O's", and on the box Fightgar says "These aren't "O's"
- Actually, when the box is first shown, it says "Those aren't O's!" You have to zoom in to see it.
- The Blue Laser's eyepatch moves from one eye to the other.
- We finally find out what our beheadphoned pal "Crackotage" does. This was left unclear with the cryptic "Master Locksmith, Perhaps?" on his action figure box. Now we know he's "...that guy! That flies that plane!" 'Course, he could still crack locks in his spare time.
- The Serg-g-geant Marshie character refers to any number of crossovers between figures in pop culture and G.I. Joe (or other 80's cartoonmercials) that culminated in the creation of action figures, notably Sergeant Slaughter of the WWE and William "Fridge" Perry of the Chicago Bears.
- Ser-g-geant Marshie's action figure box has the following labels:
- A Marshmallow, Not a Cottonball!!
- Creepier than Most!
- A Green Helmet!!
- His First Initial is 'M'!
