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'''Cheat Commandos'''
 
A new toy series from [[Cheap as Free]]: [[Cheat Commandos]]! Rock, rock on!
A new toy series from [[Cheap as Free]]: [[Cheat Commandos]]! Rock, rock on!
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'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}, {{Film|Silent Rip}}, {{Film|Blue Laser Commander}}, {{Film|Blue Laser Minion}}, {{Film|Gunhaver}}, {{Film|Crackotage}}, {{Film|Firebert}}, [[Ripberger]], {{Film|Fightgar}}, [[Flashfight]]
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'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}, {{Film|Silent Rip}}, {{Film|Blue Laser Commander}}, {{Film|Blue Laser Minion}}, {{Film|Gunhaver}}, {{Film|Crackotage}}, {{Film|Firebert}}, {{Film|Ripberger}}, {{Film|Fightgar}}, [[Flashfight]]
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'''Places:''' [[The Stick]], Blue Laser HQ (either [[Secret Desert Headquarters]] or [[Blue Laser Commander's Nana's Backyard]])
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'''Places:''' [[The Stick]], [[Blue Laser HQ]], Various Battlegrounds
'''Date:''' Monday, May 10, 2004
'''Date:''' Monday, May 10, 2004
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== Transcript ==
== Transcript ==
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''{Strong Bad is holding out a toy helicopter and making "dub dub dub" noises, then pulls out the Firebert Cheat Commando Action Figure. On the bottom it says "copyright 1986 Cheap As Free Toys"}''
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''{Strong Bad is holding out a toy helicopter and making "dub dub dub" noises, then pulls out the Firebert Cheat Commando Action Figure. On the bottom of the screen it says "copyright 1986 Cheap As Free Toys"}''
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{as Firebert}'' Time to para...troop behind enemy lines!
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{as Firebert}'' Time to para...troop behind enemy lines!
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{as Firebert}'' Time to take out the enemy radar dish!
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{as Firebert}'' Time to take out the enemy radar dish!
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''{Cut to a bunch of evil The Cheats wearing blue suits and shades (Blue Laser henchmen) in front of [[The Stick|the stick]], which has a pie tin on top of it.}''
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''{Cut to a bunch of evil The Cheats wearing blue suits and shades (Blue Laser henchmen) in front of The Stick, which has a pie tin on top of it.}''
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{as Silent Rip}'' We're outnumbered! We need Reinforcements!
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{as Silent Rip}'' We're outnumbered! We need Reinforcements!
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''{Cut back to Firebert and Silent Rip in the tall grass. Coach Z arrives with his own Cheat Commando. It wears military fatigues and a [[Justice Rocket Backpack Rocket Rocket]] (JRBRR).}''
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''{Cut back to Firebert and Silent Rip in the tall grass. Coach Z arrives with his own Cheat Commando. It wears military fatigues and a Justice Rocket Backpack Rocket Rocket (JRBRR).}''
'''COACH Z:''' ''{as Reinforcements}'' Did somebody say my name?
'''COACH Z:''' ''{as Reinforcements}'' Did somebody say my name?
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'''COACH Z:''' ''{as Reinforcements}'' Justice Rocket Backpack Rocket Rocket fire!
'''COACH Z:''' ''{as Reinforcements}'' Justice Rocket Backpack Rocket Rocket fire!
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''{Coach Z presses a button on the back of Reinforcements' JRBRR and a plastic rocket flies up and hits the tin, knocking it over and smashing all but one Blue Laser henchman.}''
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''{Coach Z presses a button on the back of Reinforcements's JRBRR and a plastic rocket flies up and hits the tin, knocking it over and smashing all but one Blue Laser henchman.}''
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{as Firebert}'' Mission accomplished! Time for some R&R!
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{as Firebert}'' Mission accomplished! Time for some R&R!
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'''SILENT RIP:''' Those loonies are gonna blow up the ocean!
'''SILENT RIP:''' Those loonies are gonna blow up the ocean!
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''{Cut to the Blue Laser headquarters. A computer screen in the background reads "OPERATION OCEAN BLOW" and "T-MINUS: GO!!!}''
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''{Cut to the Blue Laser headquarters. A computer screen in the background reads "OPERATION OCEAN BLOW" and "T-MINUS: GO!!!"}''
'''BLUE LASER COMMANDER:''' WE'LL BLOW UP THE OCEAN!
'''BLUE LASER COMMANDER:''' WE'LL BLOW UP THE OCEAN!
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'''SINGERS:''' Cheat Commandos, maybe fighting for freedom<br>and each is sold separately.
''{Cut to Gunhaver with lasers blasting above his head}''
''{Cut to Gunhaver with lasers blasting above his head}''
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'''SPOKESMAN:''' Cheat Commandos is an elite fighting force, sworn to protect the world from the evil forces of Blue Laser!
'''SPOKESMAN:''' Cheat Commandos is an elite fighting force, sworn to protect the world from the evil forces of Blue Laser!
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'''SINGERS:''' Cheat Commandos, maybe fighting for freedom<br>and each is sold separately.
''{Cut to Blue Laser HQ. Blue Laser is with a Blue Laser commando. The computer screen now reads, "OPERATION DON'T CRUSH OURSELVES" as well as "T-MINUS: TOTAL".}''
''{Cut to Blue Laser HQ. Blue Laser is with a Blue Laser commando. The computer screen now reads, "OPERATION DON'T CRUSH OURSELVES" as well as "T-MINUS: TOTAL".}''
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'''GUNHAVER:''' Cheat Commandos... ''{zooms out to show him on a pedestal reading, "ROCK, ROCK ON" and some of the commandos surrounding him}'' rock rock on!
'''GUNHAVER:''' Cheat Commandos... ''{zooms out to show him on a pedestal reading, "ROCK, ROCK ON" and some of the commandos surrounding him}'' rock rock on!
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''{The theme music plays.}''
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''{The theme music becomes more audible.}''
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'''SINGERS:''' Cheat Commandos, maybe fighting for freedom, and each is sold separately. Cheat Commandos, probably battling evil, buy all our playsets and toys!
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'''SINGERS:''' Cheat Commandos, they're probably battling evil<br>Buy all our playsets and toys!
'''SPOKESMAN:''' ''{in a nasal voice}'' Weekdays at 4:30.
'''SPOKESMAN:''' ''{in a nasal voice}'' Weekdays at 4:30.
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*All of the Cheat Commandos [[Action Figure Character Variations|action figures]] are designed for "Ages 3&ndash;5" and cost [[$11.01]].
*All of the Cheat Commandos [[Action Figure Character Variations|action figures]] are designed for "Ages 3&ndash;5" and cost [[$11.01]].
*Four quotes from the toon have been used as a [[Quote of the Week]] at some point, more than any other toon to date.
*Four quotes from the toon have been used as a [[Quote of the Week]] at some point, more than any other toon to date.
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*The [[YouTube]] description for this toon is "Original commercial for the Cheat Commandos line of action figures. Buy all our playsets and toys, indeed!"
===Remarks===
===Remarks===
*This cartoon is loaded with exceptions to the once-solid rule of only mentioning "Cheat" with [[Integral Article|"The"]] in front of it.  The fact that all the Cheat Commando characters except Firebert can speak normally implies that the writers paid no regard to the source material, as is the case with many cartoons based on toys, comics or video games.  
*This cartoon is loaded with exceptions to the once-solid rule of only mentioning "Cheat" with [[Integral Article|"The"]] in front of it.  The fact that all the Cheat Commando characters except Firebert can speak normally implies that the writers paid no regard to the source material, as is the case with many cartoons based on toys, comics or video games.  
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*At the end, Flashfight doesn't have his arm lifted in salute, possibly because he is the commander.
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*At the end, [[Flashfight]] doesn't have his arm lifted in salute, possibly because he is the commander, which is confirmed in [[2 Part Episode: Part 1]].
*Although Blue Laser action figures appear in this cartoon, they don't appear packaged in the Easter egg at the end.
*Although Blue Laser action figures appear in this cartoon, they don't appear packaged in the Easter egg at the end.
*The Blue Laser Minion has angry eyes underneath his visor.
*The Blue Laser Minion has angry eyes underneath his visor.
*Gunhaver calls the "Action Figure Storage Truck" by the wrong name. He says "vehicle" instead of "truck".
*Gunhaver calls the "Action Figure Storage Truck" by the wrong name. He says "vehicle" instead of "truck".
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*During the scene in which Gunhaver says, "Action Figure Storage Vehicle," Gunhaver has a Mickey Mouse shaped spot on his right leg.
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*When the Cheat Commandos are marching in the TV show, each of them walk by [[Duplicate Characters|twice]]. This is most likely parodying cartoons from the 1980s with low budgets and animation goofs.
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*When the Cheat Commandos are marching in the TV show, some of them walk by twice.
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*All figurines, with the exception of Firebert and Ripberger, are "painted" with the same spot design.
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*When Fightgar is firing his laser gun, he [[Flipped Images|appears to change hands]] as he turns from side to side, firing right-handed, then left-handed, then right again.  It is possible he is [[Left Handedness|ambidextrous]].
===Goofs===
===Goofs===
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*The page title is "[[Compy 386]]!!!", yet this is not an [[Strong Bad Email|email]]. This is likely because The Brothers Chaps used the source html code from an email and forgot to change the title.
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*The [[page title]] is "[[Compy 386]]!!", yet this is not a [[Strong Bad Email]]. This is likely because [[The Brothers Chaps]] used the source HTML code from an email and forgot to change the title.
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*The eyes of the doll are facing different directions.
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<!-- The Remarks section of this article already notes that the Commandos walk by twice !-->
===Inside References===
===Inside References===
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*When the commandos are at "R&R", they are next to "Xtra cold ones", a new variation on a [[Cold One]].
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*When the commandos are at "R&R", they are next to "Xtra cold ones", a variation on a [[Cold One]].
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*The Cheat Commando action figure packages are the same design as in the emails "[[action figure]]" and "[[army]]".
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*The Cheat Commando action figure packages are the same design as in the emails [[action figure]] and [[army]].
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*The helicopter sound in the beginning is just like the The Cheat Skycam Traffic helicopter sounds from the Strong Bad email [[local news]].
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**Firebert's box looks exactly the same as in the Easter egg in [[army]].
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*The words 'Cool Glasses' on Gunhaver's package is a reference to [[The theme from DANGERESQUE II: This time, it's not Dangeresque I]] on [[Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits]]
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**On Crackotage's package, it says "Museum Quality". The [[peanut Strong Bad]] action figure in the email [[action figure]] has the same description.
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**The caption "Yellow Dog!!" on Firebert's action figure package is a reference to what Homestar calls [[The Cheat]] in [[army]].
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*The helicopter sound in the beginning is just like the The Cheat Skycam Traffic helicopter sounds from the Strong Bad Email [[local news]].
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*The words "Cool Glasses" on Gunhaver's package is a reference to [[The theme from DANGERESQUE II: This time, it's not Dangeresque I]] on [[Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits]].
*Ripberger is the name of the magistrate in [[Thy Dungeonman II]].
*Ripberger is the name of the magistrate in [[Thy Dungeonman II]].
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**Ripberger is also the name of the character voiced by Mark Hamill in the Lucas Arts game "Full Throttle" (although his name is spelled 'Ripburger').
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**Ripberger is also the name of the character voiced by Mark Hamill in the [[LucasArts]] game ''[[Wikipedia:Full Throttle (1995 video game)|Full Throttle]]'' (although his name is spelled "Ripburger").
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*On Crackotage's package, it says "Museum Quality". This is a reference to the packaged version of Strong Bad's peanut action figure from the Strong Bad Email [[action figure]].
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*This is another appearance of the word "[[total]]".
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*The caption "Yellow Dog!!" on Firebert's action figure package is a reference to what Homestar calls [[The Cheat]] in [[army]].
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*Firebert's box looks exactly the same as in the Easter egg in [[army]].
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===Real-World References===
===Real-World References===
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*[[Foxface]], the only female commando, is obviously modeled after the [[Wikipedia:G. I. Joe|GI Joe]] character, Scarlett, whose mantra is "I'm not just one of the 'guys'; I'm better.", according to the [http://www.hasbro.com/gijoe/experience/pl/page.filecards/team.Joe/joe_id.64/dn/default.cfm GI Joe website]. According to  Foxface's packaging, she is "Not One of The Guys!!"
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*[[Foxface]], the only female commando, is modeled after the [[Wikipedia:G. I. Joe|GI Joe]] character Scarlett, whose mantra is "I'm not just one of the 'guys', I'm better", according to the [http://www.hasbro.com/gijoe/experience/pl/page.filecards/team.Joe/joe_id.64/dn/default.cfm GI Joe website]. According to  Foxface's packaging, she is "Not One of The Guys!!"
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*[[Blue Laser]]'s plan to blow up the ocean might be a reference to an actual GI Joe episode. In "There's No Place Like Springfield," [[Wikipedia:COBRA Organization|Cobra]] had invented a chemical compound which could convert any body of water—even oceans—into a powerful explosive.
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*[[Blue Laser]]'s plan to blow up the ocean might be a reference to an actual GI Joe episode. The episode "There's No Place Like Springfield" concerned [[Wikipedia:COBRA Organization|Cobra]]'s attempts to secure a chemical formula which could convert any body of water—even oceans—into a powerful explosive.
* The fact that the base of all Cheat Commandos are the same (in terms of size, appearance, expression, etc), with only costumes setting them apart, alludes to countless toys in the '80s that were extremely similar to facilitate mass-production.
* The fact that the base of all Cheat Commandos are the same (in terms of size, appearance, expression, etc), with only costumes setting them apart, alludes to countless toys in the '80s that were extremely similar to facilitate mass-production.
===Fast Forward===
===Fast Forward===
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*In the Strong Bad email [[virus]], the shot of Fightgar firing his machine gun in all directions is replayed in an Easter egg where the machine gun is replaced with Homestar's leg.
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*In the Strong Bad Email [[virus]], the shot of Fightgar firing his machine gun in all directions is replayed in an Easter egg where the machine gun is replaced with Homestar's leg.
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== The Cheat Commandos (and their package captions) ==
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=== The Cheat Commandos (and their package captions) ===
*[[Gunhaver]]
*[[Gunhaver]]
**Stylin' Coat
**Stylin' Coat
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== DVD Version ==
== DVD Version ==
*The DVD version features creators' commentary. To access it, switch your DVD player's audio language selection while watching.
*The DVD version features creators' commentary. To access it, switch your DVD player's audio language selection while watching.
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*In the Easter egg with all of the Cheat Commandos toys, instead of clicking on them individually, they are all shown automatically, one at a time.
=== Commentary Transcript ===
=== Commentary Transcript ===
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== External Links ==
== External Links ==
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*[[Forum:14|forum thread re: "Cheat Commandos"]]
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*[[Podstar:ccdos1.m4v|download "Cheat Commandos Toys" for the iPod]] (see [[Podstar Runner]])
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Revision as of 19:01, 16 September 2021

This article is about the short. For the characters, see Cheat Commandos.
Toon Category: Shorts
watch Mr. Shmallow New Boots
Rock Rock On some more!

A new toy series from Cheap as Free: Cheat Commandos! Rock, rock on!

Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad, Homestar Runner, Coach Z, Silent Rip, Blue Laser Commander, Blue Laser Minion, Gunhaver, Crackotage, Firebert, Ripberger, Fightgar, Flashfight

Places: The Stick, Blue Laser HQ, Various Battlegrounds

Date: Monday, May 10, 2004

Running Time: 1:03 official, 2:02 actual

Page Title: Compy 386!!

DVD: Everything Else, Volume 2

Contents

Transcript

{Strong Bad is holding out a toy helicopter and making "dub dub dub" noises, then pulls out the Firebert Cheat Commando Action Figure. On the bottom of the screen it says "copyright 1986 Cheap As Free Toys"}

STRONG BAD: {as Firebert} Time to para...troop behind enemy lines!

{Strong Bad drops the action figure to the ground, where Homestar Runner has his own Cheat Commando action figure hiding in some tall grass.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {as Silent Rip} Surprise, surprise, Firebert!

STRONG BAD: {as Firebert} Silent Rip! You snuck up on me!

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {as Silent Rip} That's what I do best!

STRONG BAD: {as Firebert} Time to take out the enemy radar dish!

{Cut to a bunch of evil The Cheats wearing blue suits and shades (Blue Laser henchmen) in front of The Stick, which has a pie tin on top of it.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {as Silent Rip} We're outnumbered! We need Reinforcements!

{Cut back to Firebert and Silent Rip in the tall grass. Coach Z arrives with his own Cheat Commando. It wears military fatigues and a Justice Rocket Backpack Rocket Rocket (JRBRR).}

COACH Z: {as Reinforcements} Did somebody say my name?

STRONG BAD and HOMESTAR RUNNER: {as Firebert and Silent Rip} Reinforcements!

COACH Z: {as Reinforcements} Justice Rocket Backpack Rocket Rocket fire!

{Coach Z presses a button on the back of Reinforcements's JRBRR and a plastic rocket flies up and hits the tin, knocking it over and smashing all but one Blue Laser henchman.}

STRONG BAD: {as Firebert} Mission accomplished! Time for some R&R!

{Cut to the three action figures hanging out with a Barbie-like doll and some Xtra Cold Ones.}

STRONG BAD: Cheat Commandos!

STRONG BAD, HOMESTAR RUNNER, and COACH Z: Rock, rock on!

{The Cheat Commandos logo comes up}

ANNOUNCER: Cheat Commandos, only from Cheap as Free Toys! Collect them all! {As he lists each character, their toy box shows up on screen} Fightgar! Crackotage! Silent Rip! Firebert! Gunhaver! Flashfight! Ripberger! Foxface! Reinforcements! And Reynold! {cut to a bunch of vehicles and playsets in the yard} And don't forget new Cheat Commandos vehicles and playsets! There's the "Troop Carrier," {cut to Troop Carrier} the "Troop Transport," {cut to Troop Transport} and the "Action Figure Storage Truck!" {cut to Action Figure Storage Truck} Then take the action even further with Reynold's Apartment Extreme Playset!

{Strong Bad brings Reynold out to his playset and plays as him.}

STRONG BAD: Oh, I really need to go grocery shopping. I wish my girlfriend didn't leave me.

{Strong Bad tosses Reynold into the playset.}

ANNOUNCER: All new Cheat Commandos from Cheap as Free Toys! Cheat Commandos, rock, rock on! And now, tune in weekdays, for Cheat Commando Adventures, on the inside of your TV!

{Cut to a cartoon with cheesy animation with all of the Cheat Commandos. A G.I. Joe-like song plays in the background. Silent Rip is on.}

SILENT RIP: Those loonies are gonna blow up the ocean!

{Cut to the Blue Laser headquarters. A computer screen in the background reads "OPERATION OCEAN BLOW" and "T-MINUS: GO!!!"}

BLUE LASER COMMANDER: WE'LL BLOW UP THE OCEAN!

SINGERS: Cheat Commandos, maybe fighting for freedom
and each is sold separately.

{Cut to Gunhaver with lasers blasting above his head}

GUNHAVER: Quick, everyone! To the Action Figure Storage Vehicle!

{Cut to a canyon, where a whole mess of trucks and Blue Laser vehicles are firing red and blue lasers, respectively, at each other. Cut to Crackotage, Silent Rip, Firebert, Ripberger, Gunhaver and Fightgar running along and then a shot of Fightgar firing his machine gun in all directions}

SPOKESMAN: Cheat Commandos is an elite fighting force, sworn to protect the world from the evil forces of Blue Laser!

SINGERS: Cheat Commandos, maybe fighting for freedom
and each is sold separately.

{Cut to Blue Laser HQ. Blue Laser is with a Blue Laser commando. The computer screen now reads, "OPERATION DON'T CRUSH OURSELVES" as well as "T-MINUS: TOTAL".}

BLUE LASER COMMANDER: CRUSH THE CHEAT COMMANDOS!

{Cut to Firebert with a TNT detonator. He pushes down the plunger and we hear a boom. It starts a rockslide which covers two Blue Laser Commandos. Cut to Blue Laser HQ. The computer screen reads "OPERATION DON'T CRUSH OURSELVES" and now "FAILED!!"}

BLUE LASER COMMANDER: I JUST HATE YOU SO MUCH!

{Cut to Gunhaver.}

GUNHAVER: Cheat Commandos... {zooms out to show him on a pedestal reading, "ROCK, ROCK ON" and some of the commandos surrounding him} rock rock on!

{The theme music becomes more audible.}

SINGERS: Cheat Commandos, they're probably battling evil
Buy all our playsets and toys!

SPOKESMAN: {in a nasal voice} Weekdays at 4:30.

Easter Eggs

  • Click on "Rock, Rock On" on the final screen to see all the toys again. Click on each toy to see it alone.

Fun Facts

Trivia

  • This commercial serves to introduce all of the Cheat Commandos with the exception of Firebert. He was previously introduced in the Strong Bad email army.
  • All of the Cheat Commandos action figures are designed for "Ages 3–5" and cost $11.01.
  • Four quotes from the toon have been used as a Quote of the Week at some point, more than any other toon to date.
  • The YouTube description for this toon is "Original commercial for the Cheat Commandos line of action figures. Buy all our playsets and toys, indeed!"

Remarks

  • This cartoon is loaded with exceptions to the once-solid rule of only mentioning "Cheat" with "The" in front of it. The fact that all the Cheat Commando characters except Firebert can speak normally implies that the writers paid no regard to the source material, as is the case with many cartoons based on toys, comics or video games.
  • At the end, Flashfight doesn't have his arm lifted in salute, possibly because he is the commander, which is confirmed in 2 Part Episode: Part 1.
  • Although Blue Laser action figures appear in this cartoon, they don't appear packaged in the Easter egg at the end.
  • The Blue Laser Minion has angry eyes underneath his visor.
  • Gunhaver calls the "Action Figure Storage Truck" by the wrong name. He says "vehicle" instead of "truck".
  • When the Cheat Commandos are marching in the TV show, each of them walk by twice. This is most likely parodying cartoons from the 1980s with low budgets and animation goofs.
  • All figurines, with the exception of Firebert and Ripberger, are "painted" with the same spot design.
  • When Fightgar is firing his laser gun, he appears to change hands as he turns from side to side, firing right-handed, then left-handed, then right again. It is possible he is ambidextrous.

Goofs

Inside References

Real-World References

  • Foxface, the only female commando, is modeled after the GI Joe character Scarlett, whose mantra is "I'm not just one of the 'guys', I'm better", according to the GI Joe website. According to Foxface's packaging, she is "Not One of The Guys!!"
  • Blue Laser's plan to blow up the ocean might be a reference to an actual GI Joe episode. The episode "There's No Place Like Springfield" concerned Cobra's attempts to secure a chemical formula which could convert any body of water—even oceans—into a powerful explosive.
  • The fact that the base of all Cheat Commandos are the same (in terms of size, appearance, expression, etc), with only costumes setting them apart, alludes to countless toys in the '80s that were extremely similar to facilitate mass-production.

Fast Forward

  • In the Strong Bad Email virus, the shot of Fightgar firing his machine gun in all directions is replayed in an Easter egg where the machine gun is replaced with Homestar's leg.

The Cheat Commandos (and their package captions)

  • Gunhaver
    • Stylin' Coat
    • Cool Glasses!
    • Has a Gun!
    • Probably from Texas!
  • Firebert
    • Yellow Dog!!
    • Black Hat!
    • Not A Good Commando Name!!
    • That One Little Guy!!
  • Silent Rip
    • But Deadly!!
    • Two(2) Pockets!
    • Communicates Via That Microphone Attached to His Helmet!
    • Same Size As The Rest!!
  • Crackotage
    • Action!!
    • Museum Quality!
    • Master Locksmith, Perhaps!
    • Listens To Jazz!!
  • Fightgar
    • Not the Most Popular!!
    • Red Cloth!
    • Probably Has A Raspy Voice!!
    • Needs To Shave!!
  • Reynold
    • Civilian Contractor!!
    • Fake Tie!
    • Favorite Drink: Milk!!
    • Not A Blackbelt!!
  • Reinforcements
    • The One That Coach Z Bought!!
    • Sweet Camos!
    • Justice Rocket Backpack!!
    • Hard to See!!
  • Foxface
    • Lady Type!
    • Natural haircolor!
    • Totally Has It Together!
    • Not One of The Guys!!
  • Ripberger
    • Stealthy!!
    • Black "Gloves!"
    • He's Not Wearing Pajamas!
    • This One Wears Red!
  • Flashfight
    • In Charge of Stuff!!
    • Three Medals!
    • Almost Sounds Like "Flashlight"
    • Five Buttons!

DVD Version

  • The DVD version features creators' commentary. To access it, switch your DVD player's audio language selection while watching.
  • In the Easter egg with all of the Cheat Commandos toys, instead of clicking on them individually, they are all shown automatically, one at a time.

Commentary Transcript

(Commentary by: Mike Chapman, Homestar Runner)

HOMESTAR RUNNER: I wanna do this commentary with you.

MIKE: Oh, Homestar Runner.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Yeah.

MIKE: Nice to see you.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: I'm in this type of a— of a cartoon.

MIKE: There you are right there.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Yeah, that's my side part.

MIKE: Your—

HOMESTAR RUNNER: My side part and my knee part.

MIKE: Your side part and your knee part?

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Yeah.

MIKE: The side part's connected to the knee part?

HOMESTAR RUNNER: That's exactly how the song goes. I was being Silent Rip. He snuck up—

MIKE: You know what Silent Rip means?

HOMESTAR RUNNER: What does? I don't know. It means he rips— he rips through the silence.

MIKE: That's right. How does he do that?

HOMESTAR RUNNER: I don't know, with his microphone.

MIKE: Oh, okay. You're— you're probably right.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Who's that Barbie doll? That's a pretty hot Barbie doll.

MIKE: Yeah?

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Why don't you tell them the story of all the names, Mike?

MIKE: Well, orginally, they were for the— uh, when Firebert's first appearance in the army email.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Right, The Cheat.

MIKE: The Cheat. Yeah, uh, we had just written down a bunch of commando names. Firebert was the one we, uh, decided on, but we had this list of all these other names: Gunhaver, Silent Rip, Crackotage.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Ooooooh.

MIKE: And then my friend Matt thought that we should, you know, make a line of these toys using all these different names.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: That's a great idea.

MIKE: Yeah, Matt has a few of 'em. {pause until announcer says "on the inside of your TV"}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: On the inside of your TV, Mike. How do you watch those shows?

MIKE: Have you ever watched anything on the outside of your TV?

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Yeah, every— uh, I think every show—

MIKE: Oh, okay.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: ends up being on the outside right?

MIKE: You should try the inside.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Yeah?

MIKE: You would fit.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Is it moist in there?

MIKE: {laughs} I hope not.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Tender? The cartoons are more tender.

MIKE: Hey, there's that red ninja that's never been in anything else.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: That's Ripberger.

MIKE: He's Ripberger, yeah.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Burger.

MIKE: Burger. {laughs} Ripberger.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Ripburger. Burger wheat.

MIKE: The Ripbergers lived behind us in Indiana when we were growing up.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: You had some burger wheat for— for lunch today, didn't you?

MIKE: I think that was bulger wheat.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Burger— burger wheat.

MIKE: All right, that's enough about that.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: I like this "weekdays" guy. He's like a local guy, not from the real toy company. {Mike laughs} You're fired! {Mike laughs again}

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