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The Cheat Commandos Theme Song is the theme song of the Cheat Commandos cartoon show. It is reminiscent of the G.I. Joe theme song. As part of a toyetic franchise, the lyrics more enthusiastically advertise the action figures than describe the plot. The Commandos' battle against Blue Laser is only described in vague and uncertain terms, all while working in the slogan "Buy all our playsets and toys!". It appears multiple times later, sometimes with altered lyrics, though usually still including the slogan.
Lyrics
Cheat Commandos! Maybe fighting for freedom
And each is sold separately
Cheat Commandos! They're probably battling evil
Buy all our playsets and toys!
Appearances
Quotes of the Week
| Cheat Commandos Theme Song's Quotes of the Week
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- "Cheat Commandos, maybe fighting for freedom, and each is sold separately. Cheat Commandos, they're probably battling evil. Buy all our playsets and toys!" (Cheat Commandos, PC Mac)
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External Links
| Cheat Commandos
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| The Commandos | Gunhaver, Crackotage, Fightgar, Firebert, Flashfight, Reinforcements, Reynold, Ripberger, Silent Rip
Agent Chimendez, Foxface, Green Helmets, Ser-g-geant Marshie
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| Blue Laser | Blue Laser Commander, Blue Laser Babies, Blue Laser Minion, New Bad Guy Girl Character
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| Other Characters | Gunhavette, Gunk Iller, Mrs. Commanderson, Oliver Smidgen, Reynold's Brother, The Topplegangers
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| Places | Cheat Commandos HQ (The Screen), Arctic Playset, Kitchen Commandos, Reynold's Office
Blue Laser HQ, Blue Laser Commander's Nana's Backyard, Blue Laser Cottage
The Desert, Jaded Teen Pizza, Price Style, Reynold's Parents' House, Topplegangers' Hideout
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| Combat Accessories | Cheat Commandos Vehicles, Crackotage's Plane, Gunhaver's Gun, Justice Rocket Backpack Rocket Rocket, Spy Camera
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| Episodes | Cheat Commandos, Cheat Commandos...O's, Shopping For Danger, Commandos in the Classroom, Blue Laserdisc Challenge, Let us give TANKS!
An Important Rap Song, The Next Epi-Snowed, Two Part Episode (Part 1, Part 2), Dangeresque Puppet Squad: The Hot Jones Hijack
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| Show Elements | Theme Song, Buy all our playsets and toys!!
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| Cast and Crew | A. Chimendez, Crack Stuntman, Crack Stuntman's Girlfriend, Guy Who Does The Bad Guy's Voice, The Cheat
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| Miscellaneous | Playsets (for figurines), Rejected Cheat Commandos, Other Costumes, Pony Fights 2, Cheat Commandos Tactics
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