The accent combines elements of many regional American accents — most prominently Upper Midwestern, Midland, and Eastern New England — in addition to more exaggerated sounds for comedic effect. This typically manifests in adding "R"s to words or transposing letter sounds: famously, A Jorb Well Done centers on Coach Z's titular mispronunciation of "job".
Original Word | Coach Z's version(s) | Appears In
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Absolutely | Abso-prootley, Absalortly | Email Accent, I Killed Pom Pom
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About | Abrat/Abort | No Hands On Deck!, Happy Hallow-day, Loading Screens, Doomy Tales of the Macabre
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Accent | Orccent/Accernt | Email Accent
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Action | Airkshin | Happy Fireworks, Main Page 23
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Adopted | Adorpted | Dangeresque Roomisode 2: The Intersection of Doom & Boom
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Air Freshener | Air Fraershenaer | Dangeresque Roomisode 2: The Intersection of Doom & Boom
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Apartment | Apratment | Email sbemail 206
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Ashtray | Arshtray, aershtray | Dangeresque Roomisode 2: The Intersection of Doom & Boom
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Athlete | Airthlete | The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck in His Craw
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Awful | Orful | Email secret recipes
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Back | Bork | I Killed Pom Pom
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Balloon | B'lloon | Fall Float Parade
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Baloney | Balarney | Mr. Poofers Must Die
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Believe | Belorve | Haunted Photo Booth
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Bomb | Baermb, Baerm | The House That Gave Sucky Treats, These peoples try to fade me, Dangeresque Roomisode 2: The Intersection of Doom & Boom, Dangeresque Roomisode 3: Keep My Enemies, Loser
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Boulevard | Borlevard | I Killed Pom Pom
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Captain | Craptain | Email high school
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Charge | Chiioooorge | Strong Badia the Free
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Chips | Chorps | 3 Times Halloween Funjob
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Chop | Chorp | Haunted Photo Booth
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Class | Clarss | Email parenting
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Connoisseur | Cornnoisuaer | Dangeresque Roomisode 2: The Intersection of Doom & Boom
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Conversation | Cornversation | Dangeresque Roomisode 2: The Intersection of Doom & Boom
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Crap | Crop | Email Accent
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Credenza | Cradernzair | 3 Times Halloween Funjob
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Crickets | Crackets | Happy Hallow-day
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Cubicle | Kyorbicle | DNA Evidence
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Decemberween | Decemberwern | The Best Decemberween Ever
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DELETED | DELORTED | Email replacement
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Did | Doird | Dangeresque (karaoke)
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Disco | Disca | Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2
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Do it | Dort, doot | Meeple Grove, Dangeresque Roomisode 2: The Intersection of Doom & Boom
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Drop | Drap | Email your funeral
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Duck | Dook | Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene
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Exaggerate | Exorggerate | Email Accent
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Effigy | Orfigy, arfigy, RPG, first-person shooter | Strong Badia the Free
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Farm | Faerm | Dangeresque Roomisode 3: Keep My Enemies, Loser
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Fhqwhgads | Forhorglingrads | Email sibbie (Easter egg)
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Field | Fierld | Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 1.0, Coach Z's 110%, Email dictionary, Email parenting
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Fittin' | Fortin' | I Killed Pom Pom
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Five | Farve | A Decemberween Pageant
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Flapjacks | Florpjacks | Email Accent
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Fluffy Puffs | Florfy Porfs | Later That Night...
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Football Team | Foortball Torm | Email high school
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Forgot to putt | Forgort to port, forgat to prat, gorka fa pork | Email mini-golf
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Forward | Frorward | Doomy Tales of the Macabre
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Fountain | Fortain | Dangeresque Roomisode 2: The Intersection of Doom & Boom
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Goblin | Gorblin | 2022 Costume Pack Now Available
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Gosh | Gorsh | Email strong badathlon, Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective, Later That Night...
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Globes | Glorbs | Later That Night...
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Glove Box | Glorve Bax | Dangeresque Roomisode 2: The Intersection of Doom & Boom
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Gluten and Glutton | Glorten | Weclome Back
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Great | Greart | Dangeresque Roomisode 2: The Intersection of Doom & Boom
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Half | Half (non-silent L) | Mr. Poofers Must Die
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Halloween | Halloworn, Hallerwern | The Best Decemberween Ever, Jibblies 2
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Handlebar | Handlebrah | Haunted Photo Booth
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Happy Hallow— | Horpy Horlow— | Happy Hallow-day
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Happy T | Horpy Tor | Happy T!
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Hello | Hellor | Homestar Presents: Presents
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Homestar | Hamstray, Hamster, Stramstar, StairMaster, Homegrown, Ramrod, Humphel | A Jorb Well Done
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Hoot | Hort | Happy Hallow-day
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I feel bad | Ir feer borld | Email part-time job (commentary)
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Idea | Idear | Happy Hallow-day
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Inappropriate | Inapprapriate | Fall Float Parade
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Inoculate | Anorculate | BHZ Anniversary Message
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Jibblie | Jorbaly | Jibblies 2
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Job | Jorb, Jaerb, Jarb, Joerghb, Jaeoreorb | A Jorb Well Done, Email boring (really), Sbemailiarized!
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Jobbie | Jorbie | Haunted Photo Booth
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Jujyfruits | Jorjyfruits, Jerjyfrorts, Georgie Frorgie, George Foreman | The House That Gave Sucky Treats
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Kick | Kork | I Killed Pom Pom, Haunted Photo Booth
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Locker | Lacker, Lacquer | Email part-time job (commentary), Email myths & legends (Easter egg)
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Look | Lork | Dangeresque Roomisode 2: The Intersection of Doom & Boom
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Man | Marn, M'n | Dangeresque (karaoke), Mr. Poofers Must Die
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Manifold Gasket | Cramifold Gaersket | Dangeresque Roomisode 2: The Intersection of Doom & Boom
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Marshmallow | Mrashmallow | Later That Night...
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Marzipan | Marziprawn | Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2
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Medallion | Medalllllioraerlllllioren | Fan 'Stumes 2021
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Mike | Mork | Email part-time job (commentary)
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Mind | Mornd | Haunted Photo Booth
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Mother | Mudder | No Hands On Deck!
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Motivate | Mortavort | The Next April Fools' Thing
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Mouthwash | Mouthwarsh | The Best Decemberween Ever
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Music | Myorsic | Dangeresque Roomisode 2: The Intersection of Doom & Boom
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Musical | Myorsical | No Hands On Deck!
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Not | Nat | Decemberween Short Shorts, Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene
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October | Orctober | The Best Decemberween Ever
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Off | Orf | Email underlings, Email winter pool, Dangeresque Roomisode 2: The Intersection of Doom & Boom
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Office | Arfice, Orifice | In Search of the Yello Dello, Baddest of the Bands
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Open | Orpen | Dangeresque Roomisode 2: The Intersection of Doom & Boom
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Out | Oat | A Jorb Well Done
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Paperclip | Paperclorp | Dangeresque Roomisode 2: The Intersection of Doom & Boom
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Part | Prat | Where My Hat Is At?
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Party | Pratty | Email impression, Email labor day, Email being mean
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PC load letter | PC lourde letter | 2022 Costume Pack Now Available
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People | Perple, Pyorple | 8-Bit is Enough, Fish Eye Lens
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Person | Porson | The Next April Fools' Thing
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Pert Plus | Port Plus | Jibblies 2, Email hremail 3184 (part of actual packaging)
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Piña coladas | Piña colordas | I Killed Pom Pom
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Pom Pom | Pam Pam | Fall Float Parade
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Pop | Porp | Dangeresque Roomisode 2: The Intersection of Doom & Boom
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Probably | Prably, Prally | Coach Z's Character Video, Dangeresque Roomisode 2: The Intersection of Doom & Boom
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Problem | Praeblem, Prablem | In Search of the Yello Dello, On Break, Who Said What Now?
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Punch | Pornch | Haunted Photo Booth
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Reward | Reeward | Email parenting
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Real | Rrrl | A Folky Tale
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Revealed | Revearled | Email cliffhangers
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Rock bottom | Rack battom | Decemberween Short Shorts
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Root beer | Root (pronounced with an "oo" as in "book") Ber | Mr. Poofers Must Die
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Solid | Salid | Email Accent
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Somebody | Somebaddy | Dangeresque Roomisode 2: The Intersection of Doom & Boom
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Secret | Sorcret, "secret sorcret" | Email cliffhangers
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Situation | Sitch'ation | A Folky Tale
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{Sneezing} | Ha-chor | Haunted Photo Booth
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Speakin' | Sporkin' | Email love poems
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Sports | Sprots | Email part-time job (commentary)
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Star | Stair | Dangeresque Roomisode 2: The Intersection of Doom & Boom
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Stick | Stark | "The Theme from Dangeresque II" karaoke
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Stop | Stap | Rap Song
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Strong Bad | Spring Board | Email Accent
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Suck | Sook | Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene
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Swedish Fish | Swordish Forsh | 3 Times Halloween Funjob
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Talking | Torkin' | Dangeresque Roomisode 2: The Intersection of Doom & Boom
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Talkin' about | Torkin' abort | Happy Hallow-day
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Tater-tots | Tater-torts | 2022 Costume Pack Now Available
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Terrible | Terbirle | Email senior prom
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The Cheat | The Chort | see The Cheat's Nicknames
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There | Dere, dare | Email lures & jigs, Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2, Email theme park, Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene, Dangeresque Roomisode 2: The Intersection of Doom & Boom
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Thousand | Trousand | Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene
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Thug | Thorg | Halloween Fairstival
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Thumb | Thermb | Some Stupid Turkey
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Toilet | Terlet | Halloween Fairstival, A Folky Tale, Email unnatural, The House That Gave Sucky Tricks, Dangeresque Roomisode 2: The Intersection of Doom & Boom
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Tomorrow | Tomoarow | A Jorb Well Done
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Top notch | Torp nortch | I Killed Pom Pom
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Touchdown | Torchdown | Where My Hat Is At? [written]
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Trick or Treat | Track or Trort | 3 Times Halloween Funjob
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Undefeated | Undeforted | Decemberween Short Shorts
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Unfortunate | Unfarchunate | Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene
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Up | Arp, orp | Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene, Dangeresque Roomisode 2: The Intersection of Doom & Boom
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Volvo | Vorlvo | Email rated
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What | Whort | Date Nite
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Video | Videro | Coach Z's 110%, Fish Eye Lens
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Yipe | Yorp | Email redesign, Homestar Ruiner
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Yo Gabba Gabba | Yor garble garble | Most in the Graveyard
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You Say Tomato, I Say Tomato | You Say Tomater, "I zader matermorts" | Fall Float Parade
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The most commonly mispronounced sounds are long e (e.g. The Cheat/"The Chort") and the short o (job/"jaerb"), which both come out as an "or" or "aer".