Coach Z's Problems

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*He [[Homestar Presents: Presents|pretended to get a call from his parents]] during which he lied about having prepared a traditional Decemberween dinner and inviting guests while actually dining alone on Salisbury steak.
*He [[Homestar Presents: Presents|pretended to get a call from his parents]] during which he lied about having prepared a traditional Decemberween dinner and inviting guests while actually dining alone on Salisbury steak.
*He had [[Strong Badia the Free|previously answered personal date ads]] sent by [[the King of Town]], despite being warned not to.
*He had [[Strong Badia the Free|previously answered personal date ads]] sent by [[the King of Town]], despite being warned not to.
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*He asked [[Homestar Runner]] to [[Baddest of the Bands|marry him]].
*He implies that committing [[I Killed Pom Pom|"premeditated murder in cold blood"]] is a normal mistake someone might make.
*He implies that committing [[I Killed Pom Pom|"premeditated murder in cold blood"]] is a normal mistake someone might make.
*He boasts [[Mr. Poofers Must Die|"nobody can get fatally irresponsible with an animal like Coach Z"]].
*He boasts [[Mr. Poofers Must Die|"nobody can get fatally irresponsible with an animal like Coach Z"]].
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*He claims he [[These Peoples Try To Fade Me|has money, but not much]].
*He claims he [[These Peoples Try To Fade Me|has money, but not much]].
*He lives in a [[Coach Z's Locker Room|gymnasium locker room]].
*He lives in a [[Coach Z's Locker Room|gymnasium locker room]].
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**He has also been seen living in the [[Gremlin]] as though it were an [[sbemail206|apartment]].
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**He has also been seen living in the [[Gremlin]] as though it were an [[sbemail 206|apartment]].
*He frequently has his power shut off because he [[Homestar Presents: Presents|forgets to pay his bills]].
*He frequently has his power shut off because he [[Homestar Presents: Presents|forgets to pay his bills]].
*He has occasionally [[Blubb-O's Commercial|attempted to be sent to prison]], since he would be guaranteed "three square meals a day".
*He has occasionally [[Blubb-O's Commercial|attempted to be sent to prison]], since he would be guaranteed "three square meals a day".
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*He [[secret recipes|can't afford "money cost"]] ice cream.
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*He [[secret recipes|can't afford "the money cost variety"]] for ice cream.
*He will [[These peoples try to fade me|flow and/or freak for food.]]
*He will [[These peoples try to fade me|flow and/or freak for food.]]
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*He holds the [[record book|record]] for the longest time gone without [[showering]].
*He holds the [[record book|record]] for the longest time gone without [[showering]].
*He wears [[shapeshifter|sweaty pants]].
*He wears [[shapeshifter|sweaty pants]].
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*He [[hremail3184|showers with spit]].
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*He [[hremail 3184|showers with spit]].
==Lack of Generally Common Knowledge==
==Lack of Generally Common Knowledge==
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*He [[garage sale|thinks that he is a mother]].
*He [[garage sale|thinks that he is a mother]].
*He [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0|sometimes forgets what's real and what's just in his head]].
*He [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0|sometimes forgets what's real and what's just in his head]].
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*He has an obsession with [[butts]] and [[butt-patting]].
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*He has an obsession with [[butts]] and [[butt-patting]]. He thinks [[1 step ahead|people touching their own butts]] is a good thing, and is, according to Homestar, "re-known" for his [[trading cards|self-butt pats]].
*He seems to [[Date Nite|believe he's in a relationship with]] [[Bubs]].
*He seems to [[Date Nite|believe he's in a relationship with]] [[Bubs]].
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**He could be in such a relationship, [[Bubs%27s_Shady_Business_Practices|but that's a problem in and of itself.]]
 
*He has [[mini-golf|short-term memory loss]].
*He has [[mini-golf|short-term memory loss]].
*He once asked a [[Wormdingler|drawing he made]] to [[Trogday 08#Easter Eggs|be his bride]].
*He once asked a [[Wormdingler|drawing he made]] to [[Trogday 08#Easter Eggs|be his bride]].
*He believes that a [[diorama|sketch of a cell phone]] is a real cell phone.
*He believes that a [[diorama|sketch of a cell phone]] is a real cell phone.
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*He asked [[Homestar Runner]] to [[Baddest of the Bands|marry him]].
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*He does not seem to [[Homestar Ruiner|learn things from his past experience]].
*He has an [[imaginary|imaginary friend]] named "Real Live Actual Mr. Blangcaster Next Door", who looks very shady by the shape of his outline.
*He has an [[imaginary|imaginary friend]] named "Real Live Actual Mr. Blangcaster Next Door", who looks very shady by the shape of his outline.
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*He thinks a little eyeball-vomit is [[@StrongBadActual Tweets 2019#1191946722114777092|a natural side effect of try-harding]].
==Speech Impediment==
==Speech Impediment==
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*He admits he [[theme park|likes a good chafe]].
*He admits he [[theme park|likes a good chafe]].
*He never seems to notice or complain that there is [[Homestar Ruiner|itching powder in his jock strap]].
*He never seems to notice or complain that there is [[Homestar Ruiner|itching powder in his jock strap]].
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*He thinks [[1 step ahead|people touching their own butts]] is a good thing.
 
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*He is, according to Homestar, "re-known" for his [[trading cards|self-butt pats]].
 
*He thinks [[Fall Float Parade|Strong Sad is yellow]].
*He thinks [[Fall Float Parade|Strong Sad is yellow]].
==See Also==
==See Also==
*[[Crimes Committed by Strong Bad]]
*[[Crimes Committed by Strong Bad]]
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*[[Bubs' Shady Business Practices]]
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*[[Bubs's Shady Business Practices]]
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[[Category: Lists]]
[[Category:Coach Z]]
[[Category:Coach Z]]

Revision as of 17:09, 12 September 2021

"The Coach Z says, 'I have more than two prablems.'"

As explained in Main Page 11 and Who Said What Now?, Coach Z has claimed to have "more than two problems". An analysis of his behavior shows the following problems:

Contents

Alcoholism

Anti-Social Behavior

Financial

Hygiene

Lack of Generally Common Knowledge

Medical

Psychological

Speech Impediment

See Coach Z's Accent

Miscellaneous

See Also

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