Coach Z's Problems

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*He [[Homestar Presents: Presents|pretended to get a call from his parents]] during which he lied about having prepared a traditional Decemberween dinner and inviting guests while actually dining alone on Salisbury steak.
*He [[Homestar Presents: Presents|pretended to get a call from his parents]] during which he lied about having prepared a traditional Decemberween dinner and inviting guests while actually dining alone on Salisbury steak.
*He implies that committing [[I Killed Pom Pom|"premeditated murder in cold blood"]] is a normal mistake someone might make.
*He implies that committing [[I Killed Pom Pom|"premeditated murder in cold blood"]] is a normal mistake someone might make.
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*He boasts [[Mr. Poofers Must Die|"nobody can get fatality irresponsible with an animal like Coach Z"]].
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*He boasts [[Mr. Poofers Must Die|"nobody can get fatally irresponsible with an animal like Coach Z"]].
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Revision as of 08:22, 20 November 2018

"The Coach Z says, 'I have more than two prablems.'"

As explained in Main Page 11 and Who Said What Now?, Coach Z has claimed to have "more than two problems". An analysis of his behavior shows the following problems:

Contents

Alcoholism

Anti-Social Behavior

Financial

Hygiene

Lack of Generally Common Knowledge

Medical

Psychological

Speech Impediment

See Coach Z's Accent

Miscellaneous

See Also

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