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[[Image:sbemail39.PNG|thumb|The Cold One motto]] | [[Image:sbemail39.PNG|thumb|The Cold One motto]] | ||
| - | '''Cold Ones''' are a popular beverage in [[Free Country, USA]] that are shipped in nondescript brown bottles. Although there has been debate if they are actually alcoholic or not, [[Kerrek]] refuses a Cold One because he is a [[Wikipedia:teetotaller|teetotaller]] in the email "[[for kids]]". Also since the [[Strong Bad]] [http://www.homestarrunner.com/macss.html screen saver] displays "Premium Alcoholic Cold Ones", and that Room Temp-er-ature Ones are "brewed in Foreign Lands", the conclusion is that a Cold One is a refreshing type of beer. In addition, "Warm Ones" could possibly be referring to the German preference of drinking their beer warm. | + | '''Cold Ones''' are a popular beverage in [[Free Country, USA]] that are shipped in nondescript brown bottles. Although there has been debate if they are actually alcoholic or not, [[Kerrek]] refuses a Cold One because he is a [[Wikipedia:teetotaller|teetotaller]] in the email "[[for kids]]". Also since the [[Strong Bad]] [http://www.homestarrunner.com/macss.html screen saver] displays "Premium Alcoholic Cold Ones", and that Room Temp-er-ature Ones are "brewed in Foreign Lands", the conclusion is that a Cold One is probably a refreshing type of beer. In addition, "Warm Ones" could possibly be referring to the German preference of drinking their beer warm. |
It is revealed in the email "[[super powers]]" that Strong Bad can use the diamond-shaped icon on his head to open a Cold One. | It is revealed in the email "[[super powers]]" that Strong Bad can use the diamond-shaped icon on his head to open a Cold One. | ||
Revision as of 19:35, 24 December 2004
Cold Ones are a popular beverage in Free Country, USA that are shipped in nondescript brown bottles. Although there has been debate if they are actually alcoholic or not, Kerrek refuses a Cold One because he is a teetotaller in the email "for kids". Also since the Strong Bad screen saver displays "Premium Alcoholic Cold Ones", and that Room Temp-er-ature Ones are "brewed in Foreign Lands", the conclusion is that a Cold One is probably a refreshing type of beer. In addition, "Warm Ones" could possibly be referring to the German preference of drinking their beer warm.
It is revealed in the email "super powers" that Strong Bad can use the diamond-shaped icon on his head to open a Cold One.
Property of Ones
Equation stated by Strong Bad for determining the Oneness of a One:
- o is the final value of the Oneness of a One
- n is a value equivalent to the base Oneness of a One
- c is the temperature of the One.
o=(nITUDE∝cITUDE)
Types Of Ones
- Cold Ones - Preferred by Strong Bad
- Cool Ones - A nice alternative on spring nights
- Xtra Cold Ones - A step up from Cold Ones
- Not So Cold - Enjoyed by Coach Z at least 90 degrees
- Room Temp-a-Ture Ones - Foreign brand brewed in Foreign Lands
- Warm Ones - Foreign brand straight from the oven
- Cold None - Not to be wished on anyone
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