Commandos in the Classroom
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Commandos in the Classroom
The Cheat Commandos teach us about inappropriate peer-2-teen choice behavior.
Cast (in order of appearance): Gunhaver, Fightgar, Silent Rip, Crackotage, Reynold, Blue Laser minion, Firebert, Blue Laser Commander,Reinforcements
Places: Cheat Commandos HQ, Price Style
Date: September 13, 2005
Running Time: 4:15
Page Title: Buy all our Teaching Aids and Filmstrips!
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Transcript
CRACKOTAGE: Movie night is my favorite night. I think it is my favorite night. Hee hee hoo hoo!
SILENT RIP: Are you even trying anymore?
GUNHAVER: All right boys, time for a little R and R. Tonight we've got the old family favorite Pony Fights 2!!!
{the big screen cuts to the green rating screen. It says "THE FOLLOWING FILM HAS BEEN APPROVED FOR CERTIAN AUDIENCES BY SOME PEOPLE WHO KNOW WHAT'S BEST. IT BE RATED PG-13 FOR SEVERE CUSSING AND VERY ILLEGAL PONY FIGHTS.}
EVERYBODY: Yay! Yeah! All Right! PG-13!
GUNHAVER: Uh, sorry Reynold, I'm afraid lights out for you at oh-now hundred hours!
FIGHTGAR: Yeah, all that cuss-language might give you nightmares. Ah-ha ha ha.
REYNOLD: Oh, I can handle it, why I can even swear a cuss myself! A-hem. Diaper-biscuits.
OTHER COMMANDOS: Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
REYNOLD: Oh, I can't do anything right. I might as well go home and get teen pregnant.
{The other commandos gasp, the Blue Las-Alert siren sounds once.}
GUNHAVER: Careful there, cuss-mando, you just made an inappropriate peer-to-teen choice behavior!
REYNOLD: A whaaa?
{cut to the black and white Commandos in the Classroom logo, which looks like Reynold in a mortar cap pointing a pointer at an A+}
ANNOUNCER: Commandos in the Classroom
{Cut to another black-and-white slide that reads "LESSON 4: INAPPROPRIATE PEER-2-TEEN CHOICE BEHAVIORS". At the bottom in fine print it reads "*TEACHERS, USE THIS TIME TO CATCH A NAP OR HAVE A SMOKE."}
{Cut back to Gunhaver and Reynold in Cheat Commandos HQ}
GUNHAVER: Here, Reynold, lemme show you.
{Gunhaver points the remote at the screen, which shows two ponies fighting in a field for a moment, then snows out to a diagram of the brain. The other commandos cheer for a second, then boo as the scene changes.}
COMMANDO: Watchin' the ponies...
GUNHAVER: The brain is divided into two halves: {The brain in the diagram gets a jagged line down the middle} the good half {A dotted line points to the left half saying "GOOD HALF"} and the evil half. {A dotted line points to the right half saying "EVIL HALF.}
Easter Eggs
- Click on "Lesson" to take the "Commandos in the Classroom" Lesson 4 Worksheet.
Lesson 4
Worksheet
1. Draw a picture of your
favorite inappropriate
peer-2-teen choice behavior
2. Why do you think Reynold
has never tried pizza?
___________________________
___________________________
*(Teachers, this worksheet should
buy you 10-15 more minutes of peace.
Fix yourself a drink, maybe!)
- Click on "Guys" for Blue Laser to get the wrong end of the stick.
- BLUE LASER MINION: {dressed as a pizza} Um, I'm not entirely sure this is what they were talking about sir.
- BLUE LASER COMMANDER: {also dressed as a pizza} Shut it! Pizza can't talk!
- Click on "Seriously" for the following exchange:
- SILENT RIP: Ah, you can do it. Try another one.
- CRACKOTAGE: I think my rhymes are truly broke! Broke, broke, broke, broke, broke, broke, broke, broke! {laughs}
Fun Facts
Explanations
- SAP is an auxiliary audio channel for television that can be broadcast or transmitted both over the air and by cable TV. It is often used for an alternate language.
- PG-13 is one of the film ratings used in the Motion Picture Association of America film rating system.
Trivia
- The blackboard in the classroom sequence reads "ASSIGNMENTS", "TAKE TEST", and "STARE AT CLOCK UNTIL I RETURN".
Goofs
- "Every day" is misspelled at the end. In that context, it should be two words.
Inside References
- This episode of Cheat Commandos is written by A. Chimendez Jr.
Real-World References
- The Gold Rush Era refers to the California Gold Rush.
- The Teen Choice Awards is an awards ceremony shown annually on Fox involving various teen idols.
