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*[[Bronco Trolleys]] are made from [[Wikipedia:Triscuit|Triscuits]], peanut butter, and an orange slice with the [[Food Still In Peel or Package|peel intact]].
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*[[Bronco Trolleys]] — The title snack is made from a [[Wikipedia:Triscuit|Triscuit]], peanut butter, and an orange slice with the [[Food Still In Peel or Package|peel intact]].
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*[[Suudsu]] is made from skim milk and [[Wikipedia:Gummy bear|gummy bears]].
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*[[Homestar Quiz]] &mdash; "The Poopsmiths<!--[sic]--> Super Deluxe You-Know-What Cookies" contain "[[Whatsit|You-know-what]]", along with common cookie ingredients; the recipe is given as a reward for a perfect score on the quiz.
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*[[Piemonade]], also known as [[other days|p-nade]], is composed of a slice of [[pie]] stuck in a glass of lemonade with lots of ice cubes in it and a lemon wedge on the side.
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*[[Meet Marshie]] &mdash; The commercial shows four different marshmallow concoctions:
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*There are three chocolate desserts in [[bottom 10]], all of which contain successively more outrageous chocolate items:
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**"Chocolardiac Arrest" &mdash; a slice of chocolate cake covered with chocolate pudding and topped with a chocolate whipped cream.
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**"This Brownie Might Kill You" &mdash; "Chocolardiac Arrest" topped with more chocolate, including [[ice cream]] with a cherry on top, wafers, sauce and a nut bar.
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**"Chocozuma's Revenge" &mdash; "This Brownie Might Kill You" topped with many other forms of chocolate, including a still-wrapped brownie and a Jell-O pudding cup. Part of the dessert also reaches outside the plate.
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*[[Strong Bad]] tricks [[Coach Z]] and [[Homestar Runner]] into eating a bowl of sour cream and [[The Cheat]] hair in [[secret recipes]].
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*[[The Poopsmith]]'s second cake from [[big white face]] contains beans, fortune cookies, Chinese food, grapes, [[Wikipedia:Golden Grahams|Golden Grahams]] [[Breakfast Cereal|cereal]], ice cubes, lemon slices, and a [[Swiss Cake Roll]].
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*The [[Meet Marshie]] commercial shows four different marshmallow concoctions:
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**Breakfast &mdash; a plate of [[Fluffy Puff Marshmallows|marshmallows]] covered with maple syrup and butter
**Breakfast &mdash; a plate of [[Fluffy Puff Marshmallows|marshmallows]] covered with maple syrup and butter
**Lunch &mdash; a plate of marshmallows covered with slices of tomatoes. Beside it are salt and pepper respectively branded "7" and "3".
**Lunch &mdash; a plate of marshmallows covered with slices of tomatoes. Beside it are salt and pepper respectively branded "7" and "3".
**Munch &mdash; a plate of Fluffy Puffs with nails through them. There are three D batteries around it.
**Munch &mdash; a plate of Fluffy Puffs with nails through them. There are three D batteries around it.
**Pinner &mdash; a plate where the marshmallows are wearing a hat and eyepatch, smoking a cigar.
**Pinner &mdash; a plate where the marshmallows are wearing a hat and eyepatch, smoking a cigar.
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*The [[SBLOUNSKCHED! Bar]] contains a gaseous cloud of marshmallow vapor, globules of semi-solid licorice colloid, a channel of liquid nougat, a crispity cookety log, rich and creamy pepperoni, tiny bowls of crispy puffed rice cereal, and Boring Brown Chocolate.  
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*[[big white face]] &mdash; Strong Bad's second cake for [[The Poopsmith]] contains beans, and Easter eggs include fortune cookies, Chinese food, grapes, [[Wikipedia:Golden Grahams|Golden Grahams]] [[Breakfast Cereal|cereal]], ice cubes, lemon slices, and a [[Swiss Cake Roll]] with "5" and "0" candles.
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*"The Poopsmiths<!--[sic]--> Super Deluxe You-Know-What Cookies" contain "[[Whatsit|You-know-what]]", along with common cookie ingredients; the recipe is given as a reward for a perfect score on the [[Homestar Quiz]].
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*[[privileges]] &mdash; [[The Cheat]] orders a large thin-crust pizza with mushrooms and [[Wikipedia:Pop-Tarts|Pop-Tarts]].
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*Homestar Runner attempts to make a real fruit smoothie out of avocado and "total load" brand protein shake mix, using a [[blender]] that already had a [[Wikipedia:Game Boy line|Game Boy]] in it, in [[alternate universe]].
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*[[other days]] &mdash; [[Piemonade]], also known as p-nade, is composed of a slice of [[pie]] stuck in a glass of lemonade with lots of ice cubes in it and a lemon wedge on the side.
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*Homestar Runner combines several unlikely ingredients to make [[Marzipan]]'s [[Halloween]] potion in [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]].
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*[[secret recipes]] &mdash; [[Strong Bad]] tricks [[Coach Z]] and [[Homestar Runner]] into eating a bowl of sour cream and The Cheat hair.
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*Coach Z spikes a bowl of punch with [[Wikipedia:Listerine|Listerine]] in [[senior prom]].
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*[[bottom 10]] &mdash; There are three chocolate desserts listed as examples of unnecessarily dangerous names, all of which contain successively more outrageous chocolate items:
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*[[Bubs]] sells a "Gumball Surprise" baloney sandwich from his [[Baloney Sammich Truck]] in [[Weclome Back]].
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**"Chocolardiac Arrest" &mdash; a slice of chocolate cake covered with chocolate pudding and topped with a chocolate whipped cream.
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*Homestar Runner eats a lightbulb sandwich in [[theme song]].
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**"This Brownie Might Kill You" &mdash; "Chocolardiac Arrest" topped with more chocolate, including [[ice cream]] with a cherry on top, wafers, sauce and a nut bar.
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*The King of Town tells about his "Last Three Items in the Pantry Special!", which consists of onion salt, hot sauce, and lumps of coal in [[Decemberween Short Shorts]].
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**"Chocozuma's Revenge" &mdash; "This Brownie Might Kill You" topped with many other forms of chocolate, including a still-wrapped brownie and a Jell-O pudding cup. Part of the dessert also reaches outside the plate.
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*Coach Z pays The Cheat for his animation of [[Rap Song]] with a slice of chin strap pizza, consisting simply of a chin strap on a slice of pizza.
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*[[bedtime story]] &mdash; [[Suudsu]] is made from skim milk and [[Wikipedia:Gummy bear|gummy bears]].
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*Marzipan lists the ingredients for "Marzipan's Famous Thanksgiving Faux-ducken" &mdash; millet, bulgur, meatless veggie nuggets, tempeh, bean curd, fakin bacon, and a pair of hemp toddler pants &mdash; on her Thanksgiving TV program in [[Toikey TV]].
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*[[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]] &mdash; Homestar Runner combines several unlikely ingredients to make [[Marzipan]]'s [[Halloween]] potion.
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*In [[Homestar Ruiner]], [[Bubs]] sells coupons for free Chocolate Covered Organic Packing Peanuts.
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*[[candy product]] &mdash; The [[SBLOUNSKCHED! Bar]] contains a gaseous cloud of marshmallow vapor, globules of semi-solid licorice colloid, a channel of liquid nougat, a crispity cookety log, rich and creamy pepperoni, tiny bowls of crispy puffed rice cereal, and Boring Brown Chocolate.  
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*In [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]], [[Renaldo]] brings an olive and baloney cake to his retirement party and says mother bakes him one for his birthday each year.
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*[[alternate universe]] &mdash; Homestar Runner attempts to make a real fruit smoothie out of avocado and "total load" brand protein shake mix, using a [[blender]] that already had a [[Wikipedia:Game Boy line|Game Boy]] in it.
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*In [[Fan Costumes 2015]], an advertisement appears for Blubb-O's "Thick or Treat Burger". It appears to consist of a [[Blubb-O's Commercial|Thick-N-Nasty]] with Halloween candy in it.
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*[[senior prom]] &mdash; Coach Z spikes a bowl of punch with [[Wikipedia:Listerine|Listerine]], which he alleges is look out for "all yer hygienes".
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*[[Weclome Back]] &mdash; [[Bubs]] sells a "Gumball Surprise" baloney sandwich from his [[Baloney Sammich Truck]].
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*[[theme song]] &mdash; Homestar Runner eats a lightbulb sandwich.
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*[[Decemberween Short Shorts]] &mdash; The King of Town tells about his "Last Three Items in the Pantry Special!", which consists of onion salt, hot sauce, and lumps of coal.
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*[[Rap Song]] &mdash; Coach Z pays The Cheat for his animation with a slice of chin strap pizza, consisting simply of a chin strap on a slice of pizza.
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*[[Toikey TV]] &mdash; Marzipan lists the ingredients for "Marzipan's Famous Thanksgiving Faux-ducken" &mdash; millet, bulgur, meatless veggie nuggets, tempeh, bean curd, fakin bacon, and a pair of hemp toddler pants &mdash; on her Thanksgiving TV program.
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*[[Homestar Ruiner]] &mdash; [[Bubs]] sells coupons for free Chocolate Covered Organic Packing Peanuts.
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*[[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]] &mdash; [[Renaldo]] brings an olive and baloney cake to his retirement party and says mother bakes him one for his birthday each year.
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*[[Fan Costumes 2015]] &mdash; an advertisement appears for Blubb-O's "Thick or Treat Burger". It appears to consist of a [[Blubb-O's Commercial|Thick-N-Nasty]] with Halloween candy in it.
*{{postref|1264994288678682626|25|Mar|2020}} &mdash; In response to a Tweet regarding a Homsar milkshake, Strong Bad describes the "Homshake", which uses freezer burnt ice cream, bulk candies [[Food Still In Peel or Package|with wrappers]], liquid smoke with cap still on, "milk prolly", and a garnish of hot dogtopus.
*{{postref|1264994288678682626|25|Mar|2020}} &mdash; In response to a Tweet regarding a Homsar milkshake, Strong Bad describes the "Homshake", which uses freezer burnt ice cream, bulk candies [[Food Still In Peel or Package|with wrappers]], liquid smoke with cap still on, "milk prolly", and a garnish of hot dogtopus.

Current revision as of 19:45, 25 October 2020

"I think I'm gonna puke my pants!"

Using ingredients both edible and inedible, characters in the Homestar Runner universe create culinary concoctions— mixtures of foods not usually found together. Results range from the delightful to the disgusting. Completed concoctions are then usually consumed by said characters. Often, the concoctions use foods that are running gags in themselves, such as chocolate. Some also include inedible items, such as light bulbs or lumps of coal.

[edit] Appearances

  • Bronco Trolleys — The title snack is made from a Triscuit, peanut butter, and an orange slice with the peel intact.
  • Homestar Quiz — "The Poopsmiths Super Deluxe You-Know-What Cookies" contain "You-know-what", along with common cookie ingredients; the recipe is given as a reward for a perfect score on the quiz.
  • Meet Marshie — The commercial shows four different marshmallow concoctions:
    • Breakfast — a plate of marshmallows covered with maple syrup and butter
    • Lunch — a plate of marshmallows covered with slices of tomatoes. Beside it are salt and pepper respectively branded "7" and "3".
    • Munch — a plate of Fluffy Puffs with nails through them. There are three D batteries around it.
    • Pinner — a plate where the marshmallows are wearing a hat and eyepatch, smoking a cigar.
  • big white face — Strong Bad's second cake for The Poopsmith contains beans, and Easter eggs include fortune cookies, Chinese food, grapes, Golden Grahams cereal, ice cubes, lemon slices, and a Swiss Cake Roll with "5" and "0" candles.
  • privilegesThe Cheat orders a large thin-crust pizza with mushrooms and Pop-Tarts.
  • other daysPiemonade, also known as p-nade, is composed of a slice of pie stuck in a glass of lemonade with lots of ice cubes in it and a lemon wedge on the side.
  • secret recipesStrong Bad tricks Coach Z and Homestar Runner into eating a bowl of sour cream and The Cheat hair.
  • bottom 10 — There are three chocolate desserts listed as examples of unnecessarily dangerous names, all of which contain successively more outrageous chocolate items:
    • "Chocolardiac Arrest" — a slice of chocolate cake covered with chocolate pudding and topped with a chocolate whipped cream.
    • "This Brownie Might Kill You" — "Chocolardiac Arrest" topped with more chocolate, including ice cream with a cherry on top, wafers, sauce and a nut bar.
    • "Chocozuma's Revenge" — "This Brownie Might Kill You" topped with many other forms of chocolate, including a still-wrapped brownie and a Jell-O pudding cup. Part of the dessert also reaches outside the plate.
  • bedtime storySuudsu is made from skim milk and gummy bears.
  • Halloween Potion-ma-jig — Homestar Runner combines several unlikely ingredients to make Marzipan's Halloween potion.
  • candy product — The SBLOUNSKCHED! Bar contains a gaseous cloud of marshmallow vapor, globules of semi-solid licorice colloid, a channel of liquid nougat, a crispity cookety log, rich and creamy pepperoni, tiny bowls of crispy puffed rice cereal, and Boring Brown Chocolate.
  • alternate universe — Homestar Runner attempts to make a real fruit smoothie out of avocado and "total load" brand protein shake mix, using a blender that already had a Game Boy in it.
  • senior prom — Coach Z spikes a bowl of punch with Listerine, which he alleges is look out for "all yer hygienes".
  • Weclome BackBubs sells a "Gumball Surprise" baloney sandwich from his Baloney Sammich Truck.
  • theme song — Homestar Runner eats a lightbulb sandwich.
  • Decemberween Short Shorts — The King of Town tells about his "Last Three Items in the Pantry Special!", which consists of onion salt, hot sauce, and lumps of coal.
  • Rap Song — Coach Z pays The Cheat for his animation with a slice of chin strap pizza, consisting simply of a chin strap on a slice of pizza.
  • Toikey TV — Marzipan lists the ingredients for "Marzipan's Famous Thanksgiving Faux-ducken" — millet, bulgur, meatless veggie nuggets, tempeh, bean curd, fakin bacon, and a pair of hemp toddler pants — on her Thanksgiving TV program.
  • Homestar RuinerBubs sells coupons for free Chocolate Covered Organic Packing Peanuts.
  • Dangeresque 3: The Criminal ProjectiveRenaldo brings an olive and baloney cake to his retirement party and says mother bakes him one for his birthday each year.
  • Fan Costumes 2015 — an advertisement appears for Blubb-O's "Thick or Treat Burger". It appears to consist of a Thick-N-Nasty with Halloween candy in it.
  • @StrongBadActual Tweet (25 Mar 2020) — In response to a Tweet regarding a Homsar milkshake, Strong Bad describes the "Homshake", which uses freezer burnt ice cream, bulk candies with wrappers, liquid smoke with cap still on, "milk prolly", and a garnish of hot dogtopus.

[edit] A concoction of concoctions

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