Crack Stuntman

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'''Crack Stuntman''' is the voice actor for [[Gunhaver]] on the [[Cheat Commandos]]. He apparently doesn't take his job too seriously, since he never seems to have a firm idea of how his character's name is [[Gunhaver's Name|correctly pronounced]], and has incorrectly referred to the cartoon as "the Cheat Command-show". Some boxes of [[Minor Foods|Cheat Commandos...O's]] have a Crack Stuntman mask on the back, which [[Homestar Runner]] wore in [[specially marked]]. Crack has been seen in a rap music video/public service announcement trying to convince kids not to play with too many knives and to inform them about Spring Break. He is also the national spokesperson of [[Pistols For Pandas (organization)|Pistols for Pandas]], though it is questionable how much he takes this non-profit organization to heart, as he seems more interested in living a life of luxury than in saving endangered species; he refuses to speak on behalf of Pistols for Pandas unless he gets paid.
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During the recording of [[The Next Epi-Snowed]], Crack Stuntman was shown to be both uncooperative and bossy. He insisted on changing the script, providing the voice for [[Crackotage]] instead and even introducing [[New Bad Guy Girl Character|an entirely new character]] for [[Crack Stuntman's Girlfriend|his girlfriend]]. Each time the director, [[A. Chimendez]], objected to his requests, Crack would threaten to leave the studio if he didn't get his way. Eventually, A. Chimendez inserted [[Agent Chimendez|his own character]] to remove Gunhaver from the episode before trapping Crack Stuntman in a box. It is later implied that Crack Stuntman will be replaced before Gunhaver's next appearance. This is seen to be true in [[Pistols for Pandas]], where he begs for his old job back during a commercial. He later gets it back, as seen in an Easter egg.
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Crack Stuntman has had a number of roles in addition to the Cheat Commandos series.  He played the title character of a [[Strong Badman]] [[Comic Book Movie|movie]] because Strong Bad deemed him inappropriate for the role. According to the email [[rated]], he also starred in the ''Fists of Knuckles'' series, a RRR-rated movie series directed by [[A. Chimendez]].
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According to the email [[original]], for a time he manned [[Bubs' Concession Stand]] under the name "Crack Stuntbubs" after the departure of [[Original Bubs]]. [[Marzipan]], however, later suggested that the whole email was a product of [[Strong Bad]]'s [[History According to Strong Bad|imagination]].
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He is a Caucasian man in his late twenties or early thirties, with short cropped blond hair and a five o'clock shadow. His [[Cool Glasses|shades]] are very similar to Gunhaver's. He claims to be pretty tall. Crack Stuntman bears a strong resemblance to the briefing-screen character from the [[Nintendo|NES]] game [[Wikipedia:Bad Dudes|''Bad Dudes'']].
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Crack lives in a cabin in [[Wikipedia:Lake Tahoe|Lake Tahoe]], which has a hot tub which he claims has two-stories and an underwater fireplace.
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His personality is very reminiscent of the G.I. Joe character [[Wikipedia:Sgt. Slaughter (G.I. Joe)|Sergeant Slaughter]], voiced by the professional wrestler of the same name. He also bears an uncanny resemblance to real-life prolific voice actor [[Wikipedia:Frank Welker|Frank Welker]].
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== Filmography ==
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*'''Debut:''' [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]] (voice only)
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*[[:Category:Crack Stuntman Filmography|Complete Filmography]]
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==Quotes of the Week==
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*{{qotw|"Don't blow this for me, Chimendez!"|[[The Next Epi-Snowed]]|Mirror:gunhaver_blowthis.mp3}}
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*{{qotw|"I've had it up to HERE with your shinoligans! If you could see me you'd see that I'm holding my hand up to my chin. And I'm pretty tall!"|[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]] outtake|Mirror:crack_up2here.mp3}}
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[[Category:Characters]][[Category:Cheat Commandos]]
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