Crazy Go Nuts University
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Revision as of 18:40, 1 May 2014
- This article is about the university. For the email, see CGNU.
Crazy Go Nuts University | |
Motto | The future is you... probably. |
Established | Unknown |
School type | Private |
Chancellor | Unknown |
Principal | Strong Bad |
Enrollment | Unknown |
Campus surroundings | Field and Fence |
Sports Teams | CGNU Golf Club Team |
Mascot | The Jolly Dumple |
Campus Radio Station | 89.3 WSBD-The Voice of CGNU |
Online site | http://cgnuonline-eniversity.edu |
Website motto | Banner ad valorum |
Crazy Go Nuts University is a university created and run by Strong Bad. To attend CGNU, applicants must send in the free art test consisting of drawing a guy with a big knife. Actual applicants are not accepted, however, and the art test is only so Strong Bad can make fun of the person who took it. According to Strong Bad, "A diploma from Crazy Go Nuts University will be pretty impressive on your wall, and all your friends will be pretty impressed." The only known room in CGNU is the prinicpal's office. They offer an assortment of courses online, which require only four clicks to get a "shady online degree". The CGNU website doesn't actually exist, since .edu addresses are only available to actual educational institutions.
In On Break, Homestar (as the Jolly Dumple) orients the freshmen. In his song, he mentions that the financial aid office is closed on Tuesdays, and advises students to avoid the beef stroganoff in the dining hall.
In Fan Costumes '08, Strong Bad admitted that the university was fake and that he hasn't actually started it yet.
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Courses offered
On Campus
Strong Bad offers a wide variety of courses taught at CGNU, including:
- Cheesing People Off
- Indian-Giving
- Cutting Ones
- Doing Some Other Things
- Home Invasion
- Cracking Wise
- World Domination
- Sending Me a Dollar
- Total Spaceship Guy
- TV / VCR Repair
- Get your Degree!
Online
Many courses are offered online, including:
- Business Administration
- Business Abomination
- Mousepad Engineer
- Infotainment Technology
- e-Cutting Ones
- The Lighter Side of Sports
- Matt's Communications
- Business Wheeling
- Insider Trading
- Computer Graphs
- Bidness Dealing
- Caps Lock Technician
- Escrow Understandment
- Marriage Apothecary
The Golf Club Team
The CGNU Golf Club Team has a game every day at 6pm. So far the only known teams they have played are Pile of Electronics State, Homestar's Knees Tech, and DeBry. According to Strong Bad, the CGNU team is undefeated. Their fight song lyrics are reprinted here.
Fighting, and sometimes striving,
Wondering what the Dumple is.
Excellence, and what is valor?
And the Cheat will hit stuff with a golf club!
C! G! N! . . . U!
"(See-Gee-IN-YOU!) (me?)"
Appearances
- Homestar Quiz
- Email CGNU
- Email theme party (Easter egg)
- Email mascot
- Email different town (scoreboard)
- Email radio
- Email candy product (scoreboard)
- Email theme song
- Email 4 branches (Jolly Dumple costume)
- Email bike thief (campus)
- On Break (campus)
Trivia
- "Ad valorem" is Latin for "the value of".