Crimes Committed by Strong Bad

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Over the course of the series, Strong Bad has committed several crimes and misdemeanors. In all of the crimes, he either acts alone, or he is aided by either the Cheat, Strong Mad, or both Strong Mad and the Cheat. He has been punished or caught while committing the crime for several of them. The list is long and diverse, ranging from petty misdemeanors to major crimes (such as kidnapping.)

Crimes committed on others

• Strong Bad has assaulted and abused every other primary character numerous times (mainly Strong Sad and Homestar.)
  • In your friends, he inflicts pain on, or tortures everybody (sans Poopsmith) in some contempt way (most of which, he just hits them with his foot or another object.)
    • Also in your friends, Strong Bad explains that he doesn't hurt the Poopsmith because he thinks he already has it bad (He considered giving him a rose bath, but the thought of it gave him the "jibblies.")
• Strong Bad has left numerous prank calls on Marzipan's Answering Machine, and in many of them, he attempts to con Marzipan into giving him something, ranging from food to free cable. It is not known whether any of these attempts where successful, except for his prank call in Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2, in which he comments on her actually doing what he says.
• In credit card, he scams Homestar into giving him his credit card information, which he uses to purchase several items with.
• Strong Bad kidnapped the Poopsmith in Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon.

Major Crimes and Other Misdemeanors

• Strong Bad broke into Homestar's house in caper with the Cheat to burglarize it. They are unable to steal anything, however, because the Cheat breaks the cow lamp, thus waking up Homestar, and forcing them to leave.
• Strong Bad also breaks into Marzipan's house before the beginning of part-time job. It's not explained why, but it's believed he did so to check his email from inside Marzipan's house.
• Strong Bad committed many crimes in Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon:
  • In the beginning, he and the Cheat attempt to break into Bub's Concession Stand to steal Bub's fund-raiser candy bars. They are caught by Homestar and Coach Z when they attempt to blow the back door open with fireworks.
  • Strong Bad and the Cheat escape from the cardboard box jail by getting Strong Mad to lift up the box.
  • Later in the cartoon, Strong Bad and the Cheat are seen running with the King of Town's crown.
  • Close to the end of the cartoon, they kidnap the Poopsmith and attempt to hold him for ransom when they are sold out by Strong Sad, and are arrested again.
  • After the "The End" frame appears, Strong Bad makes a prank call to Marzipan (as Professor Tor Coolguy) while in jail.
• The goal of the Egg Throwing Game is to throw eggs at people dressed up as ghosts.
• The goal of the Strong Bad's Treat Snatcha game is to steal candy from trick-or-treaters by slashing open their candy bag.
• In 3 Times Halloween Funjob, Strong Bad, along with Strong Mad and the Cheat, egg and TP the stick and the King of Town's castle (the latter is not shown.) Strong Mad attempts to toilet paper Marzipan's house by punching the wall with the toilet paper until he smashes a hole in the wall.
• In unused emails, Strong Bad sells 5,000 email addresses to Bubs for his "free weekly spamvertisements." In return, he gets a quarter for each email ($1,250 total.)
• In disconnected, Strong Bad's headless body rioted against the municipality while his disembodied head gave career advice.

Disclaimer

Please note that this is not all of the crimes committed by Strong Bad. You are free to add any and all crimes that I have likely overlooked.