Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Responses (Brainblow City)

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:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{annoyed}'' Hey, I told you, no product placement!
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'''Second time only'''
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' I need some info, Diamonicle.
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:'''BUBS:''' I'm your inside man!
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'''In extended play'''
'''In extended play'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, Bubs! Say "hi" to all the fans out there!
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===Diamonicle → Dadgeresque silhouette===
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Expert Kidnapping Solver... is that even a real job?
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:'''BUBS:''' It used to be. And this man was the best, that is until he got mixed up in a case that he just couldn't solve. It drove him mad! Mad I say!
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Wait, I thought you said this was someone from my past. I don't know any kidnapping solvers!
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:'''BUBS:''' Oh, you know him more than you know that you know that you know... him... or somethin'. Ask your partner Renaldo, he'll know where to find him!
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===Diamonicle &rarr; Cancel===
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'''This can only be seen if the "expert kidnapping solver" discussion is brought up.''
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Thanks for the info, Diamonicle. Sounds like me and a certain "to be retired sooner than he thinks" partner of mine need to have a little talk.
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''{Cue wipe transition back to the Brick Wall. Strong Bad had just walked his way back.}''
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' So, Renaldo, a little Baron tells me you know something about an expert kidnapping solver.
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''{Change viewpoint to Coach Z. The sound of wind hitting a microphone can clearly be heard.}''
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:'''COACH Z:''' Uh oh. Now, I don't think that's something we should be talking about.
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''{Change viewpoint back to normal.}''
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' I thought we were partners! What are you hiding from me?!
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''{Change view back to Coach Z. More wind can be heard.}''
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:'''COACH Z:''' He's no good for this case, Dangeresque! Forget about him!
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''{Change viewpoint back to normal.}''
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Who?! Who are you talking about?
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:'''COACH Z:''' YOUR FATHER!
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Dadgeresque? My father is the kidnapping solver?
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:'''COACH Z:''' Yes, that's why he left you. Because he went mad! He's no help to us.
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Where is he now?
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:'''COACH Z:''' Last I heard he was wondering around Venice, but-
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Then pack your bags, Renaldo! We're going to France! ''{Jump cut}'' We're going to Italy!
===Sign===
===Sign===

Revision as of 08:30, 19 November 2008

Brainblow City: a town as hard as steel and twice as gray.

Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People has many responses when you talk to various characters and interact with various objects. These are the responses from Brainblow City in Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective.

On these pages, A → B (right arrow) means that the response happens when object A is used on thing B, or in the case of talking to other characters, the indicated sequence of chat topic icons are chosen.


A short horizontal line between two or more responses, such as the one above, means only one of the responses is heard at a time, and that the action results in a different response each time it occurs.


Contents

Brainblow City Set

On first arrival

STRONG BAD: {The camera pans away from one of the City Limits signs.} Brainblow City... {The camera view changes to Strong Bad and Coach Z approaching the "city" - rather, the brick wall with a tall painted cardboard stand behind it.) ...a town as hard as steel and twice as gray. She is like a fine lady type... treat her right and she'll make you cupcakes shaped like Cold Ones, but treat her wrong and she'll kick you in the knees, step on your face with a stiletto heel, take your wallet and totally ruin your credit score.
COACH Z: {reluctantly} Yeeaah... your woman scares me. I'll just wait here by the wall where it's safe. You go on ahead!

In extended play

ON-SCREEN CAPTION: Set Tours: Brainblow City
STRONG BAD: Here we are on the set of Brainblow City, the seedy underworld in which Dangeresque 3 takes place. {Looks at the city backdrop} Our modelers spend many halves of hours creating the sets that bring the city to life! Let's take a look around!

Brainblow City

In extended play only
STRONG BAD: This is one of the many matte paintings we used to make the Dangeresque 3 sets seem bigger than they actually are. {Turns to the camera} This one was actually painted by a guy named Matt!

Renaldo

Renaldo → Cutesy Buttons

STRONG BAD: Cutesy Buttons better be ready to fork over several sacks of cash for rescuing her and getting her rainforest formula!
COACH Z: {infaturated} I'd just be happy to get a hug from Marzipan.
STRONG BAD: {annoyed} What?
COACH Z: {distressed} What?! I said nothing!

STRONG BAD: Cutesy Buttons better be ready to fork over several sacks of cash for rescuing her and getting her rainforest formula!
COACH Z: If she doesn't, we'll frame her for a bank robbery and send her up the river!
STRONG BAD: That's kinda harsh!

STRONG BAD: Cutesy Buttons better be ready to fork over several sacks of cash for rescuing her and getting her rainforest formula!
COACH Z: Well, it's not about the money for me, Dangeresque. I just want to be a hero one more time before I retire.
STRONG BAD: You'll always be a hero to me, Renaldo.
COACH Z: {unsettled} ...Uncomfortable...!

STRONG BAD: Cutesy Buttons better be ready to fork over several sacks of cash for rescuing her and getting her rainforest formula!
COACH Z: Don't worry, she's an Environmental Conservationist, I'm sure she's loaded!

Renaldo → Stickanee Flower

STRONG BAD: I heard a rumor that Brainblow City is the only place left in the world where the rare Stickanee Tree can be found.
COACH Z: That's fantastic! That means we won't have to travel the globe for this case like we did back in '91 when we were on the trail of the two-legged man!
STRONG BAD: Yeah, I guess I didn't really think that one through too carefully.

STRONG BAD: You know, this isn't the first time I've come in contact with the rare Stickanee flower.
COACH Z: Are you talking about that girl in Paris again? You've gotta let that go! After all, you ended up leaving her stranded in Cairo!
STRONG BAD: {curiously} You don't think she's still mad about that?
COACH Z: Keep your head in the game, Dangeresque!

Agent Blue

Whale

STRONG BAD: Pssst... Agent W. What's the inside word?
DRIVE-THRU WHALE: Turn around! The terrarium's been flooded!
STRONG BAD: {curiously} Hmmm, yes, I have no idea what that means.

STRONG BAD: The Eagle is in the Pantry...
DRIVE-THRU WHALE: Tame your hunger monster, try our half-hearted taco meal!

DRIVE-THRU WHALE: Please pick up your Le Burger and French Fries and leave the tulip on the counter.
STRONG BAD: Do I get any change?
DRIVE-THRU WHALE: Please, stay the way you are.

DRIVE-THRU WHALE: No more games, I'll take your rock and beat you with it.
STRONG BAD: Come on now, let's not make this personal!

STRONG BAD: Pssst... are you the one they call... Deep Spout?
DRIVE-THRU WHALE: On a sunny day, don't forget to bling out your power tools.
STRONG BAD: {understandingly} Right, of course!

STRONG BAD: Pssst... Code Blue... I need some info.
DRIVE-THRU WHALE: When in Rome, show off whatcha got.
STRONG BAD: But I'm not in Rome!
DRIVE-THRU WHALE: That'll be 2000 Yen.

In extended play

STRONG BAD: Ah, the Drive-Thru Whale. {Pause} I have no idea how this got in the movie. Anyone? No? Ugh, it's probably a union thing.

Nunchuck Gun → Whale

STRONG BAD: {Whips out his nunchuck gun} Put 'em up, dirtbag! {The whale's water spout flies up into the air, then reappears from inside the whale.}

If the spout is bent

STRONG BAD: {Whips out his nunchuck gun} Put 'em up, dirtbag! {The whale's water spout flies off, arcs over and knocks the box off the top of the Photo Booth, then reappears from inside the whale.}

Rock → Whale

{Strong Bad whacks the whale with the rock. The rock stops dead when it makes contact, leaving Strong Bad vibrating in reaction, cartoon-style}
{The whale's spout is now bent at an angle}

Brainblow City Prison

Brainblow City Prison

STRONG BAD: Ah, the old Brainblow City Prison. I can't tell you how many times I've broken in and out of this place. {Turns to the camera} Seriously, I can't tell you. I'm under a gag order from the courts.

In extended play

STRONG BAD: When we came up with the idea for a jail, we knew that Bubs' Concession Stand would be the perfect location. But we were surprised to learn that it actually used to be a tiny prison, and that Bubs was the only inmate!
BUBS: I used to sell foot-long hot dogs with files hidden in 'em to myself!

Diamonocle

First time only

BUBS: Danger-skew!!
STRONG BAD: Listen, Diamonicle... I know you have a grudge against me for locking you up in this joint, but I need to break into some scumbag kidnapper's hideout and you are gonna help me!
BUBS: Relax! Turns out, prison's the best thing that ever happened to me! Getting shivved repeatedly in the yard really puts things into perspective. I'm a new man!
STRONG BAD: Are you sure? I was kind of looking forward to locking you in a cell and beating the answers out of you. I mean a crooked cop's gotta stay bent, right?
BUBS: {bends down} If you want, you can crack me over the head with this bottle of Bull Honkey Sport... {holds up the aforementioned can} Only $3.99 a bottle! "It's like sweatin' on the inside!"
STRONG BAD: {annoyed} Hey, I told you, no product placement!

Second time only

STRONG BAD: I need some info, Diamonicle.
BUBS: I'm your inside man!

In extended play

STRONG BAD: Hey, Bubs! Say "hi" to all the fans out there!
BUBS: I don't do interviews. It's in my contract.
STRONG BAD: What? No! This isn't an interview... it's a documentary!
BUBS: Oh, well that's different. I get time-and-a-half for those!
STRONG BAD: Ohhh.

Diamonicle → Renaldo

STRONG BAD: Good thing Renaldo isn't here right now, he hates to see hardened criminals go all soft serve. Says he's got no respect for tough guys that turn out to be wimps!
BUBS: Where is ol' Fez Head?
STRONG BAD: Ummm... He's waiting back at the brick wall... where it's safe.

Diamonicle → Diamonicle

STRONG BAD: Okay, I have a kidnapping to solve and a hideout to break into. You're gonna have to tell me all your secrets.
BUBS: Now why would I wanna do that?

Diamonicle → Angel

STRONG BAD: Because, like you said, you're a new man! You've even lost a few pounds!
BUBS: {warm-heartedly} Can you really tell?
STRONG BAD: Oh yeah. Your monacle's even looking a little loose!
BUBS: I've already had it taken in twice!

Diamonicle → Devil

Diamonicle → either option

BUBS: Well, OK, I guess I can tell you. Don't let this get out, but I never did any of that stuff myself!
STRONG BAD: {shocked} What?
BUBS: I always hired guys to do that stuff for me! If you want to break into a kidnapper's hideout and rescue the hostage, you're gonna need the two best minds in the business... but you're not gonna like it!
STRONG BAD: {annoyed} Why do people keep telling me that?
BUBS: Both are people from your past. One is an expert kidnapping solver, and the other is the man with the plan!

Diamonicle → Perducci silhouette

STRONG BAD: Who is this "man with the plan"?
BUBS: The "plan" is literally the architectural plans to the kidnapper's hideout. You'll definitely need those for breakin' in purposes! And the "man" is your long time arch enemy... Perducci! {mispronounced as "Per-dookie"}
STRONG BAD: {looks up and waves his fist} PERDUCCI!!!
BUBS: He's set up shop in an abandoned night club on the edge of Brainblow City!
STRONG BAD: If I need any more info, I'll be back.
BUBS: You know where to find me! At least for the next 5 to 10!

Diamonicle → Dadgeresque silhouette

STRONG BAD: Expert Kidnapping Solver... is that even a real job?
BUBS: It used to be. And this man was the best, that is until he got mixed up in a case that he just couldn't solve. It drove him mad! Mad I say!
STRONG BAD: Wait, I thought you said this was someone from my past. I don't know any kidnapping solvers!
BUBS: Oh, you know him more than you know that you know that you know... him... or somethin'. Ask your partner Renaldo, he'll know where to find him!

Diamonicle → Cancel

'This can only be seen if the "expert kidnapping solver" discussion is brought up.

STRONG BAD: Thanks for the info, Diamonicle. Sounds like me and a certain "to be retired sooner than he thinks" partner of mine need to have a little talk.

{Cue wipe transition back to the Brick Wall. Strong Bad had just walked his way back.}

STRONG BAD: So, Renaldo, a little Baron tells me you know something about an expert kidnapping solver.

{Change viewpoint to Coach Z. The sound of wind hitting a microphone can clearly be heard.}

COACH Z: Uh oh. Now, I don't think that's something we should be talking about.

{Change viewpoint back to normal.}

STRONG BAD: I thought we were partners! What are you hiding from me?!

{Change view back to Coach Z. More wind can be heard.}

COACH Z: He's no good for this case, Dangeresque! Forget about him!

{Change viewpoint back to normal.}

STRONG BAD: Who?! Who are you talking about?
COACH Z: YOUR FATHER!
STRONG BAD: Dadgeresque? My father is the kidnapping solver?
COACH Z: Yes, that's why he left you. Because he went mad! He's no help to us.
STRONG BAD: Where is he now?
COACH Z: Last I heard he was wondering around Venice, but-
STRONG BAD: Then pack your bags, Renaldo! We're going to France! {Jump cut} We're going to Italy!

Sign

STRONG BAD: {reading the sign} Visiting hours: not now. {Turns to camera} I'm not really interested in having a face-to-face with guys I sent to the pokey anyway. They do not like it when I call it "the pokey".

STRONG BAD: {reading the sign} Visiting hours: not now. {Turns to camera} Guess that means come back later.

City Limits

City Limits Sign

Either sign
STRONG BAD: I can't go any further in this direction. It's too not dangerous enough for me to bother with.
Sign near the prison
STRONG BAD: Looks like I've reached the Brainblow City Limits. Nothing more this way but desolate wastelands and probably tar pits.
Sign near the car
STRONG BAD: I'm wanted outside Brainblow City for "Undisclothed Violations". If I go beyond this point, I could be shot on sight.

Nunchuck Gun → City Limits Sign

{First time only, and only on the sign near the prison}
STRONG BAD: {pulls out the nunchuck gun} Okay, sign, this is border control. Do you have any fruit to declare? {A bed sheet falls out of the sign} Whoa! That's way better than fruit! {Strong Bad picks it up} Wow! Dangeresque-brand Renaldo bed sheets! They wet themselves so you don't have to!

DangeCar-esque

Cool Car

STRONG BAD: My trusty DangeCar-esque. I've just had all its cool gadgets upgraded to cool cool gadgets! Be patient, my high performance pal, your time to shine will come soon enough! {turns away from the car} Foreshadowing!!

In extended play

STRONG BAD: Originally, the car auto-autopilot was going to have the ability to talk back to me. But when Mr Dee Williams pulled out, we just... you know... it just didn't seem the same any more.
HOMESTAR: {Walking past, singing to the tune of Billie Jean} Billy Dee is not my lover...

Car Chase Scene

Metal Detector

Helicopter Set

Inside

Outside

STRONG BAD: Oh, that is just... nothing. {Walks behind the camera} Strong Sad, I told you to strike the helicopter set! {There is a thump and the camera shakes}
STRONG SAD: Ow! I said I'll get it later!

Shark Pond

Shark Pond

Before Credenza gets put in
STRONG BAD: {looks directly at the water} Man, those sure are some... way under the water sharks!
While Credenza is in the pond
STRONG BAD: Hah! That ought to get Cutesy Buttons' attention!
In extended play
STRONG BAD: The shark pond set also doubles as a lava pit, a pie factory, a piranha sandwich and a curséd kiddie pool.

Plant → Shark Pond

STRONG BAD: Okay, stupid plant. Can you swim? 'Cause you're about to get... WATERED! {Tosses the plant into the pond}

Stickanee Flower → Shark Pond

STRONG BAD: {Holds the flower over the pond} Whoa, those sharks are going crazy over this dumb flower! I wonder if they're vegetarians. I better not get too close, I need this flower. {Puts it away}

Snap Shak

Box

STRONG BAD: {struggles to reach for the box} I can't... quite... reach it...!

Small Rock → Box

STRONG BAD: {Throws the rock at the box. It doesn't move} Well... that was useless.

The Stick

Stickanee Tree

Before the flower gets picked
STRONG BAD: The rare Stickanee. Looks like this was the last flower on the last tree. Good thing I got that Lorax framed for murder!
After the flower gets picked
STRONG BAD: It does look kinda plain now. Just some dead branches hangin' off.

STRONG BAD: {anguished} Oh, what have I done?! In an attempt to save the rainforest I've wiped out an entire forest of tree!

STRONG BAD: You know what? I don't even care. Rare plant extinctor is the 12th profession listed on my business card.
In extended play
STRONG BAD: I know it's impossible to tell, but the rare Stickanee Tree in this movie was actually... a-THE STICK! The Stick spent nine hours a day with a team of seven make-up artists, thirteen puppeteers, and seven... er, key grips, just to complete the illusion.

Diet Cola → Stickanee Tree

{First time only}
STRONG BAD: Here you go, little stick. {Pours cola on the stick, causing it to produce a box of cereal} Whoa! You sprouted a... something!

Formula → Stickanee Tree will have the same effect

Knife → Stickanee Tree

If Strong Bad does not have a branch
STRONG BAD: Don't worry, The Stick, this is gonna hurt me a lot more than it hurts you. Actually, that's a really big lie I just told you right there just now. {Pulls out the knife and swings it past the Stick, producing a branch lying on the ground}
If Strong Bad already has a branch
STRONG BAD: I'm not THAT cruel. No need to hack off another branch when I already have one!

Branch

Cereal Box

STRONG BAD: {Takes the box} This actually looks like a nutritious part of your healthy breakfast, and not at all like a cheap marketing tie-in that has absolutely nothing to do with this movie!

Flower

STRONG BAD: This must be the rare Stickanee flower that Professor Experimento needs for the formula. I'll just carefully remove this last delicate blossom... {takes it}


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