Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Responses (World Locations)

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:'''COACH Z:''' ''{Coach Z spins the camera so he can look at the front}'' No, of course n—
:'''COACH Z:''' ''{Coach Z spins the camera so he can look at the front}'' No, of course n—
:''{Jump cut. Long shot as Dangeresque and Renaldo arrive in Venice}''
:''{Jump cut. Long shot as Dangeresque and Renaldo arrive in Venice}''
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:'''COACH Z:''' Well, here we are... ''{Pause}''
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:'''RENALDO:''' Well, here we are... ''{Pause}''
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Ah, Venice!
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Ah, Venice!
===After solving the lost kidnapping===
===After solving the lost kidnapping===
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, dad, you never believed me, but I did it. I solved the lost kidnapping case that you never could. And I have the proof right here. ''{Gives the newspaper to Senor Cardgage}''
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Well, dad, you never believed me, but I did it. I solved the lost kidnapping case that you never could. And I have the proof right here. ''{Gives the newspaper to Dadgeresque}''
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:'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' Oh, thanks for the recyclables, Angela. Thas will make a pretty good blanketer. ''{Leaves}''
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:'''DADGERESQUE:''' Oh, thanks for the recyclables, Angela. Thas will make a pretty good blanketer. ''{Leaves}''
:'''If Strong Bad has the plans'''
:'''If Strong Bad has the plans'''
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::'''STRONG BAD:''' Er, right, dad. No time to waste! Come on, Renaldo, we're following dad to the kidnapper's hideout! ''{Scene changes to the kidnapper's hideout}''
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::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Er, right, dad. No time to waste! Come on, Renaldo, we're following dad to the kidnapper's hideout! ''{Scene changes to the kidnapper's hideout}''
:'''If Strong Bad does not have the plans'''
:'''If Strong Bad does not have the plans'''
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::'''STRONG BAD:''' Er, right, dad. No time to waste! I'll meet you at the kidnapper's hideout once I get the plans!
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::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Er, right, dad. No time to waste! I'll meet you at the kidnapper's hideout once I get the plans!
===Dadgeresque===
===Dadgeresque===
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey... you.
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hey... you.
====Dadgeresque → Dadgeresque====
====Dadgeresque → Dadgeresque====
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Um, hi, dad. It's me, Dangeresque. I know it's been—
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Um, hi, dad. It's me, Dangeresque. I know it's been—
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:'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' ''{Interrupting}'' Hey, Brethany. Are you came to fetch the dodgers?
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:'''DADGERESQUE:''' ''{Interrupting}'' Hey, Brethany. Are you came to fetch the dodgers?
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Uncertain}'' Um... yeah, dodge. ''{Suddenly confident}'' Yeah, you can't dodge me any more, dad! There's been a kidnapping and—
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Uncertain}'' Um... yeah, dodge. ''{Suddenly confident}'' Yeah, you can't dodge me any more, dad! There's been a kidnapping and—
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:'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' ''{Interrupting}'' No, the kids are all went to the mallvies.
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:'''DADGERESQUE:''' ''{Interrupting}'' No, the kids are all went to the mallvies.
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Yes, yes, the old... er... Malvies Catacombs! Is that where the kidnapping you were never able to solve went down? I'll do it, Dad! I'll finish the case for you, and then you can help me rescue Cutesy Buttons!
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Yes, yes, the old... er... Malvies Catacombs! Is that where the kidnapping you were never able to solve went down? I'll do it, Dad! I'll finish the case for you, and then you can help me rescue Cutesy Buttons!
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:'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' If you go to the store, can you buychase me a cheese burgwich?
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:'''DADGERESQUE:''' If you go to the store, can you buychase me a cheese burgwich?
====Dadgeresque → Dadgeresque → Angel====
====Dadgeresque → Dadgeresque → Angel====
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Anguished}'' Dad! I thought I'd lost you!
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Anguished}'' Dad! I thought I'd lost you!
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:'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' No, I was just on my fiftee-nute break.
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:'''DADGERESQUE:''' No, I was just on my fiftee-nute break.
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Finally, we can be a finally again! Family again!
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Finally, we can be a finally again! Family again!
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:'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' There were some ducks in the wadger, but they lest away, I guess.
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:'''DADGERESQUE:''' There were some ducks in the wadger, but they lest away, I guess.
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Whatever. It's just good to have you back!
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Whatever. It's just good to have you back!
====Dadgeresque → Dadgeresque → Devil====
====Dadgeresque → Dadgeresque → Devil====
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Angry}'' Dad, where have you been all these years?
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Angry}'' Dad, where have you been all these years?
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:'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' Mostly linin' up the doughnuts... I dunno.
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:'''DADGERESQUE:''' Mostly linin' up the doughnuts... I dunno.
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Anguished}'' It hasn't been easy, dad. A kid like me, growing up on the streets. I had to learn to be tough! Do things my way! And I did it all on my own!
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Anguished}'' It hasn't been easy, dad. A kid like me, growing up on the streets. I had to learn to be tough! Do things my way! And I did it all on my own!
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:'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' Okay then, Israel. I could really go for a nice cold marmalade.
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:'''DADGERESQUE:''' Okay then, Israel. I could really go for a nice cold marmalade.
====Dadgeresque → Trinket====
====Dadgeresque → Trinket====
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Gets out the trinket}'' You left me this mysterious trinket before you left, dad. I have to know, what is it?
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Gets out the trinket}'' You left me this mysterious trinket before you left, dad. I have to know, what is it?
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:'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' That's real brootiful, Jennifer. Can I bo-roach it for my prong date?
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:'''DADGERESQUE:''' That's real brootiful, Jennifer. Can I bo-roach it for my prong date?
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Umm... oh, I get it. You can't talk about it now! You never know who might be listening! ''{Puts the trinket away and looks from side to side}''
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Umm... oh, I get it. You can't talk about it now! You never know who might be listening! ''{Puts the trinket away and looks from side to side}''
====Nunchuck gun → Dadgeresque====
====Nunchuck gun → Dadgeresque====
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Whipping out his nunchuck gun}'' Check this thing out! ''{Puts it away}''
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Whipping out his nunchuck gun}'' Check this thing out! ''{Puts it away}''
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:'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' Okay. No thanks for all.
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:'''DADGERESQUE:''' Okay. No thanks for all.
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'll never get your approval, will I, dad? NEVER!
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I'll never get your approval, will I, dad? NEVER!
===Flower===
===Flower===
:'''If left on podium the last time Strong Bad was here'''
:'''If left on podium the last time Strong Bad was here'''
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:''{Strong Bad takes the note with the flower and reads}''
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:''{Dangeresque takes the note with the flower and reads}''
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:'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{Voiceover}'' Dangeresque, how dare you try to make nice with me in the country where we had our first fight? And for your information, my butt STILL does not look like a porcupine wrestling a pineapple! Still hate you, Sultry Buttons. ''{Strong Bad throws the note away}''
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:'''SULTRY BUTTONS:''' ''{voiceover}'' Dangeresque, how dare you try to make nice with me in the country where we had our first fight? And for your information, my butt STILL does not look like a porcupine wrestling a pineapple! Still hate you, Sultry Buttons. ''{Strong Bad throws the note away}''
===Gondola===
===Gondola===
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Fake Italian accent}'' Hey, a-you in the boat-a! Wake up! I have a gelato pizza pasta for you! ''{Normal voice}'' Man, that guy is one heavy sleeper.
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Fake Italian accent}'' Hey, a-you in the boat-a! Wake up! I have a gelato pizza pasta for you! ''{Normal voice}'' Man, that guy is one heavy sleeper.
===Informant===
===Informant===
:'''Only appears after Renaldo gets kidnapped.'''
:'''Only appears after Renaldo gets kidnapped.'''
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:''{First time only}''
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:'''First time only'''
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey you, citizen. I'm looking for some information.
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hey you, citizen. I'm looking for some information.
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:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{Italian accent}'' Bongiorno! I'm known around these parts as Stinky the Peeve. I sense that you are looking for information!
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:'''STINKY THE PEEVE:''' ''{Italian accent}'' Bongiorno! I'm known around these parts as Stinky the Peeve. I sense that you are looking for information!
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, I just said that. And I said no accents!
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Yeah, I just said that. And I said no accents!
:{{short hr}}
:{{short hr}}
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, Peevy Stank!
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hey, Peevy Stank!
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:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{Italian accent}'' Tell me what you want to know.
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:'''STINKY THE PEEVE:''' ''{Italian accent}'' Tell me what you want to know.
====Informant → Informant====
====Informant → Informant====
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' So what are you doin' here? 'Cause I gotta seal this whole place off to search for a fugitive!
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' So what are you doin' here? 'Cause I gotta seal this whole place off to search for a fugitive!
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:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{Italian accent}'' I am a psychic advisor sent here by higher forces to help you in your investiagion.
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:'''STINKY THE PEEVE:''' ''{Italian accent}'' I am a psychic advisor sent here by higher forces to help you in your investiagion.
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Nonplussed}'' Higher forces. Of course.
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Nonplussed}'' Higher forces. Of course.
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:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{Italian accent}'' I am what is called a "touch psychic". Give me any item and I can tell you its significance.
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:'''STINKY THE PEEVE:''' ''{Italian accent}'' I am what is called a "touch psychic". Give me any item and I can tell you its significance.
====Informant → Podium====
====Informant → Podium====
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' What happened to that solidest gold nugget over there that I totally wasn't going to steal?
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' What happened to that solidest gold nugget over there that I totally wasn't going to steal?
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:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{Italian accent}'' My senses tell me that a mysterious woman may have taken it. There's a rumor that a beautiful woman is attempting to steal all the world's greatest treasures.
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:'''STINKY THE PEEVE:''' ''{Italian accent}'' My senses tell me that a mysterious woman may have taken it. There's a rumor that a beautiful woman is attempting to steal all the world's greatest treasures.
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh yeah, these must be the world's SECOND greatest treasures. I already stole all the good ones.
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Oh yeah, these must be the world's SECOND greatest treasures. I already stole all the good ones.
====Informant → Perducci====
====Informant → Perducci====
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm looking for a man who has stolen some very important disks.
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I'm looking for a man who has stolen some very important disks.
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:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{Italian accent}'' These aren't pirated copies of Windows Millenium Edition, are they? Because I don't deal with that kind of—
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:'''STINKY THE PEEVE:''' ''{Italian accent}'' These aren't pirated copies of Windows Millenium Edition, are they? Because I don't deal with that kind of—
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' No, just top secret rocket launch codes to the sun.
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' No, just top secret rocket launch codes to the sun.
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:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{Italian accent}'' Ah, you're looking for Perducci.
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:'''STINKY THE PEEVE:''' ''{Italian accent}'' Ah, you're looking for Perducci.
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Shaking fist}'' PERDUCCI!
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Shaking fist}'' PERDUCCI!
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:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{Italian accent}'' He was here in Venice not too long ago, but has since fled the country. If you have any items that Perducci has touched, I might be able to help you find him!
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:'''STINKY THE PEEVE:''' ''{Italian accent}'' He was here in Venice not too long ago, but has since fled the country. If you have any items that Perducci has touched, I might be able to help you find him!
====Informant → Sultry Buttons====
====Informant → Sultry Buttons====
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm trying to catch a beautiful jewel thief. Got any tips?
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I'm trying to catch a beautiful jewel thief. Got any tips?
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:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{Normal voice}'' Hmm. If you want to impress a lady, try leaving flowers in a place you know she'll be!
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:'''STINKY THE PEEVE:''' ''{Normal voice}'' Hmm. If you want to impress a lady, try leaving flowers in a place you know she'll be!
====Informant → Painting====
====Informant → Painting====
:''{Note that '''Painting → Informant''' has the same effect}''
:''{Note that '''Painting → Informant''' has the same effect}''
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Pulling out the painting}'' What do you make of this?
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Pulling out the painting}'' What do you make of this?
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:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{Italian accent}'' Hmmm... this painting is old. It has sentimental value to Perducci. I see... this painting being stolen by Perducci, in Cairo... some time in 1963.  
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:'''STINKY THE PEEVE:''' ''{Italian accent}'' Hmmm... this painting is old. It has sentimental value to Perducci. I see... this painting being stolen by Perducci, in Cairo... some time in 1963.  
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Wow, Perducci's THAT old? I mean, I guess the creaking rusty hip joints should have given it away, but...
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Wow, Perducci's THAT old? I mean, I guess the creaking rusty hip joints should have given it away, but...
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:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{Italian accent}'' Never underestimate your elders. They tend to surprise you.
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:'''STINKY THE PEEVE:''' ''{Italian accent}'' Never underestimate your elders. They tend to surprise you.
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Putting it away}'' Yeah, but they usually do it with smells.
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Putting it away}'' Yeah, but they usually do it with smells.
====Informant → Cancel====
====Informant → Cancel====
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:''{First time only}''
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:'''First time only'''
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, Stinky, I really should get going.
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Okay, Stinky, I really should get going.
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:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{Italian accent}'' I knew you were going to say that. But before you leave, I should let you know that I have three brothers, located in other countries, that are also willing to help you. They aren't psychics, but they do have unique talents that may be useful.
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:'''STINKY THE PEEVE:''' ''{Italian accent}'' I knew you were going to say that. But before you leave, I should let you know that I have three brothers, located in other countries, that are also willing to help you. They aren't psychics, but they do have unique talents that may be useful.
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' I am trying really hard not to let that disturb me.
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I am trying really hard not to let that disturb me.
:{{short hr}}
:{{short hr}}
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm outta here, Stinkman.
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I'm outta here, Stinkman.
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:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{Italian accent}'' Don't forget to look up any of my three brothers if you need help in other countries.
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:'''STINKY THE PEEVE:''' ''{Italian accent}'' Don't forget to look up any of my three brothers if you need help in other countries.
:{{short hr}}
:{{short hr}}
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' I gotta run. Places to go, Perduccis to bust.
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I gotta run. Places to go, Perduccis to bust.
====Big Knife → Informant====
====Big Knife → Informant====
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Pulling out the knife}'' What do you make of this?
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Pulling out the knife}'' What do you make of this?
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:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{Italian accent}'' This was owned by someone who cared for you very much, but now wishes she could get back those picturesque moments.
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:'''STINKY THE PEEVE:''' ''{Italian accent}'' This was owned by someone who cared for you very much, but now wishes she could get back those picturesque moments.
====Blueprints → Informant====
====Blueprints → Informant====
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Pulling out the blueprints}'' What do you make of this?
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Pulling out the blueprints}'' What do you make of this?
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:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{Italian accent}'' These plans were taken from Perducci by someone much more awesome than he.
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:'''STINKY THE PEEVE:''' ''{Italian accent}'' These plans were taken from Perducci by someone much more awesome than he.
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' That is one hundred percent true.
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' That is one hundred percent true.
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:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{Italian accent}'' It's unclear where Perducci is now, but judging from the whiskey stains, these plans originated in Ireland, laddie.
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:'''STINKY THE PEEVE:''' ''{Italian accent}'' It's unclear where Perducci is now, but judging from the whiskey stains, these plans originated in Ireland, laddie.
:''{Given access to Ireland}''
:''{Given access to Ireland}''
====Diamond and Ruby → Informant====
====Diamond and Ruby → Informant====
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Pulling out the photo}'' What do you make of this?
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Pulling out the photo}'' What do you make of this?
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:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{Italian accent}'' I sense that this was recently stolen. Twice.
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:'''STINKY THE PEEVE:''' ''{Italian accent}'' I sense that this was recently stolen. Twice.
====Romantic Photo → Informant====
====Romantic Photo → Informant====
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Pulling out the photo}'' What do you make of this?
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Pulling out the photo}'' What do you make of this?
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:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{Italian accent}'' I sense that this was a very happy moment for the woman in the photo. She wishes she could re-create this moment.
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:'''STINKY THE PEEVE:''' ''{Italian accent}'' I sense that this was a very happy moment for the woman in the photo. She wishes she could re-create this moment.
====Small Rock → Informant====
====Small Rock → Informant====
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Pulling out the rock}'' What do you make of this?
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Pulling out the rock}'' What do you make of this?
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:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{Italian accent}'' I sense that this rock was used by Perducci to beat Perducci in a game of cards!
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:'''STINKY THE PEEVE:''' ''{Italian accent}'' I sense that this rock was used by Perducci to beat Perducci in a game of cards!
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Wow! That was pretty good! What else ya got?
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Wow! That was pretty good! What else ya got?
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:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{Italian accent}'' I can sense Perducci's presence, but it's not here. This rock originally came to Perducci when it shot out of a volcano in Japan. I feel that he may be on his way back to Tokyo.
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:'''STINKY THE PEEVE:''' ''{Italian accent}'' I can sense Perducci's presence, but it's not here. This rock originally came to Perducci when it shot out of a volcano in Japan. I feel that he may be on his way back to Tokyo.
:''{Given access to Tokyo}''
:''{Given access to Tokyo}''
====Any other item → Informant====
====Any other item → Informant====
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Does THIS mean anyth—
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Does THIS mean anyth—
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:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{Italian accent}'' Don't even bother taking it out. I can already tell you that it's worthless.
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:'''STINKY THE PEEVE:''' ''{Italian accent}'' Don't even bother taking it out. I can already tell you that it's worthless.
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh. Well okay, then.
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Oh. Well okay, then.
===Podium===
===Podium===
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Reading}'' World's solidest gold nugget. ''{Normally}'' Solidest? Well, where is it? I want to steal it!
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Reading}'' World's solidest gold nugget. ''{Normally}'' Solidest? Well, where is it? I want to steal it!
===Renaldo===
===Renaldo===
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' So, Renaldo, what do you make of my dad, Dadgeresque?
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' So, Renaldo, what do you make of my dad, Dadgeresque?
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:'''COACH Z:''' I think he's a lost cause. And I think your choice of casting is gonna cost us the "Best Supporting Dad" award this year!
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:'''RENALDO:''' I think he's a lost cause. ''{breaks character}'' And I think your choice of casting is gonna cost us the "Best Supporting Dad" award this year!
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====Nunchuck Gun → Renaldo====
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Now is not the time for violence! ...Just kidding, any time is a good time for violence, but I have more important things to do right now.
==Ireland==
==Ireland==
===On first arrival===
===On first arrival===
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:''{Shot of The Cheat pressing play on the See Dee Spinner, which then plays an irish jig. The camera abruptly spins down and around to show the Ireland backdrop. Zoom out to show Strong Bad looking at it.}''
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:''{Shot of The Cheat pressing play on the See Dee Spinner, which then plays an Irish jig. The camera abruptly spins down and around to show the Ireland backdrop. Zoom out to show Strong Bad looking at it.}''
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Ireland, and the fresh clean scent of the Irish spring. ''{Music ends}''
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Ireland, and the fresh clean scent of the Irish spring. ''{Music ends}''
===Flower===
===Flower===
:'''If left on podium the last time Strong Bad was here'''
:'''If left on podium the last time Strong Bad was here'''
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:''{Strong Bad takes the note with the flower and reads}''
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:''{Dangeresque takes the note with the flower and reads}''
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:'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{Voiceover}'' Is this some kind of a joke? You leave me a Stickanee flower in the same country where you accidentally blew up my summer cottage on purpose? This is NOT going to make me remember the good times. Hoping you get hit by a truck, Sultry Buttons. ''{Strong Bad throws the note away}''
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:'''SULTRY BUTTONS:''' ''{voiceover}'' Is this some kind of a joke? You leave me a Stickanee flower in the same country where you accidentally blew up my summer cottage on purpose? This is NOT going to make me remember the good times. Hoping you get hit by a truck, Sultry Buttons. ''{DAngeresque throws the note away}''
===Informant===
===Informant===
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm looking for a criminal. Fat guy, dumb-looking mustache... seen anyone like that around here? Other than you, I mean.
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I'm looking for a criminal. Fat guy, dumb-looking mustache... seen anyone like that around here? Other than you, I mean.
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:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{Irish accent}'' It's possible. In my profession, I see a lot of people who fit that description. I'll try to help if I can, laddie.
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:'''CECIL VAN GOUGH:''' ''{Irish accent}'' It's possible. In my profession, I see a lot of people who fit that description. I'll try to help if I can, laddie.
:{{short hr}}
:{{short hr}}
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, art guy. I have some more questions for you.
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hey, art guy. I have some more questions for you.
====Informant → Informant====
====Informant → Informant====
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' You must be one of Stinky's brothers.
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' You must be one of Stinky's brothers.
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:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{Irish accent}'' Aye. My name is Cecil van Gough. I'm a well-respected art critic and collector. If you have any pieces of fine art, I can tell ye their history.
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:'''CECIL VAN GOUGH:''' ''{Irish accent}'' Aye. My name is Cecil van Gough. I'm a well-respected art critic and collector. If you have any pieces of fine art, I can tell ye their history.
====Informant → Podium====
====Informant → Podium====
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' What do you know about the stolen four-leaf thousand dollar bill?
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' What do you know about the stolen four-leaf thousand dollar bill?
:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{Normal accent, monotone}'' Uhh... only that I am not one of his minions.
:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{Normal accent, monotone}'' Uhh... only that I am not one of his minions.
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Is that s— What?
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Is that s— What?
:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{Sotto voce}'' I didn't get the script updates this morning... I'm ad-libbing.
:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{Sotto voce}'' I didn't get the script updates this morning... I'm ad-libbing.
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' CUT!
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' CUT!
:''{A clapper board passes over the screen}''
:''{A clapper board passes over the screen}''
====Informant → Perducci====
====Informant → Perducci====
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Ever hear of a guy named Perducci?
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Ever hear of a guy named Perducci?
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:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{Irish accent}'' Aye. He just tried to sell me a beautiful masterpiece. But I do not deal in stolen goods, so I sent him away. I suspect he may be trying to sell it in Cairo.
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:'''CECIL VAN GOUGH:''' ''{Irish accent}'' Aye. He just tried to sell me a beautiful masterpiece. But I do not deal in stolen goods, so I sent him away. I suspect he may be trying to sell it in Cairo.
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Are you serious? I just missed him AGAIN? Man, I better be earning some frequent fly-guy miles for all this globe-trotting I'm doin'!
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Are you serious? I just missed him AGAIN? Man, I better be earning some frequent fly-guy miles for all this globe-trotting I'm doin'!
:''{Given access to Cairo}''
:''{Given access to Cairo}''
====Informant → Sultry Buttons====
====Informant → Sultry Buttons====
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm trying to catch a beautiful jewel thief. Got any tips?
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I'm trying to catch a beautiful jewel thief. Got any tips?
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:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{Normal voice}'' Hmm. If you want to impress a lady, try leaving flowers in a place you know she'll be!
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:'''CECIL VAN GOUGH:''' ''{Normal voice}'' Hmm. If you want to impress a lady, try leaving flowers in a place you know she'll be!
====Informant → Painting====
====Informant → Painting====
:''{Note that '''Painting → Informant''' has the same effect}''
:''{Note that '''Painting → Informant''' has the same effect}''
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Pulling out the painting}'' Is this painting worth anything?
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Pulling out the painting}'' Is this painting worth anything?
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:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{Irish accent}'' I remember this painting! It was all over the news when it was stolen from the Mummy's Tomb back in 1963!
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:'''CECIL VAN GOUGH:''' ''{Irish accent}'' I remember this painting! It was all over the news when it was stolen from the Mummy's Tomb back in 1963!
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, but I said is it worth anything?
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Yeah, but I said is it worth anything?
:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{Irish accent}'' It's stolen, so ''I'' won't be paying anything for it.
:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{Irish accent}'' It's stolen, so ''I'' won't be paying anything for it.
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Putting it away}'' Then I guess I'm done here.
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Putting it away}'' Then I guess I'm done here.
====Informant → Cancel====
====Informant → Cancel====
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Thanks for your help. Don't go anywhere, I may have some more questions.
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Thanks for your help. Don't go anywhere, I may have some more questions.
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:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{Irish accent}'' You know where to find me.
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:'''CECIL VAN GOUGH:''' ''{Irish accent}'' You know where to find me.
====Romantic Photo → Informant====
====Romantic Photo → Informant====
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Pulling out the photo}'' What do you make of this?
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Pulling out the photo}'' What do you make of this?
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:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{Irish accent}'' It's a lovely photo of the rare Stickanee flower, but it's not really what I would call art.
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:'''CECIL VAN GOUGH:''' ''{Irish accent}'' It's a lovely photo of the rare Stickanee flower, but it's not really what I would call art.
====Certain items → Informant====
====Certain items → Informant====
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm not gonna embarrass myself by trying to pass THAT off as a piece of art!
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I'm not gonna embarrass myself by trying to pass THAT off as a piece of art!
===Podium===
===Podium===
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Reading}'' The rare four-leaf thousand dollar bill! ''{Normally}'' Whoa. I busted up a ring of counterfeit THREE-leaf thousand dollar bills before, but I've never seen a four-leaf one! And I've STILL never seen one, because it's been stolen by Sultry Buttons.
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Reading}'' The rare four-leaf thousand dollar bill! ''{Normally}'' Whoa. I busted up a ring of counterfeit THREE-leaf thousand dollar bills before, but I've never seen a four-leaf one! And I've STILL never seen one, because it's been stolen by Sultry Buttons.
==Cairo==
==Cairo==
===On first arrival===
===On first arrival===
:''{Panning shot of the Cairo backdrop}''
:''{Panning shot of the Cairo backdrop}''
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Cairo. The driest city in the world. Land of the mysterious desert pyramids. ''{The backdrop starts to fall over. Jump cut, and it's suddenly upright again, with The Cheat holding it up. Rapid pan over to Strong Bad.}'' I wonder if I'll find Perducci here?
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Cairo. The driest city in the world. Land of the mysterious desert pyramids. ''{The backdrop starts to fall over. Jump cut, and it's suddenly upright again, with The Cheat holding it up. Rapid pan over to Strong Bad.}'' I wonder if I'll find Perducci here?
===Flower===
===Flower===
:'''If left on podium the last time Strong Bad was here'''
:'''If left on podium the last time Strong Bad was here'''
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:''{Strong Bad takes the note with the flower and reads}''
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:''{Dangeresque takes the note with the flower and reads}''
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:'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{Voiceover}'' Dangeresque, you aren't really trying to win me back in the country where we first tasted celery soda. I mean, I guess it wasn't that bad, but it wasn't good either. They say it's an acquired taste, but... anyway, this place doesn't really hold any fond memories for me. I'll kill you in your sleep, Sultry Buttons. ''{Strong Bad throws the note away}''
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:'''SULTRY BUTTONS:''' ''{voiceover}'' Dangeresque, you aren't really trying to win me back in the country where we first tasted celery soda. I mean, I guess it wasn't that bad, but it wasn't good either. They say it's an acquired taste, but... anyway, this place doesn't really hold any fond memories for me. I'll kill you in your sleep, Sultry Buttons. ''{Dangeresque throws the note away}''
===Informant===
===Informant===
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Don't tell me, you're another one of Stinky's brothers. Geez, how many of you guys ARE there?
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Don't tell me, you're another one of Stinky's brothers. Geez, how many of you guys ARE there?
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:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{New York accent}'' Four all together. Now, did you come to do business? If not, then get lost.
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:'''MOVING MAN:''' ''{New York accent}'' Four all together. Now, did you come to do business? If not, then get lost.
:{{short hr}}
:{{short hr}}
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, mole guy.
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hey, mole guy.
====Informant → Informant====
====Informant → Informant====
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' You've got a real attitude, pal. I like that. So what's your story?
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' You've got a real attitude, pal. I like that. So what's your story?
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:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{New York accent}'' Well, since you know my brudder, they call me the Moving Man. I'm a professional fence. You got some moichandise that you obtained through questionable means, get it to me and I can move it for yas.
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:'''MOVING MAN:''' ''{New York accent}'' Well, since you know my brudder, they call me the Moving Man. I'm a professional fence. You got some moichandise that you obtained through questionable means, get it to me and I can move it for yas.
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'll keep that in mind if I ever want to do any... "spring cleaning" in my office.
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I'll keep that in mind if I ever want to do any... "spring cleaning" in my office.
====Informant → Podium====
====Informant → Podium====
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm sure you're aware that Sultry Buttons has stolen the Purple Nose of Cairo.
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I'm sure you're aware that Sultry Buttons has stolen the Purple Nose of Cairo.
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:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{New York accent}'' Yeah, and it is a great loss to the country, but a possible great profit ta me!
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:'''MOVING MAN:''' ''{New York accent}'' Yeah, and it is a great loss to the country, but a possible great profit ta me!
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Really? A purple nose?
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Really? A purple nose?
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:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{New York accent}'' If you scratch it, it smells like boysenberries!
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:'''MOVING MAN:''' ''{New York accent}'' If you scratch it, it smells like boysenberries!
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' It's a scratch 'n' sniff treasure?
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It's a scratch 'n' sniff treasure?
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:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{New York accent}'' Yup.
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:'''MOVING MAN:''' ''{New York accent}'' Yup.
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Well... actually that IS pretty cool.
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Well... actually that IS pretty cool.
====Informant → Perducci====
====Informant → Perducci====
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' In your line of work, you must have connections to Perducci. Is he here in Cairo?
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' In your line of work, you must have connections to Perducci. Is he here in Cairo?
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:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{New York accent}'' Oh yeah, I know Perducci. He and I go way back. But you won't find him in Cairo. I just sent him off to Tokyo to move some counterfeit movie tie-in moichandise.
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:'''MOVING MAN:''' ''{New York accent}'' Oh yeah, I know Perducci. He and I go way back. But you won't find him in Cairo. I just sent him off to Tokyo to move some counterfeit movie tie-in moichandise.
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' So THAT'S where all that cheap junk is coming from.
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' So THAT'S where all that cheap junk is coming from.
====Informant → Sultry Buttons====
====Informant → Sultry Buttons====
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm trying to catch a beautiful jewel thief. Got any tips?
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I'm trying to catch a beautiful jewel thief. Got any tips?
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:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{Normal voice}'' Hmm. If you want to impress a lady, try leaving flowers in a place you know she'll be!
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:'''MOVING MAN:''' ''{Normal voice}'' Hmm. If you want to impress a lady, try leaving flowers in a place you know she'll be!
====Informant → Painting====
====Informant → Painting====
:''{Note that '''Painting → Informant''' has the same effect}''
:''{Note that '''Painting → Informant''' has the same effect}''
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Pulling out the painting}'' Take a look at this painting. Anyone ever try to move this thing through you?
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Pulling out the painting}'' Take a look at this painting. Anyone ever try to move this thing through you?
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:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{New York accent}'' Yeah, I remember Perducci stole this thing from the Mummy's Tomb one Fall, a long time ago!
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:'''MOVING MAN:''' ''{New York accent}'' Yeah, I remember Perducci stole this thing from the Mummy's Tomb one Fall, a long time ago!
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' You remember it being in the fall?
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' You remember it being in the fall?
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:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{New York accent}'' Yeah, well, business is slow in the fall. Something like that painting comes through and you remember it.
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:'''MOVING MAN:''' ''{New York accent}'' Yeah, well, business is slow in the fall. Something like that painting comes through and you remember it.
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Putting it away}'' Then I guess I'm done here.
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Putting it away}'' Then I guess I'm done here.
====Informant → Cancel====
====Informant → Cancel====
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' I've heard enough. But if ya ever run into someone needing to get rid of some stolen jet pack boots, you know who to call!
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I've heard enough. But if ya ever run into someone needing to get rid of some stolen jet pack boots, you know who to call!
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:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{New York accent}'' Sure, and if you happen to run into any of my three brudders, give them a big hug fer me.
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:'''MOVING MAN:''' ''{New York accent}'' Sure, and if you happen to run into any of my three brudders, give them a big hug fer me.
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, I'm not gonna do that.
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Yeah, I'm not gonna do that.
:{{short hr}}
:{{short hr}}
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Stay outta trouble, or I'll be back for ya!
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Stay outta trouble, or I'll be back for ya!
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====Romantic Photo → Informant====
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====Diamond or Ruby → Informant====
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Pulling out the photo}'' What do you make of this?
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' What can I get for this?
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:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{Irish accent}'' It's a lovely photo of the rare Stickanee flower, but it's not really what I would call art.
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:'''MOVING MAN:''' Hmm... I'll give you five bucks for it!
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' But it's a priceless gem!
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:'''MOVING MAN:''' Take it or leave it.
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I'll leave it. ''{Puts the gem away}'' But I do admire your underhanded corruptitude.
====Certain items → Informant====
====Certain items → Informant====
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Turns to the camera}'' Nah, I'd rather keep THAT for myself.
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Turns to the camera}'' Nah, I'd rather keep THAT for myself.
===Podium===
===Podium===
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Reading}'' The Purple Nose of Cairo? ''{Normally}'' That's a weird one. I think I'll let Sultry Buttons keep that one.
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Reading}'' The Purple Nose of Cairo? ''{Normally}'' That's a weird one. I think I'll let Sultry Buttons keep that one.
===Pyramids===
===Pyramids===
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Man, check out those pyramids! So pointy! And those sphinx...es! Just, like, laying <!--sic--> out in the sun like that. They are probably like, "man, it's all hot out here, I'm just gonna lay <!--sic--> down for a minute." But then they fall asleep and get covered with sand and have to stay that way! And then, their freakin' noses fall off! That's rough, man. That's gangsta.
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Man, check out those pyramids! So pointy! And those sphinx...es! Just, like, laying <!--sic--> out in the sun like that. They are probably like, "man, it's all hot out here, I'm just gonna lay <!--sic--> down for a minute." But then they fall asleep and get covered with sand and have to stay that way! And then, their freakin' noses fall off! That's rough, man. That's gangsta.
==Tokyo==
==Tokyo==
===On first arrival===
===On first arrival===
:''{The camera focuses on a cardboard stand depicting Mount Fuji. Authentic music plays.}''
:''{The camera focuses on a cardboard stand depicting Mount Fuji. Authentic music plays.}''
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Japan. Wow, this place looks SO different from any other country I've visited! So different!
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Japan. Wow, this place looks SO different from any other country I've visited! So different!
===Flower===
===Flower===
:'''If left on podium the last time Strong Bad was here'''
:'''If left on podium the last time Strong Bad was here'''
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:''{Strong Bad takes the note with the flower and reads}''
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:''{Dangeresque takes the note with the flower and reads}''
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:'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{Voiceover}'' Nice flower, Dangeresque. Too bad this is the country where you decided your speedboat couldn't take my weight and left me to face the Old Polish Navy alone. A sensitive person would be more sentimental! Thinking about kicking your face, Sultry Buttons. ''{Strong Bad throws the note away}''
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:'''SULTRY BUTTONS:''' ''{voiceover}'' Nice flower, Dangeresque. Too bad this is the country where you decided your speedboat couldn't take my weight and left me to face the Old Polish Navy alone. A sensitive person would be more sentimental! Thinking about kicking your face, Sultry Buttons. ''{Dangeresque throws the note away}''
===Informant===
===Informant===
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:'''STRONG SAD:''' Psst... Are you Dangeresque?
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:'''STOOLEY RAT WEASEL:''' Psst... Are you Dangeresque?
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' I see my legend preceeds me.
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I see my legend preceeds me.
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:'''STRONG SAD:''' My brother said to expect you. Do you have any questions for me?
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:'''STOOLEY RAT WEASEL:''' My brother said to expect you. Do you have any questions for me?
:{{short hr}}
:{{short hr}}
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Yo, Stooley.
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Yo, Stooley.
====Informant &rarr; Informant====
====Informant &rarr; Informant====
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' So, who are you supposed to be?
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' So, who are you supposed to be?
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:'''STRONG SAD:''' Just call me Stooley Rat Weasel.
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:'''STOOLEY RAT WEASEL:''' Just call me Stooley Rat Weasel.
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Only if you pay me.
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Only if you pay me.
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:'''STRONG SAD:''' I'm a double agent working to gather info for both sides. If you have anything that you need information on, just show it to me.
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:'''STOOLEY RAT WEASEL:''' I'm a double agent working to gather info for both sides. If you have anything that you need information on, just show it to me.
====Informant &rarr; Podium====
====Informant &rarr; Podium====
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' What do you know about the Swollen Jade Tick?
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' What do you know about the Swollen Jade Tick?
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:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{Irish accent}'' Ah, a rare and beautiful treasure! They say it was pulled from the backside of an ancient jade elephant!
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:'''STOOLEY RAT WEASEL:''' ''{Irish accent}'' Ah, a rare and beautiful treasure! They say it was pulled from the backside of an ancient jade elephant!
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, okay, stop talking, stop talking!
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Okay, okay, stop talking, stop talking!
====Informant &rarr; Perducci====
====Informant &rarr; Perducci====
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm looking for a fugitive named Perducci. That name mean anything to you?
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I'm looking for a fugitive named Perducci. That name mean anything to you?
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:'''STRONG SAD:''' Yeah, I know Perducci. I've been gathering intel on him for years! He was here not long ago, you just missed him! My sources say he may be heading to a safe house in Paris!
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:'''STOOLEY RAT WEASEL:''' Yeah, I know Perducci. I've been gathering intel on him for years! He was here not long ago, you just missed him! My sources say he may be heading to a safe house in Paris!
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Ah, the old "safe house in Paris" gimmick. I should have known!
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Ah, the old "safe house in Paris" gimmick. I should have known!
====Informant &rarr; Sultry Buttons====
====Informant &rarr; Sultry Buttons====
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm trying to catch a beautiful jewel thief. Got any tips?
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I'm trying to catch a beautiful jewel thief. Got any tips?
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:'''STRONG SAD:''' Hmm. If you want to impress a lady, try leaving flowers in a place you know she'll be!
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:'''STOOLEY RAT WEASEL:''' Hmm. If you want to impress a lady, try leaving flowers in a place you know she'll be!
====Informant &rarr; Painting====
====Informant &rarr; Painting====
:''{Note that '''Painting &rarr; Informant''' has the same effect}''
:''{Note that '''Painting &rarr; Informant''' has the same effect}''
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{pulls out the painting}'' Hey, ya got any intel on this baby?
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{pulls out the painting}'' Hey, ya got any intel on this baby?
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:'''STRONG SAD:''' Of course. Perducci and I worked together to steal this from an ANCIENT TEMPLE in JAPAN.
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:'''STOOLEY RAT WEASEL:''' Of course. Perducci and I worked together to steal this from an ANCIENT TEMPLE in JAPAN.
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Can that information help me find him now?
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Can that information help me find him now?
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:'''STRONG SAD:''' I don't think so.
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:'''STOOLEY RAT WEASEL:''' I don't think so.
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{puts the painting away}'' Well, that's no fun.
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{puts the painting away}'' Well, that's no fun.
====Informant &rarr; Cancel====
====Informant &rarr; Cancel====
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Keep on playin' both sides, Rat Weezy.
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Keep on playin' both sides, Rat Weezy.
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:'''STRONG SAD:''' Don't worry about me. And if you need any more help in your travels, just look up any of my three brothers!
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:'''STOOLEY RAT WEASEL:''' Don't worry about me. And if you need any more help in your travels, just look up any of my three brothers!
====Small Rock &rarr; Informant====
====Small Rock &rarr; Informant====
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Pulling out the rock}'' What do you make of this?
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Pulling out the rock}'' What do you make of this?
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:'''STRONG SAD:''' It's a rock!
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:'''STOOLEY RAT WEASEL:''' It's a rock!
====Certain items &rarr; Informant====
====Certain items &rarr; Informant====
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Turns to camera}'' Hmmm. If this guy is a double agent, I probably shouldn't be showing him everything I have. Just the stuff that might lead me to Perducci!
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Turns to camera}'' Hmmm. If this guy is a double agent, I probably shouldn't be showing him everything I have. Just the stuff that might lead me to Perducci!
===Metal Detector===
===Metal Detector===
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Somewhere out there, there's a bullet with my name on it. ''{Finds a bullet}'' But not this one. This one's been monogrammed by ''{Shaking fist}'' Perducci!
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Somewhere out there, there's a bullet with my name on it. ''{Finds a bullet}'' But not this one. This one's been monogrammed by ''{Shaking fist}'' Perducci!
===Podium===
===Podium===
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{reading}'' "The Swollen Jade Tick". I'm glad this one was stolen. Ticks BUG me. ''{grins at his joke}'' They TICK me off. ''{chuckles under his breath}'' They really SUCK. ''{Laughs, and sheepishly glances at camera}'' Right... comic relief?
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{reading}'' "The Swollen Jade Tick". I'm glad this one was stolen. Ticks BUG me. ''{grins at his joke}'' They TICK me off. ''{chuckles under his breath}'' They really SUCK. ''{Laughs, and sheepishly glances at camera}'' Right... comic relief?
==Paris==
==Paris==
===On first arrival===
===On first arrival===
:''{The camera pans down an Eiffel Tower backdrop.}''
:''{The camera pans down an Eiffel Tower backdrop.}''
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Paris. The city of romance. Many a hearts and winds I have broken here.
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Paris. The city of romance. Many a hearts and winds I have broken here.
===Flower===
===Flower===
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:''{Strong Bad takes the note with the flower and reads}''
:''{Strong Bad takes the note with the flower and reads}''
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:'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{voiceover}'' My dear Dangeresque, a Stickanee flower in Paris... it brings back memories of the good times. Like that time we tried to assassinate the Emperor of Toothpaste while he was on vacation. But I guess you got here just as I was leaving. Maybe next time you'll arrive before me. ''{Strong Bad throws the note away}''
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:'''SULTRY BUTTONS:''' ''{voiceover}'' My dear Dangeresque, a Stickanee flower in Paris... it brings back memories of the good times. Like that time we tried to assassinate the Emperor of Toothpaste while he was on vacation. But I guess you got here just as I was leaving. Maybe next time you'll arrive before me. ''{Dangeresque throws the note away}''
===Informant===
===Informant===
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey you, have you seen&mdash;
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hey you, have you seen&mdash;
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:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{Interrupting}'' You are troubled with father issues. This has made it hard for you to define which side of the law you are on, and why you choose to work alone. Except when you work with your partner.
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:'''PROFILER:''' ''{Interrupting, Indian accent}'' You are troubled with father issues. This has made it hard for you to define which side of the law you are on, and why you choose to work alone. Except when you work with your partner.
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Which is all the time.
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Which is all the time.
====Informant &rarr; Informant====
====Informant &rarr; Informant====
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' What are you, another psychic?
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' What are you, another psychic?
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:'''STRONG SAD:''' I'm a psychological profiler. I can give you a psychological profile of a person just by evaluating their belongings.
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:'''PROFILER:''' ''{Indian accent}'' I'm a psychological profiler. I can give you a psychological profile of a person just by evaluating their belongings.
====Informant &rarr; Podium====
====Informant &rarr; Podium====
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Did you see a woman come through here and steal a ginormous diamond?
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Did you see a woman come through here and steal a ginormous diamond?
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:'''STRONG SAD:''' Um, nope. Not that I know of.
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:'''PROFILER:''' ''{Indian accent}'' Um, nope. Not that I know of.
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' What? Aren't you supposed to know everything about the seedy criminal activity around here?
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' What? Aren't you supposed to know everything about the seedy criminal activity around here?
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:'''STRONG SAD:''' I'm sure if there was anyone around here fitting a criminal profile, I would know about it.
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:'''PROFILER:''' ''{Indian accent}'' I'm sure if there was anyone around here fitting a criminal profile, I would know about it.
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Look, there's a big empty pedestal over there that previously displayed something I wanted to take! I mean, protake! Protect!
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Look, there's a big empty pedestal over there that previously displayed something I wanted to take! I mean, protake! Protect!
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:'''STRONG SAD:''' Sorry, must not have been very important.
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:'''PROFILER:''' ''{Indian accent}'' Sorry, must not have been very important.
====Informant &rarr; Perducci====
====Informant &rarr; Perducci====
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm looking for a man named Perducci. ''{Shakes his fist}''
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I'm looking for a man named Perducci. ''{Shakes his fist}''
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:'''STRONG SAD:''' Well, what can you tell me about him?
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:'''PROFILER:''' ''{Indian accent}'' Well, what can you tell me about him?
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hmm... he's fat, wears a blue suit, dumb hat, crusty white beard and mustache... and smells a bit like peppermint and gravy.
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hmm... he's fat, wears a blue suit, dumb hat, crusty white beard and mustache... and smells a bit like peppermint and gravy.
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:'''STRONG SAD:''' This sounds like desperate man! He's frightened, and may have gone into hiding.
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:'''PROFILER:''' ''{Indian accent}'' This sounds like desperate man! He's frightened, and may have gone into hiding.
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' So how can I find him?
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' So how can I find him?
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:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{Irish accent}'' He's probably trying to blend into the crowd. Perhaps in a place where EVERYONE wears funny hats and smells a bit minty.
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:'''PROFILER:''' ''{Indian accent}'' He's probably trying to blend into the crowd. Perhaps in a place where EVERYONE wears funny hats and smells a bit minty.
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Sooo... Ireland?
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Sooo... Ireland?
====Informant &rarr; Sultry Buttons====
====Informant &rarr; Sultry Buttons====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm trying to catch a beautiful jewel thief. Got any tips?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm trying to catch a beautiful jewel thief. Got any tips?
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:'''STRONG SAD:''' Hmm. If you want to impress a lady, try leaving flowers in a place you know she'll be!
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:'''PROFILER:''' Hmm. If you want to impress a lady, try leaving flowers in a place you know she'll be!
====Informant &rarr; Painting====
====Informant &rarr; Painting====
:''{Note that '''Painting &rarr; Informant''' has the same effect}''
:''{Note that '''Painting &rarr; Informant''' has the same effect}''
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{pulls out the painting}'' What can you tell me about a man who would steal something like this?
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{pulls out the painting}'' What can you tell me about a man who would steal something like this?
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:'''STRONG SAD:''' Oh, my! That's... well, anyone who steals that is highly disturbed! Strangely, that same painting appears in an old case file of mine I wrote way back in the Fall of 1963.
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:'''PROFILER:''' ''{Indian accent}'' Oh, my! That's... well, anyone who steals that is highly disturbed! Strangely, that same painting appears in an old case file of mine I wrote way back in the Fall of 1963.
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{puts the photo away}'' Wow, that IS a coincidence!
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{puts the photo away}'' Wow, that IS a coincidence!
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====Large Knife &rarr; Blueprints====
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====Blueprints &rarr; Informant====
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Pulling out the blueprints}'' What do you make of this?
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Pulling out the blueprints}'' What do you make of this?
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:'''STRONG SAD:''' A man who keeps blueprints is a man who always knows where to hide.
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:'''PROFILER:''' ''{Indian accent}'' A man who keeps blueprints is a man who always knows where to hide.
====Large Knife &rarr; Informant====
====Large Knife &rarr; Informant====
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Pulling out the knife}'' What do you make of this?
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Pulling out the knife}'' What do you make of this?
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:'''STRONG SAD:''' The person who uses this as a weapon is very dangerous. ''{Sniffs}'' And wears French perfume.
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:'''PROFILER:''' ''{Indian accent}'' The person who uses this as a weapon is very dangerous. ''{Sniffs}'' And wears French perfume.
====Small Rock &rarr; Informant====
====Small Rock &rarr; Informant====
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Pulling out the rock}'' What do you make of this?
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Pulling out the rock}'' What do you make of this?
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:'''STRONG SAD:''' Hmm... it seems to be covered in soy sauce, probably a messy eater.
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:'''PROFILER:''' ''{Indian accent}'' Hmm... it seems to be covered in soy sauce, probably a messy eater.
====Certain items &rarr; Informant====
====Certain items &rarr; Informant====
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Turns to camera}'' I don't want this guy lookin' at too much of my stuff. Nobody profiles Dangeresque!
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Turns to camera}'' I don't want this guy lookin' at too much of my stuff. Nobody profiles Dangeresque!
===Podium===
===Podium===
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{reading}'' The Diamond-Tipped Diamond. ''{Normally}'' I heard this thing can cut through just about every material known to man! It's probably what Sultry Buttons used to cut through the security glass to steal it... somehow.
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{reading}'' The Diamond-Tipped Diamond. ''{Normally}'' I heard this thing can cut through just about every material known to man! It's probably what Sultry Buttons used to cut through the security glass to steal it... somehow.
===Sultry Buttons===
===Sultry Buttons===
:'''Only appears if the Stickanee flower was left on the podium the last time Strong Bad was here'''
:'''Only appears if the Stickanee flower was left on the podium the last time Strong Bad was here'''
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' I knew you couldn't stay away.
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I knew you couldn't stay away.
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:'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{Holding up the flower}'' A Stickanee flower? In Paris? You do care!
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:'''SULTRY BUTTONS:''' ''{Holding up the flower}'' A Stickanee flower? In Paris? You do care!
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' You know it, baby. Dangeresque NEVER forgets his special lady, baby.
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' You know it, baby. Dangeresque NEVER forgets his special lady, baby.
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:'''MARZIPAN:''' Do you mean it? ''{Turns away}'' I WON'T have my heart broken again.
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:'''SULTRY BUTTONS:''' Do you mean it? ''{Turns away}'' I WON'T have my heart broken again.
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Of course! Why, I'd shower you with gems, if I had any.
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Of course! Why, I'd shower you with gems, if I had any.
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:'''MARZIPAN:''' Ooh, I have some! ''{Turns back and holds up the ruby and the diamond}'' Take mine!
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:'''SULTRY BUTTONS:''' Ooh, I have some! ''{Turns back and holds up the ruby and the diamond}'' Take mine!
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh no, I couldn't&mdash; well okay. ''{Takes them}''
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Oh no, I couldn't&mdash; well okay. ''{Takes them}''
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:'''MARZIPAN:''' So go ahead! Shower me with priceless jewels!
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:'''SULTRY BUTTONS:''' So go ahead! Shower me with priceless jewels!
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Not here, my sweet. Meet me in Hawai'i at sunrise.
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Not here, my sweet. Meet me in Hawai'i at sunrise.
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:'''MARZIPAN:''' How romantic! Don't keep me waiting. ''{Leaves}''
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:'''SULTRY BUTTONS:''' How romantic! Don't keep me waiting. ''{Leaves}''
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Well THAT'S somewhere I'm never going to go. I gotta get this ruby back to Professor Experimento! And I guess I should hang on to these other rare gems as well. You know, for safe keeping... in a sock... under my bed.
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Well THAT'S somewhere I'm never going to go. I gotta get this ruby back to Professor Experimento! And I guess I should hang on to these other rare gems as well. You know, for safe keeping... in a sock... under my bed.
====Nunchuck Gun &rarr; Sultry Buttons====
====Nunchuck Gun &rarr; Sultry Buttons====
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Whipping out the nunchuck gun}'' Hold it right there, lady!
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Whipping out the nunchuck gun}'' Hold it right there, lady!
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:'''MARZIPAN:''' Don't shoot!
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:'''SULTRY BUTTONS:''' Don't shoot!
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Give me one good reason not to!
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Give me one good reason not to!
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:'''MARZIPAN:''' Because I love you, Dangeresque!
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:'''SULTRY BUTTONS:''' Because I love you, Dangeresque!
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Puts the nunchuck gun away}'' Of course you do, baby. But like I told you before, Dangeresque is here for ALL the ladies to enjoy.
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Puts the nunchuck gun away}'' Of course you do, baby. But like I told you before, Dangeresque is here for ALL the ladies to enjoy.
==General==
==General==
===After encountering Sultry Buttons at the Secret Lab===
===After encountering Sultry Buttons at the Secret Lab===
:'''If the podium is empty'''
:'''If the podium is empty'''
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::''{Sultry Buttons is standing by the podium. After a pause, she walks away, just as Strong Bad comes running up}''
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::''{Sultry Buttons is standing by the podium. After a pause, she walks away, just as Dangeresque comes running up}''
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::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{every other time a city is entered}'' Wait, Sultry! Man, I gotta find a way to get here before she leaves.
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::'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{every other time a city is entered}'' Wait, Sultry! Man, I gotta find a way to get here before she leaves.
:'''If the Stickanee flower is on the podium, every location save Paris'''
:'''If the Stickanee flower is on the podium, every location save Paris'''
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::'''STRONG BAD:''' Ah-ha! I'm finally in time to catch up with Sultry Buttons! But she doesn't look very happy. Maybe I should wait until she leaves.
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::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Ah-ha! I'm finally in time to catch up with Sultry Buttons! But she doesn't look very happy. Maybe I should wait until she leaves.
===In extended play===
===In extended play===
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====At intervals while in scene====
====At intervals while in scene====
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:'''STRONG SAD:''' Something I can help you with, stranger?
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:'''INFORMANT:''' Something I can help you with, stranger?
:{{short hr}}
:{{short hr}}
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:'''STRONG SAD:''' Hey, over here.
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:'''INFORMANT:''' Hey, over here.
:{{short hr}}
:{{short hr}}
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:'''STRONG SAD:''' Psst. You need some information?
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:'''INFORMANT:''' Psst. You need some information?
====After speaking to all five Informants====
====After speaking to all five Informants====
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:''{First time only}''
:''{First time only}''
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' I can't believe I haven't found Perducci! yet. I've already been to five different countries and talked to five of these stupid five of these stupid brothers! But wait! Stinky said he only had THREE brothers! Something is fishy. One of these guys is lying, and when I figure out who it is, I'm gonna pull out my trusty nunchuck gun, ''{pulls out the gun}'' poke it into their doughy belly, and nunchuck gun the crap out of them until they give up the info I need! ''{Puts the gun away}'' Noone protects Perducci! in my town and gets away with it!
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I can't believe I haven't found Perducci! yet. I've already been to five different countries and talked to five of these stupid brothers! But wait! Stinky said he only had THREE brothers! Something is fishy. One of these guys is lying, and when I figure out who it is, I'm gonna pull out my trusty nunchuck gun, ''{pulls out the gun}'' poke it into their doughy belly, and nunchuck gun the crap out of them until they give up the info I need! ''{Puts the gun away}'' No one protects Perducci! in my town and gets away with it!
:{{short hr}}
:{{short hr}}
:''{Second time only}''
:''{Second time only}''
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Imitating a phone}'' Bring! ''{Pulls out the VCR}'' Hang on, I gotta take this. ''{Into the VCR}'' You got Dangeresque. Who is this?
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Imitating a phone}'' Bring! ''{Pulls out the VCR}'' Hang on, I gotta take this. ''{Into the VCR}'' You got Dangeresque. Who is this?
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:'''BUBS:''' ''{voiceover}'' Danger-skew! I just got an important tip concerning Perducci! Apparently he's passing himself off as some kind of underwoild informant!
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:'''BARON DARIN DIAMONOCLE:''' ''{voiceover}'' Danger-skew! I just got an important tip concerning Perducci! Apparently he's passing himself off as some kind of underwoild informant!
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Informant? I just brutally interrogated a bunch of those guys!
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Informant? I just brutally interrogated a bunch of those guys!
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:'''BUBS:''' ''{voiceover}'' Well, find out which one's been lying to you! That's your guy!
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:'''BARON DARIN DIAMONOCLE:''' ''{voiceover}'' Well, find out which one's been lying to you! That's your guy!
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Thanks for the tip, Diamonocle.
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Thanks for the tip, Diamonocle.
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:'''BUBS:''' ''{voiceover}'' And here's another tip: If you need that extra boost of energy but don't want all the sugar, Diet Bull Honkey brand Caffienergy Sauce is&mdash; ''{Strong Bad hangs up the VCR}''
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:'''BUBS:''' ''{voiceover, breaking character}'' And here's another tip: If you need that extra boost of energy but don't want all the sugar, Diet Bull Honkey brand Caffienergy Sauce is&mdash; ''{Dangeresque hangs up the VCR}''
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Pulls out the nunchuck gun}'' Looks like the zookeeper's gotta clear the muffins outta the pantry!
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Pulls out the nunchuck gun}'' Looks like the zookeeper's gotta clear the muffins outta the pantry!
====Nunchuck Gun &rarr; Informant====
====Nunchuck Gun &rarr; Informant====
:'''Before speaking to all the Informants, and then after unveiling Perducci'''
:'''Before speaking to all the Informants, and then after unveiling Perducci'''
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::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Pulling out the nunchuck gun}'' Freeze, dirt scum!
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::'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Pulling out the nunchuck gun}'' Freeze, dirt scum!
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::'''STRONG SAD:''' What? What did I do?
+
::'''INFORMANT:''' What? What did I do?
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::'''STRONG BAD:''' Ah, nothing. I just love doing that.
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::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Ah, nothing. I just love doing that.
::{{short hr}}
::{{short hr}}
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::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Pulling out the nunchuck gun}'' Don't move, scumbag... butt!
+
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Pulling out the nunchuck gun}'' Don't move, scumbag... butt!
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::'''STRONG SAD:''' I'm NOT moving.
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::'''INFORMANT:''' I'm NOT moving.
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::'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay. Very good.
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::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Okay. Very good.
:'''After the ''After speaking to all five Informants'' sequence above has played'''
:'''After the ''After speaking to all five Informants'' sequence above has played'''
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::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Pulling out the nunchuck gun}'' Hold it right there, meat pie! Why are you lyin' to me?
+
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Pulling out the nunchuck gun}'' Hold it right there, meat pie! Why are you lyin' to me?
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::'''STRONG SAD:''' What are you talking about?
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::'''INFORMANT:''' What are you talking about?
::{{short hr}}
::{{short hr}}
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::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Pulling out the nunchuck gun}'' Going somewhere?
+
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Pulling out the nunchuck gun}'' Going somewhere?
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::'''STRONG SAD:''' Not really, I pretty much just stay here.
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::'''INFORMANT:''' Not really, I pretty much just stay here.
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::'''STRONG BAD:''' So stay there! And tell me why your story doesn't add up!
+
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' So stay there! And tell me why your story doesn't add up!
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::'''STRONG SAD:''' What part doesn't make sense?
+
::'''INFORMANT:''' What part doesn't make sense?
::{{short hr}}
::{{short hr}}
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::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Pulling out the nunchuck gun. Over-emphasising plosives}'' Are you protecting Perducci?
+
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Pulling out the nunchuck gun. Over-emphasising plosives}'' Are you protecting Perducci?
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::'''STRONG SAD:''' What?
+
::'''INFORMANT:''' What?
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::'''STRONG BAD:''' Your story is full of lies that have holes in them!
+
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Your story is full of lies that have holes in them!
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::'''STRONG SAD:''' What part?
+
::'''INFORMANT:''' What part?
::{{short hr}}
::{{short hr}}
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::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Pulling out the nunchuck gun}'' Looks like I caught me a big fat liar!
+
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Pulling out the nunchuck gun}'' Looks like I caught me a big fat liar!
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::'''STRONG SAD:''' Me? What makes you think I'm lying?
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::'''INFORMANT:''' Me? What makes you think I'm lying?
=====Nunchuck Gun &rarr; Informant &rarr; 1963=====
=====Nunchuck Gun &rarr; Informant &rarr; 1963=====
:'''Venetian brother'''
:'''Venetian brother'''
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::'''STRONG BAD:''' The painting wasn't stolen in 1963!
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::'''DANGERESQUE:''' The painting wasn't stolen in 1963!
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::'''STRONG SAD:''' That's not true! My brother in Paris knows all about it! Ask him!
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::'''STINKY THE PEEVE:''' That's not true! My brother in Paris knows all about it! Ask him!
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::'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, okay, you story check out. This time. ''{Puts the nunchuck gun away}''
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::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Okay, okay, you story check out. This time. ''{Puts the nunchuck gun away}''
:'''Irish and Parisian brothers'''
:'''Irish and Parisian brothers'''
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::'''STRONG BAD:''' The painting wasn't stolen in 1963!
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::'''DANGERESQUE:''' The painting wasn't stolen in 1963!
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::'''STRONG SAD:''' Was too! Check with my brother in Venice! He can back it up!
+
::'''CECIL VAN GOUGH/PROFILER:''' Was too! Check with my brother in Venice! He can back it up!
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::'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, I may just do that! But I probably won't since you're right. ''{Puts the nunchuck gun away}''
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::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Yeah, I may just do that! But I probably won't since you're right. ''{Puts the nunchuck gun away}''
:'''Cairene and Tokyo-mon brothers'''
:'''Cairene and Tokyo-mon brothers'''
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::'''STRONG BAD:''' The painting wasn't stolen in 1963!
+
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' The painting wasn't stolen in 1963!
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::'''STRONG SAD:''' I don't know anything about that.
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::'''MOVING MAN/STOOLEY RAT WEASEL:''' I don't know anything about that.
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::'''STRONG BAD:''' Are you sure that wasn't you? I get you guys confused. All right, forget I was ever here. ''{Puts the nunchuck gun away}''
+
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Are you sure that wasn't you? I get you guys confused. All right, forget I was ever here. ''{Puts the nunchuck gun away}''
=====Nunchuck Gun &rarr; Informant &rarr; Mummy=====
=====Nunchuck Gun &rarr; Informant &rarr; Mummy=====
:'''Irish brother'''
:'''Irish brother'''
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::'''STRONG BAD:''' The painting wasn't stolen from any Mummy's Tomb!
+
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' The painting wasn't stolen from any Mummy's Tomb!
-
::'''STRONG SAD:''' Yes it was! Check with my brother in Cairo if you don't believe me!
+
::'''CECIL VAN GOUGH:''' Yes it was! Check with my brother in Cairo if you don't believe me!
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::'''STRONG BAD:''' Hmm, okay, I do kinda remember that. ''{Puts the nunchuck gun away}''
+
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hmm, okay, I do kinda remember that. ''{Puts the nunchuck gun away}''
:'''Cairene brother'''
:'''Cairene brother'''
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::'''STRONG BAD:''' The painting wasn't stolen from any Mummy's Tomb!
+
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' The painting wasn't stolen from any Mummy's Tomb!
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::'''STRONG SAD:''' I'm afraid it was! Just ask my brother in ''{Irish accent}'' Ireland!
+
::'''MOVING MAN:''' I'm afraid it was! Just ask my brother in ''{Irish accent}'' Ireland!
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::'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, right. I forgot. ''{Puts the nunchuck gun away}''
+
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Oh, right. I forgot. ''{Puts the nunchuck gun away}''
:'''Venetian, Parisian and Tokyo-mon brothers'''
:'''Venetian, Parisian and Tokyo-mon brothers'''
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::'''STRONG BAD:''' The painting wasn't stolen from any Mummy's Tomb!
+
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' The painting wasn't stolen from any Mummy's Tomb!
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::'''STRONG SAD:''' I don't know anything about that.
+
::'''STINKY THE PEEVE/PROFILER/STOOLEY RAT WEASEL:''' I don't know anything about that.
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::'''STRONG BAD:''' Are you sure that wasn't you? I get you guys confused. All right, forget I was ever here. ''{Puts the nunchuck gun away}''
+
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Are you sure that wasn't you? I get you guys confused. All right, forget I was ever here. ''{Puts the nunchuck gun away}''
=====Nunchuck Gun &rarr; Informant &rarr; Ancient Temple=====
=====Nunchuck Gun &rarr; Informant &rarr; Ancient Temple=====
:'''Tokyo-mon brother'''
:'''Tokyo-mon brother'''
::'''If Strong Bad has spoken to only one of the Cairene or Irish brothers'''
::'''If Strong Bad has spoken to only one of the Cairene or Irish brothers'''
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:::'''STRONG BAD:''' The painting wasn't stolen from any Ancient Temple!
+
:::'''DANGERESQUE:''' The painting wasn't stolen from any Ancient Temple!
-
:::'''STRONG SAD:''' So?
+
:::'''STOOLEY RAT WEASEL:''' So?
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:::'''STRONG BAD:''' So, one of the brothers told me this painting was stolen from a Mummy's Tomb!
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:::'''DANGERESQUE:''' So, one of the brothers told me this painting was stolen from a Mummy's Tomb!
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:::'''STRONG SAD:''' Got anyone who can back that up? How do you know HE'S not the liar?
+
:::'''STOOLEY RAT WEASEL:''' Got anyone who can back that up? How do you know HE'S not the liar?
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:::'''STRONG BAD:''' Hmm, good point. ''{Puts the nunchuck gun away}''
+
:::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hmm, good point. ''{Puts the nunchuck gun away}''
::'''If Strong Bad has spoken both the Cairene and Irish brothers'''
::'''If Strong Bad has spoken both the Cairene and Irish brothers'''
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:::'''STRONG BAD:''' The painting wasn't stolen from any Ancient Temple!
+
:::'''DANGERESQUE:''' The painting wasn't stolen from any Ancient Temple!
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:::'''STRONG SAD:''' So?
+
:::'''STOOLEY RAT WEASEL:''' So?
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:::'''STRONG BAD:''' So, you told me that you helped Perducci steal the painting from an Ancient Temple in Japan, but that is clearly not true, because TWO of the brothers told me this painting was stolen from a Mummy's Tomb! You're not one of the brothers! ''{Over-emphasising plosives}'' Why are you protecting Perducci?
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:::'''DANGERESQUE:''' So, you told me that you helped Perducci steal the painting from an Ancient Temple in Japan, but that is clearly not true, because TWO of the brothers told me this painting was stolen from a Mummy's Tomb! You're not one of the brothers! ''{Over-emphasizing plosives}'' Why are you protecting Perducci?
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:::'''STRONG SAD:''' Very clever, Dangeresque. You have seen through my carefully-crafted ruse. I'm not protecting Perducci... ''{Close-up on Strong Bad, then back to... Perducci!}''
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:::'''STOOLEY RAT WEASEL:''' Very clever, Dangeresque. You have seen through my carefully-crafted ruse. I'm not protecting Perducci... ''{Close-up on Dangeresque, then back to... Perducci!}''
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:::'''KING OF TOWN:''' I AM Perducci! Now kindly give me back my painting!
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:::'''PERDUCCI:''' I AM Perducci! Now kindly give me back my painting!
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:::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Puts the nunchuck gun away and gets out the painting}'' What's so important about this painting?
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:::'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Puts the nunchuck gun away and gets out the painting}'' What's so important about this painting?
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:::'''KING OF TOWN:''' Just give it!
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:::'''PERDUCCI:''' Just give it!
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:::''{They struggle over the painting. Eventually, the King of Town gets the painting, but in the process, a disk flicks out and flies up into the air.}''
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:::''{They struggle over the painting. Eventually, Perducci gets the painting, but in the process, a disk flicks out and flies up into the air.}''
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:::'''BOTH:''' The disk!
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:::'''DANGERESQUE & PERDUCCI:''' The disk!
:::''{Close-up on Strong Bad's hand as he catches the disk.}''
:::''{Close-up on Strong Bad's hand as he catches the disk.}''
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:::'''STRONG BAD:''' Ah-ha! You lose again, Perducci!
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:::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Ah-ha! You lose again, Perducci!
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:::'''KING OF TOWN:''' I knew I shouldn't have stashed the painting under that bridge! You may have beaten me this time, Dangeresque, but I'll be back! ''{Laughs. Pause}'' Aaand, scene! Well, that's it for me. I'll see you at the premiere! If you need me for pick-ups, call my agent! ''{Leaves}''
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:::'''PERDUCCI:''' I knew I shouldn't have stashed the painting under that bridge! You may have beaten me this time, Dangeresque, but I'll be back! ''{Laughs. Pause}'' Aaand, scene! Well, that's it for me. I'll see you at the premiere! If you need me for pick-ups, call my agent! ''{Leaves}''
:'''Venetian, Irish, Cairene and Parisian brothers'''
:'''Venetian, Irish, Cairene and Parisian brothers'''
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::'''STRONG BAD:''' The painting wasn't stolen from any Ancient Temple!
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::'''DANGERESQUE:''' The painting wasn't stolen from any Ancient Temple!
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::'''STRONG SAD:''' I don't know anything about that.
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::'''STINKY THE PEEVE/CECIL VAN GOUGH/MOVING MAN/PROFILER:''' I don't know anything about that.
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::'''STRONG BAD:''' Are you sure that wasn't you? I get you guys confused. All right, forget I was ever here. ''{Puts the nunchuck gun away}''
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::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Are you sure that wasn't you? I get you guys confused. All right, forget I was ever here. ''{Puts the nunchuck gun away}''
=====Nunchuck Gun &rarr; Informant &rarr; Fall=====
=====Nunchuck Gun &rarr; Informant &rarr; Fall=====
:'''Cairene brother'''
:'''Cairene brother'''
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::'''STRONG BAD:''' The painting wasn't stolen in the Fall!
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::'''DANGERESQUE:''' The painting wasn't stolen in the Fall!
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::'''STRONG SAD:''' That's not true! My brother in Paris knows all about it! Ask him!
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::'''MOVING MAN:''' That's not true! My brother in Paris knows all about it! Ask him!
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::'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, okay, you story check out. This time. ''{Puts the nunchuck gun away}''
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::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Okay, okay, you story check out. This time. ''{Puts the nunchuck gun away}''
:'''Parisian brother'''
:'''Parisian brother'''
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::'''STRONG BAD:''' The painting wasn't stolen in the Fall!
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::'''DANGERESQUE:''' The painting wasn't stolen in the Fall!
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::'''STRONG SAD:''' Yes it was! Check with my brother in Cairo if you don't believe me!
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::'''PROFILER:''' Yes it was! Check with my brother in Cairo if you don't believe me!
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::'''STRONG BAD:''' Hmm, okay, I do kinda remember that. ''{Puts the nunchuck gun away}''
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::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hmm, okay, I do kinda remember that. ''{Puts the nunchuck gun away}''
:'''Venetian, Irish and Tokyo-mon brothers'''
:'''Venetian, Irish and Tokyo-mon brothers'''
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::'''STRONG BAD:''' The painting wasn't stolen in the Fall!
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::'''DANGERESQUE:''' The painting wasn't stolen in the Fall!
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::'''STRONG SAD:''' I don't know anything about that.
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::'''STINKY THE PEEVE/CECIL VAN GOUGH/STOOLEY RAT WEASEL:''' I don't know anything about that.
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::'''STRONG BAD:''' Are you sure that wasn't you? I get you guys confused. All right, forget I was ever here. ''{Puts the nunchuck gun away}''
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::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Are you sure that wasn't you? I get you guys confused. All right, forget I was ever here. ''{Puts the nunchuck gun away}''
===Ireland Backdrop===
===Ireland Backdrop===
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:'''Appears in the first non-Venice location visited'''
:'''Appears in the first non-Venice location visited'''
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hmmm, my superior detectiving skills have detected somethig stashed under this bridge! ''{Pulls it out, revealing it to be the Painting of a Guy with a Big Knife}'' Ah-ha! This is the same painting that Perducci had with him when I completely obliterated him at that card game. ''{Puts the painting away}'' I wonder what it's doing here.
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hmmm, my superior detectiving skills have detected something stashed under this bridge! ''{Pulls it out, revealing it to be the Painting of a Guy with a Big Knife}'' Ah-ha! This is the same painting that Perducci had with him when I completely obliterated him at that card game. ''{Puts the painting away}'' I wonder what it's doing here.
===Podium===
===Podium===
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===River===
===River===
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Ah, the mighty river of... this country. So majestic and... wet.
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Ah, the mighty river of... this country. So majestic and... wet.
====Branch &rarr; River====
====Branch &rarr; River====
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Dipping the branch into the river}'' I'll just dip this stick into the river like the script says, and... ''{Finds a lunch box, puts the branch away}'' Whoa, check this out! That's right, nerds! Your non-dairy, low-sugar, gluten-free lunch will be bully-proof with an official Killingyouguy lunch box! ''{Quietly and quickly}'' Copyright, trademarked and FDA-approved by Strong Bad
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Dipping the branch into the river}'' I'll just dip this stick into the river like the script says, and... ''{Finds a lunch box, puts the branch away}'' Whoa, check this out! That's right, nerds! Your non-dairy, low-sugar, gluten-free lunch will be bully-proof with an official Killingyouguy lunch box! ''{Quietly and quickly}'' Copyright, trademarked and FDA-approved by Strong Bad.
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[[Category:Video Game Responses]]
[[Category:Video Game Responses]]

Current revision as of 00:45, 1 July 2019

"Really creates the illusion of reality, right?"

Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People has many responses when you talk to various characters and interact with various objects. These are the responses from the World Locations in Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective.

On these pages, A → B (right arrow) means that the response happens when object A is used on thing B, or in the case of talking to other characters, the indicated sequence of chat topic icons are chosen.


A short horizontal line between two or more responses, such as the one above, means only one of the responses is heard at a time, and that the action results in a different response each time it occurs.


Contents

[edit] Venice

[edit] On first arrival

{Shot of Coach Z's feet, which quickly pans up to show Senor Cardgage standing by the "Venetian" river. It's clear the camera has been accidentally activated by Coach Z, and it's simply recording a conversation between him and Strong Bad.}
COACH Z: —ong Bad, you kidding? You can't put Senor Cardgage in your movie! That guy is creepy with a capital Cree! And I don't think he's too clear on the whole fantasy/reality thing neither.
STRONG BAD: You're crazy, man! Senor Cardgage is awesome! {Camera starts wandering} He's perfect for the role of Dadgeresque!
COACH Z: {Camera jerks back to Senor Cardgage} Has he even seen the script?
STRONG BAD: {Walks on-screen} Script? That guy doesn't need a script, he's a natural! Just stand back and watch the— {Turns to the camera} Hey, is that thing recording?
COACH Z: {Coach Z spins the camera so he can look at the front} No, of course n—
{Jump cut. Long shot as Dangeresque and Renaldo arrive in Venice}
RENALDO: Well, here we are... {Pause}
DANGERESQUE: Ah, Venice!

[edit] After solving the lost kidnapping

DANGERESQUE: Well, dad, you never believed me, but I did it. I solved the lost kidnapping case that you never could. And I have the proof right here. {Gives the newspaper to Dadgeresque}
DADGERESQUE: Oh, thanks for the recyclables, Angela. Thas will make a pretty good blanketer. {Leaves}
If Strong Bad has the plans
DANGERESQUE: Er, right, dad. No time to waste! Come on, Renaldo, we're following dad to the kidnapper's hideout! {Scene changes to the kidnapper's hideout}
If Strong Bad does not have the plans
DANGERESQUE: Er, right, dad. No time to waste! I'll meet you at the kidnapper's hideout once I get the plans!

[edit] Dadgeresque

DANGERESQUE: Hey... you.

[edit] Dadgeresque → Dadgeresque

DANGERESQUE: Um, hi, dad. It's me, Dangeresque. I know it's been—
DADGERESQUE: {Interrupting} Hey, Brethany. Are you came to fetch the dodgers?
DANGERESQUE: {Uncertain} Um... yeah, dodge. {Suddenly confident} Yeah, you can't dodge me any more, dad! There's been a kidnapping and—
DADGERESQUE: {Interrupting} No, the kids are all went to the mallvies.
DANGERESQUE: Yes, yes, the old... er... Malvies Catacombs! Is that where the kidnapping you were never able to solve went down? I'll do it, Dad! I'll finish the case for you, and then you can help me rescue Cutesy Buttons!
DADGERESQUE: If you go to the store, can you buychase me a cheese burgwich?

[edit] Dadgeresque → Dadgeresque → Angel

DANGERESQUE: {Anguished} Dad! I thought I'd lost you!
DADGERESQUE: No, I was just on my fiftee-nute break.
DANGERESQUE: Finally, we can be a finally again! Family again!
DADGERESQUE: There were some ducks in the wadger, but they lest away, I guess.
DANGERESQUE: Whatever. It's just good to have you back!

[edit] Dadgeresque → Dadgeresque → Devil

DANGERESQUE: {Angry} Dad, where have you been all these years?
DADGERESQUE: Mostly linin' up the doughnuts... I dunno.
DANGERESQUE: {Anguished} It hasn't been easy, dad. A kid like me, growing up on the streets. I had to learn to be tough! Do things my way! And I did it all on my own!
DADGERESQUE: Okay then, Israel. I could really go for a nice cold marmalade.

[edit] Dadgeresque → Trinket

DANGERESQUE: {Gets out the trinket} You left me this mysterious trinket before you left, dad. I have to know, what is it?
DADGERESQUE: That's real brootiful, Jennifer. Can I bo-roach it for my prong date?
DANGERESQUE: Umm... oh, I get it. You can't talk about it now! You never know who might be listening! {Puts the trinket away and looks from side to side}

[edit] Nunchuck gun → Dadgeresque

DANGERESQUE: {Whipping out his nunchuck gun} Check this thing out! {Puts it away}
DADGERESQUE: Okay. No thanks for all.
DANGERESQUE: I'll never get your approval, will I, dad? NEVER!

[edit] Flower

If left on podium the last time Strong Bad was here
{Dangeresque takes the note with the flower and reads}
SULTRY BUTTONS: {voiceover} Dangeresque, how dare you try to make nice with me in the country where we had our first fight? And for your information, my butt STILL does not look like a porcupine wrestling a pineapple! Still hate you, Sultry Buttons. {Strong Bad throws the note away}

[edit] Gondola

DANGERESQUE: {Fake Italian accent} Hey, a-you in the boat-a! Wake up! I have a gelato pizza pasta for you! {Normal voice} Man, that guy is one heavy sleeper.

[edit] Informant

Only appears after Renaldo gets kidnapped.
First time only
DANGERESQUE: Hey you, citizen. I'm looking for some information.
STINKY THE PEEVE: {Italian accent} Bongiorno! I'm known around these parts as Stinky the Peeve. I sense that you are looking for information!
DANGERESQUE: Yeah, I just said that. And I said no accents!

DANGERESQUE: Hey, Peevy Stank!
STINKY THE PEEVE: {Italian accent} Tell me what you want to know.

[edit] Informant → Informant

DANGERESQUE: So what are you doin' here? 'Cause I gotta seal this whole place off to search for a fugitive!
STINKY THE PEEVE: {Italian accent} I am a psychic advisor sent here by higher forces to help you in your investiagion.
DANGERESQUE: {Nonplussed} Higher forces. Of course.
STINKY THE PEEVE: {Italian accent} I am what is called a "touch psychic". Give me any item and I can tell you its significance.

[edit] Informant → Podium

DANGERESQUE: What happened to that solidest gold nugget over there that I totally wasn't going to steal?
STINKY THE PEEVE: {Italian accent} My senses tell me that a mysterious woman may have taken it. There's a rumor that a beautiful woman is attempting to steal all the world's greatest treasures.
DANGERESQUE: Oh yeah, these must be the world's SECOND greatest treasures. I already stole all the good ones.

[edit] Informant → Perducci

DANGERESQUE: I'm looking for a man who has stolen some very important disks.
STINKY THE PEEVE: {Italian accent} These aren't pirated copies of Windows Millenium Edition, are they? Because I don't deal with that kind of—
DANGERESQUE: No, just top secret rocket launch codes to the sun.
STINKY THE PEEVE: {Italian accent} Ah, you're looking for Perducci.
DANGERESQUE: {Shaking fist} PERDUCCI!
STINKY THE PEEVE: {Italian accent} He was here in Venice not too long ago, but has since fled the country. If you have any items that Perducci has touched, I might be able to help you find him!

[edit] Informant → Sultry Buttons

DANGERESQUE: I'm trying to catch a beautiful jewel thief. Got any tips?
STINKY THE PEEVE: {Normal voice} Hmm. If you want to impress a lady, try leaving flowers in a place you know she'll be!

[edit] Informant → Painting

{Note that Painting → Informant has the same effect}
DANGERESQUE: {Pulling out the painting} What do you make of this?
STINKY THE PEEVE: {Italian accent} Hmmm... this painting is old. It has sentimental value to Perducci. I see... this painting being stolen by Perducci, in Cairo... some time in 1963.
DANGERESQUE: Wow, Perducci's THAT old? I mean, I guess the creaking rusty hip joints should have given it away, but...
STINKY THE PEEVE: {Italian accent} Never underestimate your elders. They tend to surprise you.
DANGERESQUE: {Putting it away} Yeah, but they usually do it with smells.

[edit] Informant → Cancel

First time only
DANGERESQUE: Okay, Stinky, I really should get going.
STINKY THE PEEVE: {Italian accent} I knew you were going to say that. But before you leave, I should let you know that I have three brothers, located in other countries, that are also willing to help you. They aren't psychics, but they do have unique talents that may be useful.
DANGERESQUE: I am trying really hard not to let that disturb me.

DANGERESQUE: I'm outta here, Stinkman.
STINKY THE PEEVE: {Italian accent} Don't forget to look up any of my three brothers if you need help in other countries.

DANGERESQUE: I gotta run. Places to go, Perduccis to bust.

[edit] Big Knife → Informant

DANGERESQUE: {Pulling out the knife} What do you make of this?
STINKY THE PEEVE: {Italian accent} This was owned by someone who cared for you very much, but now wishes she could get back those picturesque moments.

[edit] Blueprints → Informant

DANGERESQUE: {Pulling out the blueprints} What do you make of this?
STINKY THE PEEVE: {Italian accent} These plans were taken from Perducci by someone much more awesome than he.
DANGERESQUE: That is one hundred percent true.
STINKY THE PEEVE: {Italian accent} It's unclear where Perducci is now, but judging from the whiskey stains, these plans originated in Ireland, laddie.
{Given access to Ireland}

[edit] Diamond and Ruby → Informant

DANGERESQUE: {Pulling out the photo} What do you make of this?
STINKY THE PEEVE: {Italian accent} I sense that this was recently stolen. Twice.

[edit] Romantic Photo → Informant

DANGERESQUE: {Pulling out the photo} What do you make of this?
STINKY THE PEEVE: {Italian accent} I sense that this was a very happy moment for the woman in the photo. She wishes she could re-create this moment.

[edit] Small Rock → Informant

DANGERESQUE: {Pulling out the rock} What do you make of this?
STINKY THE PEEVE: {Italian accent} I sense that this rock was used by Perducci to beat Perducci in a game of cards!
DANGERESQUE: Wow! That was pretty good! What else ya got?
STINKY THE PEEVE: {Italian accent} I can sense Perducci's presence, but it's not here. This rock originally came to Perducci when it shot out of a volcano in Japan. I feel that he may be on his way back to Tokyo.
{Given access to Tokyo}

[edit] Any other item → Informant

DANGERESQUE: Does THIS mean anyth—
STINKY THE PEEVE: {Italian accent} Don't even bother taking it out. I can already tell you that it's worthless.
DANGERESQUE: Oh. Well okay, then.

[edit] Podium

DANGERESQUE: {Reading} World's solidest gold nugget. {Normally} Solidest? Well, where is it? I want to steal it!

[edit] Renaldo

DANGERESQUE: So, Renaldo, what do you make of my dad, Dadgeresque?
RENALDO: I think he's a lost cause. {breaks character} And I think your choice of casting is gonna cost us the "Best Supporting Dad" award this year!

[edit] Nunchuck Gun → Renaldo

DANGERESQUE: Now is not the time for violence! ...Just kidding, any time is a good time for violence, but I have more important things to do right now.

[edit] Ireland

[edit] On first arrival

{Shot of The Cheat pressing play on the See Dee Spinner, which then plays an Irish jig. The camera abruptly spins down and around to show the Ireland backdrop. Zoom out to show Strong Bad looking at it.}
DANGERESQUE: Ireland, and the fresh clean scent of the Irish spring. {Music ends}

[edit] Flower

If left on podium the last time Strong Bad was here
{Dangeresque takes the note with the flower and reads}
SULTRY BUTTONS: {voiceover} Is this some kind of a joke? You leave me a Stickanee flower in the same country where you accidentally blew up my summer cottage on purpose? This is NOT going to make me remember the good times. Hoping you get hit by a truck, Sultry Buttons. {DAngeresque throws the note away}

[edit] Informant

DANGERESQUE: I'm looking for a criminal. Fat guy, dumb-looking mustache... seen anyone like that around here? Other than you, I mean.
CECIL VAN GOUGH: {Irish accent} It's possible. In my profession, I see a lot of people who fit that description. I'll try to help if I can, laddie.

DANGERESQUE: Hey, art guy. I have some more questions for you.

[edit] Informant → Informant

DANGERESQUE: You must be one of Stinky's brothers.
CECIL VAN GOUGH: {Irish accent} Aye. My name is Cecil van Gough. I'm a well-respected art critic and collector. If you have any pieces of fine art, I can tell ye their history.

[edit] Informant → Podium

DANGERESQUE: What do you know about the stolen four-leaf thousand dollar bill?
STRONG SAD: {Normal accent, monotone} Uhh... only that I am not one of his minions.
DANGERESQUE: Is that s— What?
STRONG SAD: {Sotto voce} I didn't get the script updates this morning... I'm ad-libbing.
DANGERESQUE: CUT!
{A clapper board passes over the screen}

[edit] Informant → Perducci

DANGERESQUE: Ever hear of a guy named Perducci?
CECIL VAN GOUGH: {Irish accent} Aye. He just tried to sell me a beautiful masterpiece. But I do not deal in stolen goods, so I sent him away. I suspect he may be trying to sell it in Cairo.
DANGERESQUE: Are you serious? I just missed him AGAIN? Man, I better be earning some frequent fly-guy miles for all this globe-trotting I'm doin'!
{Given access to Cairo}

[edit] Informant → Sultry Buttons

DANGERESQUE: I'm trying to catch a beautiful jewel thief. Got any tips?
CECIL VAN GOUGH: {Normal voice} Hmm. If you want to impress a lady, try leaving flowers in a place you know she'll be!

[edit] Informant → Painting

{Note that Painting → Informant has the same effect}
DANGERESQUE: {Pulling out the painting} Is this painting worth anything?
CECIL VAN GOUGH: {Irish accent} I remember this painting! It was all over the news when it was stolen from the Mummy's Tomb back in 1963!
DANGERESQUE: Yeah, but I said is it worth anything?
STRONG SAD: {Irish accent} It's stolen, so I won't be paying anything for it.
DANGERESQUE: {Putting it away} Then I guess I'm done here.

[edit] Informant → Cancel

DANGERESQUE: Thanks for your help. Don't go anywhere, I may have some more questions.
CECIL VAN GOUGH: {Irish accent} You know where to find me.

[edit] Romantic Photo → Informant

DANGERESQUE: {Pulling out the photo} What do you make of this?
CECIL VAN GOUGH: {Irish accent} It's a lovely photo of the rare Stickanee flower, but it's not really what I would call art.

[edit] Certain items → Informant

DANGERESQUE: I'm not gonna embarrass myself by trying to pass THAT off as a piece of art!

[edit] Podium

DANGERESQUE: {Reading} The rare four-leaf thousand dollar bill! {Normally} Whoa. I busted up a ring of counterfeit THREE-leaf thousand dollar bills before, but I've never seen a four-leaf one! And I've STILL never seen one, because it's been stolen by Sultry Buttons.

[edit] Cairo

[edit] On first arrival

{Panning shot of the Cairo backdrop}
DANGERESQUE: Cairo. The driest city in the world. Land of the mysterious desert pyramids. {The backdrop starts to fall over. Jump cut, and it's suddenly upright again, with The Cheat holding it up. Rapid pan over to Strong Bad.} I wonder if I'll find Perducci here?

[edit] Flower

If left on podium the last time Strong Bad was here
{Dangeresque takes the note with the flower and reads}
SULTRY BUTTONS: {voiceover} Dangeresque, you aren't really trying to win me back in the country where we first tasted celery soda. I mean, I guess it wasn't that bad, but it wasn't good either. They say it's an acquired taste, but... anyway, this place doesn't really hold any fond memories for me. I'll kill you in your sleep, Sultry Buttons. {Dangeresque throws the note away}

[edit] Informant

DANGERESQUE: Don't tell me, you're another one of Stinky's brothers. Geez, how many of you guys ARE there?
MOVING MAN: {New York accent} Four all together. Now, did you come to do business? If not, then get lost.

DANGERESQUE: Hey, mole guy.

[edit] Informant → Informant

DANGERESQUE: You've got a real attitude, pal. I like that. So what's your story?
MOVING MAN: {New York accent} Well, since you know my brudder, they call me the Moving Man. I'm a professional fence. You got some moichandise that you obtained through questionable means, get it to me and I can move it for yas.
DANGERESQUE: I'll keep that in mind if I ever want to do any... "spring cleaning" in my office.

[edit] Informant → Podium

DANGERESQUE: I'm sure you're aware that Sultry Buttons has stolen the Purple Nose of Cairo.
MOVING MAN: {New York accent} Yeah, and it is a great loss to the country, but a possible great profit ta me!
DANGERESQUE: Really? A purple nose?
MOVING MAN: {New York accent} If you scratch it, it smells like boysenberries!
DANGERESQUE: It's a scratch 'n' sniff treasure?
MOVING MAN: {New York accent} Yup.
DANGERESQUE: Well... actually that IS pretty cool.

[edit] Informant → Perducci

DANGERESQUE: In your line of work, you must have connections to Perducci. Is he here in Cairo?
MOVING MAN: {New York accent} Oh yeah, I know Perducci. He and I go way back. But you won't find him in Cairo. I just sent him off to Tokyo to move some counterfeit movie tie-in moichandise.
DANGERESQUE: So THAT'S where all that cheap junk is coming from.

[edit] Informant → Sultry Buttons

DANGERESQUE: I'm trying to catch a beautiful jewel thief. Got any tips?
MOVING MAN: {Normal voice} Hmm. If you want to impress a lady, try leaving flowers in a place you know she'll be!

[edit] Informant → Painting

{Note that Painting → Informant has the same effect}
DANGERESQUE: {Pulling out the painting} Take a look at this painting. Anyone ever try to move this thing through you?
MOVING MAN: {New York accent} Yeah, I remember Perducci stole this thing from the Mummy's Tomb one Fall, a long time ago!
DANGERESQUE: You remember it being in the fall?
MOVING MAN: {New York accent} Yeah, well, business is slow in the fall. Something like that painting comes through and you remember it.
DANGERESQUE: {Putting it away} Then I guess I'm done here.

[edit] Informant → Cancel

DANGERESQUE: I've heard enough. But if ya ever run into someone needing to get rid of some stolen jet pack boots, you know who to call!
MOVING MAN: {New York accent} Sure, and if you happen to run into any of my three brudders, give them a big hug fer me.
DANGERESQUE: Yeah, I'm not gonna do that.

DANGERESQUE: Stay outta trouble, or I'll be back for ya!

[edit] Diamond or Ruby → Informant

DANGERESQUE: What can I get for this?
MOVING MAN: Hmm... I'll give you five bucks for it!
DANGERESQUE: But it's a priceless gem!
MOVING MAN: Take it or leave it.
DANGERESQUE: I'll leave it. {Puts the gem away} But I do admire your underhanded corruptitude.

[edit] Certain items → Informant

DANGERESQUE: {Turns to the camera} Nah, I'd rather keep THAT for myself.

[edit] Podium

DANGERESQUE: {Reading} The Purple Nose of Cairo? {Normally} That's a weird one. I think I'll let Sultry Buttons keep that one.

[edit] Pyramids

DANGERESQUE: Man, check out those pyramids! So pointy! And those sphinx...es! Just, like, laying out in the sun like that. They are probably like, "man, it's all hot out here, I'm just gonna lay down for a minute." But then they fall asleep and get covered with sand and have to stay that way! And then, their freakin' noses fall off! That's rough, man. That's gangsta.

[edit] Tokyo

[edit] On first arrival

{The camera focuses on a cardboard stand depicting Mount Fuji. Authentic music plays.}
DANGERESQUE: Japan. Wow, this place looks SO different from any other country I've visited! So different!

[edit] Flower

If left on podium the last time Strong Bad was here
{Dangeresque takes the note with the flower and reads}
SULTRY BUTTONS: {voiceover} Nice flower, Dangeresque. Too bad this is the country where you decided your speedboat couldn't take my weight and left me to face the Old Polish Navy alone. A sensitive person would be more sentimental! Thinking about kicking your face, Sultry Buttons. {Dangeresque throws the note away}

[edit] Informant

STOOLEY RAT WEASEL: Psst... Are you Dangeresque?
DANGERESQUE: I see my legend preceeds me.
STOOLEY RAT WEASEL: My brother said to expect you. Do you have any questions for me?

DANGERESQUE: Yo, Stooley.

[edit] Informant → Informant

DANGERESQUE: So, who are you supposed to be?
STOOLEY RAT WEASEL: Just call me Stooley Rat Weasel.
DANGERESQUE: Only if you pay me.
STOOLEY RAT WEASEL: I'm a double agent working to gather info for both sides. If you have anything that you need information on, just show it to me.

[edit] Informant → Podium

DANGERESQUE: What do you know about the Swollen Jade Tick?
STOOLEY RAT WEASEL: {Irish accent} Ah, a rare and beautiful treasure! They say it was pulled from the backside of an ancient jade elephant!
DANGERESQUE: Okay, okay, stop talking, stop talking!

[edit] Informant → Perducci

DANGERESQUE: I'm looking for a fugitive named Perducci. That name mean anything to you?
STOOLEY RAT WEASEL: Yeah, I know Perducci. I've been gathering intel on him for years! He was here not long ago, you just missed him! My sources say he may be heading to a safe house in Paris!
DANGERESQUE: Ah, the old "safe house in Paris" gimmick. I should have known!

[edit] Informant → Sultry Buttons

DANGERESQUE: I'm trying to catch a beautiful jewel thief. Got any tips?
STOOLEY RAT WEASEL: Hmm. If you want to impress a lady, try leaving flowers in a place you know she'll be!

[edit] Informant → Painting

{Note that Painting → Informant has the same effect}
DANGERESQUE: {pulls out the painting} Hey, ya got any intel on this baby?
STOOLEY RAT WEASEL: Of course. Perducci and I worked together to steal this from an ANCIENT TEMPLE in JAPAN.
DANGERESQUE: Can that information help me find him now?
STOOLEY RAT WEASEL: I don't think so.
DANGERESQUE: {puts the painting away} Well, that's no fun.

[edit] Informant → Cancel

DANGERESQUE: Keep on playin' both sides, Rat Weezy.
STOOLEY RAT WEASEL: Don't worry about me. And if you need any more help in your travels, just look up any of my three brothers!

[edit] Small Rock → Informant

DANGERESQUE: {Pulling out the rock} What do you make of this?
STOOLEY RAT WEASEL: It's a rock!

[edit] Certain items → Informant

DANGERESQUE: {Turns to camera} Hmmm. If this guy is a double agent, I probably shouldn't be showing him everything I have. Just the stuff that might lead me to Perducci!

[edit] Metal Detector

DANGERESQUE: Somewhere out there, there's a bullet with my name on it. {Finds a bullet} But not this one. This one's been monogrammed by {Shaking fist} Perducci!

[edit] Podium

DANGERESQUE: {reading} "The Swollen Jade Tick". I'm glad this one was stolen. Ticks BUG me. {grins at his joke} They TICK me off. {chuckles under his breath} They really SUCK. {Laughs, and sheepishly glances at camera} Right... comic relief?

[edit] Paris

[edit] On first arrival

{The camera pans down an Eiffel Tower backdrop.}
DANGERESQUE: Paris. The city of romance. Many a hearts and winds I have broken here.

[edit] Flower

If left on podium the last time Strong Bad was here, and if Strong Bad had visited another world location before returning
{Strong Bad takes the note with the flower and reads}
SULTRY BUTTONS: {voiceover} My dear Dangeresque, a Stickanee flower in Paris... it brings back memories of the good times. Like that time we tried to assassinate the Emperor of Toothpaste while he was on vacation. But I guess you got here just as I was leaving. Maybe next time you'll arrive before me. {Dangeresque throws the note away}

[edit] Informant

DANGERESQUE: Hey you, have you seen—
PROFILER: {Interrupting, Indian accent} You are troubled with father issues. This has made it hard for you to define which side of the law you are on, and why you choose to work alone. Except when you work with your partner.
DANGERESQUE: Which is all the time.

[edit] Informant → Informant

DANGERESQUE: What are you, another psychic?
PROFILER: {Indian accent} I'm a psychological profiler. I can give you a psychological profile of a person just by evaluating their belongings.

[edit] Informant → Podium

DANGERESQUE: Did you see a woman come through here and steal a ginormous diamond?
PROFILER: {Indian accent} Um, nope. Not that I know of.
DANGERESQUE: What? Aren't you supposed to know everything about the seedy criminal activity around here?
PROFILER: {Indian accent} I'm sure if there was anyone around here fitting a criminal profile, I would know about it.
DANGERESQUE: Look, there's a big empty pedestal over there that previously displayed something I wanted to take! I mean, protake! Protect!
PROFILER: {Indian accent} Sorry, must not have been very important.

[edit] Informant → Perducci

DANGERESQUE: I'm looking for a man named Perducci. {Shakes his fist}
PROFILER: {Indian accent} Well, what can you tell me about him?
DANGERESQUE: Hmm... he's fat, wears a blue suit, dumb hat, crusty white beard and mustache... and smells a bit like peppermint and gravy.
PROFILER: {Indian accent} This sounds like desperate man! He's frightened, and may have gone into hiding.
DANGERESQUE: So how can I find him?
PROFILER: {Indian accent} He's probably trying to blend into the crowd. Perhaps in a place where EVERYONE wears funny hats and smells a bit minty.
DANGERESQUE: Sooo... Ireland?

[edit] Informant → Sultry Buttons

STRONG BAD: I'm trying to catch a beautiful jewel thief. Got any tips?
PROFILER: Hmm. If you want to impress a lady, try leaving flowers in a place you know she'll be!

[edit] Informant → Painting

{Note that Painting → Informant has the same effect}
DANGERESQUE: {pulls out the painting} What can you tell me about a man who would steal something like this?
PROFILER: {Indian accent} Oh, my! That's... well, anyone who steals that is highly disturbed! Strangely, that same painting appears in an old case file of mine I wrote way back in the Fall of 1963.
DANGERESQUE: {puts the photo away} Wow, that IS a coincidence!

[edit] Blueprints → Informant

DANGERESQUE: {Pulling out the blueprints} What do you make of this?
PROFILER: {Indian accent} A man who keeps blueprints is a man who always knows where to hide.

[edit] Large Knife → Informant

DANGERESQUE: {Pulling out the knife} What do you make of this?
PROFILER: {Indian accent} The person who uses this as a weapon is very dangerous. {Sniffs} And wears French perfume.

[edit] Small Rock → Informant

DANGERESQUE: {Pulling out the rock} What do you make of this?
PROFILER: {Indian accent} Hmm... it seems to be covered in soy sauce, probably a messy eater.

[edit] Certain items → Informant

DANGERESQUE: {Turns to camera} I don't want this guy lookin' at too much of my stuff. Nobody profiles Dangeresque!

[edit] Podium

DANGERESQUE: {reading} The Diamond-Tipped Diamond. {Normally} I heard this thing can cut through just about every material known to man! It's probably what Sultry Buttons used to cut through the security glass to steal it... somehow.

[edit] Sultry Buttons

Only appears if the Stickanee flower was left on the podium the last time Strong Bad was here
DANGERESQUE: I knew you couldn't stay away.
SULTRY BUTTONS: {Holding up the flower} A Stickanee flower? In Paris? You do care!
DANGERESQUE: You know it, baby. Dangeresque NEVER forgets his special lady, baby.
SULTRY BUTTONS: Do you mean it? {Turns away} I WON'T have my heart broken again.
DANGERESQUE: Of course! Why, I'd shower you with gems, if I had any.
SULTRY BUTTONS: Ooh, I have some! {Turns back and holds up the ruby and the diamond} Take mine!
DANGERESQUE: Oh no, I couldn't— well okay. {Takes them}
SULTRY BUTTONS: So go ahead! Shower me with priceless jewels!
DANGERESQUE: Not here, my sweet. Meet me in Hawai'i at sunrise.
SULTRY BUTTONS: How romantic! Don't keep me waiting. {Leaves}
DANGERESQUE: Well THAT'S somewhere I'm never going to go. I gotta get this ruby back to Professor Experimento! And I guess I should hang on to these other rare gems as well. You know, for safe keeping... in a sock... under my bed.

[edit] Nunchuck Gun → Sultry Buttons

DANGERESQUE: {Whipping out the nunchuck gun} Hold it right there, lady!
SULTRY BUTTONS: Don't shoot!
DANGERESQUE: Give me one good reason not to!
SULTRY BUTTONS: Because I love you, Dangeresque!
DANGERESQUE: {Puts the nunchuck gun away} Of course you do, baby. But like I told you before, Dangeresque is here for ALL the ladies to enjoy.

[edit] General

[edit] After encountering Sultry Buttons at the Secret Lab

If the podium is empty
{Sultry Buttons is standing by the podium. After a pause, she walks away, just as Dangeresque comes running up}
DANGERESQUE: {every other time a city is entered} Wait, Sultry! Man, I gotta find a way to get here before she leaves.
If the Stickanee flower is on the podium, every location save Paris
DANGERESQUE: Ah-ha! I'm finally in time to catch up with Sultry Buttons! But she doesn't look very happy. Maybe I should wait until she leaves.

[edit] In extended play

ON-SCREEN CAPTION: Behind the Scenes: Exotic Locales
STRONG BAD: Okay, you guys are NOT gonna believe this, but all those exotic countries I visited in the movie were actually right here at the Stone Bridge! {Pans right to show all the location backdrops present. Pans back to Strong Bad} I know! I can hardly believe it myself! Let's take a look around.

[edit] Informant

In extended play

STRONG SAD: Thanks for letting me write Perducci's backstory in exchange for being in your movie! I've created a rich history for the character that has him {Indian accent} touching the lives of many important people in history!
STRONG BAD: Hey, no accents! That was the deal! And no touching people, either!
STRONG SAD: {Normal voice} Oh, all right.

STRONG BAD: So what do you think of all these fantastic backdrops? Really creates the illusion of reality, right?
STRONG SAD: Well, they look pretty good, but the historical accuracy is off in several places. The Eiffel Tower, for example, is actually 300.51 meters tall, or 986 feet—
STRONG BAD: {Interrupting} Yeah, you're fired.
STRONG SAD: Awww.

[edit] At intervals while in scene

INFORMANT: Something I can help you with, stranger?

INFORMANT: Hey, over here.

INFORMANT: Psst. You need some information?

[edit] After speaking to all five Informants

Plays in any location when pressing cancel on the Informant. Strong Bad must have talked to at least the brothers in Japan and either Cairo or Ireland about the painting.
{First time only}
DANGERESQUE: I can't believe I haven't found Perducci! yet. I've already been to five different countries and talked to five of these stupid brothers! But wait! Stinky said he only had THREE brothers! Something is fishy. One of these guys is lying, and when I figure out who it is, I'm gonna pull out my trusty nunchuck gun, {pulls out the gun} poke it into their doughy belly, and nunchuck gun the crap out of them until they give up the info I need! {Puts the gun away} No one protects Perducci! in my town and gets away with it!

{Second time only}
DANGERESQUE: {Imitating a phone} Bring! {Pulls out the VCR} Hang on, I gotta take this. {Into the VCR} You got Dangeresque. Who is this?
BARON DARIN DIAMONOCLE: {voiceover} Danger-skew! I just got an important tip concerning Perducci! Apparently he's passing himself off as some kind of underwoild informant!
DANGERESQUE: Informant? I just brutally interrogated a bunch of those guys!
BARON DARIN DIAMONOCLE: {voiceover} Well, find out which one's been lying to you! That's your guy!
DANGERESQUE: Thanks for the tip, Diamonocle.
BUBS: {voiceover, breaking character} And here's another tip: If you need that extra boost of energy but don't want all the sugar, Diet Bull Honkey brand Caffienergy Sauce is— {Dangeresque hangs up the VCR}
DANGERESQUE: {Pulls out the nunchuck gun} Looks like the zookeeper's gotta clear the muffins outta the pantry!

[edit] Nunchuck Gun → Informant

Before speaking to all the Informants, and then after unveiling Perducci
DANGERESQUE: {Pulling out the nunchuck gun} Freeze, dirt scum!
INFORMANT: What? What did I do?
DANGERESQUE: Ah, nothing. I just love doing that.

DANGERESQUE: {Pulling out the nunchuck gun} Don't move, scumbag... butt!
INFORMANT: I'm NOT moving.
DANGERESQUE: Okay. Very good.
After the After speaking to all five Informants sequence above has played
DANGERESQUE: {Pulling out the nunchuck gun} Hold it right there, meat pie! Why are you lyin' to me?
INFORMANT: What are you talking about?

DANGERESQUE: {Pulling out the nunchuck gun} Going somewhere?
INFORMANT: Not really, I pretty much just stay here.
DANGERESQUE: So stay there! And tell me why your story doesn't add up!
INFORMANT: What part doesn't make sense?

DANGERESQUE: {Pulling out the nunchuck gun. Over-emphasising plosives} Are you protecting Perducci?
INFORMANT: What?
DANGERESQUE: Your story is full of lies that have holes in them!
INFORMANT: What part?

DANGERESQUE: {Pulling out the nunchuck gun} Looks like I caught me a big fat liar!
INFORMANT: Me? What makes you think I'm lying?
[edit] Nunchuck Gun → Informant → 1963
Venetian brother
DANGERESQUE: The painting wasn't stolen in 1963!
STINKY THE PEEVE: That's not true! My brother in Paris knows all about it! Ask him!
DANGERESQUE: Okay, okay, you story check out. This time. {Puts the nunchuck gun away}
Irish and Parisian brothers
DANGERESQUE: The painting wasn't stolen in 1963!
CECIL VAN GOUGH/PROFILER: Was too! Check with my brother in Venice! He can back it up!
DANGERESQUE: Yeah, I may just do that! But I probably won't since you're right. {Puts the nunchuck gun away}
Cairene and Tokyo-mon brothers
DANGERESQUE: The painting wasn't stolen in 1963!
MOVING MAN/STOOLEY RAT WEASEL: I don't know anything about that.
DANGERESQUE: Are you sure that wasn't you? I get you guys confused. All right, forget I was ever here. {Puts the nunchuck gun away}
[edit] Nunchuck Gun → Informant → Mummy
Irish brother
DANGERESQUE: The painting wasn't stolen from any Mummy's Tomb!
CECIL VAN GOUGH: Yes it was! Check with my brother in Cairo if you don't believe me!
DANGERESQUE: Hmm, okay, I do kinda remember that. {Puts the nunchuck gun away}
Cairene brother
DANGERESQUE: The painting wasn't stolen from any Mummy's Tomb!
MOVING MAN: I'm afraid it was! Just ask my brother in {Irish accent} Ireland!
DANGERESQUE: Oh, right. I forgot. {Puts the nunchuck gun away}
Venetian, Parisian and Tokyo-mon brothers
DANGERESQUE: The painting wasn't stolen from any Mummy's Tomb!
STINKY THE PEEVE/PROFILER/STOOLEY RAT WEASEL: I don't know anything about that.
DANGERESQUE: Are you sure that wasn't you? I get you guys confused. All right, forget I was ever here. {Puts the nunchuck gun away}
[edit] Nunchuck Gun → Informant → Ancient Temple
Tokyo-mon brother
If Strong Bad has spoken to only one of the Cairene or Irish brothers
DANGERESQUE: The painting wasn't stolen from any Ancient Temple!
STOOLEY RAT WEASEL: So?
DANGERESQUE: So, one of the brothers told me this painting was stolen from a Mummy's Tomb!
STOOLEY RAT WEASEL: Got anyone who can back that up? How do you know HE'S not the liar?
DANGERESQUE: Hmm, good point. {Puts the nunchuck gun away}
If Strong Bad has spoken both the Cairene and Irish brothers
DANGERESQUE: The painting wasn't stolen from any Ancient Temple!
STOOLEY RAT WEASEL: So?
DANGERESQUE: So, you told me that you helped Perducci steal the painting from an Ancient Temple in Japan, but that is clearly not true, because TWO of the brothers told me this painting was stolen from a Mummy's Tomb! You're not one of the brothers! {Over-emphasizing plosives} Why are you protecting Perducci?
STOOLEY RAT WEASEL: Very clever, Dangeresque. You have seen through my carefully-crafted ruse. I'm not protecting Perducci... {Close-up on Dangeresque, then back to... Perducci!}
PERDUCCI: I AM Perducci! Now kindly give me back my painting!
DANGERESQUE: {Puts the nunchuck gun away and gets out the painting} What's so important about this painting?
PERDUCCI: Just give it!
{They struggle over the painting. Eventually, Perducci gets the painting, but in the process, a disk flicks out and flies up into the air.}
DANGERESQUE & PERDUCCI: The disk!
{Close-up on Strong Bad's hand as he catches the disk.}
DANGERESQUE: Ah-ha! You lose again, Perducci!
PERDUCCI: I knew I shouldn't have stashed the painting under that bridge! You may have beaten me this time, Dangeresque, but I'll be back! {Laughs. Pause} Aaand, scene! Well, that's it for me. I'll see you at the premiere! If you need me for pick-ups, call my agent! {Leaves}
Venetian, Irish, Cairene and Parisian brothers
DANGERESQUE: The painting wasn't stolen from any Ancient Temple!
STINKY THE PEEVE/CECIL VAN GOUGH/MOVING MAN/PROFILER: I don't know anything about that.
DANGERESQUE: Are you sure that wasn't you? I get you guys confused. All right, forget I was ever here. {Puts the nunchuck gun away}
[edit] Nunchuck Gun → Informant → Fall
Cairene brother
DANGERESQUE: The painting wasn't stolen in the Fall!
MOVING MAN: That's not true! My brother in Paris knows all about it! Ask him!
DANGERESQUE: Okay, okay, you story check out. This time. {Puts the nunchuck gun away}
Parisian brother
DANGERESQUE: The painting wasn't stolen in the Fall!
PROFILER: Yes it was! Check with my brother in Cairo if you don't believe me!
DANGERESQUE: Hmm, okay, I do kinda remember that. {Puts the nunchuck gun away}
Venetian, Irish and Tokyo-mon brothers
DANGERESQUE: The painting wasn't stolen in the Fall!
STINKY THE PEEVE/CECIL VAN GOUGH/STOOLEY RAT WEASEL: I don't know anything about that.
DANGERESQUE: Are you sure that wasn't you? I get you guys confused. All right, forget I was ever here. {Puts the nunchuck gun away}

[edit] Ireland Backdrop

Extended play only
STRONG BAD: I've never been to Ireland, but this is pretty much what I think it looks like. {Close-up of the backdrop} Some sheep hangin' out, lots of green grass. You know, some, like, video-game hills in the back. And like a big o' chimney stickin' out one of them... for no reason.

[edit] Mount Fuji Backdrop

Extended play only
STRONG BAD: Is it just me, or does that mountain look a lot like Strong Sad?
STRONG SAD: I do not look like a mountain!
{Long shot showing Strong Sad and Mount Fuji side-by-side}
STRONG BAD: I dunno, man, I definitely see the resemblance. Eh? Eh? Yep!

[edit] Mustache

Extended play only
STRONG BAD: I'm gonna need that mustache back. It's an official movie prop that I'll probably end up selling in an online auction later! {Rips mustache off Strong Sad}
STRONG SAD: Oww!
STRONG BAD: Eww, this thing's been all yucked up with Strong Sad's Frenchiness. I gotta remember to clean it before I return it to Wardrobe!

[edit] Painting

Appears in the first non-Venice location visited
DANGERESQUE: Hmmm, my superior detectiving skills have detected something stashed under this bridge! {Pulls it out, revealing it to be the Painting of a Guy with a Big Knife} Ah-ha! This is the same painting that Perducci had with him when I completely obliterated him at that card game. {Puts the painting away} I wonder what it's doing here.

[edit] Podium

In extended play
STRONG BAD: Intriguing.

STRONG BAD: Whoa.

STRONG BAD: Awesome.

[edit] River

DANGERESQUE: Ah, the mighty river of... this country. So majestic and... wet.

[edit] Branch → River

DANGERESQUE: {Dipping the branch into the river} I'll just dip this stick into the river like the script says, and... {Finds a lunch box, puts the branch away} Whoa, check this out! That's right, nerds! Your non-dairy, low-sugar, gluten-free lunch will be bully-proof with an official Killingyouguy lunch box! {Quietly and quickly} Copyright, trademarked and FDA-approved by Strong Bad.
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