Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Responses (World Locations)

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Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People has many responses when you talk to various characters and interact with various objects. These are the responses from the World Locations in Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective.

On these pages, A → B (right arrow) means that the response happens when object A is used on thing B, or in the case of talking to other characters, the indicated sequence of chat topic icons are chosen.

A short horizontal line between two or more responses, such as the one above, means only one of the responses is heard at a time, and that the action results in a different response each time it occurs.



On first arrival

{Shot of Coach Z's feet, which quickly pans up to show Senor Cardgage standing by the "Venetian" river. It's clear the camera has been accidentally activated by Coach Z, and it's simply recording a conversation between him and Strong Bad.}
COACH Z: —ong Bad, you kidding? You can't put Senor Cardgage in your movie! That guy is creepy with a capital Cree! And I don't think he's too clear on the whole fantasy/reality thing neither.
STRONG BAD: You're crazy, man! Senor Cardgage is awesome! {Camera starts wandering} He's perfect for the role of Dadgeresque!
COACH Z: {Camera jerks back to Senor Cardgage} Has he even seen the script?
STRONG BAD: {Walks on-screen} Script? That guy doesn't need a script, he's a natural! Just stand back and watch the— {Turns to the camera} Hey, is that thing recording?
COACH Z: {Coach Z spins the camera so he can look at the front} No, of course n—
{Jump cut. Long shot as Dangeresque and Renaldo arrive in Venice}
COACH Z: Well, here we are... {Pause}
STRONG BAD: Ah, Venice!

After solving the lost kidnapping

STRONG BAD: Well, dad, you never believed me, but I did it. I solved the lost kidnapping case that you never could. And I have the proof right here. {Gives the newspaper to Senor Cardgage}
SENOR CARDGAGE: Oh, thanks for the recyclables, Angela. Thas will make a pretty good blanketer. {Leaves}
If Strong Bad has the plans
STRONG BAD: Er, right, dad. No time to waste! Come on, Renaldo, we're following dad the the kidnapper's hideout! {Scene changes to the kidnapper's hideout}
If Strong Bad does not have the plans
STRONG BAD: Er, right, dad. No time to waste! I'll meet you at the kidnapper's hideout once I get the plans!


STRONG BAD: Hey... you.

Dadgeresque → Dadgeresque

STRONG BAD: Um, hi, dad. It's me, Dangeresque. I know it's been—
SENOR CARDGAGE: {Interrupting} Hey, Brethany. Are you came to fetch the dodgers?
STRONG BAD: {Uncertain} Um... yeah, dodge. {Suddenly confident} Yeah, you can't dodge me any more, dad! There's been a kidnapping and—
SENOR CARDGAGE: {Interrupting} No, the kids are all went to the mallvies.
STRONG BAD: Yes, yes, the old... er... Malvies Catacombs! Is that where the kidnapping you were never able to solve went down? I'll do it, Dad! I'll finish the case for you, and then you can help me rescue Cutesy Buttons!
SENOR CARDGAGE: If you go to the store, can you buychase me a cheese burgwich?

Dadgeresque → Dadgeresque → Angel

STRONG BAD: {Anguished} Dad! I thought I'd lost you!
SENOR CARDGAGE: No, I was just on my fiftee-nute break.
STRONG BAD: Finally, we can be a finally again! Family again!
SENOR CARDGAGE: There were some ducks in the wadger, but they lest away, I guess.
STRONG BAD: Whatever. It's just good to have you back!

Dadgeresque → Dadgeresque → Devil

STRONG BAD: {Angry} Dad, where have you been all these years?
SENOR CARDGAGE: Mostly linin' up the doughnuts... I dunno
STRONG BAD: {Anguished} It hasn't been easy, dad. A kid like me, growing up on the streets. I had to learn to be tough! Do things my way! And I did it all on my own!
SENOR CARDGAGE: Okay then, Israel. I could really go for a nice cold marmalade.

Dadgeresque → Trinket

STRONG BAD: {Gets out the trinket} You left me this mysterious trinket before you left, dad. I have to know, what is it?
SENOR CARDGAGE: That's real brootiful, Jennifer. Can I bo-roach it for my prom date?
STRONG BAD: Umm... oh, I get it. You can't talk about it now! You never know who might be listening! {Puts the trinket away and looks from side to side}

Nunchuck gun → Dadgeresque

STRONG BAD: {Whipping out his nunchuck gun} Check this thing out! {Puts it away}
SENOR CARDGAGE: Okay. No thanks for all.
STRONG BAD: I'll never get your approval, will I, dad? NEVER!


STRONG BAD: {Fake Italian accent} Hey, a-you in the boat-a! Wake up! I have a gelato pizza pasta for you! {Normal voice} Man, that guy is one heavy sleeper.


STRONG BAD: {Reading} World's solidest gold nugget. {Normally} Solidest? Well, where is it? I want to steal it!


STRONG BAD: So, Renaldo, what do you make of my dad, Dadgeresque?
COACH Z: I think he's a lost cause. And I think your choice of casting is gonna cost us the "Best Supporting Dad" award this year!





STRONG BAD: {reading} "The Swollen Jade Tick". I'm glad this one was stolen. Ticks BUG me. {grins at his joke} They TICK me off. {chuckles under his breath} They really SUCK. {Laughs, and sheepishly glances at camera} Right... comic relief?




STRONG BAD: Ah, the mighty river of... this country. So majestic and... wet.

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