Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Responses (World Locations)

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Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People has many responses when you talk to various characters and interact with various objects. These are the responses from the World Locations in Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective.

On these pages, A → B (right arrow) means that the response happens when object A is used on thing B, or in the case of talking to other characters, the indicated sequence of chat topic icons are chosen.


A short horizontal line between two or more responses, such as the one above, means only one of the responses is heard at a time, and that the action results in a different response each time it occurs.


Contents

Venice

On first arrival

{Shot of Coach Z's feet, which quickly pans up to show Senor Cardgage standing by the "Venetian" river. It's clear the camera has been accidentally activated by Coach Z, and it's simply recording a conversation between him and Strong Bad.}
COACH Z: —ong Bad, you kidding? You can't put Senor Cardgage in your movie! That guy is creepy with a capital Cree! And I don't think he's too clear on the whole fantasy/reality thing neither.
STRONG BAD: You're crazy, man! Senor Cardgage is awesome! {Camera starts wandering} He's perfect for the role of Dadgeresque!
COACH Z: {Camera jerks back to Senor Cardgage} Has he even seen the script?
STRONG BAD: {Walks on-screen} Script? That guy doesn't need a script, he's a natural! Just stand back and watch the— {Turns to the camera} Hey, is that thing recording?
COACH Z: {Coach Z spins the camera so he can look at the front} No, of course n—
{Jump cut. Long shot as Dangeresque and Renaldo arrive in Venice}
COACH Z: Well, here we are... {Pause}
STRONG BAD: Ah, Venice!

After solving the lost kidnapping

STRONG BAD: Well, dad, you never believed me, but I did it. I solved the lost kidnapping case that you never could. And I have the proof right here. {Gives the newspaper to Senor Cardgage}
SENOR CARDGAGE: Oh, thanks for the recyclables, Angela. Thas will make a pretty good blanketer. {Leaves}
If Strong Bad has the plans
STRONG BAD: Er, right, dad. No time to waste! Come on, Renaldo, we're following dad to the kidnapper's hideout! {Scene changes to the kidnapper's hideout}
If Strong Bad does not have the plans
STRONG BAD: Er, right, dad. No time to waste! I'll meet you at the kidnapper's hideout once I get the plans!

Dadgeresque

STRONG BAD: Hey... you.

Dadgeresque → Dadgeresque

STRONG BAD: Um, hi, dad. It's me, Dangeresque. I know it's been—
SENOR CARDGAGE: {Interrupting} Hey, Brethany. Are you came to fetch the dodgers?
STRONG BAD: {Uncertain} Um... yeah, dodge. {Suddenly confident} Yeah, you can't dodge me any more, dad! There's been a kidnapping and—
SENOR CARDGAGE: {Interrupting} No, the kids are all went to the mallvies.
STRONG BAD: Yes, yes, the old... er... Malvies Catacombs! Is that where the kidnapping you were never able to solve went down? I'll do it, Dad! I'll finish the case for you, and then you can help me rescue Cutesy Buttons!
SENOR CARDGAGE: If you go to the store, can you buychase me a cheese burgwich?

Dadgeresque → Dadgeresque → Angel

STRONG BAD: {Anguished} Dad! I thought I'd lost you!
SENOR CARDGAGE: No, I was just on my fiftee-nute break.
STRONG BAD: Finally, we can be a finally again! Family again!
SENOR CARDGAGE: There were some ducks in the wadger, but they lest away, I guess.
STRONG BAD: Whatever. It's just good to have you back!

Dadgeresque → Dadgeresque → Devil

STRONG BAD: {Angry} Dad, where have you been all these years?
SENOR CARDGAGE: Mostly linin' up the doughnuts... I dunno
STRONG BAD: {Anguished} It hasn't been easy, dad. A kid like me, growing up on the streets. I had to learn to be tough! Do things my way! And I did it all on my own!
SENOR CARDGAGE: Okay then, Israel. I could really go for a nice cold marmalade.

Dadgeresque → Trinket

STRONG BAD: {Gets out the trinket} You left me this mysterious trinket before you left, dad. I have to know, what is it?
SENOR CARDGAGE: That's real brootiful, Jennifer. Can I bo-roach it for my prom date?
STRONG BAD: Umm... oh, I get it. You can't talk about it now! You never know who might be listening! {Puts the trinket away and looks from side to side}

Nunchuck gun → Dadgeresque

STRONG BAD: {Whipping out his nunchuck gun} Check this thing out! {Puts it away}
SENOR CARDGAGE: Okay. No thanks for all.
STRONG BAD: I'll never get your approval, will I, dad? NEVER!

Gondola

STRONG BAD: {Fake Italian accent} Hey, a-you in the boat-a! Wake up! I have a gelato pizza pasta for you! {Normal voice} Man, that guy is one heavy sleeper.

Informant

Only appears after Renaldo gets kidnapped.
{First time only}
STRONG BAD: Hey you, citizen. I'm looking for some information.
STRONG SAD: {Italian accent} Bongiorno! I'm known around these parts as Stinky the Peeve. I sense that you are looking for information!
STRONG BAD: Yeah, I just said that. And I said no accents!

STRONG BAD: Hey, Peevy Stank!
STRONG SAD: {Italian accent} Tell me what you want to know.

At intervals while in scene

STRONG SAD: Something I can help you with, stranger?

STRONG SAD: Hey, over here.

STRONG SAD: Psst. You need some information?

Informant → Informant

STRONG BAD: So what are you doin' here? 'Cause I gotta seal this whole place off to search for a fugitive!
STRONG SAD: {Italian accent} I am a psychic advisor sent here by higher forces to help you in your investiagion.
STRONG BAD: {Nonplussed} Higher forces. Of course.
STRONG SAD: {Italian accent} I am what is called a "touch psychic". Give me any item and I can tell you its significance.

Informant → Podium

STRONG BAD: What happened to that solidest gold nugget over there that I totally wasn't going to steal?
STRONG SAD: {Italian accent} My senses tell me that a mysterious woman may have taken it. There's a rumor that a beautiful woman is attempting to steal all the world's greatest treasures.
STRONG BAD: Oh yeah, these must be the world's SECOND greatest treasures. I already stole all the good ones.

Informant → Perducci

STRONG BAD: I'm looking for a man who has stolen some very important disks.
STRONG SAD: {Italian accent} These aren't pirated copies of Windows Millenium Edition, are they? Because I don't deal with that kind of—
STRONG BAD: No, just top secret rocket launch codes to the sun.
STRONG SAD: {Italian accent} Ah, you're looking for Perducci.
STRONG BAD: {Shaking fist} PERDUCCI!
STRONG SAD: {Italian accent} He was here in Venice not too long ago, but has since fled the country. If you have any items that Perducci has touched, I might be able to help you find him!

Informant → Sultry Buttons

STRONG BAD: I'm trying to catch a beautiful jewel thief. Got any tips?
STRONG SAD: {Normal voice} Hmm. If you want to impress a lady, try leaving flowers in a place you know she'll be!

Informant → Painting

{Note that Painting → Informant has the same effect}
STRONG BAD: {Pulling out the painting} What do you make of this?
STRONG SAD: {Italian accent} Hmmm... this painting is old. It has sentimental value to Perducci. I see... this painting being stolen by Perducci, in Cairo... some time in 1963.
STRONG BAD: Wow, Perducci's THAT old? I mean, I guess the creaking rusty hip joints should have given it away, but...
STRONG SAD: {Italian accent} Never underestimate your elders. They tend to surprise you.
STRONG BAD: {Putting it away} Yeah, but they usually do it with smells.

Informant → Cancel

{First time only}
STRONG BAD: Okay, Stinky, I really should get going.
STRONG SAD: {Italian accent} I knew you were going to say that. But before you leave, I should let you know that I have three brothers, located in other countries, that are also willing to help you. They aren't psychics, but they do have unique talents that may be useful.
STRONG BAD: I am trying really hard not to let that disturb me.

STRONG BAD: I'm outta here, Stinkman.
STRONG SAD: {Italian accent} Don't forget to look up any of my three brothers if you need help in other countries.

STRONG BAD: I gotta run. Places to go, Perduccis to bust.

Big Knife → Informant

STRONG BAD: {Pulling out the knife} What do you make of this?
STRONG SAD: {Italian accent} This was owned by someone who cared for you very much, but now wishes she could get back those picturesque moments.

Blueprints → Informant

STRONG BAD: {Pulling out the blueprints} What do you make of this?
STRONG SAD: {Italian accent} These plans were taken from Perducci by someone much more awesome than he.
STRONG BAD: That is one hundred percent true.
STRONG SAD: {Italian accent} It's unclear where Perducci is now, but judging from the whiskey stains, these plans originated in Ireland, laddie.
{Given access to Ireland}

Nunchuck Gun → Informant

Before speaking to all the Informants
STRONG BAD: {Pulling out the nunchuck gun} Freeze, dirt scum!
STRONG SAD: {Normal voice} What? What did I do?
STRONG BAD: Ah, nothing. I just love doing that.

STRONG BAD: {Pulling out the nunchuck gun} Don't move, scumbag... butt!
STRONG SAD: {Normal voice} I'm NOT moving.
STRONG BAD: Okay. Very good.

Romantic Photo → Informant

STRONG BAD: {Pulling out the photo} What do you make of this?
STRONG SAD: {Italian accent} I sense that this was a very happy moment for the woman in the photo. She wishes she could re-create this moment.

Small Rock → Informant

STRONG BAD: {Pulling out the rock} What do you make of this?
STRONG SAD: {Italian accent} I sense that this rock was used by Perducci to beat Perducci in a game of cards!
STRONG BAD: Wow! That was pretty good! What else ya got?
STRONG SAD: {Italian accent} I can sense Perducci's presence, but it's not here. This rock originally came to Perducci when it shot out of a volcano in Japan. I feel that he may be on his way back to Tokyo.
{Given access to Tokyo}

Any other item → Informant

STRONG BAD: Does THIS mean anyth—
STRONG SAD: {Italian accent} Don't even bother taking it out. I can already tell you that it's worthless.
STRONG BAD: Oh. Well okay, then.

Podium

STRONG BAD: {Reading} World's solidest gold nugget. {Normally} Solidest? Well, where is it? I want to steal it!

Renaldo

STRONG BAD: So, Renaldo, what do you make of my dad, Dadgeresque?
COACH Z: I think he's a lost cause. And I think your choice of casting is gonna cost us the "Best Supporting Dad" award this year!

Ireland

On first arrival

{Shot of The Cheat pressing play on the See Dee Spinner, which then plays an irish jig. The camera abruptly spins down and around to show the Ireland backdrop. Zoom out to show Strong Bad looking at it.}
STRONG BAD: Ireland, and the fresh clean scent of the Irish spring. {Music ends}

Informant

STRONG BAD: I'm looking for a criminal. Fat guy, dumb-looking mustache... seen anyone like that around here? Other than you, I mean.
STRONG SAD: {Irish accent} It's possible. In my profession, I see a lot of people who fit that description. I'll try to help if I can, laddie.

STRONG BAD: Hey, art guy. I have some more questions for you.

At intervals while in scene

STRONG SAD: Something I can help you with, stranger?

STRONG SAD: Hey, over here.

STRONG SAD: Psst. You need some information?

Informant → Informant

STRONG BAD: You must be one of Stinky's brothers.
STRONG SAD: {Irish accent} Aye. My name is Cecil van Gough. I'm a well-respected art critic and collector. If you have any pieces of fine art, I can tell ye their history.

Informant → Podium

STRONG BAD: What do you know about the stolen four-leaf thousand dollar bill?
STRONG SAD: {Normal accent, monotone} Uhh... only that I am not one of his minions.
STRONG BAD: Is that s— What?
STRONG SAD: {Sotto voce} I didn't get the script updates this morning... I'm ad-libbing.
STRONG BAD: CUT!
{A clapper board passes over the screen}

Informant → Perducci

STRONG BAD: Ever hear of a guy named Perducci?
STRONG SAD: {Irish accent} Aye. He just tried to sell me a beautiful masterpiece. But I do not deal in stolen goods, so I sent him away. I suspect he may be trying to sell it in Cairo.
STRONG BAD: Are you serious? I just missed him AGAIN? Man, I better be earning some frequent fly-guy miles for all this globe-trotting I'm doin'!
{Given access to Cairo}

Informant → Sultry Buttons

STRONG BAD: I'm trying to catch a beautiful jewel thief. Got any tips?
STRONG SAD: {Normal voice} Hmm. If you want to impress a lady, try leaving flowers in a place you know she'll be!

Informant → Painting

{Note that Painting → Informant has the same effect}
STRONG BAD: {Pulling out the painting} Is this painting worth anything?
STRONG SAD: {Irish accent} I remember this painting! It was all over the news when it was stolen from the Mummy's Tomb back in 1963!
STRONG BAD: Yeah, but I said is it worth anything?
STRONG SAD: {Irish accent} It's stolen, so I won't be paying anything for it.
STRONG BAD: {Putting it away} Then I guess I'm done here.

Informant → Cancel

STRONG BAD: Thanks for your help. Don't go anywhere, I may have some more questions.
STRONG SAD: {Irish accent} You know where to find me.

Nunchuck Gun → Informant

Before speaking to all the Informants
STRONG BAD: {Pulling out the nunchuck gun} Freeze, dirt scum!
STRONG SAD: {Normal voice} What? What did I do?
STRONG BAD: Ah, nothing. I just love doing that.

STRONG BAD: {Pulling out the nunchuck gun} Don't move, scumbag... butt!
STRONG SAD: {Normal voice} I'm NOT moving.
STRONG BAD: Okay. Very good.

Romantic Photo → Informant

STRONG BAD: {Pulling out the photo} What do you make of this?
STRONG SAD: {Irish accent} It's a lovely photo of the rare Stickanee flower, but it's not really what I would call art.

Sawmerang or Scissors → Informant

STRONG BAD: I'm not gonna embarrass myself by trying to pass THAT off as a piece of art!

Podium

STRONG BAD: {Reading} The rare four-leaf thousand dollar bill! {Normally} Whoa. I busted up a ring of counterfeit THREE-leaf thousand dollar bills before, but I've never seen a four-leaf one! And I've STILL never seen one, because it's been stolen by Sultry Buttons.

Cairo

Tokyo

On first arrival

{The camera focuses on a cardboard stand depicting a Mount Fuji. Authentic music plays.}
STRONG BAD: Japan. Wow, this place looks SO different from any other country I've visited! So different!

Informant

STRONG SAD: Psst... Are you Dangeresque?
STRONG BAD: I see my legend preceeds me.
STRONG SAD: My brother said to expect you. Do you have any questions for me?

STRONG BAD: Yo, Stooley.

Informant → Diplomat

STRONG BAD: So, who are you supposed to be?
STRONG SAD: Just call me Stooley Rat Weasel.
STRONG BAD: Only if you pay me.
STRONG SAD: I'm a double agent working to gather info for both sides. If you have anything that you need information on, just show it to me.

Informant → Perducci

STRONG BAD: I'm looking for a fugitive named Perducci. That name mean anything to you?
STRONG SAD: Yeah, I know Perducci. I've been gathering intel on him for years! He was here not long ago, you just missed him! My sources say he may be heading to a safe house in Paris!
STRONG BAD: Ah, the old "safe house in Paris" gimmick. I should have known!

Informant → Sultry Buttons

STRONG BAD: I'm trying to catch a beautiful jewel thief. Got any tips?
STRONG SAD: Hmm. If you want to impress a lady, try leaving flowers in a place you know she'll be!

Informant → Painting

{Note that Painting → Informant has the same effect}
STRONG BAD: {pulls out the painting} Hey, ya got any intel on this baby?
STRONG SAD: Of course. Perducci and I worked together to steal this from an ANCIENT TEMPLE in JAPAN.
STRONG BAD: Can that information help me find him now?
STRONG SAD: I don't think so.
STRONG BAD: {puts the photo away} Well, that's no fun.

Informant → Cancel

STRONG BAD: Keep on playin' both sides, Rat Weezy.
STRONG SAD: Don't worry about me. And if you need any more help in your travels, just look up any of my three brothers!

Podium

STRONG BAD: {reading} "The Swollen Jade Tick". I'm glad this one was stolen. Ticks BUG me. {grins at his joke} They TICK me off. {chuckles under his breath} They really SUCK. {Laughs, and sheepishly glances at camera} Right... comic relief?

Paris

General

River

STRONG BAD: Ah, the mighty river of... this country. So majestic and... wet.

After encountering Sultry Buttons at the Secret Lab

{Sultry Buttons is standing by the podium. After a pause, she walks away, just as Strong Bad comes running up}
STRONG BAD: {every other time a city is entered} Wait, Sultry! Man, I gotta find a way to get here before she leaves.

Painting

STRONG BAD: Hmmm, my superior detectiving skills have detected somethig stashed under this bridge! {Pulls it out, revealing it to be the Painting of a Guy with a Big Knife} Ah-ha! This is the same painting that Perducci had with him when I completely obliterated him at that card game. {Puts the painting away} I wonder what it's doing here.


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