Dangeresque 4÷2=6
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'''Dangeresque 4÷2=6''' is an [[April Fools]] movie trailer, and the supposed sequel to [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]. It was introduced on April 1, 2015 in [[sbemail206]]. | '''Dangeresque 4÷2=6''' is an [[April Fools]] movie trailer, and the supposed sequel to [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]. It was introduced on April 1, 2015 in [[sbemail206]]. | ||
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'''Places:''' [[Bubs' Concession Stand]] | '''Places:''' [[Bubs' Concession Stand]] | ||
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| + | == Trailer Transcript == | ||
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| + | <blockquote style="background:#0C0; color:#FFF; padding:1em; width:500px; border: 10px solid black; font-weight:bold; text-align:center; font-family:arial, helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size:80%;line-height:200%;">THE FOLLOWING <span style="font-size:200%; font-weight:800;">PREVIEW</span> HAS BEEN APPROVED FOR<br> | ||
| + | <span style="font-size:200%; font-weight:800;">MORONS WITHOUT CALENDARS</span><br> | ||
| + | BY THE FAKE TRAILER ASSOCIATION OF FREE COUNTRY USA</span> | ||
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| + | ''{As the voiceover speaks, extreme closeups of Dangeresque's sunglasses.}'' | ||
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| + | '''VOICEOVER:''' Sometimes, a cruel, cruel world needs a man with cool, cool glasses. | ||
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| + | ''{Shot of Dangeresque's glasses in a spotlight. The theme from ''Dangeresque 2, This Time It's Not Dangeresque 1'' plays. Cut to two Dangeresques facing off on top of Bubs' Concession Stand, each holding a nunchuck-gun. One of them is holding his gun by the nunchuck.}'' | ||
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| + | '''BOTH DANGERESQUES:''' Two Dangeresques?! | ||
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| + | ''{Wider shot, now including two Dangeresque Toos. One has a mustached face drawn on his star.}'' | ||
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| + | '''BOTH DANGERESQUE TOOS:''' And two Dangeresque Toos?! | ||
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| + | ''{Renaldo pops up front and center.}'' | ||
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| + | '''RENALDO:''' But that equals...! | ||
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| + | ''{Cut to black screen. "Dangeresque" scrolls upwards in the background while a "4" scrolls approaches in the foreground.}'' | ||
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| + | '''VOICEOVER:''' Dangeresque Four... ''{The "4" is replaced with "÷ 2"...}'' Divided by Two... ''{...followed by "= 6".}'' Equals Six! | ||
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| + | ''{As the theme ends, the full title appears: "Dangeresque 4 ÷ 2 = 6". Cut to a closeup of Dangeresque.}'' | ||
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| + | '''DANGERESQUE:''' Or did I? ''{"Or did I?" appears below his face. Additional I's appear as he adds}'' ...I, I, I, I, I? ''{Musical sting with a cut to a six-lens'd pair of Dangeresque sunglasses.}'' ...Is that— is that six? | ||
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| + | ''{Cut to shot of Dangeresque and the Stunt Double as Dangeresque on top of Bubs' Concession Stand as the Stunt Double is hit by a microwave.}'' | ||
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| + | '''THE STUNT DOUBLE:''' Ugh! | ||
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Revision as of 18:00, 4 April 2015
Dangeresque 4÷2=6 is an April Fools movie trailer, and the supposed sequel to Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective. It was introduced on April 1, 2015 in sbemail206.
Its loosely hinted plot is about two Dangeresques and two Dangeresque Toos, both having distinctive or even opposite features of each other, whom fight against each other on top of Bubs' Concession Stand.
Cast (in order of appearance):
- Strong Bad as Dangeresque
- Strong Bad as Dangeresque
- Homestar Runner as Dangeresque Too
- Homestar Runner as Dangeresque Too
- Coach Z as Renaldo
- Strong Sad as The Stunt Double
Places: Bubs' Concession Stand
Trailer Transcript
THE FOLLOWING PREVIEW HAS BEEN APPROVED FOR
MORONS WITHOUT CALENDARS
BY THE FAKE TRAILER ASSOCIATION OF FREE COUNTRY USA
{As the voiceover speaks, extreme closeups of Dangeresque's sunglasses.}
VOICEOVER: Sometimes, a cruel, cruel world needs a man with cool, cool glasses.
{Shot of Dangeresque's glasses in a spotlight. The theme from Dangeresque 2, This Time It's Not Dangeresque 1 plays. Cut to two Dangeresques facing off on top of Bubs' Concession Stand, each holding a nunchuck-gun. One of them is holding his gun by the nunchuck.}
BOTH DANGERESQUES: Two Dangeresques?!
{Wider shot, now including two Dangeresque Toos. One has a mustached face drawn on his star.}
BOTH DANGERESQUE TOOS: And two Dangeresque Toos?!
{Renaldo pops up front and center.}
RENALDO: But that equals...!
{Cut to black screen. "Dangeresque" scrolls upwards in the background while a "4" scrolls approaches in the foreground.}
VOICEOVER: Dangeresque Four... {The "4" is replaced with "÷ 2"...} Divided by Two... {...followed by "= 6".} Equals Six!
{As the theme ends, the full title appears: "Dangeresque 4 ÷ 2 = 6". Cut to a closeup of Dangeresque.}
DANGERESQUE: Or did I? {"Or did I?" appears below his face. Additional I's appear as he adds} ...I, I, I, I, I? {Musical sting with a cut to a six-lens'd pair of Dangeresque sunglasses.} ...Is that— is that six?
{Cut to shot of Dangeresque and the Stunt Double as Dangeresque on top of Bubs' Concession Stand as the Stunt Double is hit by a microwave.}
THE STUNT DOUBLE: Ugh!
