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== Videlectrix Start Screen ==
== Videlectrix Start Screen ==
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:''{Dangeresque and Renaldo drive underneath the Videlectrix start screen in a car. The car drives to a building with a sign with the word Warehaus. Dangeresque and Renaldo then get out of the car and head towards the door. The screen then switches to show a door with a sign stating, "No Kick", and kicking sounds is heard. The door then opens and Renaldo and Dangeresque are seen.}''
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:''{Dangeresque and Renaldo drive underneath the Videlectrix start screen in a car. The car drives to a building with a sign with the word Warehaus. Dangeresque and Renaldo then get out of the car and head towards the door. The screen then switches to show a door with a sign stating, "No Kicking", and kicking sounds is heard. The door then opens and Renaldo and Dangeresque are seen.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE''': Nobody do anything---Dangeresque!
:'''DANGERESQUE''': Nobody do anything---Dangeresque!
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:''{Dangeresque walks into the room through the door, which is to the left of the room. While he's a short distance away from the door, Dangeresque gets on his tiptoes and extends his arms upward. The door closes while he does this. After it's done he stands normally.}''
:''{Dangeresque walks into the room through the door, which is to the left of the room. While he's a short distance away from the door, Dangeresque gets on his tiptoes and extends his arms upward. The door closes while he does this. After it's done he stands normally.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Faces to the right of the player}'' Man. That warehaus was full of action and suspense.
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Faces to the right of the player}'' Man. That warehaus was full of action and suspense.
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:'''THE CHIEF:''' DANGERESQUE! YOU'RE OUTTA LINE!
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:'''THE CHIEF:''' ''{Dangeresque faces to the left of the player, facing the door}'' DANGERESQUE! YOU'RE OUTTA LINE!
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Dangeresque faces to the left of the player, facing the door}'' Oh crap! It's the Chief! I was supposed to solve a case for him months ago.
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Oh crap! It's the Chief! I was supposed to solve a case for him months ago.
:'''THE CHIEF:''' YOU'RE A LOOSE CANNON! A LONER! WHEN YOU'RE AROUND, PEOPLE GET HURT, DANGERESQUE!
:'''THE CHIEF:''' YOU'RE A LOOSE CANNON! A LONER! WHEN YOU'RE AROUND, PEOPLE GET HURT, DANGERESQUE!
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hey, that's what it says on my business cards!
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hey, that's what it says on my business cards!
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:''{Chosen in order}''
:''{Chosen in order}''
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Faces away from the player.}'' Oh Dangeresque! You're so manly and my husband The Chief is so balding and football watchy. Let's keep making out.
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Faces away from the player.}'' Oh Dangeresque! You're so manly and my husband The Chief is so balding and football watchy. Let's keep making out
:'''THE CHIEF:''' I'M NOT FALLIN' FOR THAT CRAP AGAIN! GLADYS HAS BEEN DEAD FOR 30 YEARS!
:'''THE CHIEF:''' I'M NOT FALLIN' FOR THAT CRAP AGAIN! GLADYS HAS BEEN DEAD FOR 30 YEARS!
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Oh jeez. Uh, sorry The Chief.
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Oh jeez. Uh, sorry The Chief.
:'''THE CHIEF:''' HA! JUST KIDDING! NO WOMAN WILL COME WITHIN 20 FEET OF ME!
:'''THE CHIEF:''' HA! JUST KIDDING! NO WOMAN WILL COME WITHIN 20 FEET OF ME!
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:'''DANGERESQUE:'''  Um, touché?
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:'''DANGERESQUE:'''  Um, touche'?
:{{short hr}}
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Faces away from the player.}'' Looks like I'm gonna have to juuuuuuump!
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Faces away from the player.}'' Looks like I'm gonna have to juuuuuuump!
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:{{short hr}}
:{{short hr}}
:''{When rug corner is raised, lights on}''
:''{When rug corner is raised, lights on}''
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' There's something faintly scribbled on the floorboards. Can't make it out.
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' There's something faintly scribbled on the floorboards.
:{{short hr}}
:{{short hr}}
:''{When rug corner is raised, lights off and blinds open}''
:''{When rug corner is raised, lights off and blinds open}''
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:''{Puts takeout in casefile, casefile is now stained brown}''
:''{Puts takeout in casefile, casefile is now stained brown}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Aw Chunkblow! It just made it all gross and stuck together. Now I'll never pretend to solve it!
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Aw Chunkblow! It just made it all gross and stuck together. Now I'll never pretend to solve it!
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:'''THE CHIEF:''' I HEARD THAT KOWALSKI! TURN IN YOUR BADGE!
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:'''The Chief:''' I HEARD THAT KOWALSKI! TURN IN YOUR BADGE!
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Um, who?
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Um, who?
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:'''THE CHIEF:''' OH. I MEAN DANGERESQUE.
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:'''The Chief:''' OH. I MEAN DANGERESQUE.
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Crap.
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Crap.
:''{Game Over sequence}''
:''{Game Over sequence}''
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=="Need to WASD"==
=="Need to WASD"==
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:''{When the player tries to "Get/Use" the Dangerdesque from the side farthest from the door}''
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:''{When the player trys to "Get/Use" the Dangerdesque from the side farthest from the door}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Thinking}'' I need to WASD myself to the front of the desk for full dramatic effect.
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Thinking}'' I need to WASD myself to the front of the desk for full dramatic effect.
:{{short hr}}
:{{short hr}}
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:''{When the player tries to "Get/Use" the Chair from anywhere but the bottom side of the desk}''
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:''{When the player trys to "Get/Use" the Chair from anywhere but the bottom side of the desk}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Thinking}'' I need to WASD myself below that chair to get the jump on it.
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Thinking}'' I need to WASD myself below that chair to get the jump on it.
:{{short hr}}
:{{short hr}}
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:''{When the player tries to "Get/Use" any other object, except the door, the safe, and the casefile, from too far away}''
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:''{When the player trys to "Get/Use" any other object, except the door, the safe, and the casefile, from too far away}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Thinking}'' I need to WASD myself closer.
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Thinking}'' I need to WASD myself closer.
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:'''THE CHIEF:''' I KNEW YOU'D COME THROUGH, DANGERESQUE. YOUR METHODS MAY BE QUESTIONABLE BUT YOU ALWAYS GET RESULTS!
:'''THE CHIEF:''' I KNEW YOU'D COME THROUGH, DANGERESQUE. YOUR METHODS MAY BE QUESTIONABLE BUT YOU ALWAYS GET RESULTS!
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Thanks The Chief. I'll just get going then.
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Thanks The Chief. I'll just get going then.
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:'''THE CHIEF:''' WAITAMINUTE?!! THIS ISN'T A PICTURE OF THE VICTIM! WHO'S THE CRAP'S THIS GREYSCALE SCHLUB?
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:'''THE CHIEF:''' WHATAMINUTE?!! THIS ISN'T A PICTURE OF THE VICTIM! WHO'S THE CRAP'S THIS GREYSCALE SCHLUB?
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Uh oh.
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Uh oh.
:''{Cut back to office. Dangeresque re-enters}''
:''{Cut back to office. Dangeresque re-enters}''

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