Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque Responses
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===Kung-Fu Takeout=== | ===Kung-Fu Takeout=== | ||
- | ====While it's on the | + | ====While it's on the Safe or on the Windowsill==== |
=====Look===== | =====Look===== | ||
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Some 5-year old takeout from Kung-Fu Dragon. | :'''DANGERESQUE:''' Some 5-year old takeout from Kung-Fu Dragon. | ||
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I keep it around cause there's a cool picture of a Dragon Man doing Kung-Fu on it. | :'''DANGERESQUE:''' I keep it around cause there's a cool picture of a Dragon Man doing Kung-Fu on it. | ||
=====Get/Use===== | =====Get/Use===== | ||
- | :''{Dangeresque gets on his tiptoes and extends his arms upward. After a brief moment he gives up and stands normally.}'' | + | :''{When stuck to the safe; Dangeresque gets on his tiptoes and extends his arms upward. After a brief moment he gives up and stands normally.}'' |
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Nnnng! It's stuck to the top of the safe! I'm gonna need to hire a Takeout-Stuck-To-The-Safe Cracker for this one. | :'''DANGERESQUE:''' Nnnng! It's stuck to the top of the safe! I'm gonna need to hire a Takeout-Stuck-To-The-Safe Cracker for this one. | ||
+ | :{{short hr}} | ||
+ | :''{After it's dislodged, either on the safe or on the windowsill}'' | ||
+ | :'''DANGERESQUE:''' Good idea. Never know when you might need to make somebody puke. | ||
=====Talk To===== | =====Talk To===== | ||
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' And the Kung-Fu Dragon Chinese Takeout comes in the niiiight! (they're open late) | :'''DANGERESQUE:''' And the Kung-Fu Dragon Chinese Takeout comes in the niiiight! (they're open late) | ||
- | ====Use on | + | ====Use on Blinds==== |
:''{With blinds closed}'' | :''{With blinds closed}'' | ||
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I should open the blinds first. | :'''DANGERESQUE:''' I should open the blinds first. | ||
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:''{With something already on windowsill}'' | :''{With something already on windowsill}'' | ||
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' There's already something up there. | :'''DANGERESQUE:''' There's already something up there. | ||
- | ====Use on | + | ====Use on Casefile==== |
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' This takeout is basically puke waiting to happen, maybe it can be the physical evidence for The Chief's case. | :'''DANGERESQUE:''' This takeout is basically puke waiting to happen, maybe it can be the physical evidence for The Chief's case. | ||
:''{Puts takeout in casefile, casefile is now stained brown}'' | :''{Puts takeout in casefile, casefile is now stained brown}'' | ||
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Crap. | :'''DANGERESQUE:''' Crap. | ||
:''{Gave Over sequence}'' | :''{Gave Over sequence}'' | ||
+ | ====Use on Dangeresque==== | ||
+ | :''{First time}'' | ||
+ | :'''DANGERESQUE:''' Yeah, this takeout has seen too much over the years. | ||
+ | :'''DANGERESQUE:''' | ||
+ | :{{short hr}} | ||
+ | :''{After first time}'' | ||
+ | :'''DANGERESQUE:''' This box has a cool picture of a Dragon Man doing Kung-Fu on it. | ||
+ | :'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{thinking}'' Wish he was real. He looks capable of some reakky cool-to-watch assault and battery. | ||
- | ====Use on | + | ====Use on Anything Else==== |
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' That doesn't need to feel the fury of a Dragon Man doing Kung-Fu. | :'''DANGERESQUE:''' That doesn't need to feel the fury of a Dragon Man doing Kung-Fu. | ||
- | ===Bag of | + | ===Bag of Whoosit=== |
- | + | ====Use on Blinds==== | |
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Gramma used to do this to cool hers off. | :'''DANGERESQUE:''' Gramma used to do this to cool hers off. | ||
====While it's on the Windowsill==== | ====While it's on the Windowsill==== | ||
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=====Talk To===== | =====Talk To===== | ||
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Bag of whoosit, there's something me and the guys need to tell you about hygiene. | :'''DANGERESQUE:''' Bag of whoosit, there's something me and the guys need to tell you about hygiene. | ||
+ | |||
+ | ===Coffee=== | ||
+ | ====While it's on the Dangerdesque or Windowsill==== | ||
+ | =====Look==== | ||
+ | :'''DANGERESQUE:''' It's so old the creamer has formed a fuzzy little island in the middle. | ||
+ | =====Get/Use===== | ||
+ | :'''DANGERESQUE:''' Yeah. I might accidentally drink it if it's just sittin' there. | ||
+ | =====Talk To===== | ||
+ | :'''DANGERESQUE:''' You're gettin' too old for this job, coffee. | ||
+ | ====Use on Blinds==== | ||
+ | :'''DANGERESQUE:''' Sure. maybe I can poison a few pigeons. | ||
+ | ====Use on Casefile==== | ||
+ | :'''DANGERESQUE:''' Maybe if I spill coffee on The Chief's case file, he won't be able to read it and he'll think it's solved! | ||
+ | :''{Adds coffee to casefile, creating a large black spot on it}'' | ||
+ | :'''DANGERESQUE:''' Or maybe it'll just ruin it and I'll go to jail. | ||
+ | :''{Game Over sequence}'' | ||
+ | ====Use on Dangeresque==== | ||
+ | :'''DANGERESQUE:''' Dangeresque NEVER backs down from | ||
+ | ====Use on Anything Else==== | ||
+ | :'''DANGERESQUE:''' Naw. Pouring old coffee on that won't help. What a surprise. | ||
=="Need to WASD"== | =="Need to WASD"== |
Revision as of 18:33, 2 December 2008
These are all of the responses in Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque.
- Spoiler warning: Plot or ending details follow.
Contents |
Intro
- DANGERESQUE: Man. That warehaus was full of action and suspense.
- THE CHIEF: DANGERESQUE! YOU'RE OUTTA LINE!
- DANGERESQUE: Oh crap! It's the Chief! I was supposed to solve a case for him months ago.
- THE CHIEF: YOU'RE A LOOSE CANNON! A LONER! WHEN YOU'RE AROUND, PEOPLE GET HURT, DANGERESQUE!
- DANGERESQUE: Hey, that's what it says on my business cards!
- THE CHIEF: IF YOU DON'T WALK OUT THIS DOOR WITH MY CASE SOLVED, I'M LOCKIN' YOU UP!
- DANGERESQUE: Sounds like he means it. Better try and "solve" his case, quick.
- DANGERESQUE: {thinking} Now where'd I put that case file...
Non-Inventory
Dangeresque
Look
- {Chosen in order.}
- DANGERESQUE: Do these laces make my head look husky?
- DANGERESQUE: I look ready for love, a gunfight, a car chase, and a small salad all at once!
- DANGERESQUE: Who's the expensive action star with the cheapest costume ever-DANGERESQUE! Ooh, you dang right.
Get/Use
- {Dangeresque jumps in a direction away from the player while in place, putting his hands in the air as he does so.}
- DANGERESQUE: {After he jumps} Hee hee! {As he says this, he nods his head.}
Talk To
- {Chosen in order}
- DANGERESQUE: {Faces away from the player.} Oh Dangeresque! You're so manly and my husband The Chief is so balding and football watchy. Let's keep making out
- THE CHIEF: I'm NOT FALLIN' FOR THAT CRAP AGAIN! GLADYS HAS BEEN DEAD FOR 30 YEARS!
- DANGERESQUE: Oh jeez. Uh, sorry The Chief.
- THE CHIEF: HA! JUST KIDDING! NO WOMAN WILL COME WITHIN 20 FEET OF ME!
- DANGERESQUE: Um, touche'?
- DANGERESQUE: {Faces away from the player.} Looks like I'm gonna have to juuuuuuump!
- THE CHIEF: HE'S JUMPIN' OUT THE WINDOW! CALL FOR BACKUP! SEAL OFF THE BUILDING! TAKE THE SHOT!
- DANGERESQUE: Heh heh. I love doin' that.
- THE CHIEF: HEY!
- DANGERESQUE: {Faces to the player's left.} You think you're real hot stuff around here don't you Dangeresque?
- DANGERESQUE: {Faces to the player's right.} Hotter than you, Kowalski.
- DANGERESQUE: {Faces to the player's left.} You wanna go toe to toe with me?!
- DANGERESQUE: {Faces to the player's right.} I'd probably get athlete's foot.
- DANGERESQUE: {Faces to the player's left.} Heh. You're alright Dangeresque. You're aaall riiiight.
Lamp
Look
- DANGERESQUE: You just keep doing your swing thing, man. Swing it out.
Get/Use
- DANGERESQUE: Prolly just use the switch, no?
Talk To
- DANGERESQUE: Excuse me my good Lamp... Do you know the times?
Switch
Look
- DANGERESQUE: It was expensive but I finally upgraded to include the OFF package.
Get/Use
- {When light is on; Dangeresque goes to the switch and turns it off}
- DANGERESQUE: Better make it more romantic in here in case a leggy dame stops by.
- THE CHIEF: Hey! Don't discount my gams! I'm on the stairmaster all the time!
- DANGERESQUE: Quiet you!
- {When light is off; Dangeresque goes to the switch and turns it on}
- DANGERESQUE: Yeah, it's kinda hard to see. My cool, cool nightvision goggles are in the shop.
Talk To
- DANGERESQUE: Dangeresque doesn't RAVE, switchy.
Rug
Look
- {When rug is flat}
- DANGERESQUE: Got this for 10 bucks at a "Rugs 4 Thugs" auction. All proceeds benefit underpriviledged mid-level enforcers everywhere!
- {When rug corner is raised, lights on}
- DANGERESQUE: There's something faintly scribbled on the floorboards.
- {When rug corner is raised, lights off and blinds open}
- DANGERESQUE: I can't see anything under the rug in all this moonlight.
- {When rug corner is raised, lights off and blinds closed}
- DANGERESQUE: Hey! It's the combination to my safe! 73!
- DANGERESQUE: {thinking} I forgot I wrote it in invisible, glow-in-the-dark ink!
Get/Use
- {When rug is flat; Dangeresque lifts corner of the rug}
- DANGERESQUE: Hands up, Floor!
- {When rug corner is raised; Dangeresque flattens out the rug}
- DANGERESQUE: Go away, small part of floor!
Talk To
- {When rug is flat}
- DANGERESQUE: Lookin' rectangulous, rug.
- {When rug corner is raised}
- DANGERESQUE: Freeze, dust mites!
Door
Look
- DANGERESQUE: It says, "EUQSEREGNAD". And there's a The Chief seething behind it.
- DANGERESQUE: {thinking} Man, listen to that guy seethe.
Get/Use
- {Chosen in order}
- DANGERESQUE: I better solve the Chief's case first.
- DANGERESQUE: I REALLY better solve the Chief's case first.
- THE CHIEF: YEAH YOU BETTER!
- DANGERESQUE: {thinking} I really better stop talking to myself so loud.
- THE CHIEF: YEAH YOU BETTER!
- DANGERESQUE: Yeah, y'know what? Screw this! Dangeresque doesn't take orders from anybody!
- {opens door}
- THE CHIEF: IZZAT SO?
- DANGERESQUE: Oh, hi giant SWAT team. What's up?
- {A giant hand in a blue glove reaches in and grabs Dangeresque and pulls him from the room. Game Over sequence.}
Talk To
- {Chosen in order}
- DANGERESQUE: What did you want again, The Chief?
- THE CHIEF: YOU SOLVE MY FRIGGIN' CASE RIGHT NOW OR I'M TAKIN' YOU TO THE HOOSEGOW!
- DANGERESQUE: Oh right. Forgot already.
- DANGERESQUE: Hey, The Chief, do you respect me as an artist?
- THE CHIEF: SOLVE MY FRIKKIN' CASE ALREADY!!
- DANGERESQUE: Sorry. My bad. Admittedly, that was off-topic.
- DANGERESQUE: What's a 7-letter word for "to shamble one down"?
- THE CHIEF: I'LL SHAMBLE YOU DOWN IN THE STATE PEN!
- {banging on the door, which bursts open}
- DANGERESQUE: {to the player} I bring-a this on-a myself.
- {Game Over sequence}
Blinds
Look
- {When closed}
- DANGERESQUE: These blinds are keeping me from seeing the city at large.
- {When open}
- DANGERESQUE: Man, that city is SO at large. And so is that fat guy watching TV in that apartment over there.
Get/Use
- {If the windowsill is empty}
- DANGERESQUE: You got it, hoss.
- {If blinds are closed, opens blinds; if blinds are open, closes blinds}
- {If something is on the windowsill}
- DANGERESQUE: I should pick that thing up first.
Talk To
- {When closed}
- DANGERESQUE: Thanks for providing the appropriate noir atmosphere, blinds.
- {When open}
- DANGERESQUE: HEY FAT GUY WATCHING TV!! Nope, can't hear me.
Ashtray
Look
- DANGERESQUE: It's an ashtray. The ash meter is on 'E'
Get/Use
- DANGERESQUE: No thanks. That would get me all ashen. Faced.
Talk To
- DANGERESQUE: Your ash is grash!
Dangerdesque
Look
- DANGERESQUE: The Dangerdesque is built to withstand gunshots, slammed-down badges, and impromptu makeouts with femme fatales.
Get/Use
- {When desque is closed}
- DANGERESQUE: This whole system is outta line!!
- {pounds the desque, which pops open}
- {When desque is open}
- DANGERESQUE: Policy?! How did policy help that poor innocent girl?!
- {pounds the desque, which closes}
Talk To
- DANGERESQUE: Excuse me my good Dangerdesque... Do you know the times?
Safe
Look
- {When safe is closed, or when safe is open, after taking camera}
- DANGERESQUE: Look safe? It looks safe.
- {When safe is open, before taking camera}
- DANGERESQUE: Look safe? It looks safe. There's a camera all up in there!
Get/Use
- {Before finding the combination}
- DANGERESQUE: Crapdangle! I forgot the 2-digit combination.
- DANGERESQUE: {thinking} Maybe I wrote it down somewhere.
- {After finding the combination, opening for the first time}
- DANGERESQUE: Dangcrapple! I remembered the combination!
- {Opens safe}
- {After first opening, when safe is closed}
- DANGERESQUE: Open safe. Sounds like some kinda doorknob.
- {When safe is open; closing safe}
- DANGERESQUE: Close safe. Sounds like some kinda laundry detergent.
Talk To
- DANGERESQUE: Dangeresque NEVER plays it safe!
Telephone
Look
- DANGERESQUE: This phone helps me take a proverbial bite out of proverbial crime.
Get/Use
- {When you don't have the number, or after Pom Pom dislodges the takeout from the safetop}
- DANGERESQUE: We're sending help immediately, Mrs. Fletcher!
- {When you have the number, before trying to take the take-out from the top of the safe}
- DANGERESQUE: Hello? Kung-Fu Dragon? I, uh, just wanted to say what a cool name you have. Okay, bye.
- {Hangs up}
- DANGERESQUE: {thinking} Prolly should have a reason to call them first.
- {When you have the number, after trying to take the take-out from the top of the safe}
- DANGERESQUE: Hello? Kung-Fu Dragon? I have a take-out tech support issue. A Take Support issue, if you will. Can you send a specialist right away? Thanks!
- {Hangs up. Pom Pom peeks in the window, then jumps in and kicks the takeout off of the safe, and jumps back out the window}
- DANGERESQUE: Nice!
- DANGERESQUE: {thinking} Note to self: don't ever mess with the takeout delivery guy.
Talk To
- {Same as Get/Use.}
Chair
Look
- DANGERESQUE: I've slept more hours in that office chair than I have in beds. You just can't slouch properly in a bed.
Get/Use
- DANGERESQUE: Oooh I love this! Whee!
- {Jumps into the chair, spinning it for a few seconds. Gets off}
- {Before drinking the coffee or eating the Chinese take-out}
- DANGERESQUE: Whoa! Feelin' woozy.
- {After only eating the Chinese take-out}
- DANGERESQUE: Uh oh. *burp* That was close. Almost had the Return of the Kung-Fu Dragon there.
- {After only drinking the coffee}
- DANGERESQUE: Oh jeez. *urp* Phew. The 2 year old creamer in that coffee doesn't fool around.
- {After both drinking the coffee and eating the Chinese take-out}
- DANGERESQUE: Aw nuts. *hurk* Here comes trouble.
- {Turns away from player to puke, turns back with puke-filled paper bag}
- DANGERESQUE: I'll just, uh, send this to the "boys" down at the, um, "lab".
- {After puking}
- DANGERESQUE: No more turkish twist. I have my bag of whoozit.
- {if desque drawer is open}
- DANGERESQUE: I should close the drawer first to avoid sitting in the drawer instead.
Sweet/Sour Sauce
Look
- DANGERESQUE: Eww. Looks like some sweet n' sour sauce oozed onto my safe.
Get/Use
- DANGERESQUE: I'm not layin' a glove on that stuff! It'd probably get stuck there.
Talk To
- DANGERESQUE: Don't gimme none o' your talk-sauce!
Biz Card
Look
- {First time}
- DANGERESQUE: Hey! It's the number for Kung-Fu Dragon takeout! 555-KUFU. I can remember that.
- {after first time}
- DANGERESQUE: I already got those digits memorized. And I like how it looks on the floor.
Get/Use
- {Same as Look}
Talk To
- DANGERESQUE: STAY DOWN!
Inventory
Camera
While it's in the safe
Look
- DANGERESQUE: Ooh! It's my Snoopeur 200 Telefoto Instant Camera. Oh, the things we've illegally surveilled.
Get/Use
- DANGERESQUE: Bet I could take some seriously compromising photographs with this baby.
- {Takes Camera from safe, adds to inventory}
Talk To
- DANGERESQUE: I'm gonna GET you!
Use on blinds
- {With blinds closed}
- DANGERESQUE: I should open the blinds first.
- {With nothing on windowsill}
- DANGERESQUE: Let's see what degree murders I can witness today.
- {Cut to view out of window at Strong Sad's apartment}
- DANGERESQUE: Whoa, look at that shlump! That guy's just a victim waiting to happen.
- {With coffee on windowsill}
- DANGERESQUE: Let's see what degree murders I can witness today.
- {Cut to view out of window at Strong Sad's apartment}
- DANGERESQUE: That sad sack is definitely not the "World's Best Crooked Cop!" I'm not takin' this shot.
- {With UNSOLVED stamp on windowsill}
- DANGERESQUE: Let's see what degree murders I can witness today.
- {Cut to view out of window at Strong Sad's apartment}
- DANGERESQUE: Watch out Lord Fatmonger! A giant rubber stamp is trying to assault you! I'm not takin' this shot.
- {With inked UNSOLVED stamp on windowsill}
- DANGERESQUE: Let's see what degree murders I can witness today.
- {Cut to view out of window at Strong Sad's apartment}
- DANGERESQUE: Watch out Lord Fatmonger! That saucy rubber stamp is gonna get saucy on you! I'm not takin' this shot.
- {With whoozit on windowsill}
- DANGERESQUE: Let's see what degree murders I can witness today.
- {Cut to view out of window at Strong Sad's apartment}
- DANGERESQUE: Well, one hideous sack deserves another. I'm not takin' this shot.
- {With takeout on windowsill
- DANGERESQUE: Let's see what degree murders I can witness today.
- {Cut to view out of window at Strong Sad's apartment}
- DANGERESQUE: Now HERE'S a shot I can use! It totally looks like the Dragon Man is kung-fuing that fat slob!
- {If picture has already been taken}
- DANGERESQUE: I'm outta film. Plus, I already got the money shot.
Kung-Fu Takeout
While it's on the Safe or on the Windowsill
Look
- DANGERESQUE: Some 5-year old takeout from Kung-Fu Dragon.
- DANGERESQUE: I keep it around cause there's a cool picture of a Dragon Man doing Kung-Fu on it.
Get/Use
- {When stuck to the safe; Dangeresque gets on his tiptoes and extends his arms upward. After a brief moment he gives up and stands normally.}
- DANGERESQUE: Nnnng! It's stuck to the top of the safe! I'm gonna need to hire a Takeout-Stuck-To-The-Safe Cracker for this one.
- {After it's dislodged, either on the safe or on the windowsill}
- DANGERESQUE: Good idea. Never know when you might need to make somebody puke.
Talk To
- DANGERESQUE: And the Kung-Fu Dragon Chinese Takeout comes in the niiiight! (they're open late)
Use on Blinds
- {With blinds closed}
- DANGERESQUE: I should open the blinds first.
- {With nothing on windowsill}
- DANGERESQUE: Yeah, I should prolly air this stuff out a bit.
- {With something already on windowsill}
- DANGERESQUE: There's already something up there.
Use on Casefile
- DANGERESQUE: This takeout is basically puke waiting to happen, maybe it can be the physical evidence for The Chief's case.
- {Puts takeout in casefile, casefile is now stained brown}
- DANGERESQUE: Aw Chunkblow! It just made it all gross and stuck together. Now I'll never pretend to solve it!
- The Chief: I HEARD THAT KOWALSKI! TURN IN YOUR BADGE!
- DANGERESQUE: Um, who?
- The Chief: OH. I MEAN DANGERESQUE.
- DANGERESQUE: Crap.
- {Gave Over sequence}
Use on Dangeresque
- {First time}
- DANGERESQUE: Yeah, this takeout has seen too much over the years.
- DANGERESQUE:
- {After first time}
- DANGERESQUE: This box has a cool picture of a Dragon Man doing Kung-Fu on it.
- DANGERESQUE: {thinking} Wish he was real. He looks capable of some reakky cool-to-watch assault and battery.
Use on Anything Else
- DANGERESQUE: That doesn't need to feel the fury of a Dragon Man doing Kung-Fu.
Bag of Whoosit
Use on Blinds
- DANGERESQUE: Gramma used to do this to cool hers off.
While it's on the Windowsill
Look
- DANGERESQUE: It looks so delicious steaming on the windowsill there...wait, what?
Get/Use
- DANGERESQUE: Wish there was a better place for this.
{Dangeresque takes bag from window.}
- DANGERESQUE: Bag 'em up, Chuck.
Talk To
- DANGERESQUE: Bag of whoosit, there's something me and the guys need to tell you about hygiene.
Coffee
While it's on the Dangerdesque or Windowsill
=Look
- DANGERESQUE: It's so old the creamer has formed a fuzzy little island in the middle.
Get/Use
- DANGERESQUE: Yeah. I might accidentally drink it if it's just sittin' there.
Talk To
- DANGERESQUE: You're gettin' too old for this job, coffee.
Use on Blinds
- DANGERESQUE: Sure. maybe I can poison a few pigeons.
Use on Casefile
- DANGERESQUE: Maybe if I spill coffee on The Chief's case file, he won't be able to read it and he'll think it's solved!
- {Adds coffee to casefile, creating a large black spot on it}
- DANGERESQUE: Or maybe it'll just ruin it and I'll go to jail.
- {Game Over sequence}
Use on Dangeresque
- DANGERESQUE: Dangeresque NEVER backs down from
Use on Anything Else
- DANGERESQUE: Naw. Pouring old coffee on that won't help. What a surprise.
"Need to WASD"
- {When the player trys to "Get/Use" the Dangerdesque from the side farthest from the door}
- DANGERESQUE: {Thinking} I need to WASD myself to the front of the desk for full dramatic effect.
- {When the player trys to "Get/Use" the Chair from anywhere but the bottom side of the desk}
- DANGERESQUE: {Thinking} I need to WASD myself below that chair to get the jump on it.
- {When the player trys to "Get/Use" any other object, except the door, the safe, and the casefile, from too far away}
- DANGERESQUE: {Thinking} I need to WASD myself closer.
Fun Facts
Inside References
- "Stairmaster" is a reference to A Jorb Well Done.
- Talking to certain objects will have Dangeresque ask the object "Do you know the times?", as Homestar Runner asked of the Monstrosity in animal.
- When Dangeresque talks to the Chinese food container, he references a line from Trogdor's theme song.
- Also, when he refers to the figure on the box as a "Dragon Man", it further references the song.
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