Dangeresque Roomisode 3: Keep My Enemies, Loser

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Dangeresque Roomisode 3: Keep My Enemies, Loser is the third chapter of Dangeresque: The Roomisode Triungulate.


Locations: Perducci's, Smoky Office

Date: Friday, August 11, 2023



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Keep My Enemies, Loser is a point-and-click adventure game. The player moves Dangeresque through Perducci's restaurant, and can interact with people and items by choosing to look at, manipulate, or talk to them. Dangeresque narrates the actions he takes, for the benefit of the player. Puzzles frequently require completing several steps in sequence or combining multiple items.

Winning the game

See main article: Dangeresque Roomisode 3: Keep My Enemies, Loser Walkthrough

Dangeresque must protect Perducci from four assassins, then make his escape from the mobster.

  • Prevent Sultry Buttons from throwing a knife at Perducci.
  • Prevent Unknown Assassin 1 from blowing a poison dart at Perducci.
  • Prevent Unknown Assassin 2 from blasting Perducci with a laser-scope sniper rifle.
  • Prevent Professor Experimento from dropping a satellite on Perducci.
  • Mix a cocktail for Perducci with an extra ingredient: poison!

Losing the game

  • Try to Get Killingyouguy.
  • Hold up Killingyouguy with the plastic banana.
  • Give Perducci the "all clear" before dealing with the current assassination attempt.
  • Open the door to the kitchen before properly shielding Perducci.
  • Walk into the laser sight while the sniper is aiming.
  • Give the waiter orders in an incorrect arrangement.
  • Answer the ringing phone.
  • Be holding the phone when giving Perducci the "all clear".
  • Give the cocktail a name that Perducci and/or Killingyouguy does not like.
  • Give Perducci the cocktail without putting the poison dart in it.

Fun Facts

A glitched screenshot from the game's development, shared to @StrongBadActual.


  • A "made man" is a mafia term for someone who has officially joined the ranks of the mafia, as opposed to being an associate.


  • The title card first appears with the text "Keep My Enemies Closer", with a bullet hole removing the "C" as a comma is added to reveal the true title.
  • Rif Simken is said to have 16 full hitters, 12 resists, and 37 MRI's.
    • A no-hitter is a game where a pitcher plays all innings without a single batter on the opposing team getting a hit.
    • A resist, like the full hitter and the MRI, is not a valid baseball statistic. The correct term is assist which, although a valid baseball statistic, is more generally associated with other sports such as soccer, basketball, and ice hockey.
    • An MRI refers to Magnetic Resonance Imaging, which is used in brain scans. An RBI (Runs Batted In) is how many players scored runs while the player was at bat.

Inside References

Real World References

  • The televised opera The Tragedy of Mrs. Dash is named after a spice mix.
  • Dangeresque puts a shield in Armzipan's hand to protect her from being turned to stone, a reference to the Ancient Greek myth of Perseus and Medusa.

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