Dislike of Old People
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There have been numerous occasions where characters have expressed dislike of old people. Strong Bad especially seems to harbor a deep resentment of the aged.
Appearances
- Email vacation — While visiting the The Great Mound, Strong Bad remarks about the abundance of old ladies, and that he doesn't like them and doesn't even want to see them.
- Email monster truck — Strong Bad will not allow old people to enter Awexome Cross '98 without a bucket of fried chicken for him.
- Email the bet — Strong Bad calls The King of Town a "creepy old man".
- Email theme park — The motto of Strong Bad's Mount RidesPlace! USA is "More rides than you or your grandmother can handle"; it then says at the bottom of the screen: "* please do not bring your grandmother".
- Shopping for Danger — After the Blue Laser Minion tells Blue Laser Commander that his shopping cart is being used to help an old lady do her shopping, the Commander says, "Old ladies SUCK!"
- Email narrator — Strong Bad describes Bubs and Coach Z as "weird old men" in an unaffectionate manner.
- 8-Bit is Enough — Strong Bad greets The Innkeeper with, "Hi, decrepit old person."
- Compy Catalog — Strong Bad introduces the Grampy Aught-Six as a Compe for those who have trouble opening digital pictures of their grandkids or taking four consecutive steps. Also comes with an optional real mouse that will prechew your food for you, sold seperately.