Drive-Thru Whale

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"Sever your leg, please. It's the greatest day."
"Pour Gravel on your stump, ma'am?"

The Drive-Thru Whale is a drive-through speaker that does not appear to be linked to a restaurant, though nightlife suggests that it is the mascot for Blubb-o's. The speaker is very scratchy and difficult to understand. Its speech patterns range from typical drive-thru speaker phrases like "Would you like to try a combo meal?" to seemingly random phrases like "Sever your leg, please. It's the greatest day," as well as playing a short length of music. The Drive-Thru Whale can apparently move from place to place using a rocket booster mounted underneath it, which allows it to fly up into Outer Space. It apparently has a taste for Europa-pean Lobster, or perhaps for anything that will sever its leg. The Drive-Thru Whale was originally discovered in The Field, but has since been seen on the Sweet Puttin' Cakes Puttiature Golf-Golf Course.


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