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+ | '''[[strongbad_email.exe]] Bonus Email #2''' | ||
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+ | Strong Bad kills a few email birds with one stone, and answers three emails. This email seems to take place in the Tandy 400 era. | ||
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+ | '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}} | ||
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+ | '''Places:''' [[Computer Room]] | ||
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+ | '''Computer:''' [[Tandy 400]] | ||
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+ | '''Running Time:''' 1:02 | ||
+ | __FORCETOC__ | ||
+ | == Transcript == | ||
+ | '''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, let's see if we can't kill a few email birds here with one big email bird killing stone. ''{reads email}'' | ||
+ | |||
+ | <blockquote class="short tandy email">how are you why don't you make a joke<br /> | ||
+ | kiss<br /> | ||
+ | bettina</blockquote> | ||
+ | |||
+ | ''{Strong Bad reads the email with a drone, exactly as written}'' | ||
+ | |||
+ | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Uh, I'm fine, Bettina. Why don't you make a sentence? ''{stops typing, pulls up second email}'' Let's see what else we've got here... ''{reads email}'' | ||
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+ | <blockquote class="short tandy email">Homestar Runner is a total dork. Don't you<br /> | ||
+ | think he's a total dork? I think he's a total dork!<br /> | ||
+ | -Jeffrey Gilligan</blockquote> | ||
+ | |||
+ | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' I agree. Don't you think I agree? I agree! ''{stops typing, pulls up third email}'' And lastly... ''{reads email}'' | ||
+ | |||
+ | <blockquote class="tandy email">Do you like to horse ride? I am horse woman!<br /> | ||
+ | neigh. Horse woman can beat Strong Bad up.<br /> | ||
+ | *kick*<br /> | ||
+ | <br /> | ||
+ | -Naomi, AB</blockquote> | ||
+ | |||
+ | ''{Strong Bad reads AB as "ab"}'' | ||
+ | |||
+ | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Strong Bad feed horse woman poison oats. *sting* Minus 15 hit points! ''{types that as "-15 hp"}'' ''{stops typing}'' Ohh. That put me in the mood for a little text adventure. I'll talk to you guys later! | ||
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+ | ''{Clears screen, bring up a text adventure, with the following text on the screen:}'' | ||
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+ | <blockquote class="tandy email">Welcome to Text Quest<br /> | ||
+ | <br /> | ||
+ | You are in a hallway. Obvious exits are West, South,<br /> | ||
+ | and Over There. Around you is a dagger and another<br /> | ||
+ | dagger.<br /> | ||
+ | <br /> | ||
+ | What will you do?</blockquote> | ||
+ | |||
+ | '''STRONG BAD:''' Oooh, this is gonna be good. I hope I find some scrolls. Or maybe a flask. ''{typing}'' get dagger | ||
+ | |||
+ | ''{Text appears on the screen reading "What is 'dagger'?"}'' | ||
+ | |||
+ | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{angrily}'' Oh, you stupid game! The dagger you just told me about! | ||
+ | |||
+ | ''{[[The Paper]] comes down.}'' | ||
+ | |||
+ | == Fun Facts == | ||
+ | ===Trivia=== | ||
+ | *You can hear the hum in the background when Strong Bad speaks, implying that this was recorded before [[The Brothers Chaps]] got a better microphone and thus is an authentic old email. | ||
+ | *These emails were originally up on the now defunct [[HR:wireless.html|WAP version]] of Strong Bad Email. | ||
+ | |||
+ | ===Real-World References=== | ||
+ | *"What is dagger?" is probably a reference to how many old text adventures usually wouldn't do what you told them to. | ||
+ | |||
+ | ===Fast-Forward=== | ||
+ | *The text game probably led to [[Thy Dungeonman]], seeing as it's extremely similar. | ||
+ | **The comment on scrolls and flasks are referenced in [[Thy Dungeonman]], for these are key items in Thy Dungeonman. | ||
+ | **The dagger in Thy Dungeonman that you can get without even being told about it is probably a reference to this email. | ||
+ | *"Over There" is the place Strong Bad visited in [[vacation]]. | ||
+ | |||
+ | == Related Links == | ||
+ | [[strongbad_email.exe]] | ||
+ | [[Category:Strong Bad DVD]] | ||
+ | [[Category:Tandy 400 Emails]] |
Revision as of 06:18, 12 November 2005
strongbad_email.exe Bonus Email #2
Strong Bad kills a few email birds with one stone, and answers three emails. This email seems to take place in the Tandy 400 era.
Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad
Places: Computer Room
Computer: Tandy 400
Running Time: 1:02
Contents |
Transcript
STRONG BAD: Okay, let's see if we can't kill a few email birds here with one big email bird killing stone. {reads email}
how are you why don't you make a joke
kiss
bettina
{Strong Bad reads the email with a drone, exactly as written}
STRONG BAD: {typing} Uh, I'm fine, Bettina. Why don't you make a sentence? {stops typing, pulls up second email} Let's see what else we've got here... {reads email}
Homestar Runner is a total dork. Don't you
think he's a total dork? I think he's a total dork!
-Jeffrey Gilligan
STRONG BAD: {typing} I agree. Don't you think I agree? I agree! {stops typing, pulls up third email} And lastly... {reads email}
Do you like to horse ride? I am horse woman!
neigh. Horse woman can beat Strong Bad up.
*kick*
-Naomi, AB
{Strong Bad reads AB as "ab"}
STRONG BAD: {typing} Strong Bad feed horse woman poison oats. *sting* Minus 15 hit points! {types that as "-15 hp"} {stops typing} Ohh. That put me in the mood for a little text adventure. I'll talk to you guys later!
{Clears screen, bring up a text adventure, with the following text on the screen:}
Welcome to Text Quest
You are in a hallway. Obvious exits are West, South,
and Over There. Around you is a dagger and another
dagger.
What will you do?
STRONG BAD: Oooh, this is gonna be good. I hope I find some scrolls. Or maybe a flask. {typing} get dagger
{Text appears on the screen reading "What is 'dagger'?"}
STRONG BAD: {angrily} Oh, you stupid game! The dagger you just told me about!
{The Paper comes down.}
Fun Facts
Trivia
- You can hear the hum in the background when Strong Bad speaks, implying that this was recorded before The Brothers Chaps got a better microphone and thus is an authentic old email.
- These emails were originally up on the now defunct WAP version of Strong Bad Email.
Real-World References
- "What is dagger?" is probably a reference to how many old text adventures usually wouldn't do what you told them to.
Fast-Forward
- The text game probably led to Thy Dungeonman, seeing as it's extremely similar.
- The comment on scrolls and flasks are referenced in Thy Dungeonman, for these are key items in Thy Dungeonman.
- The dagger in Thy Dungeonman that you can get without even being told about it is probably a reference to this email.
- "Over There" is the place Strong Bad visited in vacation.