Eating Non-Food Items

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Characters often eat non-food items or are implied to have done so, whether by ravenous eating habits or baldfaced ignorance.



Coach Z

Homestar Runner

  • Email secret recipes — Strong Bad gives Homestar Runner a bowl of sour cream and The Cheat hair. Homestar soon after admits that he knew it was sour cream and The Cheat hair. Later, Homestar eats "Stupid Uncle Egg's Goodtime Diaper Pie", which is actually a pinecone.
  • Email do over — Homestar, dressed as The Cheat, eats a pile of change off of the floor.
  • Bug in Mouth Disease — Homestar accidentally tells Strong Bad that he swallowed his computer instead of a small bug.
  • Email theme song — Homestar is seen eating a sandwich made of light bulbs stuck between two pieces of bread.
  • Everything Else, Volume 2 — If the viewer does not select anything on the main menu, Homestar will try to eat the words.
  • Quality Time — Homestar attempts to eat a broom and a coat while in the closet, thinking they are cake.
  • Email nightlife (Easter Egg) — While asleep, Homestar decides to eat a kazoo, rather than a carrot. Notably, he seems to be dreaming that he is actually eating a fellow Girl Scout.
  • SBCG4AP Gameplay Trailer — Homestar bites a Wii remote, after calling it a "futuristic candy bar".
  • 8-Bit is Enough — Homestar eats his quarter, Lucky George.
  • Where My Hat Is At? — Homestar believes it would make sense for his non-edible hat to be cooking on a food grill.


  • The House That Gave Sucky Treats — Two of the choices for Homsar are shaving cream and a wrench. Homsar says "Oh no, I think this is my favorite!" when you give him the wrench.

The King of Town

  • Email monster truck — The King of Town is seen eating a cardboard box covered in pancake syrup, which he thinks is a cake.
  • 3 Times Halloween Funjob — The King of Town eats a dozen eggs, washes them down with a roll of toilet paper and afterwards starts eating Marzipan's candy-corn light bulbs.
  • Email secret recipes — The King of Town is seen eating various deodorant products.
  • Email record book — The King of Town eats a salt shaker.
  • No Hands On Deck! — The King of Town spits out a remote control.
  • Decemberween Short Shorts — The King of Town, as a stocking, hopes it isn't unethical or unlawful to want to eat himself and claims that it "wouldn't be the first time" he had been stuffed with coal. This is followed by a photo showing a plate of coal covered in onion salt and hot sauce, labeled "The King of Town's Last Three Items in the Pantry Special".
  • Email unnatural — The King of Town is seen sitting at his table, with a fork stuck in it and several bite marks taken out of it.
  • Happy Hallow-dayStrong Sad accuses The King of Town of eating Halloween night. He responds by claiming he's on a strict diet of Arbor Day and Earth Day.
  • Email diorama — The King of Town admits to eating cotton balls.
  • Email nightlife (Easter Egg) — The King of Town dips a motherboard in 70% cacao.
  • Email fan club (Easter Egg) — The King confesses to have eaten whatsit.
  • Email buried (Easter Egg) — The King orders the underground layers of Strong Badia as if he is reading a menu.
  • Email rated (Easter Egg) — When The King hears that you have to eat puppies for breakfast in Translyvania, he tells the Poopsmith to pack his bags and plastic fangs.
  • Strong Badia the Free — In order to prevent Strong Bad from using it to leave his house, the King of Town eats Strong Bad's map from Homestar Ruiner.
  • Baddest of the Bands — The King of Town is seen eating a Wii remote while being recruited for DÖI. He also eats part of the wire to the button that activates Strong Bad's secret stage prop. He also eats bleached, buttered bats on stage.
  • Most in the Graveyard — When The King of Town is asked by Strong Bad why he dressed up as Hello Kitty, The King of Town replies that he dressed up as his favorite candy. Strong Bad remarks, "Um, I'm pretty sure those were erasers."
  • Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2 — The King of Town mentions that he's eating a chocolate dipped tapeworm.
  • Doomy Tales of the Macabre — Strong Bad accuses The King of Town of eating the colonel's mustard and the rope and the parlor. The King argues, "I only admit to two-thirds of that statement."

Mary Palaroncini


Pan Pan

Sickly Sam


  • Under Construction — Stinkoman eats Sticklyman's "dirt" to determine what it is; although it turned out to be pudding, he didn't seem to know that before putting it in his mouth.
  • Email time capsule — Stinkoman eats real dirt, commenting: "Oh man, those first four hundred bites of dirt were not so good. Maybe the next one will be better." He then eats a cassette tape from Strong Bad's time capsule, believing it to be a Power Crunch. After eating it, he claims that "it tastes like a number one jam".

Strong Bad

  • Email interview — After a brief conversation with Homsar, Strong Bad prepares to gnaw off his own leg.
  • Teen Girl Squad Issue 10 — Strong Bad claims that the piece of paper containing the last panel of the comic (and a picture of the Hotgly One) is a piece of pizza and stuffs the paper into his mouth to disguise the fact that he was making out with it.

Strong Mad

  • The House That Gave Sucky Treats — Strong Mad eats rocks and then half an actual can of soda. (This inexplicably causes The Cheat's head to explode.)
  • Email Processing Room — Strong Mad chews up a piece of paper with an email printed on it and spits it out before sending it to Strong Bad.
  • Email origins — Strong Bad says Strong Mad ate The Cheat's chainwhip.
  • Email narrator — Strong Mad confesses to eating his battleship. Strong Bad then claims he's "surprised Strong Mad hasn't eaten The Cheat by now".
  • Sbemail 150?!? — Strong Bad claims that Strong Mad ate his 150th email.
  • Email isp — Strong Mad literally sucks up bandwidth.
  • Email retirement — Strong Mad, as "House-Mouth", swallows the Compy 386 whole.
  • Doomy Tales of the Macabre — Strong Mad accidentally eats The Cheat, and Strong Bad then claims that Strong Mad eats The Cheat four times a day.

Strong Sad

  • The House That Gave Sucky Treats — Necco wafers remind Strong Sad of when he ate colored chalk and nearly died.
  • Rotten Eggs — Strong Sad enjoys making stewed Easter basket grass (whether he himself eats it is debatable, however).

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