Edgar

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Edgar

Edgar is a programmer who writes antivirus and email utilities for the Compy 386, Lappy 486, and the Corpy NT6 systems. He may live with his mother, as he does all of his programming in various locations inside her house. All of his software is outdated. Edgar is a spoof of the popular Norton Utilities, which also used to have a picture of its creator as its icon.

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Edgarware

"Now drop a train on 'em!"

Edgarware, or "Edgar the Virus Hunter," is Strong Bad's anti-virus program on the Compy 386 and copyrighted in 1982. He used it in the email "virus," in which it detected 423,827 viruses on the Compy. The viruses caused a Flagrant System Error and ended the computer before Edgarware had time to try to remove them. The program appeared again on Main Page 22.

This is the splash screen for Edgarware:

Edga Jr.

The Edga Jr. Splash Screen

Edga Jr. is a software similar to Edgarware. Its purpose is to filter out emails that contain indents—since Strong Bad seems to dislike emails with multiple paragraphs. It first appears in the email long pants. Strong Bad calls Edga Jr. "one o' them red-haired rapscalli...wags."

Its splash screen reads:

Edgar's Baby's Daddy

Edgar's Baby's Daddy

Edgar's Baby's Daddy is a computer protection software similar to Edgarware and Edga Jr. It is a Homestar junkmail filter that filters out all emails sent by Homestar Runner, who seems to email Strong Bad several times a minute. Strong Bad has it installed on his Lappy 486. It was seen in the email candy product.

The filter screen reads:

Edgar´s Baby´s Daddy
H*R Junkmail Filta
Subject Time Sender
Re: Besing Friends
Draw Trogdor again ;)
Re: re: re: resending
Re: PharamBlacy news
Possible caper
Rrrrates so low!!!!
Shemp vs. Curly Joe
It´s almost 10:25!!
10:22
10:22
10:23
10:23
10:23
10:24
10:24
10:24
Homestar Runner
Homestar Runner
Homestar Runner
Homestar Runner
Homestar Runner
Homestar Runner
Homestar Runner
Homestar Runner

Grandmaw Edgar

"Good thing The Cheat hooked me up with this Cheatware!"
"Nice work, pixel granny!"

Grandmaw Edgar was given to Strong Bad by The Cheat. It was used by Strong Bad in from work in order to get around the corporate firewall and check his email. Its loading screen features an animation of Grandmaw Edgar pole vaulting over a brick wall into an envelope.

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