Email Intros, Part Two

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This article is about the second DVD feature. For the DVD feature of the original 100 email intros, see Email Intros. For the up-to-date list of all email intros, see Strong Bad Email Intros.

Email Intros, Part Two is a video on strongbad_email.exe Disc Five. It's a compilation of the intros to each of the next 60 Strong Bad Email intros (the little songs or other things Strong Bad says at the beginning of each email), starting with email #101.

Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad

Places: Computer Room, Marzipan's House

Computer: Compy 386, Lappy 486, Tandy 400

Running Time: 6:07

DVD Exclusive: strongbad_email.exe Disc Five

Transcript

STRONG BAD: The views expressed in the following email show do not necessarily reflect the opinions of anybody cool. Oh, except me. {lowers voice} I'm cool.

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STRONG BAD: Oh email, I'm gonna let you down easy... when I break up with you.

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STRONG BAD: Man, if I had a nickel for every email I get, I would throw them at people in the food court. From that railing, like up above.

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STRONG BAD: Everybody loves this, everybody needs this, it's time for funny stuff.

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STRONG BAD: Our next show, is a family show. It...is...the email.

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STRONG BAD: Oh, here comes little e-mail, with a gun in his hand...

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STRONG BAD: Let's check a Strong Bad Email, you and me. Together. Like we used to. Like a family.

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STRONG BAD: Oh, I'm an e-mail gambler... that means I play cards with e-mails. Full house.

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STRONG BAD: I'm not gonna sing an email song this week e—{realizes mistake} Oh. Never mind.

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STRONG BAD: Uh, let's see here... {typing} Make friends with Kerrek.

{A message pops up. It reads, "The Kerrek says he has enough friends already. And he doesn't like your short, short pants." His score also drops to -40.}

STRONG BAD: What the!? (presses enter} Um... {typing} Buy Kerrek a cold one.

{Kerrek smashes him on the head. There is another message. It reads, "The Kerrek is a teetotaller and is offended by your offer. He pounds your head into the ground. You dead." His score also drops to -45.}

STRONG BAD: WHAT?! Oh man... Stupid game! {types "quit." A message says, "You quitter."} I guess I should do the thing... that I do. {pulls up the a> sign and types "strongbad_email.exe"}'

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STRONG BAD: I got an email in my pocket, and I think it's starting to melt.

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STRONG BAD: Let's get it over with! With the email style, get it over with!

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STRONG BAD: Oh, here comes The Strong Baaaaad... Oh, here comes The Strong Baaaaad!

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STRONG BAD: I'm checkin' e-mail, I'm checkin' e-mail. Hey, hey, I'm checkin' e-mail, I'm checkin' e-mail.

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STRONG BAD: Checkin' emails with a VISCOSITY since 2001, it's a Strong Bad Email.

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STRONG BAD: Ow ow ow... Ow ow oww... Ow ow owww... Email...

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STRONG BAD: Tonight on Strong Bad Email: Comedian Coach Z, actress Marzipan, and some guy from a zoo.

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STRONG BAD: I got the email, you got the email, I got the email, you got the email.

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STRONG BAD: All right! Let's see if this bad boy can check some emails.

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STRONG BAD: I got miles and miles of the email style. Miles and miles of the email style.

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STRONG BAD: A lot of ladies and a lot of girls... some healthy ladies and some healthy girls!

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STRONG BAD: Oh, oh, email's in the backyard, makin' some stew...

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STRONG BAD: This email is leaving the station. Please move to the center of the email, and away from the doors.

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STRONG BAD: Email, na na, na na, na na, nanaNA.

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STRONG BAD: Checkin' email, now take it to the flip side! !edis pilf eht ot ti ekat won liame 'nikcehC

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STRONG BAD: You got to email just to stay alive!

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STRONG BAD: And if I email you! Girl, woman! Oh, would you email me? Girl, woman!

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STRONG BAD: Email, check it, come on, a-come on, y'all-a. Email check it, come on, a-come on, y'all!

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STRONG BAD: Here comes another email that I'll answer for you! Here comes another email that I'll answer for you!

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STRONG BAD: Strong Bad Email! Makes money! Strong Bad Email! Gets paid!

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STRONG BAD: E-mail theme song! 1-2-3! A da-da-checka e-mail wit' me, SB, y'all!

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STRONG BAD: Can you handle my style? No, you can't handle my styyyyyle. Email!

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See also

• The transcripts for Strong Bad Email Intros.
• Email Intros