Fan 'Stumes 2021

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*This is the only flash toon post [[Hiatuses#2010 - 2014|hiatus]] to not be on YouTube.
*This is the only flash toon post [[Hiatuses#2010 - 2014|hiatus]] to not be on YouTube.
*In the scene of Modestly Hot Homsar with a stuffed Homsar, Strong Bad never mentions the Modestly Hot Homsar costume.

Revision as of 17:46, 1 December 2021

Toon Category: Holiday Toon
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I hope you're not making chicken... in a pan...

Strong Bad ridicules some fan costumes for another year, seeing if his experiment from last year worked.

Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad, Coach Z, Bubs, Homestar Runner, The King of Town, 1-Up, Stinkoman, Cheatball, Rather Dashing, Homsar, Stingy Relenque

Costumes (in order of appearance): Strong Bad, Coach Z, Bubs, Jibblies Painting, Homestar Runner, Mr. Poofers, Strong Sad's Head, Cranjegg, Items of Trogdor, Peasant, The King of Town, The Poopsmith, Marzipan, The Cheat, Stinkoman, Cannonmouth, Rather Dashing, Homsar, Modestly Hot Homsar, Mighty Warrior, Stingy Relenque, On Point Kings member, Where's An Egg? protagonist, Trogdor, D n' D Greg, Strong Sad, Strong Bad as Beetlejuice

Places: Basement of the Brothers Strong, The Field, Computer Room

Date: Tuesday, November 30, 2021

Running Time: 9:30

Page Title: Support YOUR Local Baseballm'n!



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{Open on the Strongs' basement wall. A projector screen comes down and the lights dim. The first picture shows a person in a Strong Bad mask with a chef's hat, apron and oven mitts, holding an empty tray.}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Aww, it's baking time Strong Bad! Er— you forgot to make me bake something. You can't dress up as baking time Strong Bad and not bake something awesome! You gotta bake up a batch of cinnamon parched smidgens!

{Twelve small pastries appear on the empty tray.}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Or maybe like, pineapple part-side out problems.

{The twelve pastries are replaced with four pastries with half-slices of pineapple stuck in sideways.}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Wait a minute. {the pastries disappear} Don't tell me you were making— {strained voice, slow music plays} Chicken? {A single chicken leg appears in the pan.} I-in a pan?

{The next slide appears, of two people dressed as Coach Z and Bubs toilet papering a small object in a field.}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Hey, it's Coach Z and Bubs! Toilet papering the crap out of The Stick! Or... CZNBTPTCOOTS. For short. Cousin butt putt coots!

COACH Z: {voiceover} Hey, that should be the name of our new band!

BUBS: {voiceover} No, it shouldn't!

{The next slide appears, of a baby dressed as the Roucoulm. Jibblies 2 music plays.}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Oh no! The Jibblies Painting has discovered how to adorably reproduce! Look at that sinister grin! At least it's not another Mr. Poofer—

{The next slide appears, of a person dressed as Homestar Runner holding a white poodle.}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} {screams}

{The Mr. Poofers story music plays.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {voiceover} What a great scrap of pantyhose stretched over an old wire coat hanger Mr. Poofers is. I mean, what a great dog Mr. Poofers is.

STRONG BAD: {voiceover, confused} W-what?

{The next slide appears, of a person facing toward a projector screen displaying Homestar Runner in a toon, while having a picture of Homestar on their back.}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} That's not a costume! Looks more like an elaborate prank. Y'know, like somebody taped a big cut-out of Homestar to somebody else's butt. Like one o' them "kick me" signs. You know, when they're walking around all day oblivious and everybody behind them is like, "Oh, look there's Homestar Runner walking backwards down the hall! That makes a lot of sense! You suck, Homestar Runner!" And then the person has no idea! Anyways, this is appropriate because I often refer to Homestar as the walking taped-to-your-butt "kick me" sign.

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Pelican-head Homestar comes with everything you see here. Deflato-head Strong Bad and decapitato-head Strong Sad each sold separately.

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Whoa, it's Cranjegg! One of the Keepers of Trogdor from Trogdor the Board Game! It's so legit! He's got That Dog Tennis Ball Thing 'cept with Fireballs! Ye Flask of Dennis! The Shield of Cumberdale! The tube of Old Man Rub! And even an awesome Trogdor medallion that— a-a clock. Y-you're just wearin'— a broken clock. I need to get you in touch with—

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} — this person whose costume was a bunch of awesome items of Trogdor that they didn't actually wear.

COACH Z: {voiceover} Or talk to this young fella!

COACH Z: {voiceover} Now that's a real Coach Z medallioraeriorn!

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Are you finished?

COACH Z: {voiceover} Oh, I was finished years ago, Strong Bad! Coastin' on fumes, Coach Z is!

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Ah, these whole family costume affairs just warm my heart parts! And I see that you doled out costumes in inverse height-to-popularity format. You know, so, I'm the most popular, so naturally, I'm the tiniest, and the King of Town is the tallest because he's the worst. He's the worst!

THE KING OF TOWN: {voiceover} Say what you want, I'm just excited to finally have nostrils!

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {voiceover} Yeah, me too! Oops, I got a nosebleed.

1-UP: {voiceover} Hey, Stinkoman, have you discovered the true meaning of Halloween?

STINKOMAN: {voiceover} These wrinkle balls are orange and difficult! I cannot possibly punch them all!

CHEATBALL: Cheatball!

STINKOMAN: {voiceover} Ah-hah-hah! Cheatball! I might have known! You are the round egg!

ANNOUNCER: "It's the Halloween Cheatball, Stinkly Brown" will return after these messages. Are you sure about that? A hundred percent sure? Y'know, don't you think we should cut our losses? A-alright. Comin' back!

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Alright, what am I lookin' at here? Are you like, gagged somehow? This is like a ransom photo?

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Whoa, somebody finally did it! It's Cannonmouth made real! {singing as music starts playing} Oh, here we go, it's Cannonmouth, check out this Cannonmouth costume. He seems pretty chill, actually, that his cannon's a mouth, his mouth is a cannon I mean. He's got a collared shirt and an air fryer. I hope he tried to air-fry these cheese balls. For some reason he's got a three-hole punch next to his stove! {music stops, speaking} Seriously, what are you doing with that? You like, three-ring bind your crêpes or something? Ooh! You probably need to because crêpes are one of the few things you can roll up and shove in your cannon mouth! So you have to keep them expertly filed in a three-ring binder, y'know like, this one is for the bananas and these ones are for like, ham and cheese. That's a great idea, Cannonmouth!

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Alright, we got a decent star and a hat and propeller, and the mask is a good touch to represent his weird pointy underbite, but what's going on with his shoulders?

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {voiceover} Oh, those are just my shoulder shoomps.

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Your what?

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {voiceover} My shoulder shoomps, Strong Bad. You know, when my shoulders go like, "shoomp!"

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} I don't remember that ever happening.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {voiceover} Oh, it's all the time happening, Strong Bad.

STRONG BAD: You know, so I squangled my vertex, but he didn't seem to care.


STRONG BAD: {screams}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} It's svelte, young Rather Dashing: the chicken years.

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Oh. And it's Rather Dashing: the these years... years.

RATHER DASHING: {voiceover} I don't like food anymore!

STRONG BAD: {voiceover, singing} And this little weirdo would have an elastic neckline to help him keep his pants up, you know the kind that is actually pretty tight so it leaves that weird indention in your waistline!

HOMSAR: {voiceover} I'm a blanket snowman in grandma's rocker!

STRONG BAD: {voiceover, with a speech bubble appearing} This spacious back deck with sunburst railing details and cafe dining set is no place for a mighty warrior!

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {voiceover, in a mock-French accent} Wa-hon-hon! Ze Stingy Relenque costume! My French Canadien {normal voice} So wait a minute. You expertly cut out a maple leaf shape, but none of you can seem to manage—

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {voiceover} —a five-point star? Why I oughtta—

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {voiceover} Oh! Oh thank you young man! What a well-executed star! I'm sure nobody around your neighborhood knew who the crap you were, still. Mrs. Blundersman was probably all like, "Oh, look at you! You must be dressed up as the baseballm'n! Here, have some wax lips!

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Hey, how'd you get an On Point Kings jacket? I don't remember jumpin' YOU in as a member. Did you go through all the hazing rituals? Like eating three large gallon-of-milk pizzas in an hour, drawing hillbilly teeth on sleeping Homestar, and my personal favorite, bottle rocket chili cheese fries.

THE KING OF TOWN: {voiceover} Or as I call 'em, chili... cheese fries.

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} You shut up too much! In this one.

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Are you supposed to be the guy from that game Where's An Egg? Why are you wearing one of them safari helmets? Couldn't even find a fedora? Or anything to actually hold? Looks like you've got an invisible banana in there— Oh, wait! You're dressed up as the detective from the unreleased sequel: Locate Banana!

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Ah, it's a rare treat when I just can't make fun of a Halloween costume. Look at that perfect Trogdor. "V"s so consummate you could slice them with a . Wings so wingaling they lift me off the ground. And arms so beefy I wanna throw a piece of Colby-Jack on there and put it on a brioche bun.

BLUBB-O'S ANNOUNCER: {voiceover} Yes, come the crap on down to Blubb-O's and try a Trogdor the Burgernator. Colby-Jack cheese melted over a beefy-arm-shaped burger, served on what we're calling a brioche bun so we could charge an extra two dollars.

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Someone did it! Someone actually did it! The experiment was a success! Okay, quick recap. Last year, somebody dressed up in a super-detailed costume of some really obscure crap that I said one time. So naturally, I decided to push the boundaries, you know? Strong Bad's always pushing them boundaries. So, I just said a few random phrases and thought we'd wait until this year to see if anybody dressed up like that. And here we go! Tentacle-mouth Strong Bad! Cardboard box snowman! Adjacent to Homestar Runner with a Yorkshire pudding condition! Look at those little pudds!

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Whoa! Someone else did it? And even better! Now that's how you make a tentacle-mouth Strong Bad! That thing's horrific! And look at that hardcore cardboard snowman! And then... there's the slight matter of a kiddie pool full of sheets as substitute for Yorkshire pudding but we can overlook that. Man, look at those tentacles! I want 'em so bad! So, these people win for actually making Yorkshire puddings, but you people win for basically everything else. But the experiment must continue! I gotta up the difficulty for next year!

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} How 'bout... {typing} Drone footage, {stops typing} ah, that's a good start... {typing} mecha-Strong Sad {stops typing} and {typing} a cost-benefit analysis of the import/export of potash. {types "run edgartweeterhands.exe} Tweet! Alright, citizen scientists. Get to work!

{With a smack, the last slide appears. The caption "There's too many good ones! We cannot possibly punch them all!" is written above a collage of costumes: a person in a The Cheat hoodie wearing a glowstick necklace and holding another glowstick next to a person in a Strong Bad costume; another person as Strong Bad holding a Talkin' Strong Bad plush toy and in front of a wall-mounted canvas with a picture of Homestar Runner; a third Strong Bad costume with a muscular-looking vest, in a photo taken outside; two peasants and a person in a Trogdor helmet; a person dressed as D n' D Greg holding a D&D essentials kit on a sofa; a person dressed as Strong Bad dressed as Beetlejuice; a person in a white "soft serve flip" beanie with a light grey hoodie, grey sweatpants and grey slippers; and another Strong Bad with a papier-mâché mask and gloves, next to a painting of the Atari Dragon approaching Strong Bad in the subway.}

Fun Facts


  • This is the only flash toon post hiatus to not be on YouTube.
  • In the scene of Modestly Hot Homsar with a stuffed Homsar, Strong Bad never mentions the Modestly Hot Homsar costume.


  • This toon ends on a completely white screen instead of having a back button or automatically redirecting to the toons page.

Inside References

  • Strong Bad's disgust over chicken in a pan comes from the email slumber party.
  • The line "I don't like food anymore" is said by Strong Sad in the email 2 years.
  • The Homsar song is a variation of the Modestly Hot Homsar verse from the song in the email different town.
  • The Mighty Warrior is from Teen Girl Squad 10, with a reference to the "corn is no place for a mighty warrior" line.
  • The "Support your local baseballm'n" is a use of m'n.
  • Stingy Relenque is from Decemberween Dangeresque.
  • Stinkoman's confusion over how pumpkins work is similar to his confusion over giving thanks in Twenty THANXty Six.

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