Flashfight
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Admiral Flashfight is the most powerful member of the Cheat Commandos, if he can be referred to as one. He is a representative of the Bureau of Elite Fighting Forces (alternatively, the Bureau of Every Elite Fighting Force) and speaks with a British accent. His name sounds similar to the word "flashlight", which makes the fact he owns a flashlight less than surprising. As seen to the right his uniform consists of a military-style chapeau and a gray dress uniform jacket with three medals pinned to it. The medals and buttons on the jacket often change places inexplicably.
His first true appearance in an episode of Cheat Commandos was in Cheat Commandos: Two Part Episode: Part 1, in which he took an active role in the way the unit worked. He fired Silent Rip, Gunhaver, and Crackotage from the roster, took over as leader of the unit, and arrested the Blue Laser Commander. Despite the Cheat Commandos now being actually successful, Fightgar and Firebert were unsatisfied with him and the fired Commandos plotted against him. In the following sequel Cheat Commandos: Two Part Episode: Part 2, Flashfight reinstated the fired Cheat Commandos and told Gunhaver he could "have gun". Gunhaver then promptly shot Flashfight, thinking he was wearing a bulletproof vest that Reinforcements was wearing. It is currently unknown whether he is still alive. He apparently likes dressage.
He seems to be a parody of G.I. Joe's General Flagg.
Defining Traits
- In Charge of Stuff!!
- Three Medals!
- Almost Sounds Like "Flashlight"
- Five Buttons!
Complete Filmography
- Debut: Cheat Commandos
- Shopping For Danger (mentioned)
- An Important Rap Song
- The Next Epi-Snowed
- Cheat Commandos: Two Part Episode: Part 1
- Cheat Commandos: Two Part Episode: Part 2