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boy bands
Strong Bad Email #137
Strong Bad answers Mike Mike's question about his boy band...by first creating one of his own.
Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad, Homestar Runner, Marzipan, Mrs. Bennedetto, Strong Sad, The Poopsmith, The King of Town, Homsar, Strong Mad, The Cheat, Senor Cardgage, Bubs, Grape Nuts Robot (Easter egg), 1936 Strong Bad (Easter egg), The Sneak (Easter egg)
Places: Computer Room, Marzipan's House, The Stick, King of Town's Castle, The Field, Strong Bad's Basement, Telegraph Room (Easter egg)
Computer: Lappy 486
Date: August 29, 2005
Running Time:
Page Title: Rock out loud, man. Rock out loud.
Transcript
STRONG BAD: {singing} Guess what, I'm gon— gonna check my email! Guess what, I'm gon— gonna check my {hits Enter} email!
subject:rock bandsDear Bad Strong
P.S. Punch Strong Sad in the face for me.
WHat is your favorite boy band? Do you have
your own? If so, what's it called? If not,
can you make one?
FROM Mike M.
{Strong Bad reads the salutation as "Dear Bad Strong what is..." and so on. Also, he says the first part of "what" loudly. Finally, he reads the closing as:}
STRONG BAD: {typing} FROM! Mike Mike. {reads the post script, then resumes typing} Well, King Crappy, or Crappy King, my favorite boy band so far is Limozeen. {guitar noise} And no, I don't have my own. So, I'll make one and be cool. As cool as my new Icy Cold One. {brings up a Cold One, then puts it down and clears the screen} All right, so the first step to making a cool boy band is to find eligible runners-up who can volunteer to accompany the leader, me. Going on a singer hunt, {gets up, marches off} going on a singer hunt... {The email rewinds to before Strong Bad clears the screen} All right, so the first step to making a cool boy band is to find eligible runners-up who can volunteer to accompany the leader, me. Going on a singer hunt, {gets up, marches off} going on a singer hunt... {Cut to Marzipan's living room. Homestar is standing on the couch.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Sure, Strong— what's yourname ag—
STRONG BAD: {interrupting "again"} No. {Cut to Marzipan's kitchen. Marzipan is in front of Mrs. Bennedetto.}
MARZIPAN: No. And I'm not even a boy. {Cut to the stick. Strong Sad is standing right next to it.}
STRONG BAD: No, depressio. {Cut to the King of Town's castle. The Poopsmith raises his hand. Cut back to the stick.} NO! Just do your job! Oh, I forgot. {He punches Strong Sad in the face. Cut to the castle interior.}
THE KING OF TOWN: {in bed} I'm too old and sick to be in a casserole band!
STRONG BAD: {annoyed} That's why I'm hiring you! {Cut to the field. Homsar is standing smack in the middle.} You're a weirdo!
{Cut back to the Lappy.}
STRONG BAD: {typing} It took some figuring out, but I finally got a group of four to do some songs with me. You know, maybe like "Somebody Told Me (Now I Believe Them)" or "The Only Thing Wrong With You Is Everything". Let's go to the main shelter that we know never fails — the one true place that is so labby, it'll knock your socks {coughs instead of saying "socks"} off! {Cut to the basement. Strong Bad is walking in. Camera pans left to reveal Strong Mad, The Cheat, and Senor Cardgage.} Since these two are already in a rock group, they will be double in here! And so will you, cool guy. {picks up electrical guitar} Ready? One! Two! Three! FOUR! Yeah! {He strums his guitar, but all the band equipment explodes. Part of the couch is on fire. Bubs walks in.}
BUBS: Did I miss the big show? {Cut back to the Lappy. There are stars floating above Strong Bad's head.}
STRONG BAD: {dazed, typing gibberish} Yeah, Mike M, this is the greatest band ever! We are so famous that our equipment could suddenly explode! Well, we have to get some new equipment, but first, I have to go eat a bowl of Grapey Nuts. Bye-bye. This has been the Strong Bad email. {He gets up. His eyes are closed. Camera zooms out to reveal Strong Bad walking away slowly. Eventually he falls down. The Paper comes down.}
Easter Eggs
- Click on the Limozeen poster before the explosion, and the couch will be red when it's on fire.
- At the end, click on the Lappy to zoom in.
- When zoomed in, click on "famous" to see a record for Strong Bad's band.
- Strong Bad's Band!!
- NEW!! Cheap as Free Records!
- One Track! BOOM!!
- Click on "Grapey Nuts" to see an ad for Grapey Nuts.
- GRAPE NUTS ROBOT: Grapey Nuts are Grape-awesome, dude! {The caption "Grapawesome!" appears in the middle of the screen.}
- Click on "I" to see the explosion in 1936.
- Click on the Lappy again to zoom out.
Fun Facts
Explanations
- The explosion in Strong Bad's basement may have occured because Strong Bad doesn't have an amp.
Remarks
- This is the first time Strong Bad has closed his eyes fully.
Goofs
- When Strong Bad falls to the floor, the Lappy says something different.
]This is one of the dumbest emails yet. I mean, come
on, man. And other big fake explosion, dead
possums for breakfast, may I speak clearly
zombies (which may be cool) for sooth. We can
all speak frankly for an email like this. Email
- 138 is probably going to be better.
- When you zoom in, it says what Strong Bad meant to type.
Inside References
- The band Strong Bad said Strong Mad and The Cheat were in is a reference to "Cool Tapes," formed in Cool Things.
External Links
The Fat Chubby Lady Story
A fat chubby lady tells a story. The Cheat talks and random stuff happens.
Cast (in order of apperance): Fat Chubby Lady, Homestar Runner, Strong Bad, Cory, The Cheat, Homsar, Fat Squirrel, Old Sages, Pom Pom (easter egg)
Places: Nowhere, The Field, Gibberish Zone, HOMSARLAND!
Transcript
Fat Chubby Lady: One day I met a fat squirrel who sent DOOM TO US ALL! Do you want to listen? Yes? Okay, Here it goes...
{The screen changes to the field}
Homestar: Hey, Stinkoman!
Strong Bad: Okay, I'm sick of you calling me Stinkoman! I'm sending you to YOUR DOOM! {He pulls out a ray and creates a portal and pushes Homestar in} Oh man, that feels so much better!
{Cory comes in out of the portal}
Cory: Have you gotten The Cheat to speak yet? It's been like forever and a day.
Strong Bad: Hold on.
{The Cheat enters}
The Cheat: {in a very deep voice} Why, yes! Want to go to the Gibberish Zone; you must speak gibberish or face DOOM?!!!!!?
Strong Bad and Cory: YES!!!!
{They just take a few steps and enter The Gibberish Zone}
Cory: jlfjiojeioajiodjfiojefaseiofsjafklsdjfiojerklasjeidklofjedfiojeklfjeiofjeaeiofj
The Cheat: What? Oops.
{We see a sillohuette appear}
{We are now taken to HOMSARLAND! Homsar and Homestar are there}
Homsar: Want some hot wings, piece of bread?
Homestar: GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
{We are now taken to The Gibberish Zone where we see The Fat Squirrel, Cory, The Cheat, and Strong Bad}
The Fat Squirrel: WELCOME TO YOUR DOOM!!!
{Old Sages appears and hit everyone except The Fat Squirrel}
Fat Chubby Lady: And that's what happened! END!
(An Old Sage comes up and pokes The Fat Chubby Lady.)
Easter Eggs
- Click on the Old Sages to see what happened to Pom Pom.
(An Old Sage comes up and pops Pom Pom in a big fiery explosion that was visible from space)
Fun Facts
Inside References
- Cory is from the sbemail "cheat talk," and asked Strong Bad to get The Cheat to talk.
