Halloween Hijinks

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This is the whole cartoon this year.

This Halloween, the gang decides to just hang out in the teaser while their teenage selves from the '70s have a run-in with Large Bean.

Cast (in order of appearance): The Poopsmith, Homsar, Strong Bad, The Cheat, Pom Pom, Strong Sad, Homestar Runner, Marzipan, Coach Z, Bubs, The King of Town, Strong Mad, The Sad Kids, Large Bean, Stave It Off Guy, Mr. Poofers (Easter egg), Jibblies Painting (Easter egg), Old Man Rootbeer (Easter egg)

Places:

See Halloween Hijinks Costumes for more information on what everyone was wearing.

Date: Wednesday, October 28, 2020

Running Time: 6:30 (TV Time Toons Menu), 5:00 (Actual), 7:55 (YouTube)

Page Title: Silhoueen Toon

Contents

Transcript

{The toon begins with the main cast in a silhouette field. The text reads, "This is the whole cartoon this year".}

STRONG SAD: So... do you guys think that's true? This is really it?

STRONG BAD: Yeah, probably. I feel like we've been steadily working towards this over the years.

HOMESTAR: You mean we're not going to get into any Halloween hijinks or nothing?

COACH Z: I'm getting too old for hijinks. And the last time I attempted even medium jinks, I threw out my torn rubdominal scrimmage.

{Coach Z's front steps}

COACH Z: Deviled eggs, three pieces of two-ply? Ya call those Halloween jinx? Why I could whistle so hard right now I—

{loud whistle sound}

COACH Z: Whooogho!

{Lowjinxerol TV commercial}

COMMERCIAL ANNOUNCER: If you've suffered a torn rubdominal scrimmage, Halloween jinx don't need to be a thing of the past.

COACH Z: They don't?

COMMERCIAL ANNOUNCER: Lowjinxerol is specially formulated to treat creepy middle aged ailments. So you'll stop talking about them in public.

MARZIPAN: Hey, Coach Z? How's it going?

COACH Z: Well, this morning in the locker room, my rubdominous swell— {is cut off by the Lowjinxerol covering his face}

COMMERCIAL ANNOUNCER: Reclaim your Halloween low jinx with Lowjinxerol, {speaks faster} a division of Fluffy Puff/Foamalate/Hot Pooey/Smarty Juice/Videlectrix Subsidiaries.

{Channel 5 card}

CHANNEL 5 ANNOUNCER: We now return to Channel 5's Halloween progrumming.

{hallway}

NIGHT WATCHMAN COACH Z: Slow night at City Hall, eh fellow night watchman?

NIGHT WATCHMAN BUBS: That establishes our location and humdrum routine.

COUNCILMAN ZONEPERMIT (KING OF TOWN): And please, don't keep walking towards me. I beg of you! No, you're still walking towards me! Nooooooo...!

NIGHT WATCHMEN BUBS AND COACH Z: Raaaaaaahhhh...!

{the homestar runner Mysfit-steries card}

{Councilman Zonepermit's office}

TEENAGE HOMESTAR: Stand down, local law enforcement; a group of random teens is here.

NIGHT WATCHMAN COACH Z: Mysfit-steries, thank goodness it's you. I almost didn't recognize you in those absurd zigzagged pants.

TEENAGE HOMESTAR: Yeah, I— I know; I'm trying to branch out.

NIGHT WATCHMAN BUBS: When we rushed in here, the mysterious silhouette had vanished.

TEENAGE STRONG BAD: Oh, great. Another fanatical, mysterious believer.

TEENAGE MARZIPAN: Zigglies, why would anyone want to kill Councilman Zonepermit?

TEENAGE STRONG MAD: Look out behind you!

TEENAGE HOMESTAR: Duh-duh-duh!

NIGHT WATCHMAN COACH Z: Woh-woh-woh!

NIGHT WATCHMAN BUBS: La-la-la!

INDISTINGUISHABLE VOICES: Large Bean!

TEENAGE STRONG BAD: {in a Teen Girl Squad voice} SO UNSETTLING!

{Strong Bad freezes and falls to the floor}

TEENAGE HOMESTAR: Huh? Strong Bad stopped breathing! {beat} We have to play in a band!

{musical interlude 1}

TEENAGE HOMESTAR: {singing} And in the moonlight, things get kind of kooky; girl, you know they do, and your parents don't respect me as a man.

TEENAGE HOMESTAR: And in the moonlight, things get kind of crazy; they're trying to extricate me out of these absurd, zigzagged pants. Moonlight... kooky—

{wham}

{pant dismemberment is complete and Large Bean is tied up}

TEENAGE HOMESTAR: Well, Strong Bad, it looks like your never-ending attempts to unshackle me from my ridiculous-èd pants have finally paid off.

TEENAGE STRONG MAD: Let's find out whose rich uncle he really is.

TEENAGE HOMESTAR: Sus-sus-sus.

TEENAGE STRONG BAD: Su-su-su.

TEENAGE MARZIPAN: Suh-suh-suh!

TEENAGE HOMESTAR, MARZIPAN, AND STRONG BAD: Stave It Off Guy!

TEENAGE MARZIPAN: I thought it was going to be that creepy night watchman.

NIGHT WATCHMAN COACH Z: {Holding a bloody hammer} So did I, honestly.

NIGHT WATCHMAN BUBS: Why would you want to kill Councilman Zonepermit?

STAVE IT OFF GUY: Ha, ha, ha; I don't know. I guess he wouldn't give me no permits.

TEENAGE HOMESTAR: There's only one place for a criminal like you. {beat} Playing in our band!

TEENAGE STRONG BAD: Are we forgetting he totally just murdered somebody?

{musical interlude 2}

TEENAGE HOMESTAR: {singing} Moonlight... kooky... moonlight... kooky kooky...

STAVE IT OFF GUY: {in harmony background with Homestar} One... two... three...

TEENAGE HOMESTAR: Moonlight, things get kind of kind of kooky, yeah.

STAVE IT OFF GUY: One... two... three...

TEENAGE HOMESTAR: Kooky, oh yeah.

STAVE IT OFF GUY: One... two... three...

TEENAGE HOMESTAR: Saying kooky, oh yeah.

STAVE IT OFF GUY: One... two... three...

TEENAGE HOMESTAR: Ha ha...

STAVE IT OFF GUY: {now the lead} One... two... three...

LITTLE BEAN: {in harmony response} Stave it off...

STAVE IT OFF GUY: One... two... three...

LITTLE BEAN: Stave it off...

STAVE IT OFF GUY: One... two... three...

LITTLE BEAN: Stave it off...

STAVE IT OFF GUY: Now you can count to three.

STAVE IT OFF GUY: One... two... three...

LITTLE BEAN: Stave it off...

STAVE IT OFF GUY: One... two... three...

LITTLE BEAN: Stave it off...

STAVE IT OFF GUY: One... two... three...

LITTLE BEAN: Stave it off...

STAVE IT OFF GUY: Now you can count to—

LITTLE BEAN, TEENAGE HOMESTAR, STAVE IT OFF GUY: Three...

{cut back to the silhouette field}

HOMESTAR: So... that whole deal we just watched. Was that like the list of side effects for Coach Z's Jinxy-rolls medicine?

STRONG SAD: Oh, what do you mean?

HOMESTAR: You know like, {in a prescription drug commercial tone} "side effects may include: zig-zaggèd pants, large bean, clichèd parodies, and playing in a band."

COACH Z: No way. The only side effects of lowjinx are all on...

EVERYONE: HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

{Strong Bad gets coughed out of his costume}

STRONG BAD: Blah... blah... blaaaaah!

STRONG BAD: Here I come...

STRONG BAD: {falling} Bloooo...

{The costumes are now displayed}

Easter Eggs

It gets less secret every year.
  • The hidden message "secret reading", identical to the one from the 2018 teaser, can be found in the Flash file. (See also #Inside References)
  • At the end, click on Coach Z:
COACH Z: Finally, someone let me outta my cage!
STRONG BAD: Oh, I can fix that. {shoots beams from his eyes above Coach Z, making a cage fall from the 'bove and trap him}
COACH Z: {dejectedly} I ain't happy...
  • At the end, click on Homestar:
{The scene cuts to a green space. The King of Town, Bubs, Coach Z, Marzipan and Homestar are all walking towards the screen all dressed as characters from Bod.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Here comes Bod. {Begins to sing the theme tune of Bod as the word BOD appears in red behind them}
  • At the end, click on Strong Bad:
{The scene cuts to a green space. Marzipan dressed as Ursa, Strong Mad dressed as Non and Strong Bad are all walking towards the screen.
STRONG BAD: Here comes Zod. {Begins to sing the theme tune of Bod as the word ZOD appears in red, then he starts singing the Superman theme. Cut to Strong Bad standing next to Homestar}
STRONG BAD: Kneel before Zod!
HOMESTAR RUNNER: No, no. Kneel before Bod.
  • At the end, click on Bubs:
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {singing to the tune of the theme of The Legend of Zelda} Say, Bubs, I really like your costume. It's '70s Bubs! Giving a piggyback ride! To Totoro! Eating a purple burrito! It's such a great costume, you know (ba-da-dum, da-da-dum, da-da-dum.)
BUBS: {imitating Beedle} Thank you!
  • At the end, click on Strong Mad:
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Strong Mad - I dunno, probably from Labyrinth. Pom Pom - I dunno, probably from Great Muppet Caper. Strong Sad - I dunno, probably from Sesame Street. Poopsmith - I dunno, probably from Pigs in Space.
STRONG SAD: Ooh, the Hensonian method!
  • At the end, click on the King of Town:
STRONG BAD: Hey, King! Why didn't you dress up as King Ding Dong? That's a no-brain-o!
THE KING OF TOWN: Those devil's food hockey pucks? Never!
STRONG BAD: I'm pretty sure it's all the same ingredients. Just extruded out of a different machine in the Double Dare guy's basement, which is where I assume all snacks come from.
THE KING OF TOWN: Don't get me started on Marc Summers!
  • At the end, click on The Cheat:
STRONG SAD: The Cheat loves Sosuke!
{The Cheat grows a pair of birdlike legs.}
THE CHEAT: {The Cheat noises}
{He returns to normal.}
  • At the end, click on Marzipan:
HOMESTAR RUNNER: That's a real swell zombie Ziggy Stardust costume, Marzipan. Real swell!
STRONG BAD: How come you got one o' them drive-thru speakers stuck in your chest?
MARZIPAN'S CHEST INSIGNIA: {in a distorted speaker voice} The powder is yours! Sprinkle it on your fries.
  • At the end, click on Homsar:
STRONG BAD: {imitating Homestar} Hey, Homsaw! I weally like youw BB-8 got wun ovew by a sand cwawlew costume!
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Eh, I dunno. Personally, I woulda gone with Oscar the Grouch 2000.
STRONG SAD: Henson! Henson!
  • At the end, click on the stars between Bubs and Pom Pom; a silhouette of Mr. Poofers will appear when the cursor is over the correct area.
{The "Halloween Hijinx" cut-in reappears.}
ANNOUNCER: Up next, it's thrills and chills with Jibblies vs. Poofers.
{The scene shifts to a Mr. Poofers story. Mr. Poofers is jumping down a road.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {voiceover} Mr. Poofers careens to life like a Wichita bandsaw, and that's no lie.
{He walks up to a caricature of the Jibblies Panting.}
JIBBLIES PAINTING: Come! On! Iiiiiiiiiii— {His eyes take on a more cartoony appearance. Singing:} —iif you really loved me you would say so!
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {voiceover} ...said a delightful oil-on-canvas by acclaimed folk artist Rothschild Rootbeer.
{The camera pans over to show a content-looking Old Man Rootbeer.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {voiceover, as Rootbeer:} Sure beats paintin' pimecones!

Fun Facts

Trivia

  • This toon is titled "Ween 2020 Silhouettes" on the TV Time Toons Menu, while the title on YouTube is "Halloween Hijinks".

Goofs

  • Videlectrix is misspelled as "Videlectix" in the end screen of the Lowjinxerol ad.

Inside References

Real-World References

YouTube Version

  • The YouTube description for this toon is "The gang assembles on that ol' spooky silhouette hill to debate which level of Halloween hijinks are most appropriate."

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