Homestar Jr.

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The '''Homestar Jr.''' is a veggie burger made for [[Marzipan]] by [[Homestar Runner]] in [[Where's The Cheat?]]. Marzipan deemed it too cute to eat, and named it "Homestar Jr.". Its salient features, according to Marzipan, are "little green eyes with red pupils and a big leafy smile." It is sold for 99 cents and, for a limited time only, certain children get prizes.
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The '''Homestar Jr.''' is a veggie [[burger]] made for [[Marzipan]] by [[Homestar Runner]] in [[Where's The Cheat?]]. Marzipan deemed him too cute to eat, and named him "Homestar Jr.". His salient features, according to Marzipan, are "little green eyes with red pupils and a big leafy smile". He is sold for 99 cents and, for a limited time only, certain children get prizes. The company that makes "him" apparently sponsors [[The Show]].
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==Homestar Jr.'s Quotes (as assumed by Marzipan)==
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Homestar Jr.'s "quotes" include:
 
*"Put that freakin' sandwich down!"
*"Put that freakin' sandwich down!"
*"No, it was me, Homestar Runner!"
*"No, it was me, Homestar Runner!"
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*"I said, PUT THAT FREAKIN' SANDWICH DOWN!"
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*"Will you PUT THAT FREAKIN' SANDWICH DOWN?!"
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===Homestar Jr. Recipe===
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*1 Sesame Seed Bun
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*1 Veggieburger patty
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*2-3 leaves of lettuce
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*Fluffy Puff Mayonnaise
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*2 Green Olives with pimentos
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*Two wooden toothpicks
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=== Remarks ===
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== Appearances ==
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*To date, the use of [[Fluffy Puff Mayo]] in the construction of the Homestar Jr. in Where's The Cheat? is the only known application of the ambiguous spread. Its use on a veggie burger indicates that the mayo is, in fact, mayonnaise, as opposed to a [[Wikipedia:Marshmallow Fluff|Marshmallow Fluff]]-style spread.
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*[[Where's The Cheat]]
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*[[Punkin Show]]
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=== Real World-References ===
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* This is a possible reference to the Florida Department of Citrus ad campaign during the late 1990s that featured a talking ham sandwich (complete with olive/toothpick eyes) who urged viewers to drink more orange juice.
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Current revision as of 01:54, 21 May 2016

"Umm... yeah. It's cute and all, but, um, it's not that cute."

The Homestar Jr. is a veggie burger made for Marzipan by Homestar Runner in Where's The Cheat?. Marzipan deemed him too cute to eat, and named him "Homestar Jr.". His salient features, according to Marzipan, are "little green eyes with red pupils and a big leafy smile". He is sold for 99 cents and, for a limited time only, certain children get prizes. The company that makes "him" apparently sponsors The Show.

[edit] Homestar Jr.'s Quotes (as assumed by Marzipan)

  • "Put that freakin' sandwich down!"
  • "No, it was me, Homestar Runner!"
  • "Will you PUT THAT FREAKIN' SANDWICH DOWN?!"

[edit] Appearances

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