Homestar Jr.

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The '''Homestar Jr.''' is an evil [[burger]] made for [[Marxipan]] by [[Hamster Ruiner]] in [[Kill The Cheat]]. Marxipan deemed him too painful to eat, and named him "Homestar Jr.". His atrocious yet satisfying features, according to Marxipan, are "little green eyes with herpes and a big smile". He is sold for 99 dollars and 99 cents and, for a limited time only, certain children die.  
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The '''Homestar Jr.''' is a veggie [[burger]] made for [[Marzipan]] by [[Homestar Runner]] in [[Where's The Cheat?]]. Marzipan deemed him too cute to eat, and named him "Homestar Jr.". His salient features, according to Marzipan, are "little green eyes with red pupils and a big leafy smile". He is sold for 99 cents and, for a limited time only, certain children get prizes. The company that makes "him" apparently sponsors [[The Show]].
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===Homestar Jr.'s Quotes (as assumed by Marxipan and [[Wikipedia:Mae Questel|the one and only Mae Questel, the greatest voice actress ever]])===
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===Homestar Jr.'s Quotes (as assumed by Marzipan)===
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*"Put that mothafuckin' sandwich down!"
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*"Put that freakin' sandwich down!"
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*"No, it was me, Hamster Ruiner!"
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*"No, it was me, Homestar Runner!"
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*"Will you PUT THAT FUCKIN' SANDWICH DOWN?!"
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*"Will you PUT THAT FREAKIN' SANDWICH DOWN?!"
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*"Boop oopy doop!"
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===Secret Formula===
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*1 Sesame Seed Bun
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*1 burger patty
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*2-3 leaves of lettuce
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*Mayo
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*Pimento cheese
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*Two wooden splinters
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*Plankton
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*INSTANT DEATH!!!!
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== Appearances ==
== Appearances ==
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*[[Kill The Cheat]]
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*[[Where's The Cheat]]
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*[[Squidward's Suicide]]
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*[[Punkin Show]]
[[Category:Food and drinks]][[Category:Pseudocharacters]]
[[Category:Food and drinks]][[Category:Pseudocharacters]]

Revision as of 05:05, 8 December 2012

"Umm... yeah. It's cute and all, but, um, it's not that cute."

The Homestar Jr. is a veggie burger made for Marzipan by Homestar Runner in Where's The Cheat?. Marzipan deemed him too cute to eat, and named him "Homestar Jr.". His salient features, according to Marzipan, are "little green eyes with red pupils and a big leafy smile". He is sold for 99 cents and, for a limited time only, certain children get prizes. The company that makes "him" apparently sponsors The Show.

Homestar Jr.'s Quotes (as assumed by Marzipan)

  • "Put that freakin' sandwich down!"
  • "No, it was me, Homestar Runner!"
  • "Will you PUT THAT FREAKIN' SANDWICH DOWN?!"

Appearances

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