Homestar Ruiner Responses (House of Strong)

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==== Magnifying glass (tutorial) ====
==== Magnifying glass (tutorial) ====
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' I totally stole this from my little brother Strong Sad.  Man that guy is such a whiny baby.  He's probably crying over losing it right now.
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' I totally stole this from my nerdy little brother Strong Sad.  Man that guy is such a whiny baby.  He's probably crying over losing it right now.
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, this is an item that I am going to keep. That means that it's going into my inventory. A collection of surprising useful useless crap. To see the stuff in my inventory, just click on the inventory icon in the upper left corner of the screen.  It's the one that's blinking.
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, this is an item that I am going to keep. That means that it's going into my inventory, or collection of surprising useful useless crap. To see the stuff in my inventory, just click on the inventory icon in the upper left corner of the screen.  It's the one that's blinking, but don't think about using it until I'm done talking!  What were you, raised in a click-on-stuff-while-cool-people-are-still-talking barn?
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Don't even think about using it until I'm done talking!  What were you, raised in a click-on-stuff-while-cool-people-are-still-talking barn? Anyway, when the inventory is open, click the magnifying glass icon. Your cursor, formerly a dot, becomes the magnifying glass. Then just point and click on things you want to use the magnifying glass on. It's like, super easy man.
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Anyway, when the inventory is open, click the magnifying glass icon. Your cursor, formerly a dot, will become the magnifying glass. Then just point and click on things you want to use the magnifying glass on. It's like, super easy man.
==== Tutorial Notes ====
==== Tutorial Notes ====

Revision as of 00:10, 14 August 2008

These are the responses you get after clicking an item in the House of Strong.

Contents

Strong Bad's Room

Tutorial

Tutorial Opening

STRONG BAD: {singing} Time to check the email. The email! The email! The email!
STRONG BAD: {ominious music} Oh no! The lappy is missing!
STRONG BAD: Hi folks. My name is Strong Bad. You may remember me as pretty much the coolest guy or sandwich ever '98, or the fellow what stole your girlfriend.
STRONG BAD: Welcome to the required by video game law tutorial portion of my awesome video game.
STRONG BAD: {ominous music} It seems as though someone has stolen my state of the art laptop computer, and you, yes you, need to help me find out who.
STRONG BAD: Ok, let's take a look around my computer room. Move your cursor around various items of interest in the room and click the left mouse button. I'll check them out as you do.

Computer disks (tutorial)

STRONG BAD: Yeah, those are my old computer games. They don't even work on the Lappy, but I keep them around so that people know how cool I am for keeping them around.

STRONG BAD: Seriously, those are not important right now.

Missing Lappy (tutorial)

STRONG BAD: Oh man, could that be a clue in the area where my laptop computer used to be? I wish I could somehow see it bigger.

STRONG BAD: Hmm. How can I see that purple smudge bigger?

Magnifying glass (tutorial)

STRONG BAD: I totally stole this from my nerdy little brother Strong Sad. Man that guy is such a whiny baby. He's probably crying over losing it right now.
STRONG BAD: Okay, this is an item that I am going to keep. That means that it's going into my inventory, or collection of surprising useful useless crap. To see the stuff in my inventory, just click on the inventory icon in the upper left corner of the screen. It's the one that's blinking, but don't think about using it until I'm done talking! What were you, raised in a click-on-stuff-while-cool-people-are-still-talking barn?
STRONG BAD: Anyway, when the inventory is open, click the magnifying glass icon. Your cursor, formerly a dot, will become the magnifying glass. Then just point and click on things you want to use the magnifying glass on. It's like, super easy man.

Tutorial Notes

  • The normal light switch cannot be interacted with.
  • Attempting to leave the room before inspecting the missing laptop with the magnifying glass results in:
STRONG BAD: I'm not leaving here until I get a clue about who stole the Lappy.

Strong Sad's Room (tutorial)

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Kitchen

Fridge

STRONG BAD: Hit me witcha best foodshot, fridge o' mine! {opens fridge} The only thing in here is some paleolithic Fluffy Puff Mayonnaise. Looks like some-fat-body needs to go to the store.
STRONG SAD: It was my turn last time!

STRONG BAD: Eww, that Mayonnaise is so old, it's expiration date is chiseled on a stone tablet.

STRONG BAD: I think they say that once it turns a light grey, it's safe to eat again.

Microwave

STRONG BAD: I cant use the WavyMic, its door's stuck shut with nacho entrails and mangled action figures.

Dishes

STRONG BAD: I'll do the dishes once our skeet shooty flinger gets fixed.

Living Room

Personal tools