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==Transcript==
==Transcript==
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''{Over a spooky-sounding chord, some text appears over a blue screen:}''
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''{Over a spooky-sounding chord, some text appears over a blue screen:''
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<blockquote>20 years ago, two guys made this book:</blockquote>
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''"20 years ago, two guys made this book:"''
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''{An image of [[Original Book|Homestar Runner Enters the Strongest Man in the World Contest]] appears below it. After a few seconds, the text and book disappear, to be replaced with:}''
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''An image of [[Original Book|Homestar Runner Enters the Strongest Man in the World Contest]] appears below it. After a few seconds, the text and book disappear, to be replaced with:''
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<blockquote>A month later, they wrote the next Homestar Runner story,</blockquote>
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''"A month later, they wrote the next Homestar Runner story,"''
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''{Which is followed with three pieces of notebook paper with the script on them, followed by:}''
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''Which is followed with three pieces of notebook paper with the script on them, followed by''
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<blockquote>and then promptly forgot about it.</blockquote>
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''"and then promptly forgot about it."''
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''{The text disappears and is followed shortly by a flashing background, a short musical sting and the text:}''
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''The text disappears and is followed shortly by a flashing background, a short musical sting and the text:''
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<blockquote>Until now...</blockquote>
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''"Until now..."''
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''{Fade to the entrance of Homestar Runner's house on the right, silhouetted, with a shed to the left. The Field, which is visible in the background in full color as the foreground is visible in the same silhouetted fashion. Music begins playing as Homestar and Strong Bad leave the house and head toward the shed.}''
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''Fade to the entrance of Homestar Runner's house on the right, silhouetted, with a shed to the left. The Field, which is visible in the background in full color as the foreground is visible in the same silhouetted fashion. Music begins playing as Homestar and Strong Bad leave the house and head toward the shed.}''
''{Zoom in full to the shed with Homestar Runner and Strong Bad}''
''{Zoom in full to the shed with Homestar Runner and Strong Bad}''
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===Original Script===
===Original Script===
* The papers showing the original script can be read when zoomed in:
* The papers showing the original script can be read when zoomed in:
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|colspan=2|<center>HoMeStAR RUNNeR & tHe BRoS. StRoNG</center>
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| Title || HoMeStAR RUNNeR & tHe BRoS. StRoNG
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| pg. 1 || everyone loves the homestar runner. he<br>is a terrific athlete.
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everyone loves the homestar runner. he<br>is a terrific athlete.
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| pg. 2 || tomorrow is the annual triathlon.<br><s>everyone is getting ready</s> / <s>picking teams</s><br>homestar runner's team, the<br>all-stars, is practicing as we speak.
| pg. 2 || tomorrow is the annual triathlon.<br><s>everyone is getting ready</s> / <s>picking teams</s><br>homestar runner's team, the<br>all-stars, is practicing as we speak.
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| pg. 3 || the homestar runner's rivals, strong<br>bad, strong mad, & strong sad, are<br>having a team meeting.
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| pg. 3 || the homestar runner's rivals, strong<br>bad, strong mad, & strong sad, are<br>having a team meeting.<br>"Strong sad, you are too weak.<br>You must be <s>kicked off our team</s> <sub>replaced by dijjery doo</sub>,"<br>shouted strong bad.
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| <s>pg. 3</s> || "Strong sad, you are too weak.<br>You must be <s>kicked off our team</s> <sub>replaced by dijjery doo</sub>,"<br>shouted strong bad.
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| pg. 4 || dejected, strong sad moped passed<br>the all-stars. "what's wrong?" asked<br>the homestar runner. "my brothers<br>kicked me off the team & replaced<br>me w/ dijjery doo."
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| pg. <s>5</s> 4 || dejected, strong sad moped passed<br>the all-stars. "what's wrong?" asked<br>the homestar runner. "my brothers<br>kicked me off the team & replaced<br>me w/ dijjery doo."
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| pg. 5 || "chin up & start getting ready for<br>next year," said the homestar<br>runner as they left to compete.
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| pg. <s>6</s> 5 || "chin up & start getting ready for<br>next year," said the homestar<br>runner as they left to compete.
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| pg. 6 || all the teams lined up^<sup>to the 1st event</sup> running!
| pg. 6 || all the teams lined up^<sup>to the 1st event</sup> running!
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| pg. <s>8</s> 7 || "ready? set? go!!" strong<br>mad gets an early lead. & wins!
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| pg. 7 || "ready? set? go!!" strong<br>mad gets an early lead. & wins!
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| pg. 8 || after the first event, the strong<br>stars have lead. on to the next<br>event: swimming!
| pg. 8 || after the first event, the strong<br>stars have lead. on to the next<br>event: swimming!
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| pg. 9 || homestar runner wins! now his<br>team w/ strong bad's team. whoever<br>wins the last event <s>wins</s> gets the gold.
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homestar runner wins! now his<br>team w/ strong bad's team. whoever<br>wins the last event <s>wins</s> gets the gold.
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| pg. 10 || everyone's ready for the flying<br>event.
| pg. 10 || everyone's ready for the flying<br>event.
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| pg. 11 || suddenly, strong bad's minion, the<br>sneak, cripples mr. bland. everyone<br>else takes off. what will the<br>all-stars do?!?
| pg. 11 || suddenly, strong bad's minion, the<br>sneak, cripples mr. bland. everyone<br>else takes off. what will the<br>all-stars do?!?
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| pg. 12 || "Strong sad, come <s>here</s> take these<br>broken wings & learn to fly," said<br>homestar. Strong sad was now an<br>all-star. they were back in<br>business!
| pg. 12 || "Strong sad, come <s>here</s> take these<br>broken wings & learn to fly," said<br>homestar. Strong sad was now an<br>all-star. they were back in<br>business!
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| pg. 13 || Strong sad was making up all<br>kinds^<sup>of</sup> ground. he sure had a knack<br>for this flying stuff.
| pg. 13 || Strong sad was making up all<br>kinds^<sup>of</sup> ground. he sure had a knack<br>for this flying stuff.
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| pg. 14 || dijjery do was being passed by<br>the high flying strong sad. he<br>made a last ditch effort to<br>sabotage the all-stars.
| pg. 14 || dijjery do was being passed by<br>the high flying strong sad. he<br>made a last ditch effort to<br>sabotage the all-stars.
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| pg. 15 || dijjery do's plan backfired. the<br>all-stars win!
| pg. 15 || dijjery do's plan backfired. the<br>all-stars win!
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| pg. 16 || getting the gold w/ the homestar<br>runner changed strong <s>sto</s> sad.<br>he is now strong glad.
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getting the gold w/ the homestar<br>runner changed strong <s>sto</s> sad.<br>he is now strong glad.
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===Explanations===
===Explanations===
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*"Mike and Craig" refers to [[Mike Chapman]] and [[Craig Zobel]], the authors of the [[Original Book|original Homestar Runner book]].
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*[[Mike Chapman|Mike]] and [[Craig Zobel|Craig]] are the writers of the original Homestar Runner book.
===Trivia===
===Trivia===
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*This cartoon was originally shown at the [[Homestar Runner 20th Anniversary Show - 2 Sep 2016|Homestar Runner 20th Anniversary Show on September 2, 2016]], and again on [[Homestar Runner 20th Anniversary Show - 7 Oct 2016|October 7]]. This version adds extra scenes and an alternate ending.
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*This cartoon was originally shown at both of the [[Homestar Runner 20th Anniversary Show]]s. This version adds extra scenes and an alternate ending.
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*Tweets from [[@StrongBadActual]] and the Easter egg from the [[Screenland - 24 Apr 2017|Cult Classics Redux episode of Screenland]] suggest that The Brothers Chaps had been working on this toon as early as July 18, a month and a half before it first premiered, and half a year before it was released on the website.
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*This is the first big toon since [[2 Part Episode: Part 2]] was released in June 2009, seven-and-a-half years earlier. This closes the biggest gap ever in between a type of toon at the time; it has since been surpassed by the [[Puppet Stuff]] toons [[Dangeresque: Puppet Squad]] and [[Decemberween Dangeresque]]; coincidentally, like this toon, the latter was released shortly before Christmas.
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*The [[YouTube]] description for this toon is "Homestar and Strong Bad discover a long-lost Homestar Runner story. They read it. That's all."
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===Remarks===
===Remarks===
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*This cartoon was only categorized under [[New Stuff]] until it was added to Big Toons on August 31st, 2017, over eight months after its website release, on the same day [[Squintmojis]] was added to Shorts.
 
*This cartoon was released on December 24, but when the toon was released, the main pages were updated to say that the site was last updated on December 16.
*This cartoon was released on December 24, but when the toon was released, the main pages were updated to say that the site was last updated on December 16.
*"Catastrophically" and "head chunkularly" are actually adverbs, not adjectives.
*"Catastrophically" and "head chunkularly" are actually adverbs, not adjectives.
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*The Sneak [[cheating|cheats]] when he beats up Mr. Bland.
*The Sneak [[cheating|cheats]] when he beats up Mr. Bland.
*Strong Sad's line "I'm glad that I'm flying!" is a reference to the "[[I'm Sad That...|I'm sad that I'm flying]]" inside joke.
*Strong Sad's line "I'm glad that I'm flying!" is a reference to the "[[I'm Sad That...|I'm sad that I'm flying]]" inside joke.
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*The "[[gold]]" has a [[G]] on it.
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*The "gold" has a [[G]] on it.
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*Strong Bad animates Dijjery Doo with [[Mario Paint]] on the [[Nintendo|SNES]], just like [[Super NES]] and [[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]] before it.
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*Strong Bad animates Dijjery Doo with [[Wikipedia:Mario Paint|Mario Paint]] on the [[Nintendo|SNES]], just like [[Super NES]] and [[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]] before it.
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**The Mario Paint animation was originally posted on [[@StrongBadActual]].
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*The Mario Paint animation was originally posted on [[@StrongBadActual]].
*Homestar's interpretation of the story involves [[pants]].
*Homestar's interpretation of the story involves [[pants]].
*Strong Sad gains legs similar to those of [[The Yello Dello]].
*Strong Sad gains legs similar to those of [[The Yello Dello]].
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*"Sad-Sackery" is an example of [[Noun-ery]]. "Sad Sachary Taylor" is a [[portmanteau]].
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*"Sad Sachary Taylor" is a [[portmanteau]].
*Homestar declares that he washed his [[Lack of Visible Arms|hands]] of this story.
*Homestar declares that he washed his [[Lack of Visible Arms|hands]] of this story.
===Real World References===
===Real World References===
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*In the first take of the scene where Homestar asks Strong Sad to replace Mr. Bland, he tells him to "take these broken wings and learn to fly", which is a prominent lyric in both [[Wikipedia:Blackbird (Beatles song)|Blackbird]] by [[The Beatles]] and [[Wikipedia:Broken Wings (Mr. Mister song)|Broken Wings]] by [[Wikipedia:Mr. Mister|Mr. Mister]].  
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*In the first take of the scene where Homestar asks Strong Sad to replace Mr. Bland, he tells him to "take these broken wings and learn to fly", which is a prominent lyric in both [[Wikipedia:Blackbird (Beatles song)|Blackbird]] by [[Wikipedia:The Beatles|the Beatles]] and [[Wikipedia:Broken Wings (Mr. Mister song)|Broken Wings]] by [[Wikipedia:Mr. Mister|Mr. Mister]].  
*In the second and third takes of the scene, Homestar quotes lyrics from [[Wikipedia:Fly to the Angels|Fly to the Angels]] by [[Wikipedia:Slaughter (band)|Slaughter]] and [[Wikipedia:Sister Christian|Sister Christian]] by [[Wikipedia:Night Ranger|Night Ranger]] respectively.
*In the second and third takes of the scene, Homestar quotes lyrics from [[Wikipedia:Fly to the Angels|Fly to the Angels]] by [[Wikipedia:Slaughter (band)|Slaughter]] and [[Wikipedia:Sister Christian|Sister Christian]] by [[Wikipedia:Night Ranger|Night Ranger]] respectively.
*Strong Bad's proposed nickname for Strong Sad, "Sad Sachary Taylor", refers to twelfth [[President]] of the United States [[Wikipedia:Zachary Taylor|Zachary Taylor]].
*Strong Bad's proposed nickname for Strong Sad, "Sad Sachary Taylor", refers to twelfth [[President]] of the United States [[Wikipedia:Zachary Taylor|Zachary Taylor]].
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==External Links==
==External Links==
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