Homestar ruiner intro

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#REDIRECT [[Handle My Style]]
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This is the intro for [[Homestar Ruiner]], Episode 1 of [[SBCG4AP]]
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== '''Transcript''' ==
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'''Strongbad''': (strongbad is Sleeping on the couch and a bag of potato chips is on his left boxing glove.) Rhino [[Rhino feeder]].. (gets up)
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Huh? {shakes head}
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I was dreaming about… muffins. (stands on the arm of the couch)
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I wake up every morning
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feeling awesome, (looks at the couch)
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even though I slept on the remote again last night. (kicks [[The Cheat]] in the dryer)
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Ow!
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Time to tear up another day.
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The Strong Bad freaking way!
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Like an imploding star,
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like a burning car, (jumps and gives [[Strongmad]] a high-5)
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my style shines so bright!
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Please, stop trying,
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To handle my style. (puts a box of cereal where the bag if potati chips are)
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'Cause you can’t,
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No you can't
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ugh
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Handle my style
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(walks up the stairs [[Strongsad]] is seen in front of his door)   
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Seriously,
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quit trying,
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to handle my style.
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Unless you’re a lady. (throws the box of cereal at [[Strongsad]]'s head) '''Strongsad''':OH!
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Strongbad: then you’re cordially invited (jumps on the stool then sits down)
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To have a giant slice of my style!!! (stops singing)
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(sitting in front of the lappy)
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I'm gonna check m' e-mail, m' e-mail I'm gonna check m' what?
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<blockquote class="lappy email">
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<div>subject: Beating Homestar?</div>
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Dear Strongbad, I've got a quetstion. If you hate Homestar<br />
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so much, why dont you just beat the snot out of him? Are<br />
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you chicken or something?<br/>
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Confused,<br />
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Eddie M. Frenchtown, CA.
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</blockquote>
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(Pronounces don't as dont seeing that don't is spelled without an appostrophie and pronounces confused as con-fussed) (Typing)
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First of all, I Don't think a Frenchy Like Yourself isn't any position to be calling any one "chicken". Comprende Vu Cordon Bleu? Secondly I'm pretty I don't want to beat the Snot out of homestar I mean have you ever listened to the guy? He's Obviously got a LOT of gunk up there. I could probobly handle beating,the tar, the stuffing or the Into next week out of him, though.
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(get's up) I could probobly find Homestar at Coach Z's Track running in place or something.
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== '''Goofs''' ==
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*When Strongbad says "I'm pretty sure I don't wanna beat the snot out of homestar", He says "wanna" but types want to.
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Current revision as of 19:58, 3 October 2009

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