Hooked on Decemberween
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Protest Decemberween all over town!<br> | Protest Decemberween all over town!<br> | ||
UNInvite Crazy Uncle Edgar over and keep his aspirations DOWN!!<br> | UNInvite Crazy Uncle Edgar over and keep his aspirations DOWN!!<br> | ||
| - | Take a saw and and cut your dog!<br> | + | Take a saw and and cut your dog (in half!)<br> |
Drown in a swimming pool full of ice cold egg nog!!<br> | Drown in a swimming pool full of ice cold egg nog!!<br> | ||
If I don't get video games for Decemberween!<br> | If I don't get video games for Decemberween!<br> | ||
Revision as of 15:47, 20 December 2008
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Several Decemberween songs of the past, plus two brand-new songs, appear in album form.
Cast (in order of appearance): Homestar Runner, Strong Bad (audio only), Marzipan (audio only), Strong Sad (audio only), Bubs (audio only), Coach Z (audio only), The Sheriff (audio only), The Cheat (audio only), Strong Mad (audio only), The King of Town (audio only), Brainkrieg
Date: Monday, December 15, 2008
Running Time: 6:58 (all songs combined)
Page Title: Listen to it Fizz!
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Transcript
{The Cheat's record player appears on screen. A record plays, making the same noise as the Old Timey scratch line. After a few seconds, it stops and allows you to choose from The Dethemberween Thnikkaman, Cheer Up Coach Z, Seasonal Sweaters, Homestar Runner Presents: Presents, O, Decemberween, and If I Don't Get Video Games. By default, The Dethemberween Thnikkaman plays.}
The Dethemberween Thnikkaman
Cheer Up Coach Z
Seasonal Sweaters
Homestar Runner Presents: Presents
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {Singing, the Homestar Runner on the record cover moves his mouth with his eyes open.}
Home...star Runner presents: presents.
I'm really sorry that I got you bad presents.
You should probably try and return all those bad presents.
You may be shocked to find how little you get for those bad presents.
I got 'em at the dollar store — they were fifty percent off.
I'm really sorry that I got you bad presents.
I'm really sorry that I got you bad presents.
STRONG BAD and HOMESTAR RUNNER: {Singing over the top} We're really sorry that you/I got us/you bad presents.
ALL: {Singing over the top}
We're really sorry that you got us bad presents.
We're really sorry that you got us bad presents.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {Hoarse falsetto} I'm really sorry... {Clears throat, speaks} Ooh, hello, high note.
O, Decemberween
If I Don't Get Video Games...
{Cut to a Teen Girl Squad paper. Brainkrieg are drawn on it.}
BRAINKRIEG BASSIST: Go.
BRAINKRIEG GUITARIST: You go.
BRAINKRIEG BASSIST: Are you even plugged in?
BRAINKRIEG GUITARIST: Hang on.
{A stoner rock riff begins to play.}
BRAINKRIEG:
If I don't get video games for Decemberween I'm gonna
Protest Decemberween all over town!
UNInvite Crazy Uncle Edgar over and keep his aspirations DOWN!!
Take a saw and and cut your dog (in half!)
Drown in a swimming pool full of ice cold egg nog!!
If I don't get video games for Decemberween!
If I don't get video games for Decemberween!
{solo}
I'm talkin about Night Vision Mode 4, Lord of Armor, Tank Driverer, and Sword Thong Gold Edition!
If I don't get video games for Decemberween!
If I don't get video games
Decemberween!
Jugga jigga wugga!
Fun Facts
Trivia
- "Cheer Up Coach Z" was previously downloadable as a Quote of the Week.
- "Homestar Runner Presents: Presents" was originally the background music for the toon of the same name. The vocal version is presented here for the first time.
- At 6:58, This toon is the longest on the site breaking the previous record- The email retirement- by 5 seconds.
Remarks
- This toon does not include the songs "O Holy Crap" (from A Holiday Greeting), the holiday version of "Everybody, Everybody" (from the same toon as well as on Decemberween Email Menu), or "Everyone's Looking" (from A Decemberween Pageant).
- All of the MP3s are hosted on Videlectrix's website. The last time Videlectrix was used to host something other than its own sake was for hosting Non-Sequitur Champion for use in the Store.
- Brainkrieg says "Spell a cuss word on the roof with Christmas lights!" instead of "Decemberween lights".
- Strong Sad can be heard in the background of Homestar Presents: Presents, but he never gets any presents for Decemberween as he's always locked in the bathtub.
- In the New Stuff section of the Toons menu, this toon is at the bottom of the list as well as the top.
Inside References
- The format of this toon echoes that of Limozeen vs. Sloshy.
- Each of the songs either appear in, or refer to, the following Decemberween toons:
- The Best Decemberween Ever ("O, Decemberween")
- Decemberween In July ("Seasonal Sweaters")
- Homestar Presents: Presents ("Homestar Runner Presents: Presents")
- Decemberween Short Shorts ("Cheer Up, Coach Z")
- Happy Dethemberween ("The Dethemberween Thnikkaman")
- Brainkrieg first appeared in death metal.
- Brainkrieg also sung words that start with the letters "De", followed by the refrain of "Jugga jigga wugga!"
- This is another reference to swearing and alcohol.
- The Homestar Runner Presents: Presents song references Homestar's past trend of getting terrible presents for the other characters, as seen in The Best Decemberween Ever and Homestar Presents: Presents.
Real-World References
- The toon title refers to Hooked on Classics, a series of albums issued by K-Tel in the 1980s, where classical music was presented with a disco or dance beat.
- Visible in the background of "hanging out at the mall" are Burdines, a Florida-based department store absorbed by Macy's in 2004, and Babbage's, which was absorbed by GameStop.
See Also
- The visuals that appear during the Brainkrieg video.
External Links
- watch "Hooked on Decemberween"
- view the Flash file for "Hooked on Decemberween"
- download the ZIP file for "Dethemberween Thnikkaman"
- download the ZIP file for "Cheer Up, Coach Z"
- download the ZIP file for "Seasonal Sweaters"
- download the ZIP file for "Homestar Presents: Presents"
- download the ZIP file for "O Decemberween"
- download the ZIP file for "If I Don't Get Video Games..."
- forum thread re: Hooked on Decemberween
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