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[[File:Hotjones.png|150px|thumb|"Hot what?"]]
[[File:Hotjones.png|150px|thumb|"Hot what?"]]
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'''Hot [[Jones]]''', a beverage associated with [[Decemberween]], is a steaming white liquid with red sprinkles in it, sold at grocery stores for $5.99 "per each". It may be a [[coffee]] or [[chocolate]] drink topped with whipped cream, or something akin to eggnog. It first appeared in [[A Death-Defying Decemberween]], in which [[Homestar Runner]] offers a cup to the viewer of his holiday special. The makers of Hot Jones have also made two other drinks: Hot Pooey and [[Strong Mad]] Oyster Smoothie Breath Caked Armpit Latte. There is also a company called "Hot Jones Investment". Homestar Runner wears its polo shirt at [[the office]] in the [[Strong Bad Email]] [[too cool]], "eight or seven years" after the events of the email. According to [[Dangeresque (character)|Dangeresque]], the secret recipe is kept inside a security turducken: a twelve-year-old's diary, inside a hotel safe, inside his seventh-grade locker. Hot Jones can be substituted with Warm Jenkins, which [[Reynold]] can drink.
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'''Hot [[Jones]]''', a beverage associated with [[Decemberween]], is a steaming white liquid with red sprinkles in it, sold at grocery stores for $5.99 "per each". It may be a [[coffee]] or [[chocolate]] drink topped with whipped cream or something akin to eggnog. It first appeared in [[A Death-Defying Decemberween]], in which [[Homestar Runner]] offers a cup to the viewer of his holiday special. The makers of Hot Jones have also made two other drinks: Hot Pooey and [[Strong Mad]] Oyster Smoothie Breath Caked Armpit Latte. There is also a company called "Hot Jones Investment". Homestar Runner wears its polo shirt at [[the office]] in the [[Strong Bad Email]] [[too cool]], "eight or seven years" after the events of the email. According to [[Dangeresque (character)|Dangeresque]], the secret recipe is kept inside a security turducken: a twelve-year-old's diary, inside a hotel safe, inside his seventh-grade locker. Hot Jones can be substituted with Warm Jenkins, which [[Reynold]] can drink.
The plot of [[Decemberween Dangeresque]] revolves around Hot Jones. Dangeresque gets an invitation to the [[Cheat Commandos]] Bring-Your-Own-Hot-Jones Decemberween party. Dangeresque goes to buy some, but it is sold out at both [[Price Style]] and Shady's Grocery Mart. After teaming up with [[Firebert]], the two go to the Hot Jones factory to find the secret recipe. There, they encounter [[Stingy Relenque]], the Decemberween-themed bad guy who stole the Hot Jones with a tanker truck. After an action scene, the truck explodes with the Hot Jones inside, which Dangeresque serves anyway, calling it the [[Minor Drinks#santamans chimney|Santaman's Chimney]] and explaining its burnt gasoline taste as the addition of [[Cold One|Hard Ones]] and liquid smoke.
The plot of [[Decemberween Dangeresque]] revolves around Hot Jones. Dangeresque gets an invitation to the [[Cheat Commandos]] Bring-Your-Own-Hot-Jones Decemberween party. Dangeresque goes to buy some, but it is sold out at both [[Price Style]] and Shady's Grocery Mart. After teaming up with [[Firebert]], the two go to the Hot Jones factory to find the secret recipe. There, they encounter [[Stingy Relenque]], the Decemberween-themed bad guy who stole the Hot Jones with a tanker truck. After an action scene, the truck explodes with the Hot Jones inside, which Dangeresque serves anyway, calling it the [[Minor Drinks#santamans chimney|Santaman's Chimney]] and explaining its burnt gasoline taste as the addition of [[Cold One|Hard Ones]] and liquid smoke.

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