Joystick Wagglin' with Videlectrix: Halloween Edition
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[[Image:joystick-wagglin-halloween.png|thumb|300px|"Welcome to the weekly waggle!"]] | [[Image:joystick-wagglin-halloween.png|thumb|300px|"Welcome to the weekly waggle!"]] | ||
| - | The Videlectrix Guys | + | The Videlectrix Guys play "one of the classics of the horror survival genre", the [[Atari 2600]] game [[Wikipedia:Haunted House (video game)|''Haunted House'']]. |
'''Cast (in order of appearance)''': {{film|Videlectrix Guys}} | '''Cast (in order of appearance)''': {{film|Videlectrix Guys}} | ||
| - | '''Date:''' October 26, 2016 | + | '''Date:''' Wednesday, October 26, 2016 |
'''Running Time:''' 3:09 | '''Running Time:''' 3:09 | ||
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''{Joystick Wagglin' title sequence}'' | ''{Joystick Wagglin' title sequence}'' | ||
| - | '''VIDELECTRIX | + | '''VIDELECTRIX TWO:''' Welcome, everyone. Here we are at the— |
| - | '''VIDELECTRIX | + | '''VIDELECTRIX ONE:''' Welcome to the Weekly Waggle. I can't hear you, are you—can you hear me? ''{blows into the mic}'' |
| - | '''VIDELECTRIX | + | '''VIDELECTRIX TWO:''' Yeah— |
| - | '''VIDELECTRIX | + | '''VIDELECTRIX ONE:''' Welcome to the Weekly Waggle. |
| - | '''VIDELECTRIX | + | '''VIDELECTRIX TWO:''' Speak down. Okay, I'm Videlectrix— |
| - | '''VIDELECTRIX | + | '''VIDELECTRIX ONE:''' ''{shouting}'' Welcome to the Weekly Waggle, I am Videlectrix One! |
| - | '''VIDELECTRIX | + | '''VIDELECTRIX TWO:''' I'm Videlectrix Two over here on the— |
| - | '''VIDELECTRIX | + | '''VIDELECTRIX ONE:''' ''{slapping sound}'' You are Videlectrix Three! |
| - | '''VIDELECTRIX | + | '''VIDELECTRIX TWO:''' I'm—okay, uh— |
| - | '''VIDELECTRIX | + | '''VIDELECTRIX ONE:''' We discussed this! You will never be Number Two! |
| - | '''VIDELECTRIX | + | '''VIDELECTRIX TWO:''' I'm Three. I'm Thr— |
| - | '''VIDELECTRIX | + | '''VIDELECTRIX ONE:''' Until you can... graphic it up! This week we are playing one of the classics of hor—the horror-survival genre. |
| - | '''VIDELECTRIX | + | '''VIDELECTRIX TWO:''' ''{spooky voice}'' Haunted House! |
| - | '''VIDELECTRIX | + | '''VIDELECTRIX ONE:''' That's pretty—that was actually pretty good. ''{The game begins.}'' So, look at that. Full— full eyeball rotation... |
| - | '' | + | '''VIDELECTRIX TWO:''' Left! Right! Look down, left, right... |
| - | '''VIDELECTRIX | + | '''VIDELECTRIX ONE:''' Yeah, I can't decide where. The game hasn't even started yet. I haven't hit Game Select. |
| - | '''VIDELECTRIX | + | '''VIDELECTRIX TWO:''' What'd you do? |
| - | '''VIDELECTRIX | + | '''VIDELECTRIX ONE:''' That's my candlelight. I'm holding a candelabra and I have only 30 matches to save the haunted house. Oh! |
| - | '''VIDELECTRIX | + | '''VIDELECTRIX TWO:''' ''{screams}'' |
| - | '''VIDELECTRIX | + | '''VIDELECTRIX ONE:''' Oh, there it is! A spectral—oh! Oh! Waah! What is that? Oh, there's another one! |
| - | '''VIDELECTRIX | + | '''VIDELECTRIX TWO:''' It's doing— |
| - | '''VIDELECTRIX | + | '''VIDELECTRIX ONE:''' Oh, man, what is it doing? |
| - | '''VIDELECTRIX | + | '''VIDELECTRIX TWO:''' Jumping jacks? |
| - | '''VIDELECTRIX | + | '''VIDELECTRIX ONE:''' An insect—yeah, calisthenics. Okay, we gotta get out—oh, a four! I found a four. I found the four. Woof, the pulse—I tell ya, this game needs a Pee-Pants-Ometer down there at the bottom. |
| - | '''VIDELECTRIX | + | '''VIDELECTRIX TWO:''' Yeah, I can work one up. I mean, gimme a second. |
| - | '''VIDELECTRIX | + | '''VIDELECTRIX ONE:''' You typing it up? |
| - | '''VIDELECTRIX | + | '''VIDELECTRIX TWO:''' Yeah, working on it! |
| - | '''VIDELECTRIX | + | '''VIDELECTRIX ONE:''' Well, bring it on-screen. We'll superimpose. |
| - | '''VIDELECTRIX | + | '''VIDELECTRIX TWO:''' That's it! |
| - | ''' | + | ''{A blue pant leg appears in the corner of the screen.}'' |
| - | '' | + | '''VIDELECTRIX ONE:''' That's the Pee-Pants-Ometer? |
| - | '''VIDELECTRIX | + | '''VIDELECTRIX TWO:''' I could only do one leg of the pant. See? That's the crotch part. |
| - | '''VIDELECTRIX | + | '''VIDELECTRIX ONE:''' You can't—this is a family wholesome Waggle. You can't say—here, bleep me out. You can't say crotch— |
| - | '''VIDELECTRIX | + | '''VIDELECTRIX TWO:''' Bleep! |
| - | '''VIDELECTRIX | + | '''VIDELECTRIX ONE:''' You came in late, do it again. You can't say crotch— |
| - | '''VIDELECTRIX | + | '''VIDELECTRIX TWO:''' Bleep! |
| - | '''VIDELECTRIX | + | '''VIDELECTRIX ONE:''' —on the Weekly Waggle. Whatever that's supposed to be, fill it up, 'cause I have soiled myself through and through. Oh! The walls stained with blood! Here, look at that. |
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''{The Pee-Pants-Ometer fills with several yellow rectangles.}'' | ''{The Pee-Pants-Ometer fills with several yellow rectangles.}'' | ||
| - | '''VIDELECTRIX | + | '''VIDELECTRIX TWO:''' Why can't we see the rest of our body in the, um, candlelight? |
| - | '''VIDELECTRIX | + | '''VIDELECTRIX ONE:''' What do you mean? We see— |
| - | '''VIDELECTRIX | + | '''VIDELECTRIX TWO:''' The flicker should show the rest of our body. |
| - | '''VIDELECTRIX | + | '''VIDELECTRIX ONE:''' It's an artistical choice! |
| - | '''VIDELECTRIX | + | '''VIDELECTRIX TWO:''' Okay. |
| - | '''VIDELECTRIX | + | '''VIDELECTRIX ONE:''' Have you ever experienced artistical film? |
| - | '''VIDELECTRIX | + | '''VIDELECTRIX TWO:''' I—yeah. |
| - | '''VIDELECTRIX | + | '''VIDELECTRIX ONE:''' Hey, that made a different sound. You hear that? |
| - | '''VIDELECTRIX | + | '''VIDELECTRIX TWO:''' Do you really know what we're doing in this game? |
| - | '''VIDELECTRIX | + | '''VIDELECTRIX ONE:''' Well—well, sure, we've got to assemble the shards and, uh, the scepter, and then, uh, make the squares go through one of the black squares. |
| - | '''VIDELECTRIX | + | '''VIDELECTRIX TWO:''' Look at the font on those numbers. It's quite scriptic. |
| - | '''VIDELECTRIX | + | '''VIDELECTRIX ONE:''' Yeah, like it's from the 1800s. The umpteen-hundreds! Ha! That's how many times I've had to ask you ''{screaming}'' TO MAKE GOOD GRAPHICS! |
| - | '''VIDELECTRIX | + | '''VIDELECTRIX TWO:''' Um. |
| - | '''VIDELECTRIX | + | '''VIDELECTRIX ONE:''' Look at that! We won! We stumbled right into the winning of the game. |
| - | '''VIDELECTRIX | + | '''VIDELECTRIX TWO:''' Let's, uh—okay, let's see what we get. |
| - | '''VIDELECTRIX | + | '''VIDELECTRIX ONE:''' I can't wait to see the reward. Any second, comin' up. |
| - | '''VIDELECTRIX | + | '''VIDELECTRIX TWO:''' Wait, can we still move the eyes? Even after we've won? |
| - | '''VIDELECTRIX | + | '''VIDELECTRIX ONE:''' Oh, that's the reward! |
| - | '''VIDELECTRIX | + | '''VIDELECTRIX TWO:''' From the grave? |
| - | '''VIDELECTRIX | + | '''VIDELECTRIX ONE:''' Now everyone can go change their drawers. Time for a fresh pair! |
''{The yellow rectangles in the Pee-Pants-Ometer slowly deplete until there are none left.}'' | ''{The yellow rectangles in the Pee-Pants-Ometer slowly deplete until there are none left.}'' | ||
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==Fun Facts== | ==Fun Facts== | ||
===Trivia=== | ===Trivia=== | ||
| - | *One of the Atari 2600 cartridges visible in the intro is of [[Paul Slocum]]'s game Marble Craze. | + | *One of the Atari 2600 cartridges visible in the intro is of [[Paul Slocum]]'s game [[Marble Craze]]. |
| - | **Another Atari 2600 cartridge visible in the intro is the Synthcart, also made by Paul Slocum and used by [[The Brothers Chaps]] to make the music for 50K Racewalker. | + | **Another Atari 2600 cartridge visible in the intro is the Synthcart, also made by Paul Slocum and used by [[The Brothers Chaps]] to make the music for [[50K Racewalker]]. Synthcart music can also be heard in [[Making of Email 100]] and [[Your Hair is Messed Up]]. |
| + | *Some of the audio in the game in not in sync with the video and some parts are skipped. | ||
| + | **One example is at one point the character in the game isn't moving and walking sounds are present. | ||
| + | *On YouTube, this video is titled "Videlectrix - Halloween Waggle". | ||
| + | *The YouTube description for this video is "Special Halloween edition of Joystick Waggling'". | ||
===Inside References=== | ===Inside References=== | ||
Revision as of 23:53, 8 April 2018
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The Videlectrix Guys play "one of the classics of the horror survival genre", the Atari 2600 game Haunted House.
Cast (in order of appearance): Videlectrix Guys
Date: Wednesday, October 26, 2016
Running Time: 3:09
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Transcript
{Joystick Wagglin' title sequence}
VIDELECTRIX TWO: Welcome, everyone. Here we are at the—
VIDELECTRIX ONE: Welcome to the Weekly Waggle. I can't hear you, are you—can you hear me? {blows into the mic}
VIDELECTRIX TWO: Yeah—
VIDELECTRIX ONE: Welcome to the Weekly Waggle.
VIDELECTRIX TWO: Speak down. Okay, I'm Videlectrix—
VIDELECTRIX ONE: {shouting} Welcome to the Weekly Waggle, I am Videlectrix One!
VIDELECTRIX TWO: I'm Videlectrix Two over here on the—
VIDELECTRIX ONE: {slapping sound} You are Videlectrix Three!
VIDELECTRIX TWO: I'm—okay, uh—
VIDELECTRIX ONE: We discussed this! You will never be Number Two!
VIDELECTRIX TWO: I'm Three. I'm Thr—
VIDELECTRIX ONE: Until you can... graphic it up! This week we are playing one of the classics of hor—the horror-survival genre.
VIDELECTRIX TWO: {spooky voice} Haunted House!
VIDELECTRIX ONE: That's pretty—that was actually pretty good. {The game begins.} So, look at that. Full— full eyeball rotation...
VIDELECTRIX TWO: Left! Right! Look down, left, right...
VIDELECTRIX ONE: Yeah, I can't decide where. The game hasn't even started yet. I haven't hit Game Select.
VIDELECTRIX TWO: What'd you do?
VIDELECTRIX ONE: That's my candlelight. I'm holding a candelabra and I have only 30 matches to save the haunted house. Oh!
VIDELECTRIX TWO: {screams}
VIDELECTRIX ONE: Oh, there it is! A spectral—oh! Oh! Waah! What is that? Oh, there's another one!
VIDELECTRIX TWO: It's doing—
VIDELECTRIX ONE: Oh, man, what is it doing?
VIDELECTRIX TWO: Jumping jacks?
VIDELECTRIX ONE: An insect—yeah, calisthenics. Okay, we gotta get out—oh, a four! I found a four. I found the four. Woof, the pulse—I tell ya, this game needs a Pee-Pants-Ometer down there at the bottom.
VIDELECTRIX TWO: Yeah, I can work one up. I mean, gimme a second.
VIDELECTRIX ONE: You typing it up?
VIDELECTRIX TWO: Yeah, working on it!
VIDELECTRIX ONE: Well, bring it on-screen. We'll superimpose.
VIDELECTRIX TWO: That's it!
{A blue pant leg appears in the corner of the screen.}
VIDELECTRIX ONE: That's the Pee-Pants-Ometer?
VIDELECTRIX TWO: I could only do one leg of the pant. See? That's the crotch part.
VIDELECTRIX ONE: You can't—this is a family wholesome Waggle. You can't say—here, bleep me out. You can't say crotch—
VIDELECTRIX TWO: Bleep!
VIDELECTRIX ONE: You came in late, do it again. You can't say crotch—
VIDELECTRIX TWO: Bleep!
VIDELECTRIX ONE: —on the Weekly Waggle. Whatever that's supposed to be, fill it up, 'cause I have soiled myself through and through. Oh! The walls stained with blood! Here, look at that.
{The Pee-Pants-Ometer fills with several yellow rectangles.}
VIDELECTRIX TWO: Why can't we see the rest of our body in the, um, candlelight?
VIDELECTRIX ONE: What do you mean? We see—
VIDELECTRIX TWO: The flicker should show the rest of our body.
VIDELECTRIX ONE: It's an artistical choice!
VIDELECTRIX TWO: Okay.
VIDELECTRIX ONE: Have you ever experienced artistical film?
VIDELECTRIX TWO: I—yeah.
VIDELECTRIX ONE: Hey, that made a different sound. You hear that?
VIDELECTRIX TWO: Do you really know what we're doing in this game?
VIDELECTRIX ONE: Well—well, sure, we've got to assemble the shards and, uh, the scepter, and then, uh, make the squares go through one of the black squares.
VIDELECTRIX TWO: Look at the font on those numbers. It's quite scriptic.
VIDELECTRIX ONE: Yeah, like it's from the 1800s. The umpteen-hundreds! Ha! That's how many times I've had to ask you {screaming} TO MAKE GOOD GRAPHICS!
VIDELECTRIX TWO: Um.
VIDELECTRIX ONE: Look at that! We won! We stumbled right into the winning of the game.
VIDELECTRIX TWO: Let's, uh—okay, let's see what we get.
VIDELECTRIX ONE: I can't wait to see the reward. Any second, comin' up.
VIDELECTRIX TWO: Wait, can we still move the eyes? Even after we've won?
VIDELECTRIX ONE: Oh, that's the reward!
VIDELECTRIX TWO: From the grave?
VIDELECTRIX ONE: Now everyone can go change their drawers. Time for a fresh pair!
{The yellow rectangles in the Pee-Pants-Ometer slowly deplete until there are none left.}
Fun Facts
Trivia
- One of the Atari 2600 cartridges visible in the intro is of Paul Slocum's game Marble Craze.
- Another Atari 2600 cartridge visible in the intro is the Synthcart, also made by Paul Slocum and used by The Brothers Chaps to make the music for 50K Racewalker. Synthcart music can also be heard in Making of Email 100 and Your Hair is Messed Up.
- Some of the audio in the game in not in sync with the video and some parts are skipped.
- One example is at one point the character in the game isn't moving and walking sounds are present.
- On YouTube, this video is titled "Videlectrix - Halloween Waggle".
- The YouTube description for this video is "Special Halloween edition of Joystick Waggling'".
Inside References
- Joystick Wagglin' first appeared as one of the fake YouTube Related Video Thumbnails.
- The Pee-Pants-Ometer combines peeing and pants.
Real World References
- The video parodies Let's Plays, a recent genre of videos that feature playthroughs of video games, often with the commentary of the player.
