Kertified Klown Kare

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"We need to get you some serious Klown Kare, man."
Kertified Klown Kare is a medical service that, as the name suggests, specializes in treating clown-related injuries. In the Strong Bad Email long pants, Strong Bad suggests that Homestar — driven to insanity by an accusation regarding his lack of pants — receive a "serious" amount of said care.

Rodeo and Tragic Clown Hot Dogs are not accepted.

List of provided services

  • Pie Injuries
  • Giant Foot Problems
  • Wacky Malaria
  • Grease Paint Poisoning


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