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Strong Bad draws the fearsome, dreaded Large Bean! Or is it a Joyous Bean?
Strong Bad draws the fearsome, dreaded Large Bean! Or is it a Joyous Bean?
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'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]], [[Homestar Runner]]
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'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}
'''Date:''' Wednesday, October 25, 2017
'''Date:''' Wednesday, October 25, 2017
'''Running Time:''' 2:08
'''Running Time:''' 2:08
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'''Page Title:''' Stay outta the Wisconsin Dells!
==Transcript==
==Transcript==
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''{Second music sting. The background music changes to Large Bean's theme.}''
''{Second music sting. The background music changes to Large Bean's theme.}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Alright. Let's go. Start with a chubby crescent moon. ''{starts drawing a bean shape}'' Rrrrrr, chub it out. Oh, that's a chubby crescent moon. And now we do a sepicartoledon<!-- I doubt this is entirely a real word, but there's probably a better spelling than that -->... there... ''{draws concentric rings at the midpoint of the bean<!-- Again, I'm no legumologist. If someone knows the term for this part of a bean, put that there instead. -->}'' you know? Earth science? Okay, and now, for his terrorizing arms, we do a little inverted seventies mom hair... ''{draws a curved line out from the bottom of the bean}'' 'Kay, and over here, another one&mdash; ''{draws a mirroring curved line on the other side}'' seventies mom hair. Look at that, she's goin' out... on a night on a town. ''{draws curved lines back from the first two, creating the look of two upraised tentacle arms}'' Rrrrt, come bring it back in. Rrrrt. And now, Large Bean only buys thrift store dress shirts! ''{draws curved lines for the sides of the shirt}'' So let's bring it down here on the side... And he doesn't tuck them in! So we're gonna do a fishtail-fishmouth. ''{closes off the bottom of the shirt with an upward-arrow}'' Look at that. Look at that. And now, consummate. ''{draws two v-shapes from the bottom of the bean to resemble a shirt collar}'' Consummate. ''{adds three buttons with a "doot-doot-doot" sound}'' And, upside-down house. ''{draws a quick hexagonal pocket on the left side of the shirt, adding a line for the hem}'' For the pocket. Oh man. This bean is so large! He looms so large!
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Alright. Let's go. Start with a chubby crescent moon. ''{starts drawing a bean shape}'' Rrrrrr, chub it out. Oh, that's a chubby crescent moon. And now we do this epicotyledon<!-- "Epicotyledon" (although possibly a word) seems to be a combination of the names for two different parts of a bean, the epicotyl and the cotyledon. The actual botanical term for the eye of the bean is the hilum... but I'm not a botanist either, so someone should check this. -->... there... ''{draws concentric rings at the midpoint of the bean}'' you know? Earth science? Okay, and now, for his terrorizing arms, we do a little inverted seventies mom hair... ''{draws a curved line out from the bottom of the bean}'' 'Kay, and over here, another one&mdash; ''{draws a mirroring curved line on the other side}'' seventies mom hair. Look at that, she's goin' out... on a night on a town. ''{draws curved lines back from the first two, creating the look of two upraised tentacle arms}'' Rrrrt, come bring it back in. Rrrrt. And now, Large Bean only buys thrift store dress shirts! ''{draws curved lines for the sides of the shirt}'' So let's bring it down here on the side... And he doesn't tuck them in! So we're gonna do a fishtail-fishmouth. ''{closes off the bottom of the shirt with an upward-arrow}'' Look at that. Look at that. And now, consummate. ''{draws two v-shapes from the bottom of the bean to resemble a shirt collar}'' Consummate. ''{adds three buttons with a "doot-doot-doot" sound}'' And, upside-down house. ''{draws a quick hexagonal pocket on the left side of the shirt, adding a line for the hem}'' For the pocket. Oh man. This bean is so large! He looms so large!
'''STRONG BAD:''' Alright, and now, as he creeps toward you&mdash; ''{draws an angular left leg bent sharply at the knee, sticking out in a bizarre direction from the shirt}'' look at this, he's creepin' so hard... ''{adds a foot and makes a sound, then draws a similarly-bent right leg}'' And these... ''{fills the legs in with black}'' black slacks that he actually got... at a department store! He spent more money on these slacks than he did on the shirt! Large Bean!
'''STRONG BAD:''' Alright, and now, as he creeps toward you&mdash; ''{draws an angular left leg bent sharply at the knee, sticking out in a bizarre direction from the shirt}'' look at this, he's creepin' so hard... ''{adds a foot and makes a sound, then draws a similarly-bent right leg}'' And these... ''{fills the legs in with black}'' black slacks that he actually got... at a department store! He spent more money on these slacks than he did on the shirt! Large Bean!
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''{Dramatic music sting; the music changes back to the normal Skills of an Artist theme}''
''{Dramatic music sting; the music changes back to the normal Skills of an Artist theme}''
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{offscreen}'' Aw, would you look at that? Teeny Weeny Beanie is jumpin' for joy! Like he just won a new car commercial!
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{offscreen}'' Aw, would you look at that? Teeny Beanie Weeny is jumpin' for joy! Like he just won a new car commercial!
''{The Skills of an Artist theme and Large Bean's theme alternate as Homestar and Strong Bad speak}''
''{The Skills of an Artist theme and Large Bean's theme alternate as Homestar and Strong Bad speak}''
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''{Dramatic music sting}''
''{Dramatic music sting}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh man! Large Bean! You leave Des Moines alone! Stay out of the Wisconsin Dells! ''{draws something<!-- what is it? --> sticking out of the side of the suitcase over Homestar's line}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh man! Large Bean! You leave Des Moines alone! Stay out of the Wisconsin Dells! ''{draws a tag sticking out of the side of the suitcase over Homestar's line}''
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I dunno, man. Looks like a joyous bean to me.
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I dunno, man. Looks like a joyous bean to me.
==Fun Facts==
==Fun Facts==
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===Explanations===
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*An [[Wikipedia:Epicotyl|epicotyl]] is the stem of a germinating plant. A [[Wikipedia:Cotyledon|cotyledon]] is the part of the seed that will develop into the plant's first leaf. Bean plants usually undergo [[Wikipedia:Epigeal germination|epigeal]] germination.
===Trivia===
===Trivia===
*The [[@StrongBadActual|Tweet text]] reads, "Learn to invert 70's mom hair and draw The Cursed Legume in this week's terrifying Skills of an Artist!"
*The [[@StrongBadActual|Tweet text]] reads, "Learn to invert 70's mom hair and draw The Cursed Legume in this week's terrifying Skills of an Artist!"
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===Inside References===
===Inside References===
*Large Bean was introduced in [[The House That Gave Sucky Tricks]]. Homestar's lighthearted attitude toward it in this episode is similar to that toon.
*Large Bean was introduced in [[The House That Gave Sucky Tricks]]. Homestar's lighthearted attitude toward it in this episode is similar to that toon.
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*"Epicotyledon" is a [[portmanteau]].
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*[[HR:toons/skoa12|watch "Large Bean (toon)"]]
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"He looms so large!"
This article is about the Skills of an Artist episode. For the pseudocharacter, see Large Bean.

Strong Bad draws the fearsome, dreaded Large Bean! Or is it a Joyous Bean?

Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad, Homestar Runner

Date: Wednesday, October 25, 2017

Running Time: 2:08

Page Title: Stay outta the Wisconsin Dells!

Contents

Transcript

{Open to Strong Bad's glove against the usual paper background, with just a beat playing in the background}

STRONG BAD: Sensitive viewers may wish to look away. Because on this week's {title appears} Skills of an Artist, we're going to draw: LARGE BEAN!

{Dramatic music sting}

STRONG BAD: I make drawing... legumes!

{Second music sting. The background music changes to Large Bean's theme.}

STRONG BAD: Alright. Let's go. Start with a chubby crescent moon. {starts drawing a bean shape} Rrrrrr, chub it out. Oh, that's a chubby crescent moon. And now we do this epicotyledon... there... {draws concentric rings at the midpoint of the bean} you know? Earth science? Okay, and now, for his terrorizing arms, we do a little inverted seventies mom hair... {draws a curved line out from the bottom of the bean} 'Kay, and over here, another one— {draws a mirroring curved line on the other side} seventies mom hair. Look at that, she's goin' out... on a night on a town. {draws curved lines back from the first two, creating the look of two upraised tentacle arms} Rrrrt, come bring it back in. Rrrrt. And now, Large Bean only buys thrift store dress shirts! {draws curved lines for the sides of the shirt} So let's bring it down here on the side... And he doesn't tuck them in! So we're gonna do a fishtail-fishmouth. {closes off the bottom of the shirt with an upward-arrow} Look at that. Look at that. And now, consummate. {draws two v-shapes from the bottom of the bean to resemble a shirt collar} Consummate. {adds three buttons with a "doot-doot-doot" sound} And, upside-down house. {draws a quick hexagonal pocket on the left side of the shirt, adding a line for the hem} For the pocket. Oh man. This bean is so large! He looms so large!

STRONG BAD: Alright, and now, as he creeps toward you— {draws an angular left leg bent sharply at the knee, sticking out in a bizarre direction from the shirt} look at this, he's creepin' so hard... {adds a foot and makes a sound, then draws a similarly-bent right leg} And these... {fills the legs in with black} black slacks that he actually got... at a department store! He spent more money on these slacks than he did on the shirt! Large Bean!

{Dramatic music sting; the music changes back to the normal Skills of an Artist theme}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {offscreen} Aw, would you look at that? Teeny Beanie Weeny is jumpin' for joy! Like he just won a new car commercial!

{The Skills of an Artist theme and Large Bean's theme alternate as Homestar and Strong Bad speak}

STRONG BAD: No he's not! He's menacing some... innocent... coeds!

HOMESTAR RUNNER: No no, Strong Bad. That right there is a joyous bean.

STRONG BAD: Oh, I'll show you joyous bean! Just look at what's sitting right next to him. {draws the outline of an object right of Large Bean, with a round top and flat bottoms} Oh, you guys, you won't even believe it. {adds an edge, then a handle} It's one o' those old-timey suitcases! {adds various shaped stickers to the sides of the suitcase} With the travel stickers on it!

{Dramatic music sting}

STRONG BAD: Oh man! Large Bean! You leave Des Moines alone! Stay out of the Wisconsin Dells! {draws a tag sticking out of the side of the suitcase over Homestar's line}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: I dunno, man. Looks like a joyous bean to me.

Fun Facts

Explanations

  • An epicotyl is the stem of a germinating plant. A cotyledon is the part of the seed that will develop into the plant's first leaf. Bean plants usually undergo epigeal germination.

Trivia

  • The Tweet text reads, "Learn to invert 70's mom hair and draw The Cursed Legume in this week's terrifying Skills of an Artist!"
  • The YouTube description reads, "The cursed legume strikes again! Armed with his untucked thrift store shirts no less!"

Inside References

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