Made-Up Strong Bad Animals

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===Monstrosity Strong Bad===
===Monstrosity Strong Bad===
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[[Image:Monstrosity_Strong_Bad.png|thumb|right|130px|The Monstrosity tries to talk]]
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[[Image:Monstrosity_Strong_Bad.png|thumb|right|130px|The Strong Bad Monstrosity]]
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This was the first self-portrait-animal that Strong Bad made. It has antlers, segmented eyes, clawed hands, proboscis, tentacle legs, and it froths while trying to answer such questions as "Do you know the times?”
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The first animal Strong Bad imagines himself as. It has  
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*Claws
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*Horns
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*Tusks
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*Tentacles
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*Power Doors
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*15 Year Doortrain Warranty
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*Proboscis
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*Segmented Eyes
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Monstrosity Strong Bad bubbles a green froth when it speaks (due to its proboscis).
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===Deep Sea Fangly Fish===
===Deep Sea Fangly Fish===
[[Image:Deep_sea_fangly_fish.png|thumb|right|140px|There is always a bigger fish]]
[[Image:Deep_sea_fangly_fish.png|thumb|right|140px|There is always a bigger fish]]
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[[Image:Homestar_Lure.png|thumb|right|140px|"Free puppies, ginger snaps pocket PCs"]]
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The second attempt at a Strong Bad animal. Even with its Christmas lights all over, and back deck (for dinner and dancing), Fangly Fish bears a striking resemblance to the Humpback Anglerfish of the Disney/Pixar film "[http://www.pixar.com/featurefilms/nemo/ Finding Nemo]." Instead of a dangling  phosphorus light, it's lure is a "[[Powered by The Cheat]]" Homestar Runner head. Somehow, the lure seems to be the brains of this operation, though it is only as articulate as one would expect from a Powered by The Cheat Homestar Runner.
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This was the second attempt at a Strong Bad animal. It is heavily inspired by the Humpback Anglerfish as seen in the Disney/Pixar film "[http://www.pixar.com/featurefilms/nemo/ Finding Nemo]." Instead of an arbitrarily soothing light, it's lure a "[[Powered by The Cheat]]" Homestar Runner head at the end of a line. It is as articulate one would expect from a Powered by The Cheat Homestar Runner and is well known for making moves upon the fictional [[Baby Styles]].
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===Da Huuuuuudge===
===Da Huuuuuudge===
[[Image:Da_Huuuuuudge.png|thumb|right|140px|Oh, wow! Look at the huuuuuudge!]]
[[Image:Da_Huuuuuudge.png|thumb|right|140px|Oh, wow! Look at the huuuuuudge!]]
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With his third attempt Strong Bad made Da Huuuuuudge. It was the first one where he tried to let the name dictate the type of animal it would be. It looks like a blob. Specifically, quite a bit like the blob monsters in "[http://www.classicgaming.com/tmk/smw2.shtml Yoshi's Island]," with a Strong Bad face on it.  
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On his third attempt, Strong Bad envisioned Da Huuuuuudge. He here tries to let the name dictate what the animal will look like. As a result... it looks like a blob. Specifically, it looks like a big yellow blob with a Strong Bad face on it. Marzipan seems to be intrigued.
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===The Red Steckled Elbermung===
===The Red Steckled Elbermung===
[[Image:The_Red_Steckled_Elbermung.png|thumb|right|140px|Not Approved]]
[[Image:The_Red_Steckled_Elbermung.png|thumb|right|140px|Not Approved]]
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This is a red animal that is displayed as an illustration in a textbook, and thereafter is accompanied by targeted captions pointing out it's salient features and all saying "no" as the idea was quickly shot down by Strong Bad.
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This is a red gastropod with a pattern like Strong Bad's mask around its eyes and huge lips, displayed as an illustration in a textbook. As Strong Bad reconsiders the creature, it is accompanied by targeted captions shooting down it's salient features with a "no"
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===The Pardack===
===The Pardack===
[[Image:pardack.png|thumb|right|140px|El Pardack]]
[[Image:pardack.png|thumb|right|140px|El Pardack]]
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This is a stodgy creature with one of Strong Bad's arms. Its other arm is a soolnd. Strong Bad dismissed it as a "nasty blob thing".
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This is a stodgy creature with one of Strong Bad's arms. Its other arm is a soolnd. Strong Bad dismisses it as a "nasty blob thing".
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[[Category:Character Variations]]
[[Category:Character Variations]]

Revision as of 21:04, 29 November 2004

Legendary Strong Bad Animals are creatures that Strong Bad imagines himself as in the email "animal." These were abandoned concepts, as Strong Bad settles on Sterrance.

Contents

Monstrosity Strong Bad

The Strong Bad Monstrosity

The first animal Strong Bad imagines himself as. It has

  • Claws
  • Horns
  • Tusks
  • Tentacles
  • Power Doors
  • 15 Year Doortrain Warranty
  • Proboscis
  • Segmented Eyes

Monstrosity Strong Bad bubbles a green froth when it speaks (due to its proboscis).

Deep Sea Fangly Fish

There is always a bigger fish

The second attempt at a Strong Bad animal. Even with its Christmas lights all over, and back deck (for dinner and dancing), Fangly Fish bears a striking resemblance to the Humpback Anglerfish of the Disney/Pixar film "Finding Nemo." Instead of a dangling phosphorus light, it's lure is a "Powered by The Cheat" Homestar Runner head. Somehow, the lure seems to be the brains of this operation, though it is only as articulate as one would expect from a Powered by The Cheat Homestar Runner.

Da Huuuuuudge

Oh, wow! Look at the huuuuuudge!

On his third attempt, Strong Bad envisioned Da Huuuuuudge. He here tries to let the name dictate what the animal will look like. As a result... it looks like a blob. Specifically, it looks like a big yellow blob with a Strong Bad face on it. Marzipan seems to be intrigued.

The Red Steckled Elbermung

Not Approved

This is a red gastropod with a pattern like Strong Bad's mask around its eyes and huge lips, displayed as an illustration in a textbook. As Strong Bad reconsiders the creature, it is accompanied by targeted captions shooting down it's salient features with a "no"

The Pardack

El Pardack

This is a stodgy creature with one of Strong Bad's arms. Its other arm is a soolnd. Strong Bad dismisses it as a "nasty blob thing".

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