Made-Up Strong Bad Animals

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Legendary Strong Bad Animals are creatures that Strong Bad imagines himself as in the email "animal." These were abandoned concepts, as Strong Bad settles on Sterrance.


Monstrosity Strong Bad

The Strong Bad Monstrosity

The first animal Strong Bad imagines himself as. It has

  • Claws
  • Horns
  • Tusks
  • Tentacles
  • Power Doors
  • 15 Year Doortrain Warranty
  • Proboscis
  • Segmented Eyes

Monstrosity Strong Bad bubbles a green froth when it speaks (due to its proboscis).

Deep Sea Fangly Fish

There is always a bigger fish

The second attempt at a Strong Bad animal. Comes fully equipped with Christmas lights all over, and back deck (for dinner and dancing). Instead of a dangling phosphorus light, it's lure is a "Powered by The Cheat" Homestar Runner head. Somehow, the lure seems to be the brains of this operation, though it is only as articulate as one would expect from a Powered by The Cheat Homestar Runner. Contrary to popular belief, the Fangly Fish is in no way a reference to the Humpback Anglerfish of the Disney/Pixar film "Finding Nemo." In reality, it is a reference to the Anglerfish. You know, like from nature.

Da Huuuuuudge

Oh, wow! Look at the huuuuuudge!

On his third attempt, Strong Bad envisioned Da Huuuuuudge. He here tries to let the name dictate what the animal will look like. As a result... it looks like a blob. Specifically, it looks like a big yellow blob with a Strong Bad face on it. Marzipan seems to be intrigued.

The Red Steckled Elbermung

Not Approved

This is a red gastropod with a pattern like Strong Bad's mask around its eyes and huge lips, displayed as an illustration in a textbook. As Strong Bad reconsiders the creature, it is accompanied by targeted captions shooting down it's salient features with a "no"

The Pardack

El Pardack

This is a stodgy creature with one of Strong Bad's arms. Its other arm is a soolnd. Strong Bad dismisses it as a "nasty blob thing".

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