Malloween Commercial
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Halloween Comercial for Fluffy Puff Malloweens.
Cast (in order of appearance): Marshie, The Sad Kids, Homestar Runner, Monte Negro, Strong Bad
Places: The Halloween House, Homestar's House
Page Title: M-A-Double L-O-W-Double E-N
Date: October 20, 2003 (original) October 22, 2003 (last modified)
Running Time: 1:40
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Transcript
{coffin opens}
MARSHIE: Awwww......SNAP! I'm Marshie again! You better believe it's new Fluffy Puff Malloween orange and black flavored marshmallows! "They Taste the Same, but Loo—" {hacks and coughs} Sorry, must've got a toenail caught in my throat. "They Taste the Same, But Look Different!"
{setting changes to in front of Mr. Shmallow's grave}
MARSHIE: Boogidy-boogidy! I'll scare your dad!
{setting changes to the inside of the Halloween House}
MARSHIE: Those little punks next door won't know what hit 'em when you serve up a satchel full of Malloween Fluffy Puffs!
THE SAD BOY: What?
THE SAD GIRL: Weird.
MARSHIE: s'right, you two. Kids, demand Fluffy Puffs for tricks and treats!
{Marshie appears on a porch in front of a house. Homestar Runner opens the door, wearing a large fake eyeball and an orange shirt reading "This is my Costume!" The words "A Dramatastration" flash at the bottom of the screen.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh, hello, little boy or little girl. Would you care for a funtime treat? {Homestar holds up a white nondescript can marked "CAN D"}
MARSHIE: No way! {Echoes} {A wave of Fluffy Puffs blast out of Marshie's "Bite" and fill up the screen.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: A tidal wave of marshalades!
MARSHIE: I'm so goosed up, I'm swimming in 'em! {Marshie flies about in a large pile of Fluffy Puffs in the background} Tell Monte Negro ...
MONTE NEGRO: Oh yes?
MARSHIE: ...They fit on top of each other! Stack 'em to the heavens! {another Marshie appears on top of the other}Stack 'em to the heavens! {both} I could write a song called "Stack 'Em to the Heavens!"
{Cut to a dressing room, where Marshie's vampire wig sits on a mannequin and a camera appears to be rolling. Marshie is not wearing his vampire costume, but looking into a mirror.}
MARSHIE: {screaming} What more do they want!?
{back to normal scene, with Marshie in his vampire costume}
MARSHIE: Come on guys, isn't that enough to get you to try Fluffy Puff Malloweens?
{Marshie sings}
MARSHIE: {cut to a television view of the commercial} They're orange, doo doo. They're black, dee dee. Look for the one with me on the bag...dressed as a vampire!
{cuts to scene with Homestar Runner and Strong Bad sitting next to each other, watching the end of the commercial on the TV}
STRONG BAD: I thought you said you were the star of this one.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh, right. I made that up. But I did get to keep this cool eyeball. {puts on eyeball} Seeeee! Seeee!
STRONG BAD: What are you doing!?
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Isn't that the sound that um...eyeballs make? Seee! Seee!
{Strong Bad leaves}
{"Full Halloween Cartoon next week!" appears in the corner.}
Easter Eggs
- At the end, you can click on Homestar Runner's big eye and see a pumpkin with Marshie's face on it, then click the pumpkin to see it photographed in silhouette.
Fun Facts
Explanations
- The "Full Halloween Cartoon" mentioned at the end of the short is 3 Times Halloween Funjob.
Trivia
- When The Sad Kids are trick-or-treating, the welcome mat says "Weclome".
- The music right before Marshie pops out of the coffin is Toccata and Fugue in D Minor (BWV 565) by Johann Sebastian Bach. The piece is often used as generic spooky music. The music played throughout the remainder of the cartoon is the song from Meet Marshie played on an organ.
- On top of Mr. Shmallow's grave is a common pumpkin cutting design.
- The Sad Girl is dressed as The Wicked Witch of the West from The Wizard of Oz.
Inside References
- The scene where The Sad Kids go trick-or-treating is based on the scene from The House that Gave Sucky Treats.
- Homestar saying "marshalades" is a reference to Fluffy Puff Commercial.
- Mr. Shmallow is the Old-Timey Marshie.
- The Sad Boy is dressed as the King of Town.
