Malloween Commercial

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Halloween Comercial for Fluffy Puff Marshmallows.

Cast (in order of appearance): Marshie, The Two Kids, Homestar Runner, Monte Negro, Strong Bad

Page Title: M-A-Double L-O-W-Double E-N



{coffin opens}

MARSHIE: Awwww......SNAP! I'm Marshie again! You better believe it's new Fluffy Puff Malloween orange and black flavored marshmallows! "They Taste the Same, but Loo--" {hacks and coughs} Sorry, must've got a toenail caught in my throat. "They Taste the Same, But Look Different!"

{setting changes to in front of Mr. Shmallow's grave}

MARSHIE: Boogedy-boogedy! I'll scare your dad! Those little punks next door won't know what hit 'em when you serve up a satchel full of Malloween Fluffy Puffs!

BOY: What?

GIRL: Weird.

MARSHIE: That's right, you two. Kids, demand Fluffy Puffs for trick and treats!

{Marshie appears on a porch in front of a house. Homestar Runner opens the door, wearing a large fake eyeball and an orange shirt reading "This is my Costume!"}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh, hello, little boy or little girl. Would you care for a funtime treat?

MARSHIE: No way! {Echoes} {A wave of Fluffy Puff's blast out of Marshie's "Bite" and fill up the screen.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: A tidal wave of marshalades!

MARSHIE: I'm so goosed up, I'm swimming in 'em! Tell Montenegro


MARSHIE: ...They fit on top of each other! Stack 'em to the heavens! {another Marshie appears on top of the other}Stack 'em to the heavens! {both} I could write a song called "Stack 'Em to the Heavens!"

{Cut to behind the scenes, where a wig sits on a mannequin and a camera appears to be rolling.}

MARSHIE: {screaming} What more do they want!?

{back to normal scene}

MARSHIE: Come on guys, isn't that enough to get you to try Fluffy Puff Malloweens?

{Marshie sings}

MARSHIE: {cut to a television view of the commercial} They're orange, doo doo. They're black, dee dee. Look for the one with me on the bag... dressed as a vampire!

{cuts to scene with Homestar Runner and Strong Bad sitting next to each other}

STRONG BAD: I thought you said you were the star of this one.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh, right. I made that up. But I did get to keep this cool eyeball. {puts on eyeball} Seeeee! Seeee!

STRONG BAD: What are you doing!?

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Well, isn't that the sound that um... eyeballs make? Seee! Seee!

{Strong Bad leaves}


Easter Eggs

  • At the end, you can click on Homestar Runner's BIG eye and see a pumpkin with Marshie's face on it, then click the pumpkin to see it at night.

Fun Facts

  • Marshies song about stacking sounds sorta like Tom Greens "the Bum Bum song"
  • If you look really closely, you can see Mr. Shmallow's grave.
  • When The Two Kids are trick-or-treating, the welcome mat says "Weclome".
  • The can that Homestar is holding is spelled CAN D.
  • The scene where The Two Kids go trick-or-treating is based on the scene from The House that Gave Sucky Treats.
  • Homestar saying "marshalades" is a reference to Fluffy Puff Commercial.
  • One of The Two Kids is dressed as The King of Town.
  • The music right before Marshie pops out of the coffin is Bach's "Tocatta and Fugue", used in many instances with vampires.
  • "Malloweens" may be a spoof on Mallowcremes, a popular candy-corn like candy.

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