Mario Paint Thursdays Compilation

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"Ohhh, here I go... I am going to make my mustache!"

Compilation of Mario Paint videos from @StrongBadActual.

Cast (in order of appearance): Homestar Runner, The Cheat, Preshy, Champeen, Rafferty, The King of Town, Pom Pom, Strong Bad, Peasants, Limozeen, The Worm, Eh! Steve!, The Wheelchair, Drive-Thru Whale

Places: The Field, Strong Badia, The King of Town's Castle, Marzipan's House, Cliffs, Peasantry, Sweet Cuppin Cakes Land, Computer Room

Date: Monday, May 4, 2020

Running Time: 4:16

Transcript

{The video opens on a blurred shot of The Field with yellow text that reads "Mario Paint Thursdays" slowly approaching the screen as a jingle plays. The same title screen is shown at the end. None of the videos are titled.}

Ooh Lips

Originally posted on 1 February 2018

{A TV is shown playing a looping animation in Mario Paint of Homestar in The Field, with a smooth talking animation that has him repeatedly make an "ooh" shape with his mouth. The TV has "TeeBee" written on the side, and the top of the screen has a bar that reads "SPEED 10", along with a row of squares fading from yellow to red. The bottom of the screen has some icons.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {voiceover} Ooh, it's smooth-mouth Homestar! What am I sayin'? Froosh, swoosh, boosh, moosh... Naw, there's gotta be a sentence I can make with these vowel sounds. Let's see. {mostly monotone; trying to match his speech to smooth-mouth Homestar's} How—do—you—move—four—more—doors—to—your—dorm—room—Lou?

{The "SPEED" in the corner changes to 13 as a pink flyer appears:}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Hey, that's pretty good!

{The flyer disappears; a beep sounds, and the clip of smooth-mouth Homestar is rewound at high speed}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {rapidly} How-d'you-move-four-more-doors-t'your-dorm-room-Lou-how-d'you-move-to-dor— {quickly becomes unintelligible} —to-door-boom-maloom-baloom.

{Beep— the clip resumes playing normally; the "SPEED" changes back to 10}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {again matching his speech to the onscreen Homestar} Now—you—should—do—your—stew—home—work—Lou. {normally} Do your stew homework. Get in there, Lou!

{A "Stew Homework" paper is slapped onto the screen:}

Strong Badia National Anthem

Originally posted on 8 February 2018

{Cut to a screen playing a looping Mario Paint animation of The Cheat in Strong Badia at sunset. The Cheat's hair and the flag both blow in the wind. A Mario Paint rendition of the Strong Badia National Anthem plays.}

Rejected Characters Winner's Circle

Originally posted on 15 February 2018)

{Cut to a screen playing a looping Mario Paint animation of Champeen dancing on the #1 spot on a gray podium. Rafferty is 2nd, and Preshy is 3rd. They both look down sadly. The sky is dark blue with swirly clouds. A Mario Paint rendition of Everybody Everybody plays.}

King of Town Eats Drumstick

Originally posted on 19 April 2018

{Music plays. There is a time lapse of the Mario Paint animation process. Cut to a screen with four frames. Frames from the previous Mario Paint Thursday are briefly shown, with Strong Bad's glove and mouth. The drawings are cleared, and frames of The King of Town's mustache chewing are drawn. Food crumbs and drool are added. Then the screen switches to one frame, and the rest of The King of Town is drawn. Black spots are added to the white lining of his robe. A castle background is drawn behind the King of Town, and a bitten chicken leg in front of him. The King of Town's animated mustache is added, and moved around for a bit.}

THE KING OF TOWN: {voiceover; singing} Ohhh, here I go... I am going to make my mustache! I'm gonna eat some foood! Over and over agaaain! It's the KOT! Fat as can be! Sittin' in my C-A-S-T-L-E!

{Cut to the finished product, in much better quality. The King of Town is in his castle chewing, holding a bitten chicken leg. He has black spots on the white lining of his robe.}

THE KING OF TOWN: {voiceover; singing} Oh, chompin' on a chicken leg... Turkey, maybe, quail, maybe... somethin' else dead. {stops singing} Hey, that's pretty good!

Melonade and Bronco Trolley

Originally posted on 22 February 2018

{Cut to a screen playing a looping Mario Paint animation of a glass of purple melonade on a round white table, with a bronco trolley behind it. Water drops appear and go down the glass. The room is orange, and there is a blue couch nearby.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {voiceover} Marzipan! Have you seen my Bronco Trolley? Marzipan? {deep voice} Mar-zeee! {normal voice} No? I can't find it anywhere. I found my favorite janked-up bendy straw. I'm usin' that in my melonade! But I gotta find that bronc' tro'! Somebody get me that bronc' tro'.

Pom Pom's House on a Cliff by the Sea

Originally posted on 15 March 2018

{The Mario Paint animation screen is briefly shown, before cutting to a looping Mario Paint animation of Pom Pom standing next to his house on the side of a cliff at sunset, with a boat in the water beneath the cliff. Waves splash against the cliff. Birds are frozen in midair in the sky. Mario Paint tools are still seen at the top and bottom of the screen, and a mouse pointer moves around before clicking on a button that removes the Mario Paint tools, leaving only the animation. Wave sounds are now heard as the wave splashes against the cliff.}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Oh, hello, my frozen-in-midair-because-I-had-to-choose-between-animating-the-waves-and-animating-you-guys wingèd friends!

Burninated Peasant

Originally posted on 8 March 2018

{Cut to a screen playing a looping Mario Paint animation of a peasant with a flaming hood. Hills with burninating thatched-roof cottages are in the background, along with a shadow of Trogdor. A WarioWare D.I.Y. rendition of the Trogdor theme plays.}

Limozeen Hot Lixx

Originally posted on 26 April 2018

{Cut to a looping Mario Paint animation of a Limozeen member with long hair, an open jacket, and pants with holes at the knees, playing a red electric guitar against a black background with concert lights. An amp reading "ZEEN" is in the background. Mario Paint electric guitar-sounding music plays.}

Sweet Cuppin' Chase

Originally posted on 3 May 2018

{Open to a looping Mario Paint animation of Sweet Cuppin' Cakes land. The Worm is peeking out of its hole. Eh! Steve! and the Wheelchair walk past the screen twice as the Sweet Cuppin' Cakes background music plays.}

Strong Bad Underfoot

Originally posted on 22 March 2018

{Cut to a looping Mario Paint animation, with Homestar's foot on Strong Bad's head, as he lies on the ground, pounding it with his glove and moving his mouth.}

STRONG BAD: Oh— man!

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Lay on it...

STRONG BAD: Why did I— ever...

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {quickly} Lay on it!

STRONG BAD: agree— to this?

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Keeep on layin' on it!

STRONG BAD: Worst— negoti—ation— ever!

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Lay it up twice, lay it down!

Mario Paint Strong Bad Email

Originally posted on 22 August 2018

{Open to a looping Mario Paint animation. Strong Bad is sitting in front of the Tandy 400.}

STRONG BAD: {singing} Time to check your email, doo-doo! Check your email, doo-doo! Check your email!

>YO SB
HOW SO GREAT
ALL THE TIME?
-JOBARD

{Strong Bad pronounces Jobard as "job-bard". Rattling is heard as he types.}

STRONG BAD: That's a good question, Jobard. I attribute it mostly to a combination of my... style points and... file joints. You know, because I file my taxes jointly. With The Cheat! Opens me up to all sorts of benefits and write-offs. I can claim him as a dependent, and like, despondent.

STRONG SAD: {off-screen} Hey, I thought you said I was your despondent!

STRONG BAD: Augh, this typing sound is giving me a migraine. Tappo-tobo-tap, tappo-tobo-tappo-tobo-tap, tap!

Microwave Strong Bad

Originally posted on 10 May 2018

{Open to a looping Mario Paint animation. Strong Bad's disembodied head is spinning in a microwave that displays 1:25 on its clock.}

STRONG BAD: Whoa, I'm rotating around pretty good. This feels pretty nice... {spinning faster} Ooh, a little faster now, little bit of a thrill, even— {spinning faster} Hang on a second, you guys this is a little too fast for me— {begins spinning and talking too fast} Haselos theselos, hasleos theselos!

{Strong Bad explodes violently, leaving the microwave empty.}

Drive-Thru Order

Originally posted on 9 August 2018

{Open to a looping Mario Paint animation. Homestar is standing in front of the Drive-Thru Whale, which has a broken speaker box that releases sparks. The theme from Blubb-O's Commercial plays in the background.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Uh, yeah. Lemme get a large sever my leg, with a S. of F.F., and two ibupro-pro!

DRIVE-THRU WHALE: Would you care to gravitate toward surgery today?

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Uh, I dunno about that.

DRIVE-THRU WHALE: Please proceed to sample the sweatpants.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {disgusted} Ibu-pro-pro!

{A red rubber stamp reading "IBU-PRO-PRO!" is stamped across the screen with a buzzer noise.}

Fun Facts

General

• The YouTube description for this compilation is "For a while there, short animations made with Mario Paint for SNES were posted every Thursday to the social mediums (until the SNES mouse broke and the replacements ordered from ebay were in even worse shape). Here they are all at once!"

Ooh Lips

• The homework sheet is in a similar style to the one at the end of death metal, as well as the Homestar Quiz.
• "Baby, you got a stew going" is a reference to a line from Arrested Development that Bubs previously referenced in Halloween Potion-ma-jig.

Melonade and Bronco Trolley

• This video references Bronco Trolleys (which come from the game of the same name) and melonade, two foods that were mostly mentioned in the early days of the site.

Pom Pom's House on a Cliff by the Sea

• Pom Pom's house appears to be modeled after the Futuro style of prefabricated houses produced in the 1960s and 1970s.

Drive-Thru Order

• Ibu-pro-pro is a portmanteau of Ibuprofen and Ina-pro-pro.

External Links

• watch "Mario Paint Thursdays Compilation" on YouTube