Marshie

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-	[[Image:meet marshie screenshot.png|thumb|"Don'tcha like me?"]]	+	MARSHIE IS THE BIGGEST FRIGGING LOSER IN THE WORLD! EXCEPT FOR THE NO LIFE JACKASS THAT MADE THIS SITE!
-	[[Image:TMBG Marshie closeup 20040925.jpg|thumb|Appearing in puppet-form along with Homestar and [[They Might Be Giants]] in their [[TMBG Concert - 25 Sep 2004 | September 25, 2004 concert]] in [[Wikipedia:Atlanta,_Georgia|Atlanta, Ga]]. <small>(HS & TMBG not shown)</small>]]	+
-	[[Image:MarshieGaseousVapor.PNG|thumb|"You can't destroy me!"]]	+
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-	'''Marshie''' (capital "M", and then "arshie", as he would put it) is the genuinely alarming mascot for [[Fluffy Puff Marshmallows]]. He serves as a caustic and slightly absurd satire of any number of mascots hawking products to children.	+
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-	Marshie has no known relationships with any H*R characters, save [[Homestar Runner]], who "hates that freakin' marshmallow," probably because Marshie [[Meet Marshie|took his job as Fluffy Puff pitchman]].	+
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-	Marshie is infamously - and intentionally - creepy. His commercials have featured non-sequitur rantings, disturbing close-ups, inappropriate sound effects, faintly desperate pleas and even a behind-the-scenes nervous breakdown. He also tends to announce his appearances by uttering hackneyed slang phrases such as " 'Sup fools!" and "Oh ''snap''!" in a heavy-handed attempt to convince kids to like him. However, this technique is essentially nullified by Marshie's innate creepiness, leaving the acceptance he seeks safely out of reach.	+
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-	The use of [[Nibbles]] as a mascot in [[bottom 10]] may be evidence for Marshie's increasing unsuitability as a mascot, or at least in specifically promoting Fluffy Puff's bite-sized Nibblers product.	+
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-	Beyond his creepy demeanor, it is insinuated that Marshie is not simply disturbing but actually evil. He is named as a "bad guy" in the song "[[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]]," a vaporized version of Marshie in [[candy product]] cheerily warns that "you can't destroy me!"	+
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-	Marshie shares a resemblance to both the [[Wikipedia:Carl's Jr.|Carl's Jr.]]/[[Wikipedia:Hardee's|Hardee's]] [[Wikipedia:Image:Hardee's.png|star]] and the characters on the [http://www.goldenfluff.com/marsh.htm Elyon kosher marshmallows] bag.	+
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-	According to [[Cheat Commandos...O's]], Marshie is a "Ser-g-geant".	+
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-	==Filmography==	+
-	*'''Debut:''' [[Fluffy Puff Commercial]] (as a picture on the bag)	+
-	*[[:Category:Marshie Filmography|Complete Filmography]]	+
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-	== Also known as... ==	+
-	*[[Mr. Shmallow]] ([[Old-Timey]])	+
-	*[[Ser-g-geant Marshie]] ([[Cheat Commandos]])	+
-	*''See other [[Nicknames#Miscellaneous|Nicknames]]''	+
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-	==Quotes of the Week==	+
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-	*{{qotw|"Take a trip to the mountains!"|[[retirement]]|Mirror:marshie mtns.mp3}}	+
-	*{{qotw|"Those rotten little punks next door won't know what hit 'em when you...fill 'em...fulla lead."|[[Malloween Commercial]] outtake|Mirror:marshie lead.mp3}}	+
-	*{{qotw|"BOOGIDY BOOGIDY! I'll scare your dad!"|[[Malloween Commercial]]|Mirror:marsh boogidy.mp3}}	+
-	*{{qotw|"What more do they want?!!"|[[Malloween Commercial]]|Mirror:marshie whatmore.mp3}}	+
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-	==Marshie's Mother==	+
-	[[Image:Marshie Mother.PNG|thumb|220px|"Just walk away, mother."]]	+
-	'''[[Marshie]]'s Mother''' has only appeared in portrait form. She is an older looking marshmallow woman, with jowls and a bun hairdo. There seems to be some animosity between them, as Marshie exclaims "Just walk away, mother."	+
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-	===Appearances===	+
-	*'''Debut:''' Email [[retirement]]	+
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-	[[Category:Mascots]]	+
-	[[Category:Fluffy Puff]]	+

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MARSHIE IS THE BIGGEST FRIGGING LOSER IN THE WORLD! EXCEPT FOR THE NO LIFE JACKASS THAT MADE THIS SITE!