Marzipan's Answering Machine

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Marzipan's Answering Machine is a collection of audio messages left for Marzipan on her home phone. A stylistic departure from the usual toon format on, animation is very limited and the series is primarily audio-based. The messages often dive deeper into interpersonal relationships between the characters, with each short message packed with insight. Some mainstays of the section are Strong Bad's unrelenting prank calls, Homestar Runner's constant misunderstandings, Coach Z's odd habits and tendencies (especially towards Marzipan herself), Strong Sad's depressing ramblings, and surprisingly frequent calls from The King of Town. It also features various other surprise messages and cameos from major and minor characters.


Marzipan's Answering Machine Versions

Other Answering Machine Segments

Quite a few messages

The following toons feature segments with characters talking on answering machines.

Outgoing Messages

See main article: Marzipan's Outgoing Messages

Answering Machines

List of Callers

Quick Comparison Chart
1.0 2.0 3.0 4.0 5.0 6.0 7.0 8.0 9.2 10.2 11.2 12.2 13.2 14.2 15.2 16.2 17.2
Strong Bad
Homestar Runner
Strong Sad
Coach Z
The King of Town
Pom Pom
Strong Mad
The Cheat
The Poopsmith

Strong Bad (35 times)

Homestar Runner (33 times)

Strong Sad (17 times)

Coach Z (14 times)

The King of Town (12 times)

Bubs (12 times)

Homsar (4 times)

Marzipan (3 times)

Strong Mad (3 times)

The Cheat (3 times)

Pom Pom (2 times)

The Poopsmith (1 time)

Miscellaneous (at least 1 time each)

Fun Facts

The new loading screen

External Links

Most Recent Toons
Big Toons

Homestar Runner Goes for the Gold
Dec 24, 2016


Front Facing
Feb 13, 2024


Fan 'Stumes 2023
Nov 22, 2023

Puppet Stuff

Talk-It-Yourself Homestar Runner Puppet Plush
May 21, 2024

Strong Bad Email

Apr 1, 2022

Video Stuff

Disk 4 of 12 - Vampire's Castle
Sep 19, 2022

Teen Girl Squad

Issue 15
May 11, 2009

Marzipan's Answering Machine

Version 17.2
Apr 1, 2016


Dangeresque: The Roomisode Triungulate Launch Trailer
Aug 11, 2023

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